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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9810 on: October 08, 2018, 08:44:30 AM »
You rammed a knife into the top of your head because you wanted to make an extra hole to help you breathe? No wonder you didn't suffer any brain damage, the blade couldn't have hit anything that bleedin' small...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6249963/Doctors-save-man-plunged-eight-inch-knife-middle-skull.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9811 on: October 08, 2018, 11:13:22 PM »
Self destroying 1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028




Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

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The stunt has backfired for one stupid tosser who blew 40k on one of only 600 copies of that painting. He decided that imitation is the sincerest form of increasing the value of an item so went at it with a Stanley knife. The auction house now say it's worth a grand total of 1...  happy002 happy002 happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9812 on: October 09, 2018, 04:08:31 AM »
Self destroying 1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028




Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

 rubschin:

The stunt has backfired for one stupid tosser who blew 40k on one of only 600 copies of that painting. He decided that imitation is the sincerest form of increasing the value of an item so went at it with a Stanley knife. The auction house now say it's worth a grand total of 1...  happy002 happy002 happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9813 on: October 09, 2018, 08:51:19 AM »
Self destroying 1M artwork?  World gets more bonkers every day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-45770028




Hmmmnnn.... I call PR stunt...  noooo:
Yep

Some reckon it's now worth more

You could try that with your broken tele.  Genuine bashed by the famous LL - make sure she autographs it though

 rubschin:

The stunt has backfired for one stupid tosser who blew 40k on one of only 600 copies of that painting. He decided that imitation is the sincerest form of increasing the value of an item so went at it with a Stanley knife. The auction house now say it's worth a grand total of 1...  happy002 happy002 happy002

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6253357/Owner-Girl-Balloon-copy-shredded-40-000-work-believing-double.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9814 on: October 10, 2018, 09:01:23 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9817 on: October 11, 2018, 08:20:15 AM »
Must have been one hell of an eye opener..



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6263277/Terrifying-moment-C-17-plane-flies-buildings-stunt-called-stupid-dangerous.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9820 on: October 12, 2018, 11:28:38 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9822 on: October 12, 2018, 11:55:29 PM »
Setting a Guiness Record for the number of walnuts smashed by your forehead..........I believe that the clinical term is bloody nutcase...  noooo:

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Mr Naseem had previously held several Guinness World Records including most green coconuts smashed with his head and most bottle caps removed with his head in one minute.

He also holds the record for most nunchaku back handrolls in one minute, and crushing the highest number of drink cans with his elbow.

The martial artist also broke the record for most watermelons smashed with a head in one minute in May, when he broke open 51.

Mr Naseem said: 'Breaking any world record requires a lot of practice and funds. But I don't get any help from the local government rather I've to bear all my financial expenses myself.

I'm almost afraid to ask how you remove a bottle cap with your head...  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6269787/Martial-artist-cracks-247-walnuts-open-HEAD-attempt-break-bizarre-world-record.html
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