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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8265 on: March 06, 2017, 03:04:47 PM »
They want to set up a bald men's olympic tournament......?  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX

Go team Cyprus...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8266 on: March 06, 2017, 03:27:23 PM »
They want to set up a bald men's olympic tournament......?  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX

Go team Cyprus...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8267 on: March 06, 2017, 07:00:03 PM »
It's a shame that it isn't true.

Started by the Daily Mail (natch) and picked up by lazy hacks.
Any more details?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8268 on: March 06, 2017, 07:07:14 PM »

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8269 on: March 06, 2017, 07:20:02 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8270 on: March 06, 2017, 07:20:31 PM »
I would prefer to die under half a ton of real women.
















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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8271 on: March 06, 2017, 08:31:34 PM »
I would prefer to die under half a ton of real woman.



Your wish is our command....  eveilgrin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8272 on: March 06, 2017, 08:33:13 PM »
They want to set up a bald men's olympic tournament......?  rubschin:

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-japan-baldmen-idUKKBN1612OX

Go team Cyprus...  whistle:


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What? I figured that Baldy would love the chance to hit the Tokyo red light district represent Cyprus.  angel1
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8273 on: March 06, 2017, 08:37:14 PM »
I would prefer to die under half a ton of real woman.



Your wish is our command....  eveilgrin:



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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8274 on: March 06, 2017, 08:46:35 PM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

That's so beyond 'would you ever find the right crease' territory
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8275 on: March 06, 2017, 08:49:18 PM »
Looks like I may end up beating Berek's old record for how many members can be traumatized by a single picture...  eveilgrin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8276 on: March 06, 2017, 08:56:04 PM »
Looks like I may end up beating Berek's old record for how many members can be traumatized by a single picture...  eveilgrin:
where is Berek now?

Maybe what is Berek now might be more to the point.  I hate to think what he got up to here.
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« Reply #8277 on: March 07, 2017, 09:13:48 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #8279 on: March 07, 2017, 01:41:42 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39172314 :thumbsup:
noooo:  What a pratski

Football thugs beating the crap out of one another in a vaguely controlled environment with no collateral damage or bystanders being hurt? This sounds like the subtle hand of Comrade Darwinski...  rubschin:
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