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Title: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:32:01 PM
It was a...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:33:51 PM
small bakery in
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Post by: Grumpmeister on October 07, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
a railway station
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Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:37:40 PM
Mr Bun the
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Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:43:12 PM
conductor said I
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Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:43:37 PM
cannot understand why
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Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:45:09 PM
the train is
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Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:45:30 PM
careering towards the
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Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:49:05 PM
cake shop that
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Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:50:46 PM
I operate in
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Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:54:59 PM
Cardiff, it is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:55:39 PM
good that Welsh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 02:57:05 PM
people are only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 02:57:58 PM
short and brooding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:02:01 PM
and usually drunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:02:47 PM
so they won't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 03:07:05 PM
notice the abomination
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:09:24 PM
as it hurtles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:10:00 PM
past the bakery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:12:02 PM
and flattens the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:12:34 PM
bald goat that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:12:59 PM
many of them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 03:14:24 PM
use to prop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:14:56 PM
up the barbecue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:16:57 PM
But the cakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:18:59 PM
were already burnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
in the conflagration
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:20:23 PM
so the chef
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:21:44 PM
set to werk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:22:11 PM
to find more
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Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:23:17 PM
currants, flour and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:24:13 PM
goats. Also he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 03:26:44 PM
noticed a lack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:29:29 PM
of sugar, figs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:31:26 PM
black pudding, fish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:31:49 PM
for the pasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:33:40 PM
and egg pizza
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:34:10 PM
in the chipper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:35:37 PM
then Snoopy said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 03:38:53 PM
Good grief! What...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:39:28 PM
is this I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:39:44 PM
find. A saddle!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:41:57 PM
With bags! It
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:50:08 PM
is full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 03:52:35 PM
Japanese Monkey Waiters!  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:53:12 PM
But, unafraid we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:53:36 PM
Meanwhile, the bakers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 07, 2008, 03:56:44 PM
prepared the train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 07, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
What's this shite...?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:57:34 PM
Ignore him

"for its trip"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 03:58:37 PM
Ignore him

"for its trip"

Thats 5 words.  noooo:

Anywho.

for the trip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 03:59:05 PM
for its trip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 07, 2008, 04:00:26 PM
for its trip

around the bakery.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 04:01:20 PM
Via Cyprus and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 04:01:29 PM
in Ainsdale. Stop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 04:02:35 PM
at the strange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 04:03:05 PM
bakery and train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 04:03:52 PM
shop that doesnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 04:04:49 PM
exist. But we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 04:05:32 PM
know Nick is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
one cake short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 04:07:53 PM
of a diesel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 04:42:44 PM
and is going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 05:04:27 PM
for dinner with
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Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2008, 05:09:31 PM
the Fat Controller.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
In the meantime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 05:18:22 PM
Nick visits AINSDALE
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 05:23:36 PM
with a camera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 05:23:53 PM
to take pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 05:24:09 PM
of a bakery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 05:24:29 PM
providing photographic proof
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 05:24:57 PM
of a trainset
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2008, 05:25:15 PM
EAT MY PANTS!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 07, 2008, 05:28:44 PM
Shouted Nick, frustratedly.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: chocolatepudding on October 07, 2008, 05:33:01 PM
No doughnuts today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 07, 2008, 06:53:40 PM
but photoshop is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 07, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
not the answer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 07, 2008, 07:46:41 PM
but the question
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 08:00:58 AM
will photoshop 6
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 08:01:08 AM
work with vista
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 08:14:35 AM
of course it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 08:18:21 AM
won't. Vista is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 08:35:07 AM
a Communist plot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 08:50:10 AM
to overthrow civalisation.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 08:53:39 AM
and cause a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 08:58:10 AM
financial meltdown which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 09:16:08 AM
causes Jamie Theakston
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Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:32:47 AM
the little known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 09:35:57 AM
media personality that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 09:42:19 AM
plagiarises the wise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 09:48:26 AM
to visit the
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Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:23:41 PM
He broke it!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 12:29:37 PM
no I haven't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:30:30 PM
Yes you did.And it was going so well  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 12:31:09 PM
Yes you did.And it was going so well  evil:
No, you've just broken it!  point:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:31:42 PM
Welluse your magic buttons to mend it then. angry041:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 12:32:22 PM
See how it should be done. (http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.php?t=17343) 650+ pages of it...  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:33:06 PM
Good grief! Does anyone in Cyprus werk,like?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 12:34:38 PM
Good grief! Does anyone in Cyprus werk,like?
Well I do....  whistle:

Do you want me to split this bit off so you can have another go...?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:35:20 PM
No.It was going round in circles noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 12:38:07 PM
No.It was going round in circles noooo:

 ::)

Quote from: Nick
And it was going so well

 ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:40:37 PM
Have a poll then!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 12:42:02 PM
It was going well 'til he broke it.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 12:42:29 PM
Nice to see it is only us he bores with his goat stories.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 12:49:57 PM
I don't find them boring
































































 char048
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 01:19:46 PM
I knew it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 01:20:02 PM
would not last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 01:20:22 PM
because three words
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Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
was never going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 01:20:54 PM
to be enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 01:21:12 PM
for some people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 01:21:40 PM
especially the wimmin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 02:04:10 PM
I played properly!  cussing:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:05:04 PM
she briefly burbled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 02:06:09 PM
to the prat!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:06:53 PM
in the wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 02:12:01 PM
What about dwarf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:12:36 PM
What about dwarf?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:13:30 PM
just the one?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 02:14:11 PM
Dwarves scare me.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:14:44 PM
Taller than you?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:16:04 PM
Oh good grief!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:17:32 PM
See also: CLowns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 02:17:43 PM
 Banghead,  Banghead,  Banghead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:18:03 PM
 point: point: point:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:24:38 PM
Dwarf clowns  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:25:18 PM
come in threes
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Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 02:30:34 PM
I give up.  noooo:

The forum I pinched this from (not the Cyprus one) was on about page 600. I should have known we could not make 10 pages with mayhem breaking out.

 surrender:

Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:31:12 PM
He broke it!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:33:03 PM
I did not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:33:51 PM
emoticons also count
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 02:35:00 PM
I think I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:38:36 PM
Should learn to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:39:20 PM
keep my opinions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 02:39:50 PM
from Mrs TG
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 02:41:44 PM
especially the one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 02:50:39 PM
about the woman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 02:55:02 PM
with the umbrella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 02:58:07 PM
which she used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 08, 2008, 02:59:13 PM
as a parasol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 03:00:05 PM
in the rain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 03:17:29 PM
and the snow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 03:20:47 PM
but never when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
the sun shone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 03:26:17 PM
as this would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 03:29:33 PM
stop her tanning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 03:32:30 PM
and start her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 03:35:28 PM
on the road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 03:40:33 PM
to cheap gratification
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 03:42:13 PM
on the streets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
in the alleyways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 03:47:22 PM
on the beaches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 03:48:39 PM
in the hills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 03:50:26 PM
we shall never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2008, 04:01:21 PM
get away from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 04:03:51 PM
this Virtual Pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 04:04:19 PM
'cos we love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 04:05:40 PM
not werking like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 04:06:04 PM
and poledancing evenings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 04:07:53 PM
the best company
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 04:08:50 PM
to invest in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 04:09:32 PM
for nil returns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 04:09:59 PM
The Virtual Pub!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 04:14:21 PM
You repeat yourself
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 08, 2008, 04:54:34 PM
but we forgive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 04:54:59 PM
but not forget
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 04:55:46 PM
this attempt at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 04:56:29 PM
not getting wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2008, 04:59:39 PM
two points to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 05:44:25 PM
doesn't make sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 06:20:55 PM
He broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 08, 2008, 06:24:21 PM
Who broke it?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2008, 06:25:32 PM
He broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 06:35:33 PM
Who broke what?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 08, 2008, 06:38:17 PM
repetition, hounds turn.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 06:43:14 PM
Deviation one point.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 06:43:39 PM
Sorry, wrong game.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2008, 06:44:56 PM
You are excused.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 06:50:39 PM
"Ha!" said the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2008, 07:17:31 PM
Cahirman, inspecting Samantha's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 07:21:08 PM
assets, which had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2008, 07:25:19 PM
fluctuated recently amidst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 08, 2008, 07:26:25 PM
the banking crisis.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 08, 2008, 08:27:32 PM
leaving her in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 08, 2008, 08:49:07 PM
an exposed position
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 08, 2008, 09:35:13 PM
yet smiling broadly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 06:57:09 AM
and open to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 06:58:13 AM
offers from any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 07:00:46 AM
passing vicar or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 07:01:58 AM
policeman who was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 07:13:52 AM
short of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 07:35:45 AM
braincell or two.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 07:36:24 AM
 Inspector level then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 08:27:56 AM
because they're thick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 10:08:26 AM
, meaty and nourishing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 10:09:28 AM
just like sausages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 10:10:50 AM
she sniggered coyly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 10:11:07 AM
behind her fan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:17:02 AM
Meanwhile,on Earth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 10:18:20 AM
Wenchy had realised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:23:06 AM
that her plan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 10:24:13 AM
to make Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:25:22 AM
a yumster cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 10:26:26 AM
out of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:27:10 AM
pile of leftovers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 10:27:47 AM
from Snoopys kennel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:28:58 AM
was too dangerous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 10:35:27 AM
with Captain Calamity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 10:36:34 AM
liable to catch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 10:40:00 AM
Mange, worms or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 10:42:02 AM
foot and mouth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 11:17:54 AM
disease which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:20:35 AM
would pass on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:21:16 AM
to everyone here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 11:22:26 AM
and to Donna
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
and to The
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:23:12 AM
MILFs at school
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:27:59 AM
in his dreams!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 11:28:42 AM
and their nightmares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:29:16 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 11:30:45 AM
He's broken it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:31:21 AM
the MILF said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:32:17 AM
advancing across the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:33:24 AM
railway to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 11:34:49 AM
a cream horn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:35:44 AM
which she intended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 11:37:33 AM
to insert sideways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:38:29 AM
into Wenchy's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:43:20 AM
but then decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 11:44:03 AM
to eat it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:52:15 AM
lingering suggestively over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 11:53:07 AM
the restraining order
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:54:01 AM
which Mr Wench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:56:12 AM
had taken out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
to prevent Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:56:56 AM
's pub friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:57:54 AM
getting her legless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 11:59:04 AM
and stalking out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 11:59:28 AM
before falling flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 12:06:18 PM
on their faces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 12:07:22 PM
in the disgusting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 12:07:52 PM
virtual pub toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 12:09:26 PM
Which should have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 12:11:13 PM
been emptied of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 12:12:17 PM
the slops and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 12:14:56 PM
the strange green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 12:39:10 PM
He broke it!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 12:45:28 PM
wot?  shrugs:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 01:53:06 PM
No idea Uncle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:54:19 PM
he says that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:54:35 PM
it is broken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:54:55 PM
whenever he runs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:55:11 PM
out of ideas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 01:55:29 PM
HE'S A TWAT!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:55:53 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 01:58:33 PM
She's a point
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 01:59:07 PM
WENCHY!!!! I'm shocked!!!!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:59:42 PM
I love it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 01:59:55 PM
when she talks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 02:00:09 PM
dirty like  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:00:35 PM
but when she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 02:00:47 PM
degenerate aging hound  point:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:01:22 PM
Sorry, see below.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:03:21 PM
she said as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 02:04:03 PM
an explanation of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:04:53 PM
why she was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 02:06:04 PM
acting so strangely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 02:06:26 PM
how could we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:07:57 PM
think badly of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 02:08:49 PM
such a lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:10:04 PM
and yet so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
mean and short-tempered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:14:00 PM
although she often
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:14:21 PM
goes to IKEA
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:14:38 PM
to buy furniture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:14:51 PM
and eat meatballs  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:15:24 PM
yet Mister Wench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:16:08 PM
stays and broods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:16:41 PM
at the legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:16:56 PM
of his five-a-side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:17:25 PM
naked ladies' wrestling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:17:53 PM
team who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:18:09 PM
german and hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:18:22 PM
but visiting tonight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:20:14 PM
to clean out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:20:42 PM
Mr Wench's wallet.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:21:08 PM
Once the moths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:21:46 PM
Have fluttered towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:25:28 PM
the bright moon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:47:01 PM
of BM's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:48:21 PM
not the bald
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:49:08 PM
goat next door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:50:16 PM
in Nick's bizarre
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:50:41 PM
cellar of doom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 02:51:16 PM
business as usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2008, 02:51:40 PM
Doom you say?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 02:51:55 PM
with the whips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:52:30 PM
and many spiders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 02:54:10 PM
and chains that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 02:55:26 PM
hold the prisoners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 02:59:43 PM
safely and gently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 03:00:13 PM
whilst they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 03:00:55 PM
twiddled and teased
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 03:06:14 PM
Nick's personal fantasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 03:18:19 PM
of revenge on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 03:18:58 PM
those who would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 03:19:21 PM
deny him trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 03:19:43 PM
or tax him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 03:20:54 PM
to the limit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 03:21:42 PM
which Richard Branson
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 03:23:02 PM
will most certainly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 03:23:25 PM
have to die
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 03:44:53 PM
or give cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 03:45:58 PM
with cream in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 03:52:20 PM
to Mrs Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 09, 2008, 03:53:41 PM
to apologise for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 03:57:42 PM
cutting Nick off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 04:00:08 PM
at Ainsdale Station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:02:27 PM
without a hope
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 04:04:02 PM
of ever convincing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:06:24 PM
that the trainset
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2008, 04:11:57 PM
in the bakery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:12:31 PM
is really there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 04:13:09 PM
which of course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:14:28 PM
it is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 04:16:25 PM
as we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:19:32 PM
thought all along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 04:21:10 PM
Which brings us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 04:21:57 PM
back to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 04:22:59 PM
pub for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:24:41 PM
swift pint please
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 04:25:30 PM
 and free drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:27:15 PM
don't be silly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 04:28:13 PM
we need to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
pay the Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 04:30:00 PM
for such delightful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:33:44 PM
is this fantasy?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 04:36:18 PM
Free drinks eh?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:36:40 PM
it is fantasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 04:39:14 PM
there's the slate..
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 09, 2008, 04:40:23 PM
which fell from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:41:34 PM
grace with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2008, 04:42:18 PM
barmaid as she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 04:42:57 PM
tried to write
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:44:55 PM
on the board
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 04:49:24 PM
without using hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 04:50:38 PM
whilst standing on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2008, 04:54:41 PM
the Barman's stool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 05:07:36 PM
he hadn't flushed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 05:08:27 PM
so red since
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
that goat tartare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 05:17:39 PM
caught him unawares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 05:27:29 PM
in the shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 05:38:29 PM
covered in confusion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 05:41:14 PM
with no shampoo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 05:42:04 PM
an unnecessary expense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 05:43:59 PM
even in denial
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 05:46:01 PM
where the crocodiles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: chocolatepudding on October 09, 2008, 06:00:54 PM
happily ate Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 09, 2008, 06:03:30 PM
"How splendid" said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 09, 2008, 06:13:24 PM
the exploding crocodile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 09, 2008, 09:51:27 PM
before it swallowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 09, 2008, 10:32:33 PM
him whole and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 05:45:02 AM
then realised that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 07:04:58 AM
he would disagree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 07:32:12 AM
as the explosion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 07:37:51 AM
had caused him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 07:52:15 AM
to lose a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:17:09 AM
marble or two
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:20:10 AM
or maybe three!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:22:08 AM
Meanwhile, back at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:22:32 AM
the filthy toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:24:22 AM
Wenchy signed, heavily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 08:25:27 AM
and told Snoopy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:25:47 AM
to take the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:33:45 AM
mop and bucket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:36:51 AM
and place them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:38:10 AM
firmly up BM's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:42:00 AM
back alley where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:44:10 AM
the sun never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 08:44:55 AM
shines but the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 08:46:08 AM
moon glows brightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 08:57:00 AM
and the moths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:12:55 AM
nest in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 09:15:48 AM
dangly baldy bollocks


































(I can't believe I've written that!  redface:)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:17:59 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:18:45 AM
neither can we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:22:47 AM
Wenchy obviously fantasises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 09:25:33 AM
about your bollox
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:28:46 AM
when she is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2008, 09:33:33 AM
on her medication
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 10, 2008, 09:34:57 AM
or using hammers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:36:52 AM
which resemble the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2008, 09:37:48 AM
gnarled truncheons of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:42:56 AM
great big, fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2008, 09:43:50 AM
naked lady wrestlers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2008, 09:55:30 AM
covered in mud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2008, 09:57:07 AM
in the toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 09:58:41 AM
, the filthy stinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2008, 09:59:05 AM
underpaid bar staff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2008, 01:54:10 PM
need locking up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 01:56:36 PM
or given a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 01:58:28 PM
good seeing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 01:59:17 PM
with a rusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2008, 02:01:26 PM
yet quite valuable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 10, 2008, 02:02:51 PM
antique letter opener.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2008, 02:05:36 PM
After which everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 02:06:21 PM
lived happily everafter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2008, 02:10:41 PM
except baldy balls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
who was suddenly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 02:14:23 PM
pushed off a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2008, 02:17:59 PM
large pedestal he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 10, 2008, 02:21:27 PM
that the wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 02:34:39 PM
had foolishly placed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 10, 2008, 02:38:39 PM
next to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 10, 2008, 02:41:08 PM
goat infested pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 10, 2008, 02:43:43 PM
holding his nose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 10, 2008, 11:22:29 PM
carefully in place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 04:27:33 AM
with sticky tape
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 09:15:22 AM
and clutching tightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 09:16:35 AM
a rubber ring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 09:16:56 AM
for his wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 09:18:06 AM
as well as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 10:27:56 AM
his other valuables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 10:30:48 AM
such as his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 11:15:56 AM
plastic bath duck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 11:19:29 AM
a loofah and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 11:42:37 AM
his shower cap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 11, 2008, 12:00:17 PM
which he really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 12:04:52 PM
doesn't need except
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 12:27:07 PM
to keep his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 11, 2008, 12:35:17 PM
comb over in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 12:35:46 PM
after its removal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 12:39:15 PM
so it's safe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 12:54:32 PM
from those who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 12:59:37 PM
would seek to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2008, 02:20:32 PM
what's this shite?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2008, 02:20:55 PM
um, er... like?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 02:56:22 PM
he broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 11, 2008, 03:32:41 PM
he did. The
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 11, 2008, 05:16:18 PM
following night, Barman's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 11, 2008, 06:19:03 PM
Great Aunt Maud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 11, 2008, 06:36:20 PM
fell off a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 11, 2008, 09:06:52 PM
rampant billy goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 10:04:29 AM
whilst attempting to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 10:08:21 AM
cross the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 10:09:07 AM
to escape from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 11:24:29 AM
an irate Landlady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 11:29:14 AM
who had found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 11:34:45 AM
evidence of tampering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2008, 06:50:22 PM
with DNA evidence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 06:50:54 PM
that would have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 06:51:09 PM
proven beyond doubt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 12, 2008, 06:52:40 PM
that Barman was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 06:53:11 PM
the goat's uncle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 06:53:48 PM
due to some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 07:01:46 PM
silly misunderstanding about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 12, 2008, 07:03:31 PM
sharing the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 12, 2008, 07:07:50 PM
with another goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 13, 2008, 02:08:53 PM
Anyway, my email
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 02:09:28 PM
said that Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 02:09:53 PM
was concieved in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 02:10:53 PM
was conceived in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 02:11:34 PM
was concieved in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 02:12:05 PM
She broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 02:12:28 PM
said the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 13, 2008, 02:13:13 PM
supervisor, who was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 02:13:36 PM
swimming slowly with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 02:14:00 PM
all the goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 13, 2008, 02:14:17 PM
and a rubber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 02:18:26 PM
duck for company
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2008, 02:19:39 PM
in search of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 02:20:33 PM
LL's poledancing friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 02:24:02 PM
who wear scanty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 02:45:47 PM
green pants that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 03:01:19 PM
covered the necessary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 03:06:12 PM
areas without embarassing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 13, 2008, 03:08:39 PM
that bloke from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 03:24:33 PM
from the council
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 03:31:47 PM
who Nick called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 03:44:55 PM
about the goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
who were chewing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 03:46:28 PM
on a passing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 13, 2008, 04:00:09 PM
wig saleman's wares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 04:05:17 PM
with great delight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2008, 04:09:07 PM
despite the tickling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
of the talcum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 13, 2008, 04:12:41 PM
that irritates the

Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2008, 04:14:15 PM
barmans nostrils and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 04:16:40 PM
makes him sneeze
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2008, 04:22:13 PM
whenever Nick reveals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
what he's wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 04:46:18 PM
about red lights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2008, 05:01:31 PM
over his door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 13, 2008, 05:02:24 PM
someone broke it evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2008, 05:07:55 PM
I wonder who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 05:20:36 PM
it could be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2008, 05:25:10 PM
It wasn't me   whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 13, 2008, 05:26:59 PM
twas nick's fault
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 13, 2008, 05:29:49 PM
it would be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 13, 2008, 05:31:53 PM
as per usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 13, 2008, 09:59:22 PM
cake and trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 14, 2008, 08:06:43 AM
do not exist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 08:36:27 AM
except in Nicks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 08:40:38 AM
make believe world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 08:43:47 AM
which we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 08:49:14 AM
find too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 09:42:48 AM
and too often
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 09:43:54 AM
too close to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 09:45:32 AM
the real world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 09:46:53 AM
but what can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 14, 2008, 10:06:23 AM
we do when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 10:11:38 AM
reality trips out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 10:13:56 AM
and The Boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 10:16:23 AM
puts the blame
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 02:55:33 PM
back on Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 14, 2008, 03:07:06 PM
at epee point
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
without a mask
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 14, 2008, 04:14:12 PM
or a codpiece
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 04:14:55 PM
,cod being expensive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 14, 2008, 04:21:40 PM
dearer than salmon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 04:41:35 PM
which is fishy!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 04:58:55 PM
yet somehow reminiscent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 14, 2008, 06:16:08 PM
of a chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2008, 06:38:45 PM
stuffed and trussed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 14, 2008, 08:25:20 PM
apparently snails also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 14, 2008, 10:01:43 PM
have seen trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2008, 07:04:35 AM
simmering in microwaves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 07:06:26 AM
boring me rigid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2008, 07:10:59 AM
but pleasing Mrs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on October 15, 2008, 07:29:13 AM
Snoopy for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 07:31:01 AM
minute or two
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2008, 07:31:19 AM
by refusing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 07:37:36 AM
take a bath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2008, 08:45:32 AM
with the nubile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2008, 08:47:41 AM
yet well rounded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2008, 08:48:17 AM
lady Bar Staff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2008, 09:58:19 AM
who, well armed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2008, 10:05:13 AM
with rubber gloves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 10:19:17 AM
bathed the hound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2008, 10:20:50 AM
in cold water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 10:21:14 AM
and soap suds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 15, 2008, 10:21:35 AM
made of carbolic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2008, 02:55:47 PM
and cold tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2008, 02:58:14 PM
which remained cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 03:03:09 PM
and shrivelled his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 15, 2008, 03:16:32 PM
clever know-it-all dick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 03:26:47 PM
he didn't care
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 03:27:05 PM
because he seldom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 03:27:16 PM
uses it anyway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 15, 2008, 03:27:36 PM
so there smartypants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 15, 2008, 05:42:15 PM
before the vet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2008, 07:43:31 AM
chopped it off!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2008, 09:21:06 AM
with one bite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 12:43:32 PM
put it in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2008, 02:02:30 PM
a bowl with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 02:02:53 PM
the takeaway curry.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2008, 02:07:03 PM
Heat in microwave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 02:17:01 PM
for three minutes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 16, 2008, 02:36:25 PM
and stick it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2008, 02:45:50 PM
with a fork
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 02:47:24 PM
to ensure that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2008, 02:49:13 PM
it was dead!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 03:20:24 PM
otherwise there could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 16, 2008, 03:23:45 PM
be nasty frankenstein
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2008, 03:41:22 PM
or other Jewish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 16, 2008, 03:57:39 PM
revival movements that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 04:00:06 PM
might help Growler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 16, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
get to heaven
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 16, 2008, 07:53:59 PM
via dark tunnels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 07:25:15 AM
or muddy swamps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2008, 07:29:11 AM
not bypassing Nick's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 07:31:30 AM
best pal Ebrell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2008, 08:20:41 AM
keeper of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 08:21:46 AM
chainsaw of Antioch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 17, 2008, 08:22:10 AM
and log pile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2008, 08:23:19 AM
of magic mystical
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 08:25:36 AM
misquoted Beatles albums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2008, 08:26:50 AM
which are overated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 08:30:44 AM
by shallow youngsters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2008, 08:30:59 AM
who like early
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2008, 08:33:29 AM
Boyzone classics like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 08:34:41 AM
flies to dung
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 17, 2008, 09:18:17 AM
BOYZONE ARE COOL!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2008, 09:18:42 AM
She's gubbed it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2008, 05:06:43 PM
So it seems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on October 17, 2008, 06:31:40 PM
that boyzone blow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 17, 2008, 07:33:32 PM
Wind and shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 19, 2008, 12:21:46 AM
at their best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2008, 10:02:08 AM
forgotten old threads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 10:03:39 AM
by mean people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:06:53 AM
who don't mean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2008, 10:19:20 AM
to be average
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:24:33 AM
or even mean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 10:51:10 AM
about awesome boyzone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 10:53:33 AM
spare me that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 11:01:18 AM
wonderful melodious music
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
cat's tail mangle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
would be another
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:06:11 AM
way to describe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:06:24 AM
the awful noise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 11:06:51 AM
Pink Floyd produce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 11:07:23 AM
couldn't agree more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 11:55:58 AM
they are crap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 21, 2008, 12:00:48 PM
only to amusiacs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2008, 03:40:18 PM
whatever they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 21, 2008, 03:53:47 PM
bit like agnostics?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 21, 2008, 03:55:46 PM
on the buses?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 21, 2008, 03:59:56 PM
that's Reg Varney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 21, 2008, 04:02:05 PM
don't yer know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 21, 2008, 10:29:17 PM
what to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 07:43:57 AM
with a drunken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 08:33:45 AM
sailor on Saturday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2008, 08:49:41 AM
night after the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 08:51:35 AM
pubs kick out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:02:05 AM
all the drunken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 09:03:15 AM
sailors want curry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:04:42 AM
and a prostitute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 22, 2008, 09:05:54 AM
a Pompey Tart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:06:14 AM
who for three
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:06:33 AM
shillings also does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:06:47 AM
socks according to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 22, 2008, 09:07:00 AM
Father Wench's tales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2008, 09:26:58 AM
that are embroidered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 22, 2008, 11:18:43 AM
neatly with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 22, 2008, 11:23:25 AM
cross stitch and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2008, 05:23:07 PM
irate darned holes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 22, 2008, 06:04:25 PM
incontinent old ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 22, 2008, 08:52:59 PM
pestering number 39
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 22, 2008, 09:30:58 PM
but not 69
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 12:23:19 PM
as that would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 12:25:50 PM
involve bending over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2008, 01:12:14 PM
at the risk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 01:25:01 PM
of back injury
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2008, 03:32:18 PM
which we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 04:09:02 PM
requires Donna's services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 04:28:54 PM
at Junction 16
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
of Nicks vertebrae
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 04:35:42 PM
and lower ones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2008, 04:43:56 PM
connected to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 04:46:19 PM
thigh bone, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2008, 04:47:13 PM
to his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 23, 2008, 04:54:49 PM
which is temporarily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2008, 04:55:41 PM
up the junction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2008, 04:56:19 PM
at the bakers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 23, 2008, 06:07:06 PM
on a train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 23, 2008, 06:08:15 PM
somewhere in Ainsdale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 23, 2008, 06:20:04 PM
You've seen it?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on October 24, 2008, 06:37:31 AM
it's a fantasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 24, 2008, 08:46:12 AM
like Hogwarts Express
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on October 24, 2008, 05:48:29 PM
,the Daily Express
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 25, 2008, 02:39:10 PM
and the Grauniad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 25, 2008, 05:08:54 PM
, both mouthpieces of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 26, 2008, 12:39:23 PM
the propaganda system
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on October 26, 2008, 06:39:50 PM
. Here's a propaganda


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Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 26, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
Someone broke it!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 27, 2008, 10:30:21 AM
like Hogwarts Express

is not fantasy!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 10:57:05 AM
but it is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 11:04:03 AM
in Wenchies mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 11:06:38 AM
or what passes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 11:13:47 AM
us all by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 03:02:23 PM
not feeding threads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 03:02:37 PM
with shite like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 03:04:33 PM
Nick usually does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 03:05:15 PM
when pushed hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 03:08:52 PM
or pulled gently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 03:15:48 PM
across the road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 27, 2008, 03:51:05 PM
with the chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 03:51:32 PM
attached to Barman's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 03:53:19 PM
big red truck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 03:53:50 PM
by the cliff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 03:55:25 PM
with my tools
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 03:58:06 PM
with my tools
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:00:48 PM
he replied again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:01:23 PM
crying for mercy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:04:37 PM
when Donna held
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 04:06:56 PM
both quite tightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:07:48 PM
before pulling BM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:08:24 PM
close to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:08:56 PM
and demanding payment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:09:22 PM
as Nick had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 04:10:15 PM
forgotten his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:10:37 PM
and BM's bulging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:10:57 PM
eyes had not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 04:11:39 PM
noticed the crocodile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:12:34 PM
advancing menacingly towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 04:18:07 PM
his crown jewels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:18:59 PM
in LL's hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:23:03 PM
which she held
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:23:31 PM
with excruciating tightness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:24:43 PM
in front of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:25:25 PM
Donna, Wenchy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:26:18 PM
all the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:26:54 PM
laughing,mocking ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:27:38 PM
who belonged to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:28:10 PM
TG's secret harem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:29:06 PM
which had, until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 27, 2008, 04:30:10 PM
the recent earthquake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:30:31 PM
seen a great
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:31:04 PM
bald man lung(e)ing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:32:17 PM
from side to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:32:40 PM
side as if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:33:10 PM
they were out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:34:05 PM
of their heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:34:56 PM
on crack cocaine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:35:39 PM
whereas in fact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 04:36:42 PM
the bald man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:44:55 PM
finally admitted it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:46:56 PM
as LL gently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:47:17 PM
replaced his wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:47:34 PM
and led him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:47:55 PM
gently but firmly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:48:11 PM
to his cell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 04:48:29 PM
while she prepared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 05:07:57 PM
to unchain Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 05:35:39 PM
and the crocodile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 05:55:34 PM
from within the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 06:13:14 PM
murky confines of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 06:16:02 PM
Wenchy's big dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 27, 2008, 06:55:26 PM
shed of tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 27, 2008, 08:16:03 PM
in which she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 27, 2008, 10:44:31 PM
sits at weekends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 06:26:05 AM
and looks at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 08:22:19 AM
pictures of naked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 08:24:38 AM
Dr. Who actors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
and chocolate daleks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:08:19 AM
which all looked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:15:48 AM
tasty but evil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:21:50 AM
and as if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 09:41:32 AM
that wasn't perverted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 09:46:49 AM
enough she also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:53:21 AM
fondled her tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 09:54:45 AM
so it grew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:55:42 AM
bigger and stronger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:56:14 AM
until it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:56:41 AM
as big and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:57:30 AM
powerful as any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 09:57:55 AM
tat mountain seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 09:58:59 AM
so large that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 09:59:38 AM
even QVC would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:00:16 AM
have a problem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 10:02:18 AM
shifting it cheaply
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:03:04 AM
enough to recoup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 10:04:47 AM
the transport costs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:05:56 AM
Wenchy would never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:06:46 AM
marry a pooftah
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:09:33 AM
or sell tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:13:08 AM
to a pooftah
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 10:13:34 AM
or anyone else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 10:14:01 AM
for that matter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 12:54:38 PM
but without question
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:56:24 PM
Tennent's a wooftah
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 12:56:41 PM
and all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 12:57:27 PM
IKEA shop assistants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 12:58:04 PM
who long to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:01:47 PM
play with each
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:06:53 PM
other's tat are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:07:54 PM
pooftahs without exception
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 01:09:00 PM
munching chocolate Daleks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:09:41 PM
with Peter Mandelson





























(I thnk this is nearing being publishable)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:11:32 PM
who then travels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 01:12:26 PM
with chocolate connoisseurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
to MOscow, where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:17:09 PM
they bathe in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:20:35 PM
ice cold vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:23:36 PM
Which further shrank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 28, 2008, 01:26:58 PM
their already tiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:28:11 PM
teeny bald heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:35:31 PM
and nether parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
to wrinkled walnuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:37:37 PM
like Mr Wench's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 28, 2008, 01:39:24 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 01:42:52 PM
wot she admitted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 01:56:43 PM
to her room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 02:03:37 PM
Vaseline in hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 02:58:40 PM
because chapped lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 02:59:34 PM
As Mandelson knows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 03:01:31 PM
can't pucker properly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:02:08 PM
even with lubrication
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2008, 03:06:49 PM
yet chutney ferrets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 28, 2008, 03:11:18 PM
butter no turnips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 28, 2008, 06:32:15 PM
nor fair maiden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 04:52:52 AM
from whence came
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 08:41:22 AM
a mighty wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 29, 2008, 08:46:33 AM
and a stroppy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 08:54:31 AM
yet strangely endearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 04:40:25 PM
small that could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 06:15:13 PM
still appear large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 07:01:44 PM
words wrong order
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 07:46:46 PM
on Chinese menu
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2008, 08:02:10 PM
because they can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 29, 2008, 08:53:11 PM
catch a lobster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 29, 2008, 10:38:49 PM
but certainly crabs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 06:21:46 AM
which they cook
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 08:19:43 AM
in string vests
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 08:33:18 AM
while waving their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 08:38:49 AM
big shiny choppers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 08:47:31 AM
in the general
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 08:49:22 AM
direction of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 08:53:06 AM
customers queuing in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 08:53:39 AM
the vain hope
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2008, 08:55:08 AM
of escaping IKEA
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 09:03:18 AM
tat free and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 09:10:11 AM
then off to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 09:29:53 AM
cakey train shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 09:32:22 AM
with steamed up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 09:46:22 AM
glasses which seldom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 11:17:37 AM
clear enough to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 11:30:34 AM
see further than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 11:44:17 AM
the next cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 12:12:49 PM
or railway engine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2008, 01:02:08 PM
hurtling towards LL
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 01:09:22 PM
in her new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 01:13:39 PM
slightly rickety office
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 01:15:56 PM
without any visible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 01:19:14 PM
causes for concern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 01:20:37 PM
but with hindsight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2008, 01:22:42 PM
those leftover bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 03:22:29 PM
of goat cutlet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 03:27:19 PM
were despised by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 03:39:51 PM
even the dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 03:41:06 PM
even the dog
although his tastebuds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 03:41:55 PM
had been destroyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 03:44:38 PM
long, long ago
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 03:46:13 PM
after licking BM's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 03:49:40 PM
home brew barrel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 04:08:28 PM
that through neglect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 04:21:47 PM
and decorating duties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 30, 2008, 04:24:42 PM
had turned rusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
and harboured many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 04:37:00 PM
icky creepy crawlies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 04:40:13 PM
and huge spiders  char062
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2008, 04:51:21 PM
not to mention
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 04:52:27 PM
small cakey trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 04:52:48 PM
and caked on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
christmas cake crumbs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2008, 05:03:33 PM
which itched terribly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 06:02:54 PM
but long claws
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2008, 06:06:51 PM
from the lobster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
and Santa Claws
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 07:05:41 PM
did not bring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2008, 07:17:27 PM
any chocolate to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 30, 2008, 07:40:58 PM
poor wenchy's house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2008, 08:05:29 PM
or a werking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 30, 2008, 08:55:15 PM
model of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on October 30, 2008, 09:17:01 PM
fat chocolate dalek
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 30, 2008, 10:47:34 PM
or Madeira train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 05:04:50 AM
or laptop computer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2008, 08:13:00 AM
that doesn't work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 08:13:33 AM
and never will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2008, 08:26:55 AM
because it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 08:27:42 AM
out of date
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2008, 08:29:35 AM
even before Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 08:31:56 AM
painted it pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2008, 08:39:47 AM
with Dulux emulsion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 08:43:30 AM
which got in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 08:51:52 AM
all her nooks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 09:01:11 AM
and naughty bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 09:15:25 AM
of frilly garments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 09:22:19 AM
which were stuffed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 09:24:25 AM
with tissues, exaggerating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 09:25:15 AM
their plumpness and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:53:39 AM
lack of ironing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:54:27 AM
before inserting them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 10:56:40 AM
neatly folded, into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 10:58:53 AM
a little tiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 11:57:28 AM
yet tastefully restored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on October 31, 2008, 12:30:03 PM
yet tastefully restored

