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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6225 on: May 25, 2015, 08:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 06:55:21 PM
lol: lol: Cockwombles, the lot of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html

A classic Daily Mail-ism.  The article shows the headline to be another DM lie  ::)  Where does the DM get its writers from, Creche Bullshit?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #6226 on: May 26, 2015, 07:50:22 AM »
Quote from: Steve on May 25, 2015, 08:34:36 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 25, 2015, 06:55:21 PM
lol: lol: Cockwombles, the lot of them.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3096376/Animal-activists-PETA-demand-Britain-s-oldest-pub-change-Ye-Olde-Fighting-Cocks-Ye-Olde-Clever-Cocks-celebrate-intelligent-chickens.html

A classic Daily Mail-ism.  The article shows the headline to be another DM lie  ::)  Where does the DM get its writers from, Creche Bullshit?

As I said, cockwombles the lot of them  lol:
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« Reply #6227 on: May 26, 2015, 08:09:51 AM »
So blindness, hairy palms and how pregnant hands??  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579890/Muslim-preacher-Islam-hands-pregnant-Mucahid-Cihad-Han-Turkey-religion-televangelist-fatwa

And there was me thinking that you couldn't get more daft than American evangelists
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« Reply #6228 on: May 26, 2015, 01:22:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 08:09:51 AM
So blindness, hairy palms and how pregnant hands??  lol:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/579890/Muslim-preacher-Islam-hands-pregnant-Mucahid-Cihad-Han-Turkey-religion-televangelist-fatwa

And there was me thinking that you couldn't get more daft than American evangelists
lol:

We could have a world championship for bonkers evangelism

We'd have to have a UK semi final between David Icke and Russell Brand though

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« Reply #6229 on: May 26, 2015, 03:30:51 PM »
Saw part of an interview with Brand where he is saying he now controls his sexual urges by hitting himself in the bollocks with a book.......




I see a briliant business opportunity here: £20 a swing, can see it making a fortune  eveilgrin:
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« Reply #6230 on: May 26, 2015, 04:45:08 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2015, 03:30:51 PM
Saw part of an interview with Brand where he is saying he now controls his sexual urges by hitting himself in the bollocks with a book.......




I see a briliant business opportunity here: £20 a swing, can see it making a fortune  eveilgrin:
:thumbsup: £40 for the lead filled one?
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« Reply #6231 on: May 27, 2015, 09:31:42 PM »
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« Reply #6232 on: May 27, 2015, 09:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 09:31:42 PM
Reduce my caffeine intake?? Are you mad?? eeek: eeek:

http://www.beveragedaily.com/Regulation-Safety/Scientist-fires-EU-coffee-warning-ahead-of-EFSA-caffeine-publication
Quite

I went and brewed some Death Wish coffee in protest - I even drank it too
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« Reply #6233 on: May 27, 2015, 09:49:19 PM »
Coffee training this morning, 2 double espressos, 2 flat whites, 1 americano, 1 capuccino, 1 latte and a babyccino that were made for demonstration purposes made their way down Grumpy's gullet as nobody else wanted one.

Needless to say I was a happy bugger by mid day.  lol:
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« Reply #6234 on: May 27, 2015, 10:24:13 PM »
The latest internet craze is to stuff yourself full of paracetamol until you can't take any more as you are egged on by friends online???  eeek: eeek:

Sounds like Darwin has started catching up to the digital age...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098184/Mother-teenage-daughter-died-overdose-counter-pills-warns-teenagers-parents-stop-dangerous-new-social-media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html
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« Reply #6235 on: May 27, 2015, 10:39:03 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2015, 10:24:13 PM
The latest internet craze is to stuff yourself full of paracetamol until you can't take any more as you are egged on by friends online???  eeek: eeek:

Sounds like Darwin has started catching up to the digital age...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3098184/Mother-teenage-daughter-died-overdose-counter-pills-warns-teenagers-parents-stop-dangerous-new-social-media-craze-dubbed-Paracetamol-Challenge.html
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« Reply #6236 on: May 28, 2015, 11:34:32 AM »
Because Newquay's problem was obviously the hordes of mankini wearers visiting and nothing to do with the fact that it is a sleazy dilapidated shithole you can only visit while completely rat arsed that make Slegness and Blackpool look like luxury 5 star resorts.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100489/Seaside-town-s-ban-Borat-style-mankinis-helped-cut-crime-drunken-anti-social-behaviour.html
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« Reply #6237 on: May 28, 2015, 09:27:57 PM »
As much as the barman in question was wrong and should have stopped serving him long beforehand you have to be a special kind of fuckwit to think that downing almost 60 shots one after the other is going to be a good idea.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3100830/Barman-convicted-manslaughter-serving-customer-56-shots-encouraged-beat-bar-s-drinking-record-France.html
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« Reply #6238 on: May 28, 2015, 09:35:49 PM »
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« Reply #6239 on: May 28, 2015, 09:51:34 PM »
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