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Uncle Mort
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January 27, 2010, 09:55:52 AM »
whilst ejecting rapidly
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January 27, 2010, 09:59:51 AM »
some rapid ejaculations
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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January 27, 2010, 10:17:24 AM »
rather messily into
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd
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January 27, 2010, 10:35:57 AM »
TMR's sports sock
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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January 27, 2010, 11:09:35 AM »
which became soggy
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Uncle Mort
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January 27, 2010, 02:12:50 PM »
but rapidly stiffened
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Pirate
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January 27, 2010, 02:21:56 PM »
, seeing the pussy
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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January 27, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »
clinging on for
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd
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January 27, 2010, 05:16:27 PM »
a tin of
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January 27, 2010, 05:17:25 PM »
cat-o-meat
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Pastis
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a continuing precarious position
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January 27, 2010, 10:38:07 PM »
, but couldn't find
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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January 28, 2010, 07:46:44 AM »
a can opener
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd
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January 28, 2010, 09:05:19 AM »
so instead used
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Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)
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January 28, 2010, 09:12:06 AM »
a screwdriver, a
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I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
J Basil Boothroyd
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January 28, 2010, 09:24:30 AM »
a hammer and
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