antique chest which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 02:04:52 PM
after gentle rubbing,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 02:56:41 PM
brought forth a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on October 31, 2008, 03:15:39 PM
rosy glow that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
made the PaintPod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2008, 03:55:41 PM
start to work!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 03:58:15 PM
in Barman's dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2008, 04:03:27 PM
which frequently involve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 04:05:10 PM
working PaintPods that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2008, 04:19:46 PM
float around like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 04:20:33 PM
float around like
Plump ships on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2008, 04:25:35 PM
acid and ecstasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 04:26:12 PM
or a lake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on October 31, 2008, 04:32:10 PM
of Cypriot Red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on October 31, 2008, 05:10:58 PM
not boiled or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 06:48:58 PM
stirred, but shaken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on October 31, 2008, 08:01:01 PM
with a side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 31, 2008, 11:17:46 PM
salad and breadsticks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 08:23:26 AM
which were yumster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 11:00:46 AM
and quickly swallowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 11:07:44 AM
not spat out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 01, 2008, 11:12:51 AM
or fed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 01, 2008, 11:14:46 AM
Snoopy or Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 09:07:55 AM
or even Growler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 09:16:33 AM
who prefers cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 09:23:34 AM
or mud pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2008, 09:23:47 AM
and large doughnuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 09:25:35 AM
who doesn't like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 09:33:02 AM
jam, just sugar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 10:49:47 AM
spice and all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 11:18:15 AM
with chocolate icing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 11:55:00 AM
which made it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 11:56:57 AM
icky, sticky and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 12:01:52 PM
exceedingly yumster although
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2008, 12:09:50 PM
the Yellow Pages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 12:10:18 PM
coated in chocolate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 12:17:42 PM
lacked in texture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 12:24:13 PM
that cake would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 12:24:39 PM
fit inside the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 12:34:53 PM
old lady shopping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 12:36:32 PM
bag on wheels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 12:59:57 PM
that Mr. Wench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 01:02:43 PM
bought for tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 01:06:06 PM
But Wenchy spotted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2008, 01:07:22 PM
the paint pod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 01:11:41 PM
that Barman shoved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 01:33:21 PM
full of outdoor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 01:34:15 PM
paint which smelled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 03, 2008, 01:38:07 PM
like Nick's microwave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 01:41:24 PM
on a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 02:00:06 PM
high setting that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 02:01:32 PM
burned the dishcloth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 02:03:21 PM
before consuming the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 02:04:15 PM
rest of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 02:49:21 PM
house in flames
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 02:50:24 PM
and razing it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 02:58:59 PM
to the ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 02:59:28 PM
leaving only the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 03:00:14 PM
bewildered Mrs Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 03:00:34 PM
to claim the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 03:01:26 PM
mahoosive insurance policy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 03:01:55 PM
which Nick had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2008, 03:04:55 PM
already spent on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 03:06:02 PM
watching overpriced movies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 03:07:29 PM
and changing locks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 03:10:11 PM
, replacing car batteries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 03:11:19 PM
and pointless physiotherapy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2008, 03:15:03 PM
and The Boy evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 03:18:14 PM
who started the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2008, 03:19:07 PM
long declilne of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 03, 2008, 03:36:01 PM
spelling ability and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 03, 2008, 03:42:19 PM
need for chiropractic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 03:42:43 PM
sessions at great
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 03:43:13 PM
expense and expanse
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 06:53:14 PM
after Ebrell visited
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Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 07:02:39 PM
committing tree surgery
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 07:05:07 PM
and looming menacingly
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Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 07:06:59 PM
cake in hand
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 07:13:45 PM
chainsaw between teeth
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Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 07:16:18 PM
chopper between knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 07:18:08 PM
wedge in hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 03, 2008, 07:20:47 PM
having charged Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 07:44:40 PM
from the mains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 03, 2008, 08:20:02 PM
who saw Donna  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 03, 2008, 10:08:17 PM
who laughed at
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 03, 2008, 10:47:22 PM
the sight of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2008, 09:06:58 AM
his walnut whip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
without any nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 11:47:23 AM
but cold weather
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2008, 11:48:14 AM
shrunk them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 11:51:34 AM
the size of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2008, 12:02:16 PM
teeny tiny beans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2008, 12:04:55 PM
or mushy peas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 01:30:01 PM
but not mushy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2008, 01:53:47 PM
because they cause
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2008, 02:41:51 PM
Wenchy to fart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 02:52:15 PM
and burp like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2008, 02:52:39 PM
a 500 Norton
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Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 02:54:12 PM
or Graham Norton
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Post by: Nick on November 04, 2008, 02:57:51 PM
after a night
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Post by: Snoopy on November 04, 2008, 03:20:56 PM
in Nick's kitchen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2008, 03:31:48 PM
eating hob nobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 03:40:33 PM
with Macka who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2008, 03:46:04 PM
also scoffs sprouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
but then he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2008, 04:45:28 PM
suddenly shot off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 04, 2008, 04:45:43 PM
because Mrs Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 04, 2008, 04:47:07 PM
launched herself at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on November 04, 2008, 04:48:46 PM
Nick, gagging for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 05:01:51 PM
a Heimlick Manoeuvre  point: 
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 04, 2008, 05:04:49 PM
from Donna who
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Post by: Nick on November 04, 2008, 05:16:50 PM
unfortunately was unavailable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 04, 2008, 05:24:17 PM
so Heather Mills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on November 04, 2008, 05:34:10 PM
ripped off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 04, 2008, 05:43:42 PM
Gullible ex husbank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
who wooden hurt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 04, 2008, 06:57:52 PM
her missing leg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 04, 2008, 10:56:56 PM
or his fly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2008, 04:43:29 AM
fishing chums who
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2008, 09:08:59 AM
all had Paintpods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 05, 2008, 09:10:14 AM
which actually werked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2008, 09:11:49 AM
with matt black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2008, 03:25:11 PM
paint but didn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2008, 03:50:26 PM
like the colour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 05, 2008, 03:57:48 PM
pink but not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2008, 06:53:18 PM
to worry because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2008, 07:58:28 PM
PaintPods are shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 05, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
get a man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2008, 08:04:10 PM
to fix yours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2008, 08:05:43 PM
said LL firmly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 05, 2008, 08:06:14 PM
noway said Barman!  cussing:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 05, 2008, 08:08:13 PM
rubbing his bruises
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 04:52:16 AM
on his pert
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 08:41:52 AM
and paint-splattered dome
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 06, 2008, 11:13:21 AM
which still shone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2008, 11:17:14 AM
like a dollar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 11:45:04 AM
in the sunshine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:18:53 PM
and paint-splattered dome
That's four words!  evil:
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 12:21:50 PM
it is hyphenated!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:24:59 PM
It's still four
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2008, 12:25:26 PM
In the morning
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 12:27:36 PM
and once more
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:30:30 PM
we're all back
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 12:30:53 PM
to discussing Baldymort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:34:32 PM
and Wenchy next
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 12:36:23 PM
but she's lovely
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Post by: Snoopy on November 06, 2008, 12:39:32 PM
self praise alert!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:42:40 PM
Back to Baldymort  sad24:
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Post by: Pastis on November 06, 2008, 12:46:59 PM
Meanwhile, in the
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:48:22 PM
depths of the
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Post by: Pastis on November 06, 2008, 12:51:41 PM
recession, citizens were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:52:36 PM
throwing themselves off
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 12:53:54 PM
Wenchy's tat mountain
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:54:13 PM
and landing in
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 06, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
a goat infested
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 12:56:15 PM
PaintPod which miraculously
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 12:56:31 PM
refuses to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 06, 2008, 01:05:15 PM
until BM takes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 01:06:41 PM
LL to pole
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 01:08:48 PM
dancing lessons before
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 01:09:17 PM
using her to
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Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2008, 01:10:24 PM
fix the paintpod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 01:11:37 PM
with her muscular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 01:14:59 PM
long lithe legs
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 06, 2008, 01:23:41 PM
that grip like
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 01:24:05 PM
a nutcracker on
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Post by: Barman on November 06, 2008, 01:27:29 PM
the broken PaintPod
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 06, 2008, 01:29:27 PM
which won't crush
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2008, 03:46:24 PM
velour curtains or
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Post by: Barman on November 07, 2008, 03:47:29 PM
even pump paint
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2008, 03:48:41 PM
on the floor
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Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 04:34:09 PM
which is now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2008, 04:35:58 PM
covered in paint...  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 04:42:05 PM
 drumroll:   So, on Saturday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 07, 2008, 04:45:02 PM
weather permitting we
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Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 04:48:46 PM
will attempt to
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 07, 2008, 04:58:23 PM
perform the daring
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Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 05:10:47 PM
nine step Tango
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 07, 2008, 05:17:21 PM
on ice and
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Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 05:27:09 PM
impress the Dulux
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 07, 2008, 05:29:44 PM
Paintpod seller who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 07, 2008, 05:35:00 PM
, threatened with LL's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2008, 07:04:22 PM
pole dancing skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
can't get insurance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 07, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
but can crush
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2008, 08:34:59 PM
walnuts with thighs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2008, 08:36:14 PM
yet improbably whenever
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2008, 08:34:07 PM
asked to demonstrate
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Post by: Snoopy on November 08, 2008, 09:54:40 PM
her technique without
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 08, 2008, 10:12:29 PM
sitting down or
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Post by: Barman on November 09, 2008, 04:37:03 AM
smoking a cigar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2008, 09:29:33 PM
with hands tied
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Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 05:42:54 AM
to an incredibly
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 08:59:04 AM
smelly wriggly goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:04:13 AM
which was destined
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 09:05:56 AM
for a clifftop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:09:08 AM
rendezvous with some
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Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 09:19:05 AM
other dead rancid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:20:28 AM
corned beef hash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 09:20:55 AM
that Paul Mcartney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:21:23 AM
and his ex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 09:25:26 AM
turned down in
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Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:27:32 AM
disgust when Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 09:29:59 AM
revealed his throbbing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:33:31 AM
bruised and battered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 09:34:12 AM
and crumbly hobnob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 09:37:06 AM
as he euphemistically
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 09:51:37 AM
calls Mrs Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 10:04:27 AM
on good days
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 10:04:45 AM
which were few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 10:05:06 AM
and he wouldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 10:05:31 AM
have the nerve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 10:12:53 AM
to say such
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 10:13:30 AM
for fear of
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Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 10:16:36 AM
crushed nuts like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 10:17:29 AM
not in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
Hammered plastic bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 12:07:06 PM
as he sometimes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 12:32:59 PM
has been known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 12:33:29 PM
to cock up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 10, 2008, 12:34:03 PM
more than once
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 01:40:29 PM
especially when painting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 01:42:01 PM
or just breathing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 01:52:25 PM
that MILF aroma
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 01:56:45 PM
from those knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:19:52 PM
and ankles which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:21:25 PM
a waitress could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:24:20 PM
trample BM into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:25:28 PM
the real world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:27:43 PM
unknown to Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:28:58 PM
and most visitors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:30:12 PM
to the asylum
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:31:02 PM
which we inhabit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:32:47 PM
some of us  evil:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:37:01 PM
can't get out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:39:23 PM
even though clearly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 10, 2008, 03:41:37 PM
we're completely sane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:42:17 PM
despite the evidence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:43:10 PM
of the report
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Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:46:30 PM
published widely in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:47:47 PM
National daily newspapers
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 10, 2008, 03:48:31 PM
of Albania where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:49:15 PM
Nick's calamitous reputation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 03:50:36 PM
ranked alongside Dracula
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:52:23 PM
in the obituaries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 10, 2008, 03:55:49 PM
even though Dracula
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 03:58:21 PM
thought Nick was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 03:59:34 PM
busy with CBH
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2008, 04:00:19 PM
whereas in fact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 04:29:10 PM
it's a straightjacket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 10, 2008, 04:34:43 PM
he was busy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2008, 05:20:39 PM
rubbing some knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 10, 2008, 07:54:31 PM
and dreaming of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 10, 2008, 10:39:52 PM
Transylvania, where the
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Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 05:03:22 AM
knees are of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 11, 2008, 08:31:54 AM
the knobbly variety
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
yet strangely hairless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 08:48:50 AM
and very pale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 08:49:40 AM
with pimples and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 08:55:09 AM
boils and sores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 11, 2008, 08:55:45 AM
that erupt daily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 08:56:46 AM
in a mountain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 09:01:58 AM
that only TCP
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 09:02:45 AM
could begin to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 09:04:19 AM
assuage yet similar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 09:10:19 AM
eruptions kept appearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 10:17:43 AM
on Nick's face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 11, 2008, 10:23:13 AM
to the delight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 10:24:09 AM
of The Boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 10:34:12 AM
and Mrs. Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 10:52:57 AM
who pointed out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 10:53:57 AM
She could've done
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:18:50 AM
the washing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 11, 2008, 11:21:35 AM
but for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:27:23 AM
each day arrived
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:30:02 AM
with the onset
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:30:32 AM
of PMT ultra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:30:55 AM
and the horror
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:34:10 AM
of life with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:34:49 AM
lots of scallies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:36:03 AM
and Nick who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:36:51 AM
was an unpredictable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:37:29 AM
but excellent cook
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:38:41 AM
but life was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:40:18 AM
better for CBH
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:42:56 AM
so Nick claimed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:43:34 AM
correctly as his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:44:33 AM
poor addled brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:45:37 AM
turned to new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:46:01 AM
yet still repulsive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:49:55 AM
spotty fat knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:51:40 AM
and a brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:52:44 AM
which Growler had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:54:17 AM
but Nick's was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:56:07 AM
in better condition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:57:44 AM
but still lacking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 11:58:42 AM
a head in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 11:59:15 AM
an egg like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 11:59:44 AM
brain's decidedly yolky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:00:22 PM
and in formaldehyde
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:00:56 PM
on Growler's shelf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:01:10 PM
where Nick couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:02:55 PM
hope to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:03:22 PM
or take it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:04:41 PM
for a muddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:08:08 PM
yet invigorating roll
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:08:43 PM
on pert round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:09:44 PM
also strangely pointy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:12:46 PM
breasts which smelled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:14:15 PM
of stuffed goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:15:50 PM
which was strange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:17:28 PM
as they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:22:08 PM
like withered dugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:27:58 PM
and painted with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:29:37 PM
bright and sparkly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:31:12 PM
lipstick which Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:32:32 PM
himself used Thursdays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:33:09 PM
to draw hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:36:09 PM
to draw hair

on his lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:36:38 PM
which he enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:39:54 PM
as Miss D's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:44:15 PM
disgust became obvious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:45:10 PM
as he'd borrowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:45:57 PM
Growler's frightful pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:46:51 PM
Growler's frightful pants

to wear with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 12:47:06 PM
the bright lipstick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:47:26 PM
of LL's pod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:48:12 PM
the bright lipstick

which looked fetching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:48:57 PM
until painted on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:49:25 PM
until painted on

you can't polish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:49:39 PM
a turd afterall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 12:51:05 PM
SHE BROKE IT  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 12:52:07 PM
screamed Nick fleeing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 01:00:59 PM
with turd and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 01:01:15 PM
tin of Pledge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 01:01:51 PM
to buff up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 01:05:04 PM
BM's dull head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 01:12:34 PM
before applying makeup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 02:57:54 PM
to his willy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 02:58:27 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 02:58:51 PM
which required loads  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 02:59:40 PM
OF KNEE LUBRICANT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 03:00:30 PM
to stop chafing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 03:03:39 PM
on Bm's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 03:06:42 PM
when bending down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2008, 04:14:45 PM
letting the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 04:24:50 PM
warm his expansive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 04:26:34 PM
private parts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on November 11, 2008, 04:30:45 PM
small, but cute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 11, 2008, 04:37:49 PM
weeny teeny peeny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on November 11, 2008, 04:38:18 PM
ickle bitty teeny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 04:44:36 PM
great big knob!  happy088
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on November 11, 2008, 04:48:10 PM
Fantasy is good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 11, 2008, 05:20:41 PM
he broke it  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 11, 2008, 05:23:56 PM
It's easily mended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 11, 2008, 05:29:04 PM
with a smart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 11, 2008, 05:35:00 PM
five knuckle sandwich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2008, 05:57:17 PM
or cold shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 11, 2008, 06:17:23 PM
depending on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2008, 06:23:03 PM
angle it's at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2008, 06:24:48 PM
Or if LL
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 11, 2008, 06:25:09 PM
laughs at it.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2008, 06:26:20 PM
while pole dancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 11, 2008, 08:08:10 PM
which is unlikely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 11, 2008, 08:21:21 PM
. However the weather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 11, 2008, 08:40:38 PM
was not clement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 11, 2008, 11:01:39 PM
or even punitive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 04:49:51 AM
but cold as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 06:44:49 AM
a witch's tit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 06:56:57 AM
and dark as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 06:57:59 AM
dark could be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 07:00:56 AM
even darker than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 07:03:10 AM
the darkest darkness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 07:05:22 AM
so dark that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 07:32:56 AM
light had vanished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 07:39:10 AM
not only light
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 07:45:50 AM
but everything else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
even paint pods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 08:47:05 AM
and TV sets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 08:47:25 AM
remain in boxes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 08:50:46 AM
tis the season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 08:53:20 AM
to be jolly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 08:53:39 AM
when Turkey Farmers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 08:53:56 AM
make loadsa lolly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 08:54:06 AM
by snapping the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 09:02:29 AM
necks of poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 09:23:19 AM
defenceless yet tasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 09:26:07 AM
and well fed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 09:29:08 AM
big, fat turkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2008, 10:19:49 AM
stuffed with figs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 10:20:48 AM
from Barman's garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 11:31:03 AM
of Remembrance, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 12:14:06 PM
was mentioned on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 12:15:24 PM
the big screen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 12:17:14 PM
cinema that Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2008, 12:17:59 PM
dreamed of acquiring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 12:19:09 PM
and eventually did!  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2008, 12:19:45 PM
until LL's mop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 12, 2008, 12:20:55 PM
of unruly hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 01:24:11 PM
stuck to poles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 02:12:45 PM
that BM had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 02:16:20 PM
stupidly painted and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 02:35:07 PM
not put signs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 02:40:55 PM
on his pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 02:41:55 PM
"This way up"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 02:42:49 PM
"Use no hooks"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 02:43:32 PM
"Do not touch"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 02:46:43 PM
"Indoor use only"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 03:00:08 PM
"dog free zone"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 03:38:34 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 03:56:48 PM
the hound slunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 12, 2008, 03:57:25 PM
round behind Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 03:58:59 PM
and cocked his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 03:59:54 PM
leg on BM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 05:56:13 PM
who thought Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 06:13:43 PM
looked simply marvelous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 06:16:32 PM
despite not wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 06:33:49 PM
a 3½ carat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 12, 2008, 07:36:17 PM
carrot round her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 12, 2008, 08:03:10 PM
belly button because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 12, 2008, 08:11:58 PM
his shiney bonce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 12, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
blinded her to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 04:54:07 AM
all but trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 08:34:28 AM
delivering dairy-free cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 08:40:33 AM
and IKEA meatballs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 08:52:41 AM
then Wenchy awoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2008, 09:38:20 AM
in Barman's cinema
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 09:40:36 AM
feeling claustrophobic and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2008, 09:41:45 AM
with a sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 09:41:55 AM
sore neck from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 09:42:35 AM
shouting at Mr
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 09:44:33 AM
BM for more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2008, 09:51:36 AM
popcorn and icecream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 09:52:24 AM
and more legroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 09:56:25 AM
and comfortable seating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2008, 10:10:55 AM
and a better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 10:16:51 AM
class of customer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 10:28:49 AM
facing staff and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
getting kicked out  cussing:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:06:08 AM
in blissful relief
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 11:07:09 AM
never to return
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:08:56 AM
DVDs to Blockbusters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 11:10:03 AM
or Υπερπαραγωγές as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 13, 2008, 11:11:16 AM
it's all Greek
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:11:39 AM
to BM anyway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:15:56 AM
especially pod instructions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:17:05 AM
in any language
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 11:18:19 AM
. Don't start me
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:18:39 AM
painting I don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 11:19:00 AM
plan to finish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:19:33 AM
before new year
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 11:19:59 AM
especially when LL
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 11:20:20 AM
changes her mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 11:20:54 AM
Over the colour I've already painted in the fucking bathroom!  cussing:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 11:21:14 AM
He broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:21:56 AM
said pod man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 11:22:36 AM
I confused threads  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:26:55 AM
for hairs on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:28:31 AM
the thumbs screws
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:31:41 AM
which he used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:34:53 AM
to keep people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 11:35:19 AM
in their seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:36:06 AM
during the Intermission
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:36:23 AM
so that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 11:42:41 AM
could sell ointment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 11:53:26 AM
to those who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 11:59:40 AM
have a sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 12:00:27 PM
neck from sitting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 12:03:02 PM
in uncomfortable chairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 12:04:05 PM
or uncomfortable laps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 12:04:41 PM
in cramped conditions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 12:09:46 PM
with no oxygen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 12:10:34 PM
or more importantly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 12:25:45 PM
unremitting porn movies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
involving stuffed goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 12:27:08 PM
bald headed men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 12:27:43 PM
angry pole dancers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 12:28:38 PM
three french hens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 12:40:28 PM
and a paint-pod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 12:40:46 PM
in a fig-tree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 12:43:00 PM
laughs out loud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 12:59:55 PM
as did I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 01:25:57 PM
at the prospect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 01:49:25 PM
of no invite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 13, 2008, 01:50:05 PM
to the next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 01:51:08 PM
free drinks day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 01:57:07 PM
or movie night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 02:46:54 PM
in the miniature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 03:24:03 PM
yet capacious home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 03:35:45 PM
fig goat cellar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 03:36:53 PM
which doubles up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 03:37:22 PM
as a slave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 03:40:30 PM
labour camp combined
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 03:42:31 PM
with goat rearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 03:43:03 PM
and cinema going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 13, 2008, 03:49:27 PM
for a low
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 04:04:42 PM
low, low APR
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 04:06:27 PM
and matching ceiling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
with new coat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 04:18:26 PM
and matching shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 04:21:59 PM
holding the screen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 04:25:23 PM
to task for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 04:28:37 PM
being so petite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 04:32:40 PM
compared to vast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 05:06:22 PM
swathes of bedlinen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 05:10:28 PM
stored along with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 05:25:55 PM
the projector, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 05:26:42 PM
, missing it's lamp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 13, 2008, 05:27:05 PM
or its lamp  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 05:27:41 PM
said the pedant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 05:28:32 PM
, missing its lamp  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 05:29:18 PM
polishing it's lense  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 05:33:59 PM
he he he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 13, 2008, 05:45:19 PM
and being dim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 05:46:25 PM
as a Toc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 06:03:07 PM
or goat Tick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 13, 2008, 08:32:55 PM
H lamp I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 13, 2008, 10:32:41 PM
lost my hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 08:53:37 AM
and have hangover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 09:11:19 AM
most mornings but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 10:21:13 AM
even worse today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 10:21:44 AM
because of paint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 10:36:39 AM
all over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 10:37:32 AM
place, everywhere in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 10:40:03 AM
LL's hair and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 11:07:47 AM
nooks and crannies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 11:55:14 AM
even Barman's huge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 11:55:45 AM
ego, which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 11:57:53 AM
endangering his "cinema"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 01:12:34 PM
and every goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 01:12:52 PM
for miles around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 01:13:21 PM
(well over 20,000)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 01:15:22 PM
leagues under the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 01:16:12 PM
tiny swimming pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 01:22:21 PM
table, which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 01:26:08 PM
even smaller than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 01:30:24 PM
the smallest table
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
seen in Lilliput
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 02:06:06 PM
since Barman's cinema
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 02:08:45 PM
was so small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 02:10:33 PM
that only dwarves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 02:16:08 PM
and Oompah Loompahs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 02:34:24 PM
could be seated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
. However, the ensuite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 02:38:33 PM
was big enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 02:38:47 PM
for some popcorn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 02:39:28 PM
and several stools
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 02:40:22 PM
passed by censors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 02:41:37 PM
to be suitable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 02:46:49 PM
for baldy perverts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
and Greek Leprechauns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:05:50 PM
who were too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 03:08:42 PM
tall to fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:11:23 PM
So BM built
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:12:03 PM
a new chimney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 03:12:29 PM
to maintain LL's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 03:12:46 PM
belief in Santa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:22:29 PM
aka Father Christmas  cussing:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 03:22:57 PM
who doesn't exist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:23:36 PM
some may say
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:23:55 PM
others know better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 14, 2008, 03:24:14 PM
indeed we do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 14, 2008, 03:32:24 PM
. Bollocks to this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:32:54 PM
said BM banging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 14, 2008, 03:33:22 PM
his virtual GF
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 14, 2008, 03:42:48 PM
, her stockings hanging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 14, 2008, 03:43:19 PM
from the pod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 03:39:35 PM
which kept dripping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 06:06:19 PM
, drip


