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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2190 on: March 10, 2018, 04:59:35 PM »
Some of you may have heard about this prick called Cal going round breaking in to people's houses around Hampshire for months, but the local police couldn't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them & turning them on!

Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley coz of a drug overdose.. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2191 on: March 10, 2018, 06:43:53 PM »
Some of you may have heard about this prick called Cal going round breaking in to people's houses around Hampshire for months, but the local police couldn't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all is he was breaking into people's houses just to ruin their washing machines by putting bricks in them & turning them on!

Really weird if you ask me... Anyway, just read that he was found dead in an alley coz of a drug overdose.. It's never nice hearing of someones death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2192 on: March 16, 2018, 11:15:46 AM »
I hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.

They are just fake gnus.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2193 on: March 16, 2018, 11:45:24 AM »
I hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.

They are just fake gnus.
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« Reply #2194 on: March 16, 2018, 11:54:51 AM »
I hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.

They are just fake gnus.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2195 on: March 16, 2018, 09:31:00 PM »
I hear Donald Trump keeps a herd of antelope in the White House grounds.

They are just fake gnus.
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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2196 on: April 20, 2018, 08:23:57 PM »
I've got a memory like one of those things that gets lumps out of flour.
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« Reply #2197 on: April 20, 2018, 08:51:46 PM »
I've got a memory like one of those things that gets lumps out of flour.

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« Reply #2198 on: April 20, 2018, 09:07:34 PM »
I've got a memory like one of those things that gets lumps out of flour.

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2199 on: April 20, 2018, 11:37:15 PM »
If you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #2200 on: April 21, 2018, 04:08:50 AM »
If you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #2201 on: April 21, 2018, 08:11:01 AM »
If you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #2202 on: April 21, 2018, 04:46:29 PM »
If you are sky diving and the parachute doesn't open don't worry you have the rest of your life to fix it  :thumbsup:

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2203 on: May 05, 2018, 12:12:32 PM »
BREAKING NEWS :A man has broke into a church and threw domestos over the vicar.

He's been charged with bleach of the priest.

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« Reply #2204 on: May 05, 2018, 08:36:46 PM »
BREAKING NEWS :A man has broke into a church and threw domestos over the vicar.

He's been charged with bleach of the priest.

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