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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 07:24:03 AM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:
No stupid, the elvers are learning to fly the hovercraft. ::)
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2007, 08:12:14 AM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:
No stupid, the elvers are learning to fly the hovercraft. ::)
Ah... I see....  doh:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2007, 06:53:32 PM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:
No stupid, the elvers are learning to fly the hovercraft. ::)
Ah... I see....  doh:

I did warn you about letting Darwin try your 'special ale' before it had finished brewing  point:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2007, 07:03:54 PM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:
No stupid, the elvers are learning to fly the hovercraft. ::)
Ah... I see....  doh:

I did warn you about letting Darwin try your 'special ale' before it had finished brewing  point:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2007, 07:06:49 PM »
 shocked003 But..but..but..but..but that must make you nigh indestructible  scared:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2007, 07:30:51 PM »
Careful Comrades ~ we have an evesdropper freddy:


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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2007, 12:16:41 AM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:

Dunno... Might have been elfers, thinking about it. confused:

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2007, 07:51:12 AM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:
Dunno... Might have been elfers, thinking about it. confused:

No, definitely Elves. The hovercraft is whistling "Blue suede shoes".
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2007, 08:54:19 AM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:

Dunno... Might have been elfers, thinking about it. confused:

Nah, can't be them. They arent allowed to under Elf and Safety  drumroll:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2007, 08:56:54 AM »
The elves cavort until the cock crows.
Elves or elvers?  whistle:
Dunno... Might have been elfers, thinking about it. confused:
Nah, can't be them. They arent allowed to under Elf and Safety  drumroll:

That sir, was too, too Arthur Askey.  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Consider yourself smitten.  thatsit:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2007, 09:12:13 AM »
Are you sayinf that you wouldnt have posted it yourself Darwin?  eyes:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2007, 09:21:42 AM »
Are you sayinf that you wouldnt have posted it yourself Darwin?  eyes:
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2007, 11:44:25 AM »
Hang on. Why on earth would you invite people to dinner that you can't speak to?

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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2007, 12:46:18 PM »
Think of your family. And then consider your position
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Re: My hovercraft is full of eels
« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2007, 12:54:59 PM »
Hang on. Why on earth would you invite people to dinner that you can't speak to?
A remarkably astute question?  rubschin:

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