, drip


, drip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 06:19:09 PM
forming a puddle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 06:27:55 PM
that grew larger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 06:30:34 PM
until finally Alice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 06:32:02 PM
placed her foot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 06:35:54 PM
in the liquid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 06:44:53 PM
with a splash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 06:47:02 PM
entering another world ...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 06:52:45 PM
in a haze
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 06:53:02 PM
of BM's homebrew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 07:00:12 PM
where goats pranced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 07:05:06 PM
on tip toes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 07:05:46 PM
whilst playing Pan-pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 15, 2008, 07:10:01 PM
in a balletic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 07:58:38 PM
cinematic manouevre to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 08:25:36 PM
eat LLs undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 15, 2008, 08:35:33 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:50:13 PM
as a snack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 08:58:15 PM
like goats do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 08:58:59 PM
when the figs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 09:01:00 PM
make undies tasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2008, 09:03:25 PM
and expedite excretion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2008, 09:38:09 PM
in careless insects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 05:05:09 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 05:05:34 PM
We're all shocked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 05:06:40 PM
DS eats pants?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 05:07:43 PM
so it seems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 05:14:11 PM
. It beggars belief
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 05:16:34 PM
but explains much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 05:17:19 PM
that previously went
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
over your heads  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 05:25:57 PM
just high enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:27:41 PM
to lift combovers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 05:29:20 PM
away from their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:30:36 PM
natural shiny place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 05:31:23 PM
on Nick's pale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:32:25 PM
but stained Panama
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 05:36:25 PM
Canal model, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:38:38 PM
on the platform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 05:44:56 PM
looked somewhat incongruous,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 05:46:24 PM
among the cakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:56:38 PM
Snoopy deleted his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:57:19 PM
cake related post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:57:43 PM
which made mine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 05:58:04 PM
make no sense  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:02:55 PM
no I didn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:03:05 PM
it is still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:03:19 PM
there but altered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:03:34 PM
to make sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 06:04:44 PM
I am hurt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 06:28:26 PM
I am sorry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bill Payer on November 16, 2008, 06:41:46 PM
You should be.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 06:49:27 PM
said the invisible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bill Payer on November 16, 2008, 06:52:34 PM
cat on mat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 06:58:16 PM
who could speak!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
if a beagle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 07:10:57 PM
can why not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:12:08 PM
but can invisible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 07:12:58 PM
words be heard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:17:26 PM
if invisible people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 07:18:56 PM
can speak them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 07:35:52 PM
in the forest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 07:37:45 PM
, no one hears  scared2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 16, 2008, 07:39:10 PM
you scream, even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 07:41:39 PM
if your cries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 07:50:39 PM
can curdle Dulux
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 16, 2008, 07:52:27 PM
or bring on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 07:52:48 PM
premature baldness of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 08:15:12 PM
of a paintbrush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:15:58 PM
incompetently wielded by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 08:16:17 PM
LL who tried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 08:16:31 PM
to beat BM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 08:16:44 PM
who was too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 08:16:57 PM
fast to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 16, 2008, 08:17:12 PM
caught by her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:17:32 PM
attempting to paint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2008, 08:18:05 PM
the borders and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2008, 08:18:28 PM
behind his ears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2008, 09:25:30 PM
, pointy like Spocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2008, 05:44:56 AM
and black like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 08:18:11 AM
Reg Varney's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 08:39:48 AM
now he's off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 08:54:33 AM
to meet Elvis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 08:55:02 AM
and other dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 08:56:13 AM
boring entertainers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:12:04 AM
eat lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 09:14:52 AM
Angel Delight and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:16:15 AM
jammy dodgers and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:22:34 AM
pluck their harps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 09:24:59 AM
and their eyebrows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:38:56 AM
until nothing is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:40:55 AM
left but baldness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:45:37 AM
on which people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 09:46:25 AM
could view their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 09:48:45 AM
films just like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 11:59:35 AM
Imax, only smaller
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 12:00:19 PM
, much much smaller
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 12:03:21 PM
so small that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 12:09:08 PM
only an ant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:10:49 PM
or small aunt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
would bother turning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 12:51:39 PM
up to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 12:52:42 PM
a beautiful pea-green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:53:28 PM
beneath a mattress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:53:47 PM
that only Princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
Wenchy could feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 12:54:48 PM
with her ample
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:55:23 PM
NO! I musn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 12:56:00 PM
He broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 12:56:32 PM
we must restart!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 12:57:29 PM
Shouted Liberaces mum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 12:57:57 PM
as he broke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 17, 2008, 12:58:29 PM
off before Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 12:59:00 PM
could break wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 01:00:30 PM
she'd eaten beans  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 17, 2008, 01:01:34 PM
yet again because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 01:01:55 PM
she was poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 01:02:41 PM
and methane heats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 01:03:18 PM
many a shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 17, 2008, 01:03:41 PM
and hot-water bottles  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 01:05:39 PM
if you're careful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2008, 07:40:00 PM
when filling them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2008, 08:41:02 PM
 tunble: tunble: tunble:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 05:32:03 AM
What's this shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 08:23:30 AM
but the ramblings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 08:51:03 AM
of old men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 08:55:47 AM
and wenchy who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 09:05:15 AM
needs a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 09:07:05 AM
hard spanking when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 09:08:47 AM
BM's lust rises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 09:14:12 AM
and painting just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 09:19:41 AM
won't get dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:23:18 AM
 eeek:, said Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
imagining the spanking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 09:26:02 AM
leading to bigger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:27:40 AM
more  scared2:  scared2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 09:29:53 AM
dangerous and extreme
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:31:14 AM
punishments. Wenchy tortured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 09:43:54 AM
everyone with tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 09:48:17 AM
and dairyfree dinners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 09:50:07 AM
uttering a wispa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 10:57:31 AM
a wispa, my
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 10:58:45 AM
arse, said Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 11:02:24 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 11:41:24 AM
 sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:48:25 AM
Marianne Faithfull did
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:48:38 AM
with a Mars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:48:59 AM
bar allegedly once
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 11:53:17 AM
with Mick Jagger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 11:59:11 AM
allegedly we stress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 12:00:53 PM
indeed, allegedly is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 12:01:24 PM
important because we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 12:01:39 PM
weren't actually there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 12:01:49 PM
and cannot afford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 12:01:59 PM
to be sued
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 12:02:13 PM
plus we have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 12:02:43 PM
reason to believe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
than Nick used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 12:08:05 PM
but no longer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 12:13:56 PM
 rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 01:07:31 PM
, to know Marianne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 01:10:00 PM
and hob nobbed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 01:11:00 PM
in a similar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 01:15:13 PM
pair of pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 01:22:41 PM
to Bridget Jones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 01:59:09 PM
who he also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:04:08 PM
offered a Mars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 02:08:51 PM
a day that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 02:10:01 PM
he hoped would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:10:24 PM
help her work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 02:10:59 PM
rest and play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
throughout the day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:11:44 PM
in that order
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 02:12:20 PM
for a takeaway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 02:13:54 PM
39 doesn't come
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 02:14:11 PM
with rice but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 02:14:24 PM
with chips instead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:14:44 PM
and curry sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 02:15:21 PM
unlike 69 which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 02:16:09 PM
comes when ready
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 02:16:35 PM
although the taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:17:12 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 02:17:25 PM
can be variable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 02:17:58 PM
with the tide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 02:18:32 PM
that ebbs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 02:19:37 PM
rells around Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:21:53 PM
who dislikes rells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:24:47 PM
even more than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 02:29:01 PM
typographical errors that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 02:37:21 PM
led us astray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 02:43:15 PM
much like thoughts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 02:54:32 PM
of things sexual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:12:09 PM
we can remember
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 03:15:47 PM
only occasionally now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
, and never clearly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 03:20:16 PM
due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 03:22:16 PM
preponderance of scientific
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:24:03 PM
apparatus needed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 03:25:44 PM
resuscitate Nick before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:28:34 PM
he is endowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 03:34:51 PM
with life ~ Igor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 03:36:35 PM
And yet, sadly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
the thunder storm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 03:37:31 PM
which was needed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 03:53:59 PM
to scare off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 03:58:03 PM
the demons in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
Nick's head refused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:10:38 PM
to be exorcised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:12:41 PM
and continued their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:13:26 PM
unrelenting progress towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 04:17:10 PM
world domination via
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:18:46 PM
Nick's bodily vessel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 04:20:46 PM
the thought of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:23:33 PM
Nick's bodily vessel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:24:47 PM
makes me  sick2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 04:28:02 PM
although that's really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:28:41 PM
not the point
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
because Nick is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:32:13 PM
clearly certifiably insane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 04:33:54 PM
without demonic assistance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:34:30 PM
and with it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 04:35:07 PM
or without it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:35:30 PM
he is bonkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:36:18 PM
or insanely certifiable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 04:38:18 PM
yet certainly insane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
if not broadly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:41:00 PM
then minimially at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 04:41:22 PM
the end of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:42:36 PM
his useful mental
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:44:04 PM
tether which always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:45:22 PM
seems rather short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:46:21 PM
but Mrs. Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 18, 2008, 04:49:33 PM
is a tower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 04:49:56 PM
of babel comnpared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 04:59:15 PM
with my chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 05:06:45 PM
icecream surprise that
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Post by: Uncle Mort on November 18, 2008, 05:07:46 PM
is still frozen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 05:33:50 PM
and potentially contains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 18, 2008, 05:47:16 PM
lethal doses of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 18, 2008, 06:22:39 PM
badger and cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2008, 08:02:07 PM
not to mention
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 18, 2008, 08:09:07 PM
lethal bacteria which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 18, 2008, 08:17:18 PM
will kill all


















 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2008, 05:39:06 AM
I was thinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
that's an event
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2008, 09:07:17 AM
mark it down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 11:38:07 AM
on the calendar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2008, 12:59:22 PM
just in case
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 19, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
someone reads it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2008, 03:24:27 PM
and panics, like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 03:25:57 PM
which is unlikely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 03:26:11 PM
as no-one reads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
it ever as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 03:26:40 PM
far as I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 19, 2008, 03:26:57 PM
can see because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2008, 04:16:03 PM
it is shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2008, 07:15:01 PM
but somehow odourless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2008, 07:15:44 PM
colourless and tasteless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2008, 07:19:39 PM
just like KFC
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 19, 2008, 08:21:32 PM
and Big Mac
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 19, 2008, 08:45:56 PM
but not hobnobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 19, 2008, 08:46:28 PM
Nor BM's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 19, 2008, 09:49:50 PM
which share similar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2008, 05:55:48 AM
genetic material from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2008, 11:03:31 AM
the primordial slime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2008, 11:07:18 AM
oozing from tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 20, 2008, 11:20:03 AM
and pickled cucumber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 20, 2008, 11:25:07 AM
in Wenchy's storeroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2008, 11:34:12 AM
which heaves with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 20, 2008, 07:55:32 PM
laughter at his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2008, 08:31:56 PM
collection of cucumbers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 20, 2008, 08:43:30 PM
and huge melons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 20, 2008, 08:43:58 PM
which Mr Wench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2008, 06:00:48 AM
can't keep his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 08:24:07 AM
eyes or hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2008, 08:54:24 AM
near or spontaneous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 08:57:32 AM
grasping, a symptom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 09:01:56 AM
men are afflicted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 09:05:22 AM
with when presented
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 09:10:24 AM
with any breast-like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 09:27:58 AM
cucumbers or similar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 11:15:06 AM
amusing vegetables that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 11:15:33 AM
come to hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 11:22:14 AM
or foot which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 11:25:23 AM
can also poke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 11:26:16 AM
Mr Wench in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 12:09:58 PM
the eye during
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 12:10:31 PM
his "exercise class"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 12:14:33 PM
which he attends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 12:19:40 PM
most nights each
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2008, 12:21:08 PM
week to keep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2008, 12:46:30 PM
poor dear Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 12:46:57 PM
on the job
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 01:10:00 PM
seekers allowance, despite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2008, 01:19:51 PM
pretending to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:20:12 PM
at the VP
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 01:20:42 PM
for no pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2008, 01:21:14 PM
but certain benefits  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:21:30 PM
like the tips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 01:21:53 PM
there aren't many  sad24:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:22:25 PM
except when Snoopy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 01:22:58 PM
does tricks for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:23:23 PM
the lady customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 21, 2008, 01:23:43 PM
who laugh and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:24:05 PM
point cruelly at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 01:24:30 PM
the poor hound's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 01:25:16 PM
tiny lipstick which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 21, 2008, 01:25:47 PM
often seemed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 01:27:32 PM
match his tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 01:28:27 PM
and tongue his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 02:26:43 PM
shoes and laces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2008, 02:30:30 PM
all of which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 02:42:17 PM
were too small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 21, 2008, 02:42:43 PM
but commensurate with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 07:06:22 PM
his brain size
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2008, 07:11:55 PM
which, werking overtime,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 21, 2008, 07:16:05 PM
lasted three minutes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 21, 2008, 07:42:42 PM
longer than BM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 21, 2008, 08:26:34 PM
with solar panels  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 05:31:42 AM
to power his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 07:39:25 AM
huge chrome dome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 07:55:01 AM
atop his huge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2008, 09:32:43 AM
and burgeoning ego
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 09:49:26 AM
which rarely displayed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2008, 10:04:44 AM
any signs of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 10:19:06 AM
visible support although
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GROWLER on November 22, 2008, 10:30:33 AM
118 pages of ...what tf is this shite, or am i supposed to read it all fiirst to find out? confused:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 10:55:13 AM
118 pages of ...what tf is this shite, or am i supposed to read it all fiirst to find out? confused:
doh:

You broke it... we'll have to start again now...  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 10:56:26 AM
Once upon a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2008, 11:05:56 AM
christmas cake there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 11:08:25 AM
was a tiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2008, 11:11:34 AM
plastic snowman and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 11:39:23 AM
a holly leaf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 11:41:11 AM
and a teeny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
weeny little sleigh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 12:03:05 PM
with santa and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 12:08:57 PM
Rudolph the Red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2008, 12:37:11 PM
Barons best mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2008, 12:40:56 PM
was his donkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2008, 12:42:28 PM
-sized ears which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 12:49:42 PM
kept his hat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tinkerbell on November 22, 2008, 12:52:20 PM
firmly on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2008, 01:13:54 PM
shiny but pointed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 01:50:22 PM
badger bald bonce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2008, 02:43:15 PM
which shone like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 22, 2008, 02:45:53 PM
a silver dollar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2008, 02:47:02 PM
from LLs purse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 22, 2008, 02:56:43 PM
which was seldom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2008, 02:57:03 PM
open when Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2008, 10:50:59 PM
couldn't find his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 05:20:46 AM
wallet which had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on November 23, 2008, 06:28:29 AM
white fivers, moths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 08:27:10 AM
, a condom and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2008, 09:34:39 AM
expired credit card
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on November 23, 2008, 09:39:25 AM
(like the condom)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 09:42:31 AM
but unused unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2008, 09:48:12 AM
the wig collection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2008, 09:55:37 AM
or the condom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 23, 2008, 09:56:15 AM
, the cake tin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 10:00:50 AM
the PaintPod or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2008, 05:20:54 PM
dancing pole grease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2008, 05:23:47 PM
they're self lubricating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2008, 05:25:11 PM
for teenage dancers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 23, 2008, 05:27:16 PM
Dirty old man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 23, 2008, 06:28:36 PM
on the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 23, 2008, 11:36:43 PM
photo in wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on November 23, 2008, 11:49:29 PM
was a picture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 05:32:11 AM
which folded out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 09:06:03 AM
into a dartboard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 24, 2008, 09:09:07 AM
with the face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 09:10:12 AM
of Gordon Brown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 09:10:27 AM
as the bullseye
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 09:16:14 AM
and Darling as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:17:13 AM
the nail which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:18:58 AM
will be chewed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:19:14 AM
to the quick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:19:28 AM
as Gordon seeks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 11:19:46 AM
to blame someone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:20:52 AM
who can help
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:21:17 AM
him find his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:21:43 AM
arse with both
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:22:06 AM
hands as he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:25:13 AM
flees the country
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:51:44 AM
fleeces the country
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:52:54 AM
and then goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:57:16 AM
up in smoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:57:56 AM
along with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 11:58:40 AM
rest of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 11:59:16 AM
economy which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 12:00:00 PM
clearly doesn't understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:02:17 PM
or even care
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:02:52 PM
about, but has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
decided to punish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:03:24 PM
those who contribute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:03:41 PM
and reward parasites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 12:03:54 PM
to buy votes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 01:18:59 PM
for the next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 01:35:02 PM
pointless election thst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 02:22:41 PM
we were bound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 24, 2008, 02:24:40 PM
hand and foot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 02:26:53 PM
and forced to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 02:30:24 PM
eat our own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 02:35:50 PM
feet for sustenance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 02:38:00 PM
instead of cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 02:39:12 PM
or iced gems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 02:41:46 PM
that nobody likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 02:42:31 PM
to admit enjoying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 02:58:42 PM
because it's embarrassing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
to have Mandelson
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 03:04:54 PM
dance for you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 03:05:52 PM
on your pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 03:07:45 PM
while wearing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 03:10:08 PM
gaudy, yet exquisite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 24, 2008, 03:15:57 PM
mankini with sequined
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 03:17:50 PM
codpiece made from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 04:03:13 PM
real cod, smelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 04:06:49 PM
rather disgusting because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 05:03:58 PM
exceeding the quota
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 05:05:06 PM
of smeg caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 05:08:41 PM
by Ikea marketing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 24, 2008, 05:55:26 PM
with IKEA meatballs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 24, 2008, 06:33:44 PM
and IKEA commonplace
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 24, 2008, 06:46:30 PM
tat, which Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 06:03:48 AM
thrived on although
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on November 25, 2008, 06:11:27 AM
with lower VAT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 06:47:37 AM
but higher NI
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2008, 08:29:25 AM
Darling is soon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 08:30:23 AM
to see the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 08:39:41 AM
the dole queue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 08:42:03 AM
or the queue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2008, 08:42:59 AM
of tat buyers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 08:46:45 AM
at the oxfam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 25, 2008, 08:49:24 AM
where good tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 08:52:33 AM
could disguise his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2008, 09:30:05 AM
his lack of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 09:41:21 AM
complete lack of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 09:59:27 AM
understanding or logic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:01:18 AM
of anything to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 10:01:58 AM
do with ladders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 10:06:41 AM
or the economy  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 12:09:37 PM
which he thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:14:00 PM
will all get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM
better despite his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 12:18:35 PM
utter utter incompetence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:25:41 PM
I repeat, utter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 12:27:00 PM
and complete incompetence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 25, 2008, 12:28:36 PM
. Total incompetence in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 12:55:34 PM
or laminate flooring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 25, 2008, 01:31:27 PM
he broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 01:36:51 PM
when he fell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2008, 01:40:01 PM
on the laminate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 01:41:40 PM
which the floor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 03:23:44 PM
was covered by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 03:28:06 PM
unlike the table
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 25, 2008, 04:02:20 PM
which was not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2008, 04:48:27 PM
designed for landing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 04:49:19 PM
or laminating, hence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2008, 04:52:24 PM
its untimely demise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 25, 2008, 04:53:53 PM
when impacted by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2008, 04:58:18 PM
a flying goatherd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 25, 2008, 05:24:34 PM
Lay-ee-odl lay-ee-odl lay-hee-hoo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 25, 2008, 05:35:56 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 05:42:15 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on November 26, 2008, 06:36:42 AM
sang Julie Andrews
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 07:11:56 AM
prancing across the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 09:25:10 AM
top of BM's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2008, 09:29:37 AM
6' plasma TV
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 09:29:57 AM
and five seater
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 09:30:59 AM
Kampa Khazi which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 10:31:50 AM
has no off-road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 26, 2008, 10:47:20 AM
suspension or stabilisers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 10:48:39 AM
so ended up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 10:49:28 AM
up ended like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 10:52:05 AM
in the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 10:52:53 AM
where the goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 10:53:32 AM
bathed and frolicked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 10:55:11 AM
despite the presence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 10:56:48 AM
of the vehicle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 10:58:10 AM
and its toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 10:59:20 AM
upside down in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:01:03 AM
and leaking effluent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 11:01:24 AM
he broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 11:02:31 AM
but he's depressed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:03:33 AM
yes I am
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 11:04:12 AM
so our sympathy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
to Judge Mort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 11:07:20 AM
could be expected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:14:13 AM
but not given
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:14:26 AM
because we are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:14:55 AM
miserable gits anyway.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:16:44 AM
Three posts together
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:17:12 AM
happens a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:18:15 AM
but shouldn't because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:18:34 AM
you said so?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:20:05 AM
no because it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:20:29 AM
makes a mockery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:20:44 AM
of the game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 11:21:07 AM
which is serious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:22:38 AM
oh very serious ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:25:12 AM
you broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:25:46 AM
YES!  eveilgrin:  tunble:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 11:28:15 AM
Well feck off!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 11:28:55 AM
commanded the judge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 11:32:17 AM
Bollox said Admin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 11:32:51 AM
Nurse the screens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 12:04:54 PM
will not hide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 12:45:29 PM
the sheer inanity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 12:57:04 PM
of the grumpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 01:46:32 PM
yet somehow loveable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 01:50:11 PM
Bar Wench who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 26, 2008, 01:52:08 PM
remains strangely absent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 01:52:49 PM
for obvious reasons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 01:53:47 PM
Since IKEA is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 01:54:49 PM
open for lunch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 01:55:34 PM
as is Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 02:49:00 PM
as a rule
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 02:51:30 PM
when Mr Wench (the poorman, can I say that without breaking it, like?)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 02:55:48 PM
no you can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 02:57:04 PM
said Wenchy  cussing:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:11:32 PM
with a flourish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 03:27:37 PM
of her cape
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:33:44 PM
Canaveral tee shirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2008, 03:47:40 PM
nicely moistened and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 03:49:20 PM
tightly stretched over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 26, 2008, 03:50:30 PM
BM's baldy head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 05:27:23 PM
before waterboarding him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 26, 2008, 05:44:29 PM
With her (Oh I can't be arsed)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 06:20:12 PM
doesn't surprise me
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 06:22:11 PM
nor me, neither
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 06:26:11 PM
even making allowance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 06:29:01 PM
for the unusual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 06:30:45 PM
way his brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 06:34:12 PM
is wired to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
the planet Uranus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 26, 2008, 07:46:23 PM
by way of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 26, 2008, 07:52:02 PM
avoiding the obvious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 09:29:19 AM
which you did
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 09:35:08 AM
and surprised you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 10:32:17 AM
quite so. Shocked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 10:42:38 AM
to the core
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 10:56:30 AM
which was iron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 11:07:14 AM
-on like one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 11:09:41 AM
of BMs wigs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 11:35:07 AM
. Oh the irony
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 11:37:52 AM
the magnetic personality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 11:38:34 AM
the bionic legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 11:44:23 AM
LL wraps around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
the shining pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 04:23:33 PM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 04:32:01 PM
Pole dancing pole  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 27, 2008, 04:34:35 PM
that is broken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 04:34:52 PM
but some filler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 04:36:55 PM
and a ladder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 27, 2008, 04:38:00 PM
and a paintpod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 04:38:19 PM
job done then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 27, 2008, 04:39:17 PM
apart from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 04:42:53 PM
'ole in't floor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 04:48:09 PM
what ole in't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 04:52:29 PM
t'ole full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 04:54:32 PM
filler like what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 04:55:45 PM
see other thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2008, 05:02:47 PM
-bare ideas that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 05:03:36 PM
Nick invents daily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 05:04:38 PM
Mail readers' nightmares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 27, 2008, 05:06:22 PM
or strange dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 27, 2008, 05:06:50 PM
and bizarre fantasies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 05:07:59 PM
involving Battenberg Locomotives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 27, 2008, 05:08:24 PM
which in AINSDALE
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 27, 2008, 05:11:03 PM
'ardly ever 'appen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 27, 2008, 05:14:33 PM
outside 'is 'ead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 12:21:14 PM
so to speak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 12:23:55 PM
as it were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:30:50 PM
. Today started off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:31:26 PM
rather badly and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:33:07 PM
looks as if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:33:29 PM
it's going downhill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:35:59 PM
faster than a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:37:08 PM
speeding bullet and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:39:27 PM
will end in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:40:34 PM
a big crash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
, upsetting all plans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 12:43:00 PM
Also poets day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:43:12 PM
he broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 12:53:51 PM
No I didn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:56:19 PM
Also poets day

