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The Off Topic cocktail hour
« on: February 26, 2009, 03:21:34 PM »
Okay, I'm going to hazard a guess that apart from the ladies, there aren't many cocktail drinkers in the pub. But, if we were to have a cocktail hour, then we will need to come up with some names for them.

Names such as:

A Slow Comfortable Sponge Bath
A Bloody Marjorie
Snooze on the Beach
A Slippery Finger
A Surprising Orgasm

Any more ideas?

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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 03:23:15 PM »
A cold wet nose
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 03:27:33 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 03:28:06 PM »
BM's special... a limp bar towel

Consisting of squeezed out beer spillage
A whiff of Bar Wenches apron
A dash of the strange mixture of fluid that pools behind the bar













Oh and a little pink umbrella
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 03:58:06 PM »

Nick will have a Chaosmopolitan  whistle:




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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 04:04:01 PM »
Paina colada
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 04:05:35 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 04:10:21 PM »
Between the plastic sheets
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 04:10:34 PM »
A JOM Collins
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 04:11:38 PM »
Stop talking 'bout it and fill 'em up.

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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2009, 04:13:22 PM »
Thats not a cocktail glass - really Snoops you must try and get into the spirit of things  lol:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 04:14:25 PM »
Add an umbrella then  evil: I gorra thirst on me.
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 04:16:58 PM »
White whine spritzer
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