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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2009, 09:05:13 AM »
What about the tartan rug and swiss army knife eh?  Kendale mint cake, a camping stove, a Vango Force 10 tent, and a compass would also be handy

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2009, 09:08:36 AM »
I've got a sandwich, banana and an MP3 player.  rubschin:



Well that'll go a long long way towrds keepin' you warm safe and cosy like, when the train grinds to an 'alt in a massive life threatening 2inch snowdrift tonight , won't it ey chummy?

Bloody Brits British, I dunno. Never prepared. noooo:

I shall cuddle up to a fellow passenger. Preferably a young, nubile female.

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2009, 09:10:07 AM »
I've got a sandwich, banana and an MP3 player.  rubschin:



Well that'll go a long long way towrds keepin' you warm safe and cosy like, when the train grinds to an 'alt in a massive life threatening 2inch snowdrift tonight , won't it ey chummy?

Bloody Brits British, I dunno. Never prepared. noooo:

I shall cuddle up to a fellow passenger. Preferably a young, nubile female.
I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed...  point:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2009, 09:10:12 AM »
What about the tartan rug and swiss army knife eh?  Kendale mint cake, a camping stove, a Vango Force 10 tent, and a compass would also be handy

He's only got 1 brief case you G.O. duffer. ::)

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2009, 09:11:54 AM »
I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed...  point:

Probably  cry:

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2009, 09:14:58 AM »
I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed...  point:

Probably  cry:
You can snuggle up to some steaming old tramp then... at least you could use his meths to light a little fire when the heating goes off...  whistle:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2009, 09:20:19 AM »
One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2009, 09:21:05 AM »
I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed...  point:

Probably  cry:
You can snuggle up to some steaming old tramp then... at least you could use his meths to light a little fire when the heating goes off...  whistle:

Then I shall step off the train, uttering the phrase. "I'm going out now, I may be some time"

'tis the British way.

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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2009, 09:27:43 AM »
One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   noooo:
That would've been Wenchy then...  lol: lol: lol:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2009, 09:28:25 AM »
I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed...  point:

Probably  cry:
You can snuggle up to some steaming old tramp then... at least you could use his meths to light a little fire when the heating goes off...  whistle:

Then I shall step off the train, uttering the phrase. "I'm going out now, I may be some time"

'tis the British way.
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2009, 09:30:03 AM »
One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   noooo:
That would've been Wenchy then...  lol: lol: lol:

You'll be in trouble  noooo:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2009, 09:31:29 AM »
One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   noooo:
That would've been Wenchy then...  lol: lol: lol:

You'll be in trouble  noooo:

We already are. It cannot get any worse.  scared2:
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2009, 09:35:19 AM »
One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   noooo:
That would've been Wenchy then...  lol: lol: lol:

You'll be in trouble  noooo:

We already are. It cannot get any worse.  scared2:

Oh yes it can. Nick the rug is still alive. ::)
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2009, 09:36:51 AM »
I still have some cake left, so watch it!
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Re: The All New "We're Snowed In" thread
« Reply #29 on: February 02, 2009, 09:40:31 AM »
I still have some cake left, so watch it!

Shame a resonable and normal amount of  common sense didn't. ::)