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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10035 on: January 16, 2019, 04:44:54 PM »
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Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html

 lol: lol: lol:

But amazing it can happen given all the checks they make you go through...  noooo:

It happened on a flight we were on from the UK to here once (EasyJet I think)... There was a kerfuffle about somebody sitting in the wrong seat behind us. It turned out that the lady was on the right flight and in the right seat but a day early! facepalm:
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A woman, early?  You're having a laugh


As for the DM story surely a more believable explanation is the Ryanair pilot flew to the wrong airport

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10036 on: January 16, 2019, 05:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 16, 2019, 04:44:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 16, 2019, 03:13:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
I think there may have been a typo when they put the guy's name in and it is really Pawel Lawrenick  rubschin:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595059/Polish-father-five-75-caught-wrong-Ryanair-flight-Leeds-Airport-ended-Malta.html

 lol: lol: lol:

But amazing it can happen given all the checks they make you go through...  noooo:

It happened on a flight we were on from the UK to here once (EasyJet I think)... There was a kerfuffle about somebody sitting in the wrong seat behind us. It turned out that the lady was on the right flight and in the right seat but a day early! facepalm:
eeek:

A woman, early?  You're having a laugh


As for the DM story surely a more believable explanation is the Ryanair pilot flew to the wrong airport

 lol: lol: lol:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10037 on: January 18, 2019, 10:13:03 AM »
What kind of thought process leads to you coming up with that as a treatment for back pain???  eeek:

https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10038 on: January 18, 2019, 10:47:44 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2019, 10:13:03 AM
What kind of thought process leads to you coming up with that as a treatment for back pain???  eeek:

https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10039 on: January 18, 2019, 10:50:05 AM »
There must be a prick joke in there somewhere  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10040 on: January 18, 2019, 10:51:31 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10041 on: January 18, 2019, 10:52:38 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2019, 10:13:03 AM
What kind of thought process leads to you coming up with that as a treatment for back pain???  eeek:

https://www.theweek.co.uk/odd-news/99020/man-hospitalised-after-injecting-semen-into-arm

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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10042 on: January 18, 2019, 11:14:47 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 18, 2019, 10:50:05 AM
There must be a prick joke in there somewhere  rubschin:

Don't know about that but I can't help but think that the guy must look like a wonky Popeye for more than one reason...  rubschin:
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10043 on: January 18, 2019, 10:50:09 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10044 on: January 19, 2019, 06:09:22 AM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10045 on: January 19, 2019, 10:52:27 AM »
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WTF. I'll never be able to look at parsley or parsley sauce the same again

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Did like that line "But doctors have now urged women to never insert vegetables into the vagina" as if before they were saying it was just fine.   Will turnip futures fall?
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10046 on: January 21, 2019, 09:38:58 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10047 on: January 21, 2019, 09:45:44 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10048 on: January 21, 2019, 11:03:31 PM »
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Re: Fantastic Headlines
« Reply #10049 on: January 21, 2019, 11:04:48 PM »
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