which was not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 12:56:47 PM
making any sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 12:57:47 PM
until Nick learnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 12:58:56 PM
to play by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 01:03:38 PM
rules that everybody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 01:08:46 PM
in the world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 01:09:59 PM
understood apart from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:28:21 PM
the cerebrally challenged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 01:30:14 PM
a group that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 01:31:42 PM
meets frequently at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 02:25:15 PM
"The Wayward Goat"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:25:42 PM
a nicer pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:26:18 PM
by far than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:27:02 PM
some pubs I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on November 28, 2008, 02:29:31 PM
have been in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:38:56 PM
such as the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:39:22 PM
Dead Donkey Norks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 02:41:19 PM
 eeek: lol: eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 02:42:14 PM
wherein disreputable Nicks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:42:56 PM
run excellent games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 02:43:42 PM
which some regulars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:45:12 PM
consider badly constructed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 02:45:41 PM
but not as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 02:49:55 PM
some have said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 03:06:21 PM
"Utter, utter, utter... "
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 03:07:02 PM
jolly good inclusive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
yet completely crap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 03:08:58 PM
piles of lamps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 03:09:59 PM
which are perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 03:21:51 PM
breeding grounds for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 03:33:19 PM
Nick's mental schemes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 03:34:40 PM
and sundry bacteria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 03:39:50 PM
that inhabit the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 03:44:07 PM
large empty orifices
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2008, 04:10:48 PM
at the sides
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:15:31 PM
of Nick's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:23:04 PM
where the wires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 04:24:15 PM
entwine like spaghetti
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:26:09 PM
like the interwebs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:27:43 PM
in his mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:28:09 PM
and go pop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:28:58 PM
like the weasel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:29:22 PM
and fizz like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:31:17 PM
a fizzy thing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:32:13 PM
that fizzes like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 04:33:45 PM
a shaken alcopop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:34:48 PM
shaken, not stirred
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:35:25 PM
but with sugar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:40:01 PM
and e-numbers to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 28, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
compensate for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:42:12 PM
lack of solid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on November 28, 2008, 04:48:25 PM
taste and bubbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:49:42 PM
in his brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 04:50:39 PM
which is smaller
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:51:56 PM
than the crayon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 04:53:17 PM
which he pokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2008, 04:53:40 PM
up his nose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on November 28, 2008, 04:57:00 PM
relieving the pressure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 28, 2008, 05:01:55 PM
of Growlers fist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
on dying threads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:02:43 PM
I forgot it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 03:03:48 PM
when I hit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2008, 03:04:06 PM
my head on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 03:05:16 PM
the nonslip mat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 03:06:11 PM
and my shins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:08:58 PM
. My poor shins  sad24:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 03:12:27 PM
poor, poor shins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:13:43 PM
poor, poor, poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2008, 03:14:37 PM
poor skinless shins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:15:04 PM
and my knee  sad24:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 03:16:36 PM
and your laminate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:20:35 PM
flooring which looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2008, 03:22:56 PM
truly gubbed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 03:24:41 PM
the impact from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:24:49 PM
no it doesn't!  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 03:27:40 PM
You broke it!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 01, 2008, 03:29:41 PM
You broke it!
I didn't break it, the ladder fell on it like!  cussing:

OIC  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 03:55:48 PM
the impact from

Barman's bonce slamming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 04:17:25 PM
into the filler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 06:17:28 PM
for LLs stocking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 01, 2008, 06:19:00 PM
which he's banned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 06:31:47 PM
unless she wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 06:37:19 PM
fishnets and suspenders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2008, 07:55:09 PM
he'd fall off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2008, 07:55:50 PM
the ladder anyway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 01, 2008, 07:56:40 PM
Ladders, stockings ~ gerrit?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on December 01, 2008, 08:38:04 PM
he broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 01, 2008, 10:54:02 PM
what, the ladder?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on December 01, 2008, 11:03:39 PM
no, the laminate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2008, 09:20:36 AM
could be worse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 02, 2008, 11:27:29 AM
Lamb he ate?  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2008, 12:31:38 PM
lamb and table
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 02, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
mutton and cauliflower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 02, 2008, 12:54:23 PM
lamb and table
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 02, 2008, 07:23:27 PM
I thang yoo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 10:28:57 AM
. Yew are welcome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 11:57:22 AM
you're too kind  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 12:09:58 PM
said Darwin realising
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2008, 12:42:06 PM
he was underpricing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 01:08:42 PM
his turnips and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 03, 2008, 01:20:47 PM
missing profitable opportunities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 01:23:21 PM
with Christmas Trees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 01:29:28 PM
and turkeys which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 01:30:11 PM
are seasonal fare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
and not VATable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 01:31:25 PM
if left uncooked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 03, 2008, 01:31:53 PM
but attract VAT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 03, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
then you're stuffed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2008, 02:12:23 PM
preferably with figs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2008, 02:36:35 PM
or Talisker stuffing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on December 17, 2008, 06:48:13 AM
. This forgotten thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:51:44 AM
had not gone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 08:11:05 AM
away, just hibernated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 08:28:59 AM
cos it is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 08:40:14 AM
too fecking cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 08:41:11 AM
to go out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 08:47:58 AM
weatherman promises improvement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 08:50:06 AM
with fingers crossed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 08:52:02 AM
but little hope
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 08:52:43 AM
colder than Wales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 08:53:51 AM
on a cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 08:54:15 AM
cold cold cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 08:55:28 AM
dark cold freezing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 08:57:04 AM
wet miserable wales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 08:57:56 AM
so wet that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:00:24 AM
it was drowning  rubschin:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 09:00:41 AM
in its wetness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:01:41 AM
along with various
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 09:02:11 AM
damp or soggy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:02:46 AM
MILsFH who stumbled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 09:03:20 AM
headfirst into bogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 09:03:47 AM
under the weight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 09:05:09 AM
of Wench's gifts  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 09:06:05 AM
plus gentle push
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 12:23:23 PM
from the DILFH
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
an unknown anagram
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 12:30:43 PM
but easily deciphered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 12:35:23 PM
for some not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 12:36:29 PM
Daughter in Law
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 12:37:20 PM
who is lovely!  cussing:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 12:44:14 PM
'Course she is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 12:50:35 PM
in each and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
possible way but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 01:06:37 PM
no buts because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 01:55:05 PM
well perhaps one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 02:06:51 PM
that's spelled 'butt'
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:08:01 PM
said Darwin as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:19:40 PM
so ably stated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:35:01 PM
previously in this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:37:48 PM
never ending story
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:39:00 PM
of ridiculous shite!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:39:13 PM
never, never, never  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:40:12 PM
hesitation, repetition or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 02:42:26 PM
deviation such as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:42:53 PM
butts or knobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:43:27 PM
Wenchy I'm shocked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:43:56 PM
Snoopy I'm surprised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:44:35 PM
Wenchy's hates welsh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:44:56 PM
idiot who can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:45:19 PM
organise anything ever!!!!!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:45:57 PM
Oh dear he's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:46:48 PM
been found out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:47:14 PM
not Mr Wench  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:47:52 PM
who is just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:48:35 PM
always wrong regardless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:49:06 PM
of total incompetence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 02:49:30 PM
despite being Welsh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:50:02 PM
he's quite nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:50:28 PM
but incompetent tho
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:51:56 PM
all men are  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:53:37 PM
not all men  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 02:56:01 PM
especially cypriot expats!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 02:57:53 PM
Well bugger me
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 03:05:32 PM
no thank you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 03:33:36 PM
I'd rather not!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 03:35:44 PM
not while there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 03:55:58 PM
are people watching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
and good clean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 03:57:38 PM
fun to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 03:58:56 PM
had with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 04:02:59 PM
bag of balloons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 17, 2008, 04:04:43 PM
and helium gas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
which makes you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 04:08:45 PM
explode when the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 04:36:20 PM
Gasman comes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 04:50:01 PM
read the meter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 05:11:15 PM
On Monday morning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 05:21:40 PM
nice an' early
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 05:23:14 PM
during Christmas week!  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 05:28:50 PM
Bah Humbug Etc.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 05:40:39 PM
snow sleet ice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 05:54:02 PM
probably another injury
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:01:42 PM
and bad feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 06:06:20 PM
inadequate foot wear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:08:01 PM
Dr. Martin squeezers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:10:28 PM
, an Acne remedy,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:11:34 PM
which makes mirrors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
unuseable for cocaine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 06:15:58 PM
voice of experience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:17:08 PM
smeared with vaseline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:18:24 PM
can sing Tosca
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 06:18:59 PM
in his bath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:19:38 PM
out of order?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2008, 06:20:33 PM
buy another one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 06:21:34 PM
off the net
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:22:02 PM
for a guinea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 17, 2008, 06:22:53 PM
that costs £2
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:25:32 PM
less than chips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:26:44 PM
and serves eight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:27:57 PM
people right for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 17, 2008, 06:28:43 PM
even thinking about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2008, 06:49:57 PM
eating furry pigs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 07:51:55 AM
which most agree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 08:43:40 AM
make lovely pets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 08:56:52 AM
and good curries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 08:57:50 AM
and saussage shaped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2008, 10:21:39 AM
tasty Christmas nibbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 10:22:57 AM
if you don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 10:46:54 AM
have any choice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 11:50:00 AM
and like shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 04:30:25 PM
come in here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2008, 04:55:42 PM
and sample the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 06:52:08 PM
wonderful company and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 07:04:49 PM
then wake up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 07:07:14 PM
smell the coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 07:09:52 PM
-soaked carpet and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 18, 2008, 07:13:57 PM
realise that vomit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 07:46:42 PM
always contains carrot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 07:47:35 PM
and is generally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 08:34:26 PM
eaten by dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 08:45:41 PM
but not snoopy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 18, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
. who would rather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 18, 2008, 09:53:21 PM
lick beer from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 18, 2008, 11:11:00 PM
a womans navel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2008, 03:32:39 AM
or an ashtray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on December 19, 2008, 06:20:15 AM
0332hr's Bar Wench  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 08:13:36 AM
Anyhooo this ashtray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 10:02:41 AM
and Wenchies 'insomnia'  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 10:03:44 AM
can't be linked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 10:07:12 AM
by a dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 10:07:51 AM
not licked sorry   redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 10:08:28 AM
by a frog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 10:10:44 AM
far out man  bom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 19, 2008, 10:45:12 AM
insomnia really sucks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 19, 2008, 10:46:27 AM
especially at night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 11:20:38 AM
better when driving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 02:33:55 PM
Mr. Wench mad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 03:22:05 PM
cow disease fears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 03:23:12 PM
lead to depression
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 03:56:03 PM
insomnia and blisters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 03:56:57 PM
can easily form
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 03:58:05 PM
if you sit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 04:04:44 PM
too close to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 04:21:44 PM
Nick's Xmas cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 05:22:52 PM
or other flammable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 05:25:22 PM
and edible combustible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 05:28:06 PM
or risible comestible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 05:29:05 PM
or cheesy comestible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:05:31 PM
Christmas and Seasonal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:12:54 PM
riotous and treasonable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 19, 2008, 06:21:36 PM
Christmas and Seasonal,
Riotous and Treasonable,

Long to reign.... (familiar anthem?)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2008, 06:25:14 PM
down the drain...?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 19, 2008, 07:19:13 PM
in Spain mainly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 19, 2008, 07:25:39 PM
on the plain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2008, 07:27:26 AM
. Well it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2008, 09:24:49 AM
like this see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2008, 09:30:19 AM
Nick started something
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tinkerbell on December 20, 2008, 01:19:47 PM
he can't finish!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 20, 2008, 02:23:01 PM
Then the chocolate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2008, 05:39:19 PM
joined the Branston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2008, 08:45:49 PM
at Virgin media
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 10:08:14 AM
to fly planes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 23, 2008, 10:21:52 AM
and clean hospitals  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2008, 10:47:17 AM
at poor standards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2008, 10:47:29 AM
in both cases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 01:15:36 PM
plus the trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2008, 01:16:19 PM
which are shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 04:31:57 PM
more shite than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 23, 2008, 07:11:57 PM
the shitiest shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2008, 09:56:30 PM
even shitier than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2008, 04:29:01 PM
the Ainsdale shoppe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2008, 05:08:07 PM
On t'northern line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2008, 05:14:16 PM
where cake, trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 24, 2008, 05:15:24 PM
trifles and buns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 24, 2008, 05:49:53 PM
sprouts 'n' stuffing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
all contribute to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 24, 2008, 11:08:57 PM
an explosive Christmas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2008, 11:11:17 PM
ho ho ho
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2008, 11:14:24 PM
Merry Christmas everybody!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2008, 11:35:46 PM
said Silver Fox
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 07:50:48 AM
on Christams Day!  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 25, 2008, 01:35:49 PM
Whatever that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 02:06:04 PM
It's like Christmas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 25, 2008, 04:05:01 PM
only much heavier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 04:06:59 PM
with Brussels sprouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 25, 2008, 04:27:30 PM
and global warming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 05:18:27 PM
which is shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 25, 2008, 07:04:39 PM
unlike sausage meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 25, 2008, 07:05:39 PM
which is also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on December 25, 2008, 07:19:38 PM
bloody delicious thanks!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 26, 2008, 12:12:22 AM
when stuffed inside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2008, 03:54:33 AM
a nice bird
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2008, 08:32:17 AM
as the bishop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on December 26, 2008, 08:59:25 AM
took the queen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2008, 09:07:30 AM
up the back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 26, 2008, 10:34:20 AM
specialist for manipulation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 26, 2008, 10:37:24 AM
with acupuncture for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 27, 2008, 02:20:39 PM
everything but piles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2008, 08:30:50 AM
and tiny holes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 28, 2008, 10:47:24 PM
which fill up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2008, 11:14:23 PM
with blood and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 29, 2008, 05:12:56 PM
make leeches famous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2008, 09:53:03 PM
if not infamous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2008, 08:52:16 AM
but well known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 08:52:59 AM
to leech addicts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2008, 08:57:56 AM
who's hobby entails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 09:09:06 AM
sniffing leeches up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 30, 2008, 09:26:06 AM
after they've sucked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2008, 09:29:47 AM
a vacuum cleaner's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 01:05:43 AM
surprisingly tasty, yet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on December 31, 2008, 07:46:27 AM
noisy and vibratory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 03:08:30 PM
and frequently dusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 03:16:58 PM
but still able
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 03:27:44 PM
to suck like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on December 31, 2008, 03:31:49 PM
a high class
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 03:32:15 PM
anteater on speed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 03:36:57 PM
or camel with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on December 31, 2008, 03:37:42 PM
a strong thirst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 31, 2008, 03:40:54 PM
and a boot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2009, 05:44:56 PM
in the plums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2009, 05:47:44 PM
that sounds painful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2009, 06:09:29 PM
for the plums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
but the camel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 14, 2009, 07:53:19 PM
ran faster than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 14, 2009, 08:07:47 PM
Neil Diamonds nose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 07:41:11 AM
chasing a line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 09:15:03 AM
of chorus girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 09:17:01 AM
wearing nothing but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 10:45:21 AM
some white powder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 11:02:41 AM
or Brazilian dandruff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 11:03:30 AM
which Lord Salsa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 11:04:31 AM
dipped his tortilla
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 11:06:26 AM
into hoping it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 11:10:37 AM
would add spice (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clipartof.com%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fxsmall2%2F1994_snorting_cocaine.gif&hash=7a9f701d73246f570d74952cdf53c3bd) (http://www.clipartof.com)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 11:24:45 AM
to his Rhumba
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 11:50:51 AM
while his castanets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 12:13:09 PM
dangle, loosely swinging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 02:09:05 PM
like Ulrikas norks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 02:17:35 PM
in the sultry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 02:19:05 PM
drip tray of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 02:20:57 PM
a Wirral Harem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 02:23:55 PM
, like Procol Harem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 02:25:17 PM
only much paler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 15, 2009, 02:29:11 PM
and less melodious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 02:29:34 PM
more like the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 02:30:37 PM
Eunuch voice choir
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 02:31:43 PM
that Paul Mcartney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
made from frogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 02:32:48 PM
and vegetarian saussages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 02:33:30 PM
which eunuchs use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 02:33:58 PM
in place of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on January 15, 2009, 02:34:48 PM
real sausages  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 02:39:17 PM
real sausages  eyes:
. Filthy girl Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 05:02:21 PM
makes own Eunuchs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 06:40:26 PM
shudder with embarrassment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 15, 2009, 06:55:18 PM
at the impending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2009, 07:53:30 PM
arrival of her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 08:28:58 PM
estranged ex husband
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 15, 2009, 08:30:46 PM
who was mysteriously
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2009, 08:31:56 PM
abducted by Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 15, 2009, 08:36:32 PM
who showed him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2009, 08:51:31 PM
his cake remains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 08:40:59 AM
and cake trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2009, 10:09:56 AM
and where to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 10:19:12 AM
stick his slate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 10:27:49 AM
remains which disintegrate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 16, 2009, 11:52:40 AM
when car tyres
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 12:11:12 PM
touch them so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 01:03:54 PM
wait for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 01:51:11 PM
cries of anguish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 02:24:11 PM
when the dustcart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 16, 2009, 02:41:58 PM
slips and slides
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2009, 03:09:02 PM
into LL's lingerie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 03:10:02 PM
which matched his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2009, 03:12:45 PM
tiny black toupee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 03:24:32 PM
and red eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 04:22:38 PM
and also had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 05:54:38 PM
a very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 16, 2009, 06:28:27 PM
scar, where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on January 16, 2009, 06:39:34 PM
shins had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 06:50:23 PM
shins you say?  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 07:48:45 PM
said nonslip man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 08:00:51 PM
clutching his bruised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2009, 08:02:15 PM
hip and ego
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 08:03:20 PM
which had grown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2009, 08:04:06 PM
beyond all measure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 08:04:46 PM
in  LL's eyes  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2009, 08:06:39 PM
before Specsavers corrected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 08:07:00 PM
the prices on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2009, 08:08:34 PM
her triple strength
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2009, 08:09:08 PM
milk bottle glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2009, 11:01:37 PM
which she rarely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 16, 2009, 11:02:24 PM
dared put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 07:04:16 AM
for fear of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2009, 10:36:36 AM
seeing her husband
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2009, 11:01:08 AM
with an enlarged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2009, 11:16:24 AM
yet still miniscule
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 17, 2009, 06:31:40 PM
scar, where the




