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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2007, 03:39:12 PM »
Nick I think Wenchy has just volunteered to be your culinary guinea pig  point:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2007, 04:23:38 PM »
They don't drink!  shocked003
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2007, 04:29:10 PM »
At all? Not even milk?
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2007, 05:53:51 PM »
They don't drink!  shocked003

Are they vegetarians too?!?!  eeek:

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2007, 06:59:53 PM »
They don't drink!  shocked003

Give them time, a meal with Nick with all the resulting calamities should be enough to turn anyone to drink  eastdrink048
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #50 on: June 21, 2007, 07:44:55 PM »
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #51 on: June 21, 2007, 07:48:04 PM »
Well, that was three hours of fun?  noooo:

?and we?re going to theirs on Sunday.  sad32:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2007, 07:48:27 PM »
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #53 on: June 21, 2007, 07:49:11 PM »
They don't drink!  shocked003

Are they vegetarians too?!?!  eeek:
Luckily not - the BBQ would have been a complete disaster...  noooo:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2007, 09:29:54 AM »
Aw hell if I'd known it would be a BBQ I'd have recommended one of my favourite sweet dishes - BBQ'd bananas filled with armangnac  eyes:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2007, 09:37:33 AM »
Aw hell if I'd known it would be a BBQ I'd have recommended one of my favourite sweet dishes - BBQ'd bananas filled with armangnac  eyes:
We wanted top eat stuff not blow the whole villa down...  noooo:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2007, 09:39:41 AM »
I seem to recall a Collins Italian phrase book which contained the useful phrase (in the Hairdressing section)

"Stop, the water is too hot. You are scalding me."

Probably better ways to communicate that than reading it out in phonetic italian.

ASnd speaking of phones, mine has just stopped working Banghead Banghead
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2007, 09:41:36 AM »
I seem to recall a Collins Italian phrase book which contained the useful phrase (in the Hairdressing section)

"Stop, the water is too hot. You are scalding me."

Probably better ways to communicate that than reading it out in phonetic italian.

ASnd speaking of phones, mine has just stopped working Banghead Banghead

'Spect Mrs Nick has worn it out.
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2007, 09:42:26 AM »
Take the batteries out, rub them between yr hands and put them back in again...  whistle:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #59 on: September 09, 2010, 02:09:51 PM »
Invited out to dinner this evening to the Russians across the road again... will try and squeeze Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей into the conversation once more....  rubschin:
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