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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9301 on: March 14, 2018, 11:44:15 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html

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Police this morning urged the public to avoid her because of her contagious medical condition' which was described as 'not sinister' and 'normal'.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9302 on: March 14, 2018, 03:29:14 PM »
I remember, long ago, having some respect for Richard Dawkins.  noooo:

There are some taboos that are not meant to be overcome and eating human flesh, even if lab grown, is one of them.  sick2:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5499911/Richard-Dawkins-claims-eat-lab-grown-human-meat.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9303 on: March 14, 2018, 05:04:21 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5499087/Public-warned-not-approach-woman-29-contagious-condition.html

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Police this morning urged the public to avoid her because of her contagious medical condition' which was described as 'not sinister' and 'normal'.


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9304 on: March 14, 2018, 08:12:24 PM »
I'm beginning to think we should start a 'Gormless fuckwits for Darwin's attention' thread...  noooo:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/923964/tattoo-body-modification-eli-ink-picasso-eyeballs-mouth-body-black-weird
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9305 on: March 14, 2018, 08:51:45 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9307 on: March 15, 2018, 09:16:29 PM »
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9308 on: March 15, 2018, 09:42:15 PM »
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html

That makes me a cynical person then


along with about a billion others
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9309 on: March 16, 2018, 05:56:10 AM »
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html

That makes me a cynical person then


along with about a billion others


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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9310 on: March 16, 2018, 07:49:49 AM »
A cynical person might think that this was a deliberate attempt that someone buggered up as opposed to just being the result of piss poor maintenance....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5504253/Plane-loses-265-million-cargo-gold-jewels.html

That makes me a cynical person then


along with about a billion others


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We are in the majority then  lol:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9311 on: March 17, 2018, 10:46:30 AM »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive

" a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court."

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9312 on: March 17, 2018, 07:02:56 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive

" a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court."

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We had a similar case here, years ago ... rubschin:

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9313 on: March 17, 2018, 07:11:34 PM »
I have days like that  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #9314 on: March 17, 2018, 07:53:09 PM »
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive

" a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court."

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We had a similar case here, years ago ... rubschin:
What they going to do if he goes and robs a bank?  He has a perfect alibi being dead like
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