Yes, I know, that's what I put last time.... So?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2009, 06:32:13 PM
vet's scalpel had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2009, 06:49:01 PM
removed two vast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2009, 09:37:40 PM
mammaries which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2009, 06:12:25 AM
kept in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 18, 2009, 09:31:34 AM
secret scrap book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2009, 01:00:39 PM
full of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
former hair and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2009, 01:53:01 PM
makeup artist, who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2009, 03:56:26 PM
was overworked at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2009, 04:24:06 PM
cleaning the brushes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2009, 04:31:16 PM
and the rollers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 18, 2009, 06:46:49 PM
, heated tongs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2009, 06:52:02 PM
sharp instruments for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 18, 2009, 07:24:44 PM
removal of fluff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 18, 2009, 07:31:54 PM
, botox scars and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 18, 2009, 08:57:39 PM
failed tranplant follicles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 06:32:25 AM
also transplant follicles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2009, 11:30:08 AM
and old tattoos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 11:54:43 AM
and shin scars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 19, 2009, 11:55:28 AM
not healed yet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 19, 2009, 12:11:58 PM
nor likely to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 19, 2009, 12:29:07 PM
morph into a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 19, 2009, 12:30:52 PM
gay TV artist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sour Puss on January 20, 2009, 03:59:48 PM
who then dies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 04:01:22 PM
and completes ANCDB!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on January 20, 2009, 04:04:27 PM
Meanwhile, the inauguration
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 04:04:50 PM
of Nick began
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sour Puss on January 20, 2009, 04:07:04 PM
his speech was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
slurred and meaningless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sour Puss on January 20, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
comparing him unfavourably
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 04:25:37 PM
with a snail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sour Puss on January 20, 2009, 04:30:36 PM
who sent mail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 04:44:57 PM
via snail mail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 06:18:17 PM
and female snail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 06:38:25 PM
with a trail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 07:32:50 PM
and a veil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 07:33:19 PM
looking rather pale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 07:33:40 PM
from drinking ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 07:34:56 PM
with Alexi Sale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 07:36:17 PM
in pouring hail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 07:37:01 PM
while feeling frail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 07:37:50 PM
filing her nail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 07:39:03 PM
for reading braille
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 07:39:42 PM
snail with nail?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 07:40:53 PM
typo in braille
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 07:41:53 PM
with a wail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 07:43:48 PM
. Eat salt snail  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 07:54:28 PM
head in pail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 07:55:25 PM
snail is dead  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on January 20, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
a funeral follows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 07:56:41 PM
many, many sorrows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 08:09:38 PM
slugged to death
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:10:04 PM
by a slug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on January 20, 2009, 08:34:45 PM
obvious really innit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 20, 2009, 08:38:56 PM
you'd think so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 20, 2009, 10:53:48 PM
in a nutshell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2009, 05:54:40 AM
or a snailshell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:42:59 PM
Anywho, what happenned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 12:44:20 PM
The butler did it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 12:44:44 PM
Nick broke it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 12:45:48 PM
what a plonker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on February 26, 2009, 12:47:11 PM
using four werds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:49:05 PM
guts stick bad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:49:39 PM
and squeeze are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:50:08 PM
words that will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:50:40 PM
become extinct according

Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:51:04 PM
to some people

Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:51:25 PM
with too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:51:59 PM
time on their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
Hands. Idle feckers.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TG on February 26, 2009, 12:53:32 PM
See here. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7911645.stm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 05:29:56 PM
not for me noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 06:41:52 PM
my middle name
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on February 26, 2009, 07:32:02 PM
is strangely apposite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 07:36:51 PM
it is Dick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 07:38:09 PM
it is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 07:39:02 PM
it should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 26, 2009, 07:42:00 PM
and yours is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 26, 2009, 07:56:09 PM
something quite different
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2009, 08:12:16 PM
from dick or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 10:53:06 AM
Willy or John
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 11:31:00 AM
but should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:06:59 PM
something more like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 01:29:01 PM
Richard or perhaps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
Quentin or Archibald
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:33:44 PM
The Boy has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:37:48 PM
joined a circus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
regrettably not yet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 01:41:00 PM
run away from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:41:55 PM
the mad house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
to which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 01:43:50 PM
holds the keys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:44:22 PM
of the harmonium
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:44:43 PM
which he pumps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 01:45:05 PM
and the medicine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:46:22 PM
which he pimps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 01:47:32 PM
to the inmates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:48:02 PM
fish fingers tonight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 01:49:11 PM
said the orderly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 01:50:01 PM
in Villa Baldy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 01:55:42 PM
which makes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 02:23:19 PM
change from chips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 02:27:44 PM
and ripped bikinis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 02:32:36 PM
although curiously it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 02:37:58 PM
did not change
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 02:48:47 PM
before diving in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 02:55:36 PM
the goat pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 02:57:03 PM
it emerged that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 02:57:48 PM
Miss d's bikini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:21:45 PM
was transparent when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 03:24:14 PM
but only when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:27:38 PM
Barman added a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:29:09 PM
load of bleach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:29:43 PM
and home brew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:30:39 PM
which then dissolved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 03:36:38 PM
her little, tiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 03:58:32 PM
polka dot bikini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 03:59:06 PM
that she wore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 04:00:03 PM
on the 'plane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 04:00:23 PM
but not later
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:25:37 PM
than sunset, because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 27, 2009, 04:28:09 PM
It got chilly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on February 27, 2009, 04:33:11 PM
and her nipples
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:34:46 PM
were not greased
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 04:36:55 PM
however they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 04:51:03 PM
not too rusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 27, 2009, 05:26:20 PM
but had they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2009, 05:55:43 PM
been allowed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2009, 06:18:36 PM
come in contact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 27, 2009, 07:32:16 PM
with more material












 evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on February 27, 2009, 09:33:53 PM
they would have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 08:39:09 AM
displayed a very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:09:02 AM
strange and little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 09:27:05 AM
known personality disorder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:30:15 AM
which left her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
twitching with rage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 09:47:09 AM
In fact not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:48:34 AM
calm or cool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 09:49:43 AM
and not the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 09:57:10 AM
axe wielding homicidal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 09:59:16 AM
that was thought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 10:07:17 AM
she was indeed
















(hint   - angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 10:12:30 AM
a very likable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 10:14:23 AM
axe wielding homicidal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 10:17:29 AM
who lived close
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 10:19:32 AM
to the edge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 10:22:25 AM
so close to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 10:30:17 AM
the edge that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 10:33:00 AM
she moved away
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 10:33:51 AM
taking with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 10:37:32 AM
a large clown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 10:38:40 AM
a dentist dressed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2009, 10:39:36 AM
like a clown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 10:40:37 AM
to chop them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 10:41:52 AM
big feet, red
















BM I rather suspect that we may well be curtailing our time on this earth if we persue this......... scared2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 01:13:23 PM
nose and ugly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on February 28, 2009, 01:14:26 PM
sounds like Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 28, 2009, 01:21:09 PM
nose and ugly

three piece suite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on February 28, 2009, 07:30:22 PM
adorned with cushions


 angel1


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 07:38:26 PM
although paint splattered










 









Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on February 28, 2009, 07:55:57 PM
from poor workmanship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 28, 2009, 08:09:43 PM
and flea infested
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on March 01, 2009, 07:06:46 AM
goats slowly sinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 08:05:07 AM
into LL's stew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 01, 2009, 08:33:06 AM
snorkels and fins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 08:53:57 AM
lay abandoned by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 09:05:29 AM
the poolside as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:21:19 AM
Miss D bravely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 09:27:06 AM
escaped from basement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 01, 2009, 09:38:40 AM
only to discover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 10:12:44 AM
an unpainted sub-basement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 10:21:33 AM
full of clowns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 10:32:07 AM
alive no more










 evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:

 scared2:


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 10:35:27 AM
the living dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2009, 12:39:30 PM
as New Labour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 01:08:33 PM
will soon be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2009, 01:14:43 PM
in a bunker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
surrounded by remnants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 01, 2009, 04:46:56 PM
six paint pots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 05:23:26 PM
first aid kits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 01, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
various discarded appendages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 06:45:46 PM
not forgetting clowns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 06:49:13 PM
and dismembered barmen









 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 06:50:55 PM
and Ronald McDonald
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 01, 2009, 07:00:23 PM
, whose make-up was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 07:02:31 PM
smeared with ketchup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 01, 2009, 07:04:23 PM
, mustard and mayonnaise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 07:11:11 PM
in a bap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 07:14:03 PM
shaped like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 01, 2009, 07:25:40 PM
zeppelin and almost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 07:34:56 PM
a clown's shoe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 07:37:59 PM
I give up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 01, 2009, 07:40:04 PM
. No one escapes          spider:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 07:41:59 PM
the killer clowns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 01, 2009, 07:42:46 PM
or the 3
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 07:43:21 PM
Nick's of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 07:44:55 PM
Virtual Pub Apocalypse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2009, 07:46:12 PM
on curry night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 07:56:55 PM
featuring some complimentary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2009, 08:00:11 PM
drinks all round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2009, 08:16:07 PM
and curried knights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 08:31:28 PM
jousting with lethal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2009, 09:02:25 PM
. No free drinks  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 01, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
makes no sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2009, 09:05:10 PM
except to Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 01, 2009, 09:10:38 PM
in fluent gibberish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 07:41:29 AM
nothing makes sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 08:08:41 AM
, however talk money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 08:15:50 AM
and all becomes...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 08:34:57 AM
Scrooge like and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 08:36:54 AM
quite frightening really  scared2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 08:38:17 AM
however, girding her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 08:38:48 AM
polka dot bikini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 08:40:44 AM
, her itsy bitsy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 08:41:25 AM
polka dot bikini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 08:42:52 AM
that she wore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 08:54:26 AM
on her head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
inside her burka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 08:56:58 AM
which was rucked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 11:30:54 AM
and upside down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 11:39:26 AM
and inside out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 11:42:14 AM
but still opaque
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 11:43:27 AM
so she thought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
it would be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 12:22:09 PM
but for one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 12:23:58 PM
small but very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 12:42:02 PM
heavily made up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 12:44:57 PM
clown with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 12:47:25 PM
large hose and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 12:47:56 PM
big clown shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 12:49:01 PM
an exploding car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 01:12:32 PM
and large wigs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
not forgetting their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 01:21:38 PM
evil ferking barstewards









 evil: evil: evil: evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 01:45:34 PM
she whispered softly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 01:46:24 PM
into the clown's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
large pink oboe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 01:48:26 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 01:55:03 PM
not BM's oboe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 01:56:06 PM
as that was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 01:57:30 PM
shrivelled and disused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 01:59:16 PM
then hacked off





I will get my revenge -  you horrible lot of clown loving, evil, twisted, sick, warped parasites  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2009, 02:05:21 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:12:49 PM
with an axe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 02:19:07 PM
and serious attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 02:23:21 PM
a blunt blade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 02, 2009, 02:24:04 PM
but deadly aim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 02:25:27 PM
just took longer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 02:26:27 PM
and a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 02:50:24 PM
chopper chops and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 03:12:34 PM
no pink piccolo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 03:23:35 PM
no pink piccolo

piccolo's being quite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 02, 2009, 03:48:05 PM
obscure instruments of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 02, 2009, 03:50:04 PM
unnecessary desire to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 02, 2009, 04:38:32 PM
twitch and fumble
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2009, 10:39:57 PM
but no use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 02, 2009, 11:01:47 PM
to man nor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 09:11:28 AM
beast from Alphacentauri
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2009, 09:44:44 AM
with pink probe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 09:49:21 AM
of massive proportions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2009, 09:50:29 AM
by insect standards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 09:51:57 AM
although this should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2009, 01:13:36 PM
make no difference
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 03:30:50 PM
to the overall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 03:33:37 PM
performance or response
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
unless, of course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 03:43:54 PM
the cherry on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 03:48:25 PM
the tip of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 03:58:13 PM
my tongue which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 04:14:37 PM
was smothered liberally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:15:09 PM
with worming tablets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 04:37:52 PM
 lol: Some double cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:41:43 PM
, curried shepherds pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 04:45:23 PM
three very smelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 04:46:24 PM
Italian cheeses, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 04:47:07 PM
were sock food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 04:48:11 PM
to be avoided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:50:31 PM
yet the hound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 04:51:16 PM
don't blame me
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:55:14 PM
exclaimed the vet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 04:56:05 PM
the laboratory experiment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 04:58:33 PM
should have improved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 04:59:35 PM
levels of testosterone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
his halitosis and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 05:06:07 PM
garden worm population
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 05:09:59 PM
but tragically it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 05:11:53 PM
didn't do any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 05:15:40 PM
of the above.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 05:17:23 PM
infact, quite the opposite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 03, 2009, 05:21:38 PM
She broke it.


(haven't written that for a while.)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 05:23:02 PM
Time for the ubiquitous...

point:


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 05:30:04 PM
surely not, cried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 05:37:37 PM
But oh yes!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 05:48:31 PM
Surely wondered, not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 05:52:44 PM
to worry though
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 05:56:47 PM
afterall fleas are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 06:00:53 PM
few and far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 06:03:19 PM
between the sheets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 06:04:19 PM
unlike bed bugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 06:33:41 PM
which are notoriously
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 06:34:31 PM
rampant between the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 06:51:15 PM
steaming foetid faeces  sick2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 07:00:45 PM
 doh:   Oh thank you    sick2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 07:02:12 PM
couldn't help it...  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 07:09:26 PM
Another big boy?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 07:10:56 PM
Say do what?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 07:11:14 PM
Made him type?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 07:13:10 PM
those bad words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 03, 2009, 07:13:58 PM
I thought so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 07:15:02 PM
. I am weak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 03, 2009, 07:23:45 PM
 shutup: shutup: shutup:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 07:26:39 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
. I am weak

and barely human
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2009, 07:34:45 PM
sized or stature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 03, 2009, 07:37:25 PM
a midgit infact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 03, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
anyhoo the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2009, 09:16:07 PM
bogs were so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 09:23:46 PM
full of cameras  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2009, 09:32:17 PM
that caught Miss...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 03, 2009, 09:35:35 PM
terious goings on ..............................
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2009, 09:48:29 PM
changing the demeanour...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 03, 2009, 10:34:41 PM
not the attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2009, 08:30:10 AM
nor the altitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 08:32:12 AM
nor the platitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 08:36:57 AM
or the patience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2009, 09:19:45 AM
although the patients
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 09:39:10 AM
in the asylum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 09:47:59 AM
posted on here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 04, 2009, 09:51:29 AM
with amazing regularity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2009, 05:17:39 PM
thanks to prunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 05:21:02 PM
and a routine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 06:01:40 PM
electric shock therapy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 04, 2009, 06:14:44 PM
and a midweel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 06:15:14 PM
like a unicycle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2009, 06:28:45 PM
every twenty-eight days
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 04, 2009, 06:29:43 PM
padding was required
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 04, 2009, 06:30:17 PM
preventing saddle sores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 05, 2009, 09:17:29 AM
which was ironic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 11:44:24 AM
considering the vast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 12:08:42 PM
surface area of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:17:17 PM
the merkin which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
LL's goats furnished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 12:25:57 PM
their house with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 05, 2009, 01:16:01 PM
wall to wall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:23:42 PM
wigs, toupees and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 02:32:24 PM
furry black merkins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:36:37 PM
, to say nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 02:37:38 PM
of missing cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:38:46 PM
, sparrows, cacti and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:40:05 PM
tins of spinach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:51:09 PM
which Nick opened


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:51:35 PM
with a breadknife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 02:54:01 PM
severing a major
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 02:56:46 PM
portion of worktop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 02:57:34 PM
covered in rugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 05, 2009, 03:02:12 PM
and curry powder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 03:39:34 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
and angry faces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2009, 03:54:41 PM
and 300Kg bananas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 04:11:25 PM
for BM's amusing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 05, 2009, 04:37:32 PM
but nonetheless serious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 04:58:27 PM
Carmina Banana Surprise  bom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 05, 2009, 05:49:51 PM
a bath bomb
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 05, 2009, 05:57:13 PM
with glitter effect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
and bikini blowing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 05, 2009, 11:01:43 PM
but not sucking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 07:10:41 AM
properties, but then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 08:10:23 AM
who really sucks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 08:25:50 AM
we will never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 10:04:20 AM
want to know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 11:26:42 AM
so whomsoever said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 11:28:22 AM
time stood still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 11:31:15 AM
was completely and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 12:46:56 PM
utterly motionless except
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 12:53:42 PM
for a twinkling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 12:54:11 PM
shiny cranial expanse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 01:11:52 PM
blinding the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 01:12:21 PM
and confusing satellites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 01:15:02 PM
Sputnik notwithstanding, as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 02:13:52 PM
it was hirsute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 02:37:28 PM
not her suit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 03:26:53 PM
or her handbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:27:12 PM
with an axe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 03:27:39 PM
and a breathalyser
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:28:35 PM
which BM melted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 03:28:58 PM
in Nick's microwave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 03:42:13 PM
in a ridiculous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 03:43:21 PM
parody of real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 06, 2009, 03:52:03 PM
life, when suddenly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 04:05:43 PM
a badger unexpectedly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 04:07:02 PM
stopped eating cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 04:08:48 PM
and exploded leaving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 04:09:48 PM
chocolate orange stripes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 04:11:16 PM
making the rug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 06, 2009, 04:12:15 PM
a questionable heirloom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 06, 2009, 04:14:45 PM
, an insurance claim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 06, 2009, 04:16:11 PM
was again begged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 06, 2009, 04:36:08 PM
borrowed or stolen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 06, 2009, 04:40:10 PM
from whoever was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 04:30:55 PM
doing the paperwork
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 04:33:58 PM
which was mountainous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 04:34:22 PM
and largely ignored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 04:49:55 PM
until the red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 07, 2009, 04:53:52 PM
Baron bumped into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 04:55:58 PM
an adjacent bi-plane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
or gay glider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 05:12:44 PM
taxiing innocently along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
the pink apron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 05:26:30 PM
which was worn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 07, 2009, 05:36:19 PM
and somewhat threadbare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2009, 05:45:12 PM
but curiously evocative
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 07, 2009, 05:46:50 PM
if only because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 05:50:29 PM
of the creases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 07, 2009, 05:52:13 PM
 , the faint odour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 05:55:08 PM
of kerosene and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 06:29:33 PM
its similarity to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 07, 2009, 06:32:22 PM
a goat barbecue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 06:33:52 PM
kerosene and chlorine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 07, 2009, 06:35:10 PM
unlikely combination though
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 07, 2009, 06:36:23 PM
a nice smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2009, 07:01:39 PM
, only rivaled by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2009, 10:19:02 AM
the barmaids apron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2009, 02:36:17 PM
not forgetting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 03:16:29 PM
the slops bucket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 08, 2009, 06:32:42 PM
which was conveniently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 07:00:51 PM
at Beagle height
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 08, 2009, 07:02:26 PM
and frequently tipped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 07:04:41 PM
down my throat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 08, 2009, 07:16:41 PM
along with other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 08, 2009, 07:17:17 PM
odds and ends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 07:31:29 AM
including fag ends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 09:21:35 AM
imported from America
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 09:25:40 AM
where beagles are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 09:35:44 AM
highly regarded animals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 09:38:34 AM
known for obedience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 09:39:07 AM
fidelity, faithfullness and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 09:40:48 AM
a tidy basket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 09:42:52 AM
I am an  angel1
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 09:46:05 AM
not a Beagle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 10:31:32 AM
an angelic beagle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 10:36:35 AM
a rare creature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 10:36:58 AM
and now extinct
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
due to overtidying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 12:24:05 PM
and permanent earache
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 01:25:36 PM
from envious posters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 01:26:28 PM
without a tidy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 01:26:43 PM
place to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
however untidy minds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 01:55:16 PM
are the norm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 01:56:01 PM
Dame Edna's Husband?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 01:57:28 PM
was no Beagle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on March 09, 2009, 03:01:25 PM
more sausage dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 03:02:12 PM
, cocktail sausage dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 03:43:13 PM
in cider, naturally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on March 09, 2009, 03:51:21 PM
pinned with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 03:52:00 PM
pineapple and cheese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on March 09, 2009, 03:53:03 PM
hedgehog from Abigail's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 03:55:50 PM
Party, which she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 04:43:30 PM
had lovingly prepared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 04:44:51 PM
garnished with Snoopys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 05:27:54 PM
finest paw prints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 05:36:01 PM
spoiling the design
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 05:37:03 PM
so carefully created
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 05:42:13 PM
to impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 05:42:53 PM
guests and friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 05:54:28 PM
guests, and friends

of the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 05:57:20 PM
Codfather AKA Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 06:00:15 PM
, who drooled over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 06:07:56 PM
his hostess's cleavage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 06:18:25 PM
and bound feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 06:19:18 PM
with scarlet toenails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 06:22:30 PM
Who? The BM  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 06:24:18 PM
Lips are sealed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 09, 2009, 06:26:38 PM
round Ardbeg bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2009, 06:33:58 PM
at safe distance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 08:42:44 PM
from any female
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:44:03 PM
who likes Ardbeg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 08:50:16 PM
but not Aardvark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
or Cilit Bang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 09:05:48 PM
or any other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 09:06:18 PM
spray on cleaner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 09, 2009, 09:06:51 PM
who doesn't like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 09, 2009, 09:08:25 PM
werking overtime, like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 09:08:49 PM
any of us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2009, 09:32:47 PM
non self employed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Except Nick but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2009, 07:13:48 AM
he's always exceptional
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2009, 07:16:26 AM
some say 'special'
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2009, 07:18:29 AM
others say needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2009, 07:25:10 AM
or quite needy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 10, 2009, 08:19:54 AM
he's quite RUGged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 10, 2009, 08:37:48 AM
shagpile or so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2009, 08:41:23 AM
spongy and comfortable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2009, 09:27:41 AM
with underfloor heating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 10, 2009, 11:00:29 AM
, by way of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 10, 2009, 03:50:46 PM
reducing global worming  warming



 lol:
Actually, worming was better!


