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Offline Just One More

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2205 on: July 08, 2018, 01:35:57 PM »
I got called into human resources today because of a couple of incidents and was asked if I knew the difference between left and right wing. I told them to fuck off as my politics was my business.

They still sacked me though, turns out aircraft are fucking expensive to fix
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« Reply #2206 on: July 08, 2018, 01:39:50 PM »
I got called into human resources today because of a couple of incidents and was asked if I knew the difference between left and right wing. I told them to fuck off as my politics was my business.

They still sacked me though, turns out aircraft are fucking expensive to fix
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« Reply #2207 on: July 09, 2018, 06:21:08 AM »
I got called into human resources today because of a couple of incidents and was asked if I knew the difference between left and right wing. I told them to fuck off as my politics was my business.

They still sacked me though, turns out aircraft are fucking expensive to fix
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« Reply #2208 on: July 10, 2018, 06:48:52 PM »
I got called into human resources today because of a couple of incidents and was asked if I knew the difference between left and right wing. I told them to fuck off as my politics was my business.

They still sacked me though, turns out aircraft are fucking expensive to fix
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« Reply #2209 on: July 12, 2018, 09:07:10 PM »
All through school I was called 'cack-handed.

It wasn't about how I wrote, it was more the fact I never used toilet paper.
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« Reply #2210 on: July 12, 2018, 09:19:37 PM »
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« Reply #2211 on: July 12, 2018, 09:29:17 PM »
All through school I was called 'cack-handed.

It wasn't about how I wrote, it was more the fact I never used toilet paper.
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« Reply #2212 on: July 12, 2018, 09:38:01 PM »
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« Reply #2213 on: July 13, 2018, 05:27:20 AM »
All through school I was called 'cack-handed.

It wasn't about how I wrote, it was more the fact I never used toilet paper.

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« Reply #2214 on: July 15, 2018, 08:59:35 PM »
A German tourist jumped in the sea and saved a ladies precious little dog. Upon getting back on the pier, he checked her puppy out and told her, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine."

Due to his selfless heroic act, she asked, "Are you a vet?"

He replied, "Vet? I'm fuken soaked!"
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« Reply #2215 on: July 15, 2018, 09:48:28 PM »
A German tourist jumped in the sea and saved a ladies precious little dog. Upon getting back on the pier, he checked her puppy out and told her, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine."

Due to his selfless heroic act, she asked, "Are you a vet?"

He replied, "Vet? I'm fuken soaked!"
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« Reply #2216 on: July 16, 2018, 05:53:55 AM »
A German tourist jumped in the sea and saved a ladies precious little dog. Upon getting back on the pier, he checked her puppy out and told her, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine."

Due to his selfless heroic act, she asked, "Are you a vet?"

He replied, "Vet? I'm fuken soaked!"

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« Reply #2217 on: July 16, 2018, 08:13:06 AM »
A German tourist jumped in the sea and saved a ladies precious little dog. Upon getting back on the pier, he checked her puppy out and told her, "Ze dog is ok. He vill be fine."

Due to his selfless heroic act, she asked, "Are you a vet?"

He replied, "Vet? I'm fuken soaked!"

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« Reply #2218 on: July 16, 2018, 05:13:11 PM »
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.

After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....... Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was close to death from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger got the horse watered and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him cool down and feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, no worries Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and says, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #2219 on: July 16, 2018, 05:15:20 PM »
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