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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2009, 04:31:00 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2009, 04:36:53 PM »
I am covered in tomatoes  noooo:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #32 on: February 26, 2009, 04:37:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
I have just sawn a can of tomatoes in half with a breadknife  evil:


Nick is in the process of making Mrs Nick a Bloody Hail Mary. eeek:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2009, 04:38:03 PM »
Anyhoo

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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2009, 04:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 04:36:53 PM
I am covered in tomatoes  noooo:

Wouldn't go wondering the streets like that - the TV crews may still be there  scared2:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #35 on: February 26, 2009, 04:39:27 PM »
Tomato and severed finger special?
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #36 on: February 26, 2009, 04:41:40 PM »
I am working on the Bikini Blast off. It has possibilities  rubschin:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2009, 04:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 04:39:27 PM
Tomato and severed finger special?





Tie a sparkler to severed finger, place stump side down in glass, set fire to sparkler... no one will know the difference
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2009, 04:46:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2009, 04:36:53 PM
I am covered in tomatoes  noooo:
Was it a catering-sized tin then...?  rubschin:

Another Tesco on-line shopping cock up!  point:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2009, 04:47:20 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2009, 05:21:25 PM »
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2009, 06:33:56 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 05:21:25 PM
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Ewww that is just so bad and wrong my great Grandmother used to have a pair of those button down tartan slippers in my life time they always smelt of stale urine
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2009, 06:37:47 PM »
I have now sawn a can of beans in half.

It may make a good foundation for Bikini Blastoff  razz:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2009, 06:46:25 PM »
Just add Fried Eggs  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Off Topic cocktail hour
« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2009, 08:10:20 PM »
Oh Nick...  noooo:
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