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Re: Hat, coat...
« Reply #3270 on: June 06, 2020, 07:02:52 AM »
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£40,000 - £45,000

So I phoned them up and said...
"The answer is -£5,000."......


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« Reply #3271 on: June 06, 2020, 07:04:03 AM »
The World Tongue Twister Champion has been arrested,..............



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« Reply #3272 on: June 06, 2020, 08:53:27 AM »
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« Reply #3273 on: June 08, 2020, 07:44:21 PM »
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it......


I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal................. redface:

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« Reply #3274 on: June 08, 2020, 08:49:48 PM »
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it......


I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal................. redface:
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« Reply #3275 on: June 08, 2020, 11:08:19 PM »
My grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......

I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........

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« Reply #3276 on: June 09, 2020, 04:01:58 AM »
My grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......

I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........

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« Reply #3277 on: June 09, 2020, 10:48:08 AM »
My grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......

I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........

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« Reply #3278 on: June 09, 2020, 10:50:46 AM »
My grandson said make a noise like a frog grandad,.......

I said aww bless you son why he said cos grandma said when you croak we’re all going to Disneyland.........

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« Reply #3279 on: June 11, 2020, 06:23:54 PM »
They told me at school I would never be any good at poetry , because I.m dyslexic ...

but so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase ...so F66k them .. Thumbs:

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« Reply #3280 on: June 11, 2020, 06:25:07 PM »
They told me at school I would never be any good at poetry , because I.m dyslexic ...

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« Reply #3281 on: June 11, 2020, 06:57:45 PM »
My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown..........

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four......... noooo:

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« Reply #3282 on: June 11, 2020, 06:58:20 PM »
They told me at school I would never be any good at poetry , because I.m dyslexic ...

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« Reply #3283 on: June 11, 2020, 06:59:30 PM »
My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown..........

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four......... noooo:

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« Reply #3284 on: June 11, 2020, 07:04:25 PM »
My 4-year-old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown..........

He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four......... noooo:

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