Steve is turning into Nick.... ![scared2:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/scared.gif)
![eeek:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/icon_eek.gif)
Have you developed an urge to buy a rug for the great lounge revamp?
![scared2:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/scared.gif)
Do you own any tatty old jumpers that look as if they've been dragged through a barbed wire fence?
![scared2:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/scared.gif)
Is there an inexplicable growth if ratty hairs on your chin?
![scared2:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/scared.gif)
Have there been cases of bizarre calamities happening in your general vicinity?
![scared2:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/scared.gif)
If so then you are beyond hope and should embrace the gingerness...
![noooo:](https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/Smileys/default/no.gif)