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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10020 on: January 12, 2019, 10:01:27 AM »
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« Reply #10021 on: January 12, 2019, 10:03:00 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10022 on: January 12, 2019, 10:27:04 AM »
Well here is a prime candidate for the first gormless fuckwit of 2019 award. Trying the bird box challenge................while driving a car...  Banghead

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Layton police officer Travis Lyman says it should serve as a warning he never thought he’d have to give: ‘Don’t drive while blindfolded.’

No shit Sherlock #2  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/11/girl-17-crashes-car-driving-blindfolded-bird-box-challenge-8336124/
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10023 on: January 12, 2019, 10:35:20 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2019, 10:27:04 AM
Well here is a prime candidate for the first gormless fuckwit of 2019 award. Trying the bird box challenge................while driving a car...  Banghead

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Layton police officer Travis Lyman says it should serve as a warning he never thought he’d have to give: ‘Don’t drive while blindfolded.’

No shit Sherlock #2  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/11/girl-17-crashes-car-driving-blindfolded-bird-box-challenge-8336124/
Get them to do the challenge at Bracht Head?

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10024 on: January 14, 2019, 11:18:46 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10025 on: January 14, 2019, 11:43:50 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10026 on: January 14, 2019, 11:45:20 AM »
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« Reply #10027 on: January 14, 2019, 11:53:56 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10028 on: January 15, 2019, 05:09:25 PM »
And the stupidity continues. I'm not sure who is the bigger moron, the tattooist or the berk who let him try the bird box challenge.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10029 on: January 15, 2019, 05:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 15, 2019, 05:09:25 PM
And the stupidity continues. I'm not sure who is the bigger moron, the tattooist or the berk who let him try the bird box challenge.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6592603/Tattoo-artist-tries-Bird-Box-Challenge-working-client-goes-horribly-wrong.html

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10030 on: January 15, 2019, 06:13:59 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10031 on: January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM »
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10032 on: January 16, 2019, 03:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html

 lol: lol: lol:

But amazing it can happen given all the checks they make you go through...  noooo:

It happened on a flight we were on from the UK to here once (EasyJet I think)... There was a kerfuffle about somebody sitting in the wrong seat behind us. It turned out that the lady was on the right flight and in the right seat but a day early! facepalm:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10033 on: January 16, 2019, 03:17:13 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10034 on: January 16, 2019, 03:20:55 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 16, 2019, 03:17:13 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Given all of your previous exploits do you really find it surprising we suspect you are related to the guy?  whistle:
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