The All New "We're Snowed In" thread

[grumpyoldsoldier]

What about the tartan rug and swiss army knife eh?  Kendale mint cake, a camping stove, a Vango Force 10 tent, and a compass would also be handy

[Uncle Mort]

I've got a sandwich, banana and an MP3 player. 

Well that'll go a long long way towrds keepin' you warm safe and cosy like, when the train grinds to an 'alt in a massive life threatening 2inch snowdrift tonight , won't it ey chummy?

Bloody Brits British, I dunno. Never prepared.

I shall cuddle up to a fellow passenger. Preferably a young, nubile female.

[Barman]

I've got a sandwich, banana and an MP3 player. 

Well that'll go a long long way towrds keepin' you warm safe and cosy like, when the train grinds to an 'alt in a massive life threatening 2inch snowdrift tonight , won't it ey chummy?

Bloody Brits British, I dunno. Never prepared.

I shall cuddle up to a fellow passenger. Preferably a young, nubile female.

I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed... 

[GROWLER]

What about the tartan rug and swiss army knife eh?  Kendale mint cake, a camping stove, a Vango Force 10 tent, and a compass would also be handy

He's only got 1 brief case you G.O. duffer.

[Uncle Mort]

I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed... 

Probably 

[Barman]

I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed... 

Probably 

You can snuggle up to some steaming old tramp then... at least you could use his meths to light a little fire when the heating goes off... 

[Miss Demeanour]

One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   

[Uncle Mort]

I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed... 

Probably 

You can snuggle up to some steaming old tramp then... at least you could use his meths to light a little fire when the heating goes off... 

Then I shall step off the train, uttering the phrase. "I'm going out now, I may be some time"

'tis the British way.

[Barman]

One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   

That would've been Wenchy then... 

[Barman]

I suspect all the nubile females took one look out of the window this morning and went back to bed... 

Probably 

You can snuggle up to some steaming old tramp then... at least you could use his meths to light a little fire when the heating goes off... 

Then I shall step off the train, uttering the phrase. "I'm going out now, I may be some time"

'tis the British way.

Hats off to you for your sacrifice Uncle...

[Miss Demeanour]

One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   

That would've been Wenchy then... 

You'll be in trouble 

[Snoopy]

One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   

That would've been Wenchy then... 

You'll be in trouble 

We already are. It cannot get any worse. 

[GROWLER]

One bloke who did manage to get into the office this morning said he showed some initiative to allow him to walk faster through the snow. Apparently he followed a vertically challenged young lady and she acted as a snow plough for most of the journey  -   

That would've been Wenchy then... 

You'll be in trouble 

We already are. It cannot get any worse. 

Oh yes it can. Nick the rug is still alive.

[Nick]

I still have some cake left, so watch it!

[GROWLER]

I still have some cake left, so watch it!

Shame a resonable and normal amount of  common sense didn't.