Fantastic Headlines

[Barman]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html

 

[Steve]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html

 

 

Less than my favourite artist but this sounds nasty

[Grumpmeister]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4937510/Marilyn-Manson-crushed-falling-prop.html

 

 

Less than my favourite artist but this sounds nasty

[understatement]He's not to everyone's taste[/understatement] but he's an experienced performer who has most likely done the same thing multiple times during his tour. Unfortunately on this occasion the guns weren't properly secured. 

[Grumpmeister]

Didn't realise Apey was on holiday... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/cunning-man-tries-to-dodge-hotel-bill-by-climbing-out-onto-telephone-wires-6971744/

[Grumpmeister]

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4941228/Footballer-loses-testicle-kicked-groin.html

Apey will have a field day with this one, there are just TMJ... 

[Grumpmeister]

One resident nearby said the news was 'awful' while another added that it was 'not a massive shock'.

May not have been a massive shock for you but something tells me that it was one for the owner... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4942830/Dog-walker-finds-penis-testicles-Brean-beach.html

[Grumpmeister]

I know that there are TMJ but this strikes me as being a real pain in the arse... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/

[Barman]

I know that there are TMJ but this strikes me as being a real pain in the arse... 

http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/02/hackers-can-detect-your-butt-plug-from-outside-your-house-and-turn-it-on-6971070/

 

[Steve]

    to all those ^

[Grumpmeister]

In all honesty I figured that would end up being one of those stories that would give Apey an entire routine. 

[Grumpmeister]

Would this be what they mean by being in the doghouse.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943416/Art-two-buildings-having-SEX-scrapped-Louvre.html

[Barman]

Would this be what they mean by being in the doghouse.... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4943416/Art-two-buildings-having-SEX-scrapped-Louvre.html

 

[Nick]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html

[Barman]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-handed-p45-form-as-prankster-lee-nelson-interrupts-tory-conference-speech-a3650431.html

 

[Just One More]

    

Oh dear