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2009, 04:11:22 PM
for Miss D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 10, 2009, 09:46:57 PM
, who said "Why...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2009, 10:52:39 PM
am I here?"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 10, 2009, 11:01:36 PM
whilst carefully not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 09:59:44 AM
revealing that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 10:52:42 AM
wasn't actually here    Shrugs:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 11:01:36 AM
because huge turmoil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 04:25:21 PM
on the M25
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 04:30:59 PM
caused by Nick's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 04:34:22 PM
Tesco online order
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 04:46:31 PM
stuck under bridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 04:56:25 PM
spewing sausages all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 06:15:12 PM
over old bangers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2009, 06:53:08 PM
and excited dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:01:20 PM
which scoffed their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2009, 07:09:01 PM
way into Nicks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:09:49 PM
emporium of excesses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:15:01 PM
and left a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 07:24:54 PM
orange tide mark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 07:29:29 PM
6mm long and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 11, 2009, 07:53:01 PM
you knew that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 11, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
Peter Hain had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:03:49 PM
been there like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2009, 08:06:29 PM
a rat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
a drain pipe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 11, 2009, 08:09:51 PM
trouser leg, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2009, 08:11:26 PM
had been festering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:13:51 PM
in the cellar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 08:19:56 PM
along with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:23:03 PM
old Bar Wenches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2009, 08:42:10 PM
big peachy bottom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:43:40 PM
which vaguely resembled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 11, 2009, 08:44:43 PM
the back end
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 08:47:09 PM
process of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 11, 2009, 09:17:53 PM
pantomine horse, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
smelt the glue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 11, 2009, 09:33:34 PM
, fainted, and collapsed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 11, 2009, 09:43:37 PM
then farted, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2009, 08:17:28 AM
spontaneously combusted leaving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 08:32:29 AM
nothing but a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2009, 08:38:47 AM
very, very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 09:07:14 AM
and rather frazzled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2009, 09:26:54 AM
My Little PonyTM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
and smouldering bikini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2009, 10:59:00 AM
said bikini fetishist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 11:28:09 AM
, cakey train visionary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 11:47:05 AM
was legendary throughout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2009, 11:48:16 AM
his tiny mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 11:51:26 AM
which recommended reading
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
to the ignorant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 02:34:06 PM
peasants of Scallypool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 02:41:25 PM
and of London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 02:47:34 PM
he was fulsome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 02:50:29 PM
in cousin's praise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 02:57:55 PM
of his miniscule
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2009, 03:40:58 PM
, well-worn domestic appliance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 03:42:06 PM
with such suction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2009, 03:54:13 PM
eviscerate a small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 04:15:30 PM
cockney with one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 04:29:39 PM
simple vortex action
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2009, 04:31:12 PM
like a Dyson  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 04:32:24 PM
with disembowelling attachment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 12, 2009, 04:43:36 PM
for gadget lovers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 04:48:37 PM
with dodgy kitchens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2009, 04:53:32 PM
with Michelin stars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 04:54:42 PM
and a chipper  point:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 05:45:06 PM
attitude to life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 12, 2009, 05:54:55 PM
, gay and breezy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2009, 06:18:52 PM
after a figfest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2009, 10:47:07 PM
on the run
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 12, 2009, 10:49:52 PM
from Darwin's Dangerous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 13, 2009, 07:35:21 AM
sharp wit and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:01:53 PM
turnip loving ways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:03:20 PM
not forgetting his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:07:49 PM
Swiss army knife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:10:38 PM
or combine harvester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:11:27 PM
and lamb castrater
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:13:50 PM
and lamb castrater

who was munching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
lamb testicles with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:14:57 PM
mustard in cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:16:41 PM
despite this all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:17:07 PM
didn't taste very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:18:26 PM
much like Tequila
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:18:45 PM
or like pasta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
but was gritty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:19:36 PM
with fig seeds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:20:50 PM
and sharp sand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:22:17 PM
where really no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2009, 04:23:08 PM
abrasive materials should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:27:45 PM
ever be allowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 16, 2009, 04:28:35 PM
exfoliating the Barbour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 04:29:43 PM
or even Belstaff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2009, 04:32:41 PM
or even bell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 16, 2009, 04:51:43 PM
Falstaff ,however was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 06:57:56 PM
always jolly and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 16, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
drunk as a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 07:01:59 PM
powerful emetic, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 16, 2009, 09:27:27 PM
gushed out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 16, 2009, 10:43:55 PM
deference to Wenchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 06:13:40 AM
from every orifice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 08:31:51 AM
splashing the iphone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 08:33:39 AM
which fizzed and crackled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 17, 2009, 08:39:34 AM
then died, so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 08:42:11 AM
the Nokia brick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 17, 2009, 08:49:12 AM
was recovered from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 08:51:32 AM
BM's extensive scrapyard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 08:54:42 AM
and cable collection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 08:58:41 AM
was untangled so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:05:44 AM
theoretically more accessible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 09:12:41 AM
however, in reality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 09:20:59 AM
, a scary place,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 10:21:33 AM
full of three
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 11:14:54 AM
core and coax
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 11:30:46 AM
with chains, shackles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 11:42:06 AM
cockles and mussels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 11:58:39 AM
alive, alive oh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 12:02:38 PM
but not for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 12:05:23 PM
long because TMR
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 12:10:53 PM
's cockle muscle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 12:11:28 PM
had become infected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:30:57 PM
and dropped off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 12:32:03 PM
causing intense pain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:38:35 PM
which Youngs couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
no matter how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 12:53:37 PM
much he wished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 01:07:21 PM
that it didn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 01:08:06 PM
repeat on him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 01:09:53 PM
it did with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 01:11:20 PM
alarming consequences for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 01:21:57 PM
those that were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 01:24:01 PM
in the vicinity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 01:55:03 PM
of planet earth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 01:56:10 PM
, eternity and beyond
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 01:57:21 PM
the pail, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 02:10:01 PM
quite beyond mere
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 02:10:33 PM
kicking and milking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 02:13:28 PM
suited Ned Kelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 02:14:07 PM
and Mars bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 02:16:27 PM
on those lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 02:17:16 PM
taste bloody lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 02:17:47 PM
said the innocent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
but very endearingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 02:20:26 PM
chocolate smeared lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 02:23:14 PM
of Marianne Faithful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 02:26:12 PM
"Allegedly" we add
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 02:26:38 PM
and she croaked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2009, 02:27:32 PM
just like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2009, 02:56:41 PM
chocolate covered frog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 02:57:49 PM
which got cooked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 07:48:41 PM
in BM's pasta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 07:50:05 PM
along with several
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 08:05:01 PM
κομμάτια της αίγας
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 08:05:44 PM
which tasted disgusterous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2009, 08:44:33 PM
. The quiet night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
, the full moon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2009, 08:48:18 PM
, the glistening stars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 08:49:25 PM
all painted a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2009, 08:50:58 PM
mysterious scene which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 08:52:44 PM
glowed in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
wing mirror of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 09:00:24 PM
the Ford Cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:00:50 PM
being driven by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 09:03:50 PM
a beautiful axeman axewoman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:04:31 PM
searching for revenge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
WHO KILLS BOYS
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 09:09:28 PM
with credit cards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:13:07 PM
not ordering Tesco's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 09:16:04 PM
goods on line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2009, 09:30:32 PM
or special offers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 09:34:37 PM
with double points
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 09:39:06 PM
Green Shield stamps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2009, 09:47:06 PM
, buy one, get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2009, 10:18:11 PM
a black eye
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2009, 10:33:06 PM
pea consignment from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 06:20:10 AM
their big warehouse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 08:17:25 AM
which is situated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 08:45:54 AM
in a secret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 08:47:15 AM
so secret that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 08:48:20 AM
not even the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 08:51:04 AM
the nipple clamps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 08:55:05 AM
could extract details
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 08:57:33 AM
of the exact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:00:21 AM
whereabouts of Nick's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 09:01:00 AM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 09:03:33 AM
delectable but slightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 09:04:40 AM
 Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:08:30 AM
small smelly bum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 09:09:55 AM
How on earth do you know that?

I think we should be told. eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:12:04 AM
How on earth do you know that?

I think we should be told. eeek:
You broke it...  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
What happens next?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 09:17:02 AM
spontanious combustion I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:25:13 AM
think I will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on March 18, 2009, 09:26:00 AM
leave my credit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:27:18 AM
card so the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Bar Wench on March 18, 2009, 09:28:55 AM
masses can purchase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:30:04 AM
heaps of bananas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 09:36:16 AM
,carrots and tinned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:38:31 AM
peaches and stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 09:42:28 AM
delivered right to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:49:44 AM
stuff he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 09:51:03 AM
hope to use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 09:52:17 AM
or know how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:52:44 AM
to open because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 09:56:56 AM
his fingers were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 09:57:31 AM
too fat to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 10:07:02 AM
undo his frilly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 10:10:14 AM
pvc nurses uniform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 10:12:21 AM
and change into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 10:17:28 AM
his Spiderman costume
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 10:41:38 AM
although lacking spidery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2009, 10:43:51 AM
appendages he cannot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:29:53 AM
get a grip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 11:31:28 AM
on reality or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 11:35:34 AM
anyhting else for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 11:38:33 AM
that matter as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:39:25 AM
his sticky web
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 11:42:29 AM
of reality collapsed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 12:26:04 PM
after mucho collapso
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 12:27:11 PM
and Boy related
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 18, 2009, 12:48:53 PM
disasters, such as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 12:50:08 PM
Nick's missing teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 12:54:20 PM
flexible credit card
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 12:55:45 PM
the exploding badger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 02:31:43 PM
, eel filled hovercraft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 02:32:55 PM
and Tesco related
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 05:03:03 PM
enormous deliveries of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2009, 05:06:11 PM
bananas and stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 05:09:18 PM
-ing for poultry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
and weapons, deadly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2009, 05:51:14 PM
in expert hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 06:04:08 PM
such as mine  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 07:07:41 PM
layers and demolition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2009, 08:14:18 PM
trained, using only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2009, 08:15:51 PM
wrecking balls and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2009, 11:01:34 PM
splitting hairs, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2009, 05:41:48 AM
he did regularly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2009, 08:33:20 AM
with only a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2009, 08:33:52 AM
few left, Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2009, 08:41:52 AM
, on the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2009, 08:59:31 AM
planet he inhabits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2009, 09:04:11 AM
a plethora of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2009, 12:21:10 PM
obsequious yet somehow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2009, 12:24:36 PM
engaging, despite the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2009, 12:31:06 PM
belicose and overtly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 19, 2009, 09:48:50 PM
pious, with tendencies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 07:58:02 AM
towards the frankly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 08:05:16 AM
ludicrously unimaginable farce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 08:06:57 AM
installing a shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 08:07:42 AM
baking a loaf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 08:09:59 AM
cleaning up the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 08:43:33 AM
goat droppings from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Miss D's room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 09:40:55 AM
which until recently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:56:08 AM
was used by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 10:17:49 AM
Barman, following the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 10:19:26 AM
decorating disaster which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 10:24:20 AM
the goats denied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 10:37:56 AM
being responsible for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 10:44:38 AM
but goats lie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 10:46:40 AM
they are renown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 11:02:19 AM
and also renowned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 11:06:53 AM
as are most
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 11:10:43 AM
underwear eating creatures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 11:12:39 AM
which consume so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 11:26:30 AM
much lingerie that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2009, 11:29:14 AM
BM is envious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 11:42:41 AM
not only of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 11:58:41 AM
their vast appetite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:06:58 PM
but their bizarre
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 12:07:38 PM
ability to munch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:09:20 PM
their own weight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 12:09:51 PM
in bikinis every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:13:16 PM
time they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
encouraged into the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:14:35 PM
swimming pool of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 12:39:14 PM
which we laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 12:49:15 PM
and laugh and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 12:55:45 PM
laugh and laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 01:12:01 PM
, laughing until we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 01:12:20 PM
all fell in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 01:13:20 PM
line ready to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 01:16:28 PM
start laughing again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 01:17:19 PM
AS Miss D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 01:17:46 PM
removed every last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 01:20:17 PM
speck of dust
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 01:23:28 PM
and scrubbed Barmans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 01:32:33 PM
trunks with itching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 02:33:01 PM
powder,a salutary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 03:31:43 PM
lesson not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 03:37:24 PM
talk when eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 03:41:24 PM
a Happy Meal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 03:43:00 PM
or the toy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 03:45:45 PM
clown with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 03:50:07 PM
head ripped off








 evil:





Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2009, 03:56:18 PM
leaving Barman without
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 04:03:34 PM
anything to tease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 04:10:34 PM
nothing new there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 04:11:53 PM
thought Miss D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 04:54:41 PM
as she watched
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 05:02:56 PM
with amazed awe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 05:03:25 PM
who just happened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:03:40 PM
to walk in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:05:36 PM
a gorgeous Adonis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
six pack rippling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:14:05 PM
look it's Barman!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:15:12 PM
the Adonis said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:16:50 PM
raising an eyebrow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:17:22 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:19:17 PM
to order wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:22:43 PM
from sulking Barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 05:27:03 PM
Whose slop bucket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:31:10 PM
was by now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 05:31:38 PM
full of slops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:32:46 PM
called "Guest Ale"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
which Miss D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 05:34:56 PM
poured down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:39:51 PM
Adonis' Lycra shorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
making a stain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:45:56 PM
that his boyfriend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 05:47:27 PM
would later deny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 05:49:23 PM
he rubbed off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 06:13:43 PM
his dark mood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
which resembled the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
the dark clouds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 06:29:51 PM
of Tonga Volcano
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 20, 2009, 06:55:05 PM
, or tongue pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 08:10:40 PM
whatever that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 08:41:55 PM
cos nobody knows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 20, 2009, 08:54:06 PM
the secret of ...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:02:47 PM
keeping women happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:05:30 PM
for longer than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:09:26 PM
is absolutely necessary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:14:23 PM
for making babbys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:17:09 PM
. Not babbies exclaimed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
everyone but Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:22:13 PM
who is obsessed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:23:28 PM
with babbies for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:24:58 PM
he is one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:25:58 PM
still in nappies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:27:00 PM
only at weekends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:27:40 PM
when Mrs. Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:29:30 PM
is buying rugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2009, 09:31:17 PM
for his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:38:18 PM
shoulders, knees and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 20, 2009, 09:49:41 PM
toes, knees and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2009, 09:51:52 PM
toads. And badgers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:12:38 AM
, birds and bees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 07:28:53 AM
slugs and snails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 08:07:45 AM
puppy dog tails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 08:16:01 AM
that weren't docked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 08:26:08 AM
to any puppies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2009, 03:39:16 PM
in the curry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
that weren't illegal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2009, 03:47:36 PM
unlike the chef
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:30:27 PM
who got banged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 04:39:00 PM
in the slammer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:40:29 PM
and slammed in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 04:49:26 PM
the shower when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 04:50:11 PM
the soap slipped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 04:56:52 PM
from his fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 05:01:24 PM
and he stooped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 05:02:51 PM
to clean his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 05:06:00 PM
grubby , brittle toenails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 05:07:37 PM
not realising that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 21, 2009, 08:59:03 PM
prisoners never bend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 09:08:01 PM
unless they want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 09:09:41 PM
to go straight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 09:10:19 PM
to the bottom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 21, 2009, 09:12:03 PM
of the piles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 09:12:43 PM
of old magazines
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 09:14:19 PM
stored under mattresses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 21, 2009, 09:15:41 PM
in boys rooms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 09:16:45 PM
stuck together with
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Post by: Pirate on March 21, 2009, 09:18:40 PM
ahhh, ooo0h, yesss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2009, 10:10:12 PM
Barry Scott endorsed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2009, 10:12:32 PM
Cillit Bang  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2009, 10:16:24 PM
and he's gone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2009, 10:16:54 PM
in a flash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2009, 10:27:15 PM
in the pan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2009, 11:56:20 PM
full of sizzling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 12:27:00 AM
rashers of bacon     cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 01:43:46 AM
and fried eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on March 22, 2009, 07:09:23 AM
cooked on Growlers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 08:11:55 AM
boiling hot bladder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 08:13:16 AM
exposed to elements
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 08:33:06 AM
up his 'ill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 12:03:34 PM
distinctive smells wafting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2009, 12:08:32 PM
across the valleys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 22, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
from the farmyard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 01:17:51 PM
where they rendered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 01:43:46 PM
all lifeforms speechless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 01:51:25 PM
with chiropractor trickery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 02:44:19 PM
and farmers skullduggery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 02:45:26 PM
not to mention
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 22, 2009, 02:46:10 PM
the scallywags who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 02:47:56 PM
not to mention  Banghead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 02:48:31 PM
kept repeating themselves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 04:16:21 PM
like pickled gherkins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 22, 2009, 04:24:25 PM
and cucumber sandwiches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 05:09:47 PM
, Brussels sprouts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 05:16:11 PM
pickled onion crisps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 22, 2009, 05:25:59 PM
dipped in mayonnaise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 05:48:44 PM
and tasting pukester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 06:22:21 PM
like Barmans bread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:23:15 PM
. Most unlike Barman's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 06:24:35 PM
famous goat risotto
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:25:26 PM
tasting mildly of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2009, 06:26:15 PM
old goat but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:27:02 PM
was in fact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 06:27:38 PM
marinaded in chlorine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:28:25 PM
which gave a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 06:35:51 PM
basil bread flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:40:52 PM
more Basil Brush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 06:51:53 PM
or Lou Brush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 06:58:08 PM
Or Cilit Bang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 07:48:16 PM
. However moving on.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2009, 07:51:03 PM
to new stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 22, 2009, 08:01:56 PM
, what happens if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2009, 08:57:01 PM
Barman can't find
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2009, 09:07:23 PM
his way out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 22, 2009, 09:30:34 PM
of his own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 06:33:03 AM
three word story
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 07:05:35 AM
because the number
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 07:21:46 AM
of posters who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 07:34:25 AM
broke the rules
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 07:40:07 AM
and the thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 07:51:29 AM
increases exponentially each
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 08:06:21 AM
day requiring more
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 08:22:44 AM
server space than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 23, 2009, 08:25:26 AM
BM pays for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 08:25:53 AM
or can afford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2009, 08:31:55 AM
I'm filling up  sad32:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 08:36:03 AM
with unleaded because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 08:38:57 AM
my empty tank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 08:40:35 AM
which only two
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
days ago was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 09:26:51 AM
full of shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 09:31:49 AM
, bread and goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 09:34:47 AM
not forgetting clown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 23, 2009, 09:37:01 AM
fish and large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 09:40:24 AM
shoals of tuna
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 09:41:22 AM
. Dolphin friendly tuna 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 09:45:33 AM
goat hostile tuna
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 09:49:27 AM
and gay tuna
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 09:51:34 AM
a weird bunch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 09:56:10 AM
but compatible with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 09:58:14 AM
any aquarium screensaver
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:02:14 AM
except those which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 10:15:28 AM
Miss D. eats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:18:28 AM
covered in ketchup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 10:19:57 AM
when completely sozzled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:31:12 AM
and then pukes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 10:40:35 AM
in the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:42:07 AM
of vomit already
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 10:44:27 AM
cleaned up by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 10:46:13 AM
the immensely powerful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 11:06:43 AM
army of Wenches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 12:04:23 PM
flown over especially
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 12:35:15 PM
the amusement of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 12:36:47 PM
which was the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 12:46:58 PM
epicentre of misunderstanding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 12:51:46 PM
when I say
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 01:07:24 PM
lascivious you mean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 01:08:21 PM
drooling, dribbling, disgusting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 02:43:45 PM
Laissez-faire attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 03:12:47 PM
which reflected a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 04:00:59 PM
encumbrance relating to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 04:05:46 PM
something or other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 04:07:04 PM
wot she can't remember
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 04:08:29 PM
more's the pity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 04:09:00 PM
because she can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 04:10:35 PM
, prolly never could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 04:11:25 PM
and never will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 04:14:41 PM
remember where she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 04:26:30 PM
Not that it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 04:27:17 PM
continued the story
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 04:33:24 PM
nevertheless onwards and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 04:34:45 PM
made it into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 05:00:04 PM
a dark place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 05:10:11 PM
where it transpired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
that darkness was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 05:39:49 PM
Nick's permanent residence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 05:41:56 PM
we're talking dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 05:44:56 PM
as in unbleached
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 05:46:29 PM
but the loincloth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 05:49:47 PM
but the loincloth
was stained with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 05:50:42 PM
gingerbread and cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2009, 05:51:52 PM
, brown basil bread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 05:55:08 PM
delicious tho it
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 05:58:25 PM
would never be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 05:59:24 PM
totally perfect it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 06:01:24 PM
said prefect tit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 06:06:41 PM
 evil: evil: evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 06:54:34 PM
for chip butties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 06:55:17 PM
only with mayo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 06:55:56 PM
disgusterous mayo which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2009, 06:57:19 PM
when properly made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 06:57:54 PM
was still disgusterous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 07:00:14 PM
or deliciously creamy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 07:02:32 PM
creamy yet disgusterous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
garlicky dead goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 07:08:18 PM
garlicky dead goat
better than mayonnaise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 07:18:34 PM
any day of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
the millennium because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2009, 07:26:10 PM
fine dining dictates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2009, 07:30:20 PM
Metro Goldwyn Mayonnaise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 07:55:26 PM
Malt Disney loaf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2009, 07:57:34 PM
and other assorted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 08:01:50 PM
Pathe tic food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2009, 08:07:03 PM
Ham mer sandwiches?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 23, 2009, 10:34:54 PM
Eal ing pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2009, 12:08:01 AM
Pine would if he could................












