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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9992 on: December 30, 2018, 04:38:49 PM »
Anyone heard from Apey recently....  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6539719/Motorists-loot-truck-carrying-beer-cider-bottles-shed-load-busy-motorway.html

 lol: lol: lol:

[serious] Apey has been poorly, sick ill but we hope to have him back shortly.  :thumbsup: [/serious]
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9993 on: December 30, 2018, 04:57:18 PM »
Get well soon Apey
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9994 on: December 30, 2018, 04:59:38 PM »
Get well soon Apey
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Wot he said
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9995 on: December 30, 2018, 05:01:26 PM »
Get well soon Apey  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9996 on: January 02, 2019, 06:38:26 PM »
Get well soon Apey.    angel1
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9997 on: January 02, 2019, 07:21:34 PM »
Get well soon Apey, Baldymort has booze that needs drinking  :thumbsup:









If that doesn't get the bugger back on his feet then nothing will...  whistle:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9998 on: January 02, 2019, 07:23:28 PM »
Get well soon Apey, Baldymort has booze that needs drinking  :thumbsup:









If that doesn't get the bugger back on his feet then nothing will...  whistle:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9999 on: January 02, 2019, 07:24:56 PM »
Get well soon Apey, Baldymort has booze that needs drinking  :thumbsup:









If that doesn't get the bugger back on his feet then nothing will...  whistle:

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It's heartening to see you give up your booze stockpile in order to bring poor Apey back from Death's door...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10000 on: January 09, 2019, 03:12:27 AM »
There are times I read the news and wonder if I've fallen through the looking glass, having read this I wonder if I've gone back in time. The changes to the laws and regulations that the Fail is celebrating victory over were in place years ago back when I was running predictive diallers. The problem isn't the just call centres as the reputable ones can only use the data that they have been supplied, it's the sources of the data. How many people do you think read that little tick box section at the bottom of a form that 'everybody' knows is the 'tick if you do not wish to receive' option? If you just blindly fill in the box then congratulations, there is a good chance that you've just given permission to be contacted as in a lot of cases the wording is changed to opt IN rather than out.

I know that there is a negative perception of the industry and that there have been supposed changes meant to improve things but have only really amounted to using arcane technofuckery to create formulas to calculate solutions instead of using common sense to fix them. The media doesn't help in cases like this because when an outlet sounds the call for the next crusade it's clear that whoever is leading the charge has no idea at all of what is involved or what would actually be required to fix the issues. That is why we get the same thing happening over and over again where they are fobbed off with some clever wording that makes something that is already in place look new and shiny.

Victory my cynical arse.  Banghead

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10001 on: January 09, 2019, 04:38:26 AM »
I guess that the dispensary will need to take a long hard look at themselves...  redface:

https://news.sky.com/story/eye-patient-injured-after-being-prescribed-erectile-dysfunction-cream-by-mistake-11601965
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10002 on: January 09, 2019, 11:05:36 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10004 on: January 10, 2019, 06:09:05 AM »
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