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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6855 on: January 27, 2010, 09:55:52 AM »
whilst ejecting rapidly

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6856 on: January 27, 2010, 09:59:51 AM »
some rapid ejaculations
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6857 on: January 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM »
rather messily into
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6858 on: January 27, 2010, 10:35:57 AM »
TMR's sports sock
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6859 on: January 27, 2010, 11:09:35 AM »
which became soggy
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6860 on: January 27, 2010, 02:12:50 PM »
but rapidly stiffened

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6861 on: January 27, 2010, 02:21:56 PM »
, seeing the pussy

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6862 on: January 27, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »
clinging on for
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6863 on: January 27, 2010, 05:16:27 PM »
a tin of
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6864 on: January 27, 2010, 05:17:25 PM »
cat-o-meat

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6865 on: January 27, 2010, 10:38:07 PM »
, but couldn't find
Like the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor...
"Make me one with everything"

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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6866 on: January 28, 2010, 07:46:44 AM »
a can opener
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6867 on: January 28, 2010, 09:05:19 AM »
so instead used
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6868 on: January 28, 2010, 09:12:06 AM »
a screwdriver, a
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Re: 3 word story
« Reply #6869 on: January 28, 2010, 09:24:30 AM »
a hammer and
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