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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 04:18:01 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 04:18:56 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 04:19:34 PM »
I have just sawn a can of tomatoes in half with a breadknife  evil:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 04:20:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
I have just sawn a can of tomatoes in half with a breadknife  evil:

Why?  eeek:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 04:20:28 PM »
Tin opener broke
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 04:20:54 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
Add an umbrella then  evil: I gorra thirst on me.





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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 04:21:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 04:20:28 PM
Tin opener broke

Of course ~ silly of me to have asked. whacky115
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 04:22:07 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009, 04:22:39 PM »
A Long Island Iced Knee ....where is Pastis anyway  whistle:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2009, 04:23:03 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on February 26, 2009, 04:20:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:14:25 PM
Add an umbrella then  evil: I gorra thirst on me.







That'll do nicely ~ shaken by the neck  whistle:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2009, 04:24:19 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2009, 04:25:21 PM »
You are working through a list and changing the names to suit. point:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2009, 04:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
You are working through a list and changing the names to suit. point:
No I'm not!  redface:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2009, 04:26:55 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 26, 2009, 04:26:28 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
You are working through a list and changing the names to suit. point:
No I'm not!  redface:

Pants on fire  point:


Here are a few to test you:
http://www.cocktail.uk.com/db/viewAllCocktails.asp?type=8
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