Know it''s four but see BM's poat earlier today!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 08:08:47 AM
20th Century slops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 10:19:09 AM
Para mounted goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2009, 11:42:49 AM
in the cinema
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 04:27:39 PM
of forgotten films
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Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 05:19:07 PM
on Betamax cassettes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:00:55 PM
and video 2000
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 06:02:57 PM
and 8mm SuperEight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:05:22 PM
yet all these
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:25:56 PM
were too big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:28:15 PM
a format to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:29:10 PM
fit Barmans cinema
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:29:50 PM
which was tiny  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:33:15 PM
even by Borrower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:34:25 PM
. Borrower you say?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:35:47 PM
Indeed I do.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:40:03 PM
how so young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:49:11 PM
the Chinese restauranteur
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:51:27 PM
Knocked up chow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 06:52:39 PM
Who hung lo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
and ping pong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 06:58:34 PM
popped out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2009, 06:59:14 PM
the wok when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:01:10 PM
the fire brigade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 07:11:58 PM
got out hoses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:13:06 PM
which were too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 24, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
short for showering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2009, 07:19:37 PM
and so they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2009, 07:40:14 PM
had a bath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 24, 2009, 10:36:15 PM
in Aphrodite's pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 07:50:08 AM
of ass's milk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2009, 08:42:40 AM
curdling the entire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
Yakult empire, despite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 10:19:17 AM
precautionary measures they'd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 10:23:52 AM
taken by dissolving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 11:09:19 AM
a box of OMO
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 11:44:34 AM
in nitric acid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 11:47:27 AM
and pouring it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2009, 11:56:44 AM
into the chipper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 12:33:58 PM
which exploded sending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 25, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
deep fried goat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 12:37:44 PM
covered in suds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2009, 12:47:28 PM
through the ceiling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2009, 12:49:01 PM
only to slither
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 03:43:11 PM
, slide and splatter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2009, 04:08:51 PM
down the walls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 05:09:01 PM
ice cream van
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 05:54:40 PM
muffling the sound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
of Nicks voices
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2009, 06:40:20 PM
which had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2009, 06:48:07 PM
very persistent today  scared2:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
due to significant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 25, 2009, 07:51:33 PM
lack of adequate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2009, 07:53:35 PM
tinfoil helmets and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 25, 2009, 07:55:40 PM
voice filtration systems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
, wire coat hangers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 09:54:08 AM
and Polonium enema
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 10:02:55 AM
a hazardous process
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 10:04:06 AM
but worth doing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 11:46:52 AM
clearing the backlog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 11:51:22 AM
and the frontlog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2009, 12:36:45 PM
as being volatile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2009, 01:03:05 PM
when poked and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2009, 02:10:22 PM
much like the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 03:22:50 PM
way she walks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 03:26:42 PM
with her nose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:27:26 PM
in the air
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 03:35:58 PM
and her feet









Go on Snoopy, you can do it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:36:29 PM
on the ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 03:37:33 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead




in the air
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:38:40 PM
 lol: lol: lol:


Her feet smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:38:54 PM
Her Nose Runs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:39:08 PM
She's upside down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
 drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 03:43:52 PM
My dog's got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:44:25 PM
No nose so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 03:52:09 PM
how does it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 03:55:00 PM
smell then eh?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
said Lonnie Donegan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 04:00:56 PM
"Disgusting" shouted everyone.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 04:22:47 PM
who saw Barmans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
festering scabby shins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
which he picked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 04:40:13 PM
from an online
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 04:44:12 PM
festering scabby site
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 04:55:03 PM
that was offering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 05:01:14 PM
Pre-scabbed shins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 05:02:48 PM
with further discounts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 05:03:58 PM
on bruised knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 05:13:48 PM
and Bruce Lees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 05:48:22 PM
Jeet Kune Do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2009, 05:53:35 PM
as well as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 05:54:17 PM
can be expected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 06:00:58 PM
under the circumstances
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 06:10:09 PM
given the prevailing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 06:23:55 PM
poisonous caterpillar invasion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 26, 2009, 06:38:57 PM
in sunny Cyprus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 06:49:06 PM
by the sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2009, 08:03:47 PM
serpent lair, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 08:10:29 PM
waiting a sacrifice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2009, 08:11:20 PM
a virginal goat ?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 26, 2009, 09:48:34 PM
in the absence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 06:29:15 AM
of which a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 08:01:34 AM
an old heifer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 08:21:20 AM
in a bikini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 08:21:55 AM
should know better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 08:22:48 AM
than to volunteer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 08:23:53 AM
to remove it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 08:24:27 AM
in private like  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 08:25:38 AM
a Venus DeMilo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 08:30:08 AM
what no arm  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 08:32:36 AM
in doing that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 08:40:47 AM
which comes naturally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 08:43:52 AM
to lower lifeforms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 09:51:28 AM
so low in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 27, 2009, 01:12:48 PM
saturated fats that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 02:36:20 PM
they tasted disgusting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 27, 2009, 02:39:47 PM
but are healthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2009, 02:40:35 PM
with added marmite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 02:49:35 PM
for taste senseless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
and mossie attractors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
and dam busters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 03:42:48 PM
Carling Black Label
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 03:44:40 PM
Tennants Super Lager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 03:49:07 PM
in paper bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 03:51:44 PM
like BMs head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2009, 04:01:57 PM
a billiard ball
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 04:14:01 PM
was less shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 04:20:12 PM
than a shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 04:23:02 PM
shinny, scabby bruise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 04:24:34 PM
coupled with bruised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 27, 2009, 05:27:06 PM
plums, pears and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 27, 2009, 05:28:22 PM
other assorted fruit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 27, 2009, 05:30:35 PM
and nut cases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 06:37:33 PM
which VP attracts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2009, 06:56:28 PM
like bananas, mushrooms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
and tasty turnips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 08:20:19 PM
and Xmas turkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 27, 2009, 08:24:46 PM
with roast spuds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 08:25:21 PM
and Brussels sprouts  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 27, 2009, 08:26:24 PM
and little sausages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2009, 08:27:07 PM
in little rolls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2009, 08:39:19 PM
made with puff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on March 27, 2009, 10:22:53 PM
the magic dragon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2009, 11:22:23 PM
lived by sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2009, 11:38:16 PM
where a tornado
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 05:08:06 AM
extinguished his flame
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2009, 08:30:37 AM
coughing and spluttering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2009, 08:43:12 AM
shedding scales like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2009, 09:37:00 AM
failed weightwatchers members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 02:36:14 PM
at a free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2009, 03:33:23 PM
willy boot sale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on March 28, 2009, 06:44:09 PM
where was found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2009, 07:53:55 PM
many pre-waved willies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2009, 08:25:41 PM
small but neat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2009, 09:47:08 PM
-ly folded inside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 28, 2009, 10:06:28 PM
a black leather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 05:56:55 AM
shoulder holster which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2009, 10:50:01 AM
was too small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 10:53:20 AM
for a Tesco
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2009, 11:35:13 AM
online Nick order
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 11:40:18 AM
which required vast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 03:02:35 PM
amounts of patience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 03:04:09 PM
to process completely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 03:17:24 PM
in one day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
and pack in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 03:19:19 PM
smoking as well
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 03:20:54 PM
although the patches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 03:25:08 PM
on his elbows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 03:27:42 PM
prevented carpet burns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 03:33:36 PM
and other poets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2009, 03:45:26 PM
Coleridge and friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 05:05:28 PM
of the Queen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2009, 05:53:50 PM
finest pen pushers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
and drug pushers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on March 29, 2009, 06:00:22 PM
and sundry ne'er-do-wells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2009, 06:05:35 PM
all related naturally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 29, 2009, 06:05:35 PM
lie Nick and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 29, 2009, 06:41:25 PM
Butch and Sundance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 29, 2009, 07:58:21 PM
at spring solstice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 29, 2009, 08:20:42 PM
cancelled due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
wrong kinda spring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 29, 2009, 08:23:15 PM
and leaves on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 29, 2009, 08:30:13 PM
fresh new shoots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2009, 04:56:44 AM
which weed killer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 30, 2009, 06:12:45 PM
cannot stop growth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2009, 08:12:50 PM
due to unusually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pirate on March 30, 2009, 09:10:02 PM
high winds from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2009, 06:08:01 AM
a wind farm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
populated by alien
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2009, 01:45:34 PM
with dodgy tummies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 02:59:21 PM
from eating marmite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2009, 03:10:27 PM
and drinking Ardbeg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 31, 2009, 03:11:07 PM
falling over themselves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on March 31, 2009, 03:37:06 PM
and down stairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 31, 2009, 06:44:13 PM
and off ladders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 06:14:39 AM
so high that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 01, 2009, 07:20:03 AM
touched the sky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 09:04:02 AM
and his mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 09:04:26 AM
was blown apart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 09:09:29 AM
unprotected by hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
or safety equipment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 09:11:06 AM
or common sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 09:12:28 AM
using his loaf  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 09:13:35 AM
also half baked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 09:28:25 AM
but deliciously tasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 09:31:49 AM
to all bacteria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 01, 2009, 11:22:11 AM
when I say
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 11:24:16 AM
I say I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 11:25:06 AM
you say tomato
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 11:31:24 AM
purée is useful 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 11:35:03 AM
instead of grout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 01, 2009, 11:37:04 AM
or gout even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 11:40:21 AM
-handed ailments excluded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 01, 2009, 11:46:22 AM
from medical insurance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 01, 2009, 09:51:13 PM
including pre-existing conditions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 01, 2009, 09:54:43 PM
or part thereof
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 05:17:18 AM
and sexually transmitted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 02, 2009, 05:27:50 AM
diseases caught from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 05:53:03 AM
exploding stuck badgers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 07:44:07 AM
, frogs, toads and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 08:55:02 AM
puppy dog tails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 09:15:46 AM
a dash of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 09:24:31 AM
Worcestershire sauce and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 09:42:35 AM
some baked beans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 09:53:58 AM
which had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 09:57:42 AM
ordered from Tesco
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 10:20:48 AM
over zealously by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 10:27:04 AM
an over zealous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 10:32:49 AM
bloke called Zealous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 10:34:35 AM
which confused everybody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2009, 10:37:36 AM
into thinking that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 10:57:24 AM
normal service would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 12:45:50 PM
never happen again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 01:42:12 PM
if it ever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 01:43:29 PM
was normal before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 02, 2009, 02:19:33 PM
normal being relative
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 02:30:21 PM
when compared to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2009, 04:08:10 PM
the service here











scared:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 05:12:53 PM
said the exiled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 05:45:42 PM
queen of Norway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 05:46:28 PM
who lived in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 05:47:57 PM
anywhere but Norway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 05:49:08 PM
she could afjord
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 05:52:01 PM
 drumroll: drumroll:

to rent yachts
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 05:59:53 PM
or buy dinghy's
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Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2009, 06:12:59 PM
rowlocks from the
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 06:37:36 PM
friendly Norwegian seamen
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 06:38:40 PM
specialising in fish      noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
-net stockings and
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Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:40:22 PM
thongs made from
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 06:41:02 PM
thongs of Norway
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 06:43:19 PM
An Abba-dashery shop
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Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:44:07 PM
oh dear god  Banghead
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 02, 2009, 06:51:50 PM
cried the assistant
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Post by: Barman on April 02, 2009, 06:52:54 PM
mental hospital nurse
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Post by: Pastis on April 02, 2009, 07:25:44 PM
whistling Grieg's famous
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2009, 09:46:05 PM
March of Trolls
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Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 05:54:22 AM
the version with
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 07:20:42 AM
99% of all
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 07:44:32 AM
Kazoos in harmony
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 07:59:32 AM
, a hair spray
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 08:00:32 AM
and CS gas
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 08:01:58 AM
which when used
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 08:13:07 AM
in telephone boxes
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 08:15:58 AM
peels the paintwork
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 08:16:55 AM
and melts the
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 08:21:25 AM
chocolate fire guard
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 08:31:13 AM
rendering it of
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 08:33:38 AM
little use to
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 08:36:07 AM
man nor goat
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 08:43:37 AM
good for fondue
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 08:44:16 AM
and sticking marshmallows
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 09:36:46 AM
and pigs, which
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 10:10:44 AM
squeal and squeal
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 10:11:03 AM
when pulling their
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Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
snouts from troughs
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 12:14:09 PM
,being the dips
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 02:25:43 PM
-y but charming
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 02:34:09 PM
Miss D in
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 02:49:09 PM
an alcoholic stupor
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 02:51:39 PM
which explained the
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Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 02:52:09 PM
strange goings on
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 03:08:02 PM
in the nuclear
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 03:08:25 PM
fallout bunker, eerily
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
lighted by 10,0000
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Post by: Barman on April 03, 2009, 03:18:00 PM
teeny weeny illuminated
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 03, 2009, 03:18:43 PM
hollowed out goat
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Post by: Snoopy on April 03, 2009, 03:20:45 PM
with a candle
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 03:41:33 PM
inserted carefully up
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 03:58:34 PM
Barman's new chimbley
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 04:00:34 PM
thus creating an
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 04:01:13 PM
even larger cinema
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 04:04:06 PM
in which he
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 04:46:13 PM
paraded in lycra
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 03, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
shorts, a vest
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 05:25:41 PM
vind vas blowing
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Post by: Pastis on April 03, 2009, 06:00:04 PM
vich made heeeem
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 06:20:51 PM
clutch his bits
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 03, 2009, 06:44:19 PM
of remaining dignity
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Post by: Nick on April 03, 2009, 06:44:53 PM
when he could
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 06:17:07 AM
reach that high
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Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 06:45:42 AM
note by pinching
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 06:53:54 AM
his Adam's Apple
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:01:59 AM
in a pair of
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 07:10:29 AM
tight flared jeans
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Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 07:11:38 AM
tall platform shoes
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 07:12:12 AM
and tank top
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2009, 08:53:03 AM
vind vas blowing

 lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2009, 08:54:05 AM
and tank top


The turret of
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 01:06:42 PM
the syndrome which
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
Miss Creant suffers
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 04, 2009, 04:44:58 PM
heroically with dignity
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 05:16:03 PM
albeit without any
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 08:06:08 PM
means of support
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:06:48 PM
financial or otherwise
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:09:47 PM
yet somehow she
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:10:20 PM
still sometimes managed
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:13:41 PM
to take pictures
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:16:11 PM
of Brian before
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 08:17:42 PM
the terrible accident
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:20:10 PM
with the stiletto
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:20:41 PM
and the salt
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:22:10 PM
beef which was
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 04, 2009, 08:22:52 PM
served cold because
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:23:21 PM
the fused electrics
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:23:34 PM
and broken gas
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:24:07 PM
and broken wind
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:24:57 PM
prevented any form
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:26:05 PM
of heating , cooking ,
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:26:47 PM
or cleaning which
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:27:20 PM
after soup, coffee,
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:28:06 PM
which were cold
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:28:37 PM
scraped from walls
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:29:29 PM
ice cream vans
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:31:33 PM
which had completed
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:32:21 PM
their manic chiming
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:34:18 PM
once obliterated by
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:36:43 PM
screaming children wanting
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Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 08:39:00 PM
a good slap
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:40:30 PM
with baseball bats
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
, eye of newt
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:47:03 PM
and additive free
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 08:47:53 PM
wholesome toad venom
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 08:50:36 PM
rubbed in eyes
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 08:54:58 PM
and over warts
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Post by: Barman on April 04, 2009, 09:01:04 PM
and verookas those things on your feet
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 04, 2009, 09:02:46 PM
Blisters, bunions, corns
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Post by: Just One More on April 04, 2009, 09:03:19 PM
 sick2:  sick2:  sick2:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2009, 09:56:15 PM
American breakfast cereal
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Post by: Just One More on April 05, 2009, 05:21:15 AM
grown by farmers
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2009, 06:38:11 AM
on wide open
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2009, 08:38:04 AM
supermarket aisles, full
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2009, 09:06:20 AM
of whole grain
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2009, 09:15:08 AM
dunkin donuts and
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2009, 09:20:18 AM
frozen pizzas which
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Post by: Just One More on April 05, 2009, 09:37:05 AM
Dr Oetker makes  cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2009, 09:38:49 AM
not personally though
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
but with dough
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2009, 10:49:25 AM
tomato paste and
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Post by: Just One More on April 05, 2009, 10:53:51 AM
various tasty toppings
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2009, 10:58:03 AM
including turnips and
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 05, 2009, 10:59:05 AM
fried crispy snails
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Post by: Barman on April 05, 2009, 11:00:07 AM
and toe nails
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 05, 2009, 07:35:48 PM
marinaded in tabasco
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Post by: TG on April 06, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
sauce you pervert
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2009, 04:16:07 PM
the course of
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Post by: Barman on April 06, 2009, 04:28:48 PM
justice which previously
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Post by: Nick on April 06, 2009, 04:50:00 PM
pardoned enraged murderers  evil:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 06, 2009, 06:02:50 PM
off to stocks
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Post by: Barman on April 06, 2009, 06:27:17 PM
with them shouted
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 06, 2009, 10:43:40 PM
the moderate bear
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 03:23:27 AM
the amazing dancing
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 07:45:07 AM
bear shouted off
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 08:56:56 AM
shouted **** off
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 09:10:13 AM
at 'ill invaders
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 09:32:51 AM
with huge cameras
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 11:51:32 AM
with fisheye lenses
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Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 11:53:33 AM
distorting the view
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 11:54:19 AM
like the government
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Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 11:55:07 AM
I expect nothing
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 11:56:44 AM
to be true
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 12:14:37 PM
which coincidentally was
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 12:31:15 PM
the truth it
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Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
tries to hide
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 12:37:47 PM
their scheming lying
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 12:38:27 PM
noses in the
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 12:39:46 PM
belly button of
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 12:41:12 PM
society which coincidentally
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 12:41:34 PM
contains no fluff
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 12:46:57 PM
Why ever not?  rubschin:
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 12:54:08 PM
said the barman
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
, surely all bellybuttons
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 01:05:02 PM
contain the stuff
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 01:06:34 PM
mine certainly doesn't
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 01:07:26 PM
said embarrassed Wenchy
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 01:07:44 PM
yet utterly truthfully
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 01:57:04 PM
as she desperately
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Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 02:07:05 PM
tried to salvage
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 02:22:11 PM
her cleavage from
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Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 02:46:07 PM
the gravitational pull
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Post by: Snoopy on April 07, 2009, 02:46:25 PM
of advancing years
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 02:50:58 PM
and bellybutton fluff
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
that is nonexistant
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 02:53:47 PM
in her mind
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Post by: Bar Wench on April 07, 2009, 02:54:02 PM
and real life
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 02:56:24 PM
real life being
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 02:57:29 PM
unknown to her
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 07, 2009, 02:58:57 PM
virtual life being
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 03:01:07 PM
preferred due to
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 04:40:17 PM
jewels in navel
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 04:42:55 PM
which collected fluff
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 04:44:14 PM
from yellow dusters
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 04:45:58 PM
which Wenchy used
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 04:46:46 PM
when visiting Ikea
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 04:48:33 PM
As replacement underpants
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
were in Lidl's  doh:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 07, 2009, 04:54:07 PM
meejums and hooges
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 04:54:31 PM
BOGOF special offer
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 06:43:51 PM
3 4 2
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 06:46:27 PM
end of line
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2009, 06:47:12 PM
train terminates here
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Post by: Barman on April 07, 2009, 06:48:20 PM
off you go
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2009, 07:31:12 AM
suit case in
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 08:03:19 AM
T5 still, waiting
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 08:28:08 AM
for Godot who
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 08:35:37 AM
had gone walkabout
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 08:37:26 AM
dazed and confused
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2009, 08:38:47 AM
just like me
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 08:55:56 AM
and everyone here
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2009, 10:17:52 AM
am I here?
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 10:20:43 AM
or there? he
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2009, 10:21:22 AM
hee hee hee
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 10:51:06 AM
hee hee hee
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 11:01:33 AM
bunch of jokers  ;D
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2009, 12:01:47 PM
knaves brigands and
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
wise old men  whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 12:52:06 PM
baffled by women
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Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 01:31:35 PM
who send CVs
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 01:55:39 PM
which are relevant
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Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 01:59:12 PM
to burger flipping
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 02:18:00 PM
and goat herding
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2009, 02:40:01 PM
, floor mopping and
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Post by: tel on April 08, 2009, 02:41:31 PM
beer mat bending
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 02:47:40 PM
part time naturally
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 03:24:59 PM
as other duties
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 03:27:16 PM
will be required
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Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 04:55:31 PM
like bog cleaning
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 05:25:13 PM
and glass drying
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Post by: Snoopy on April 08, 2009, 05:25:48 PM
slop tray drinking
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Post by: Barman on April 08, 2009, 05:28:26 PM
and bog cleaning
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2009, 05:29:43 PM
stuttered the barman
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 08, 2009, 08:40:41 PM
unable to think
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Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2009, 02:58:25 AM
of nothing but
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Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 03:57:54 AM
sparkling clean bogs
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Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2009, 04:16:24 AM
San Izal paper
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Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 04:37:03 AM
nice soft stuff
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Post by: Just One More on April 09, 2009, 04:47:32 AM
favoured by puppies
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Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 04:52:45 AM
and staff of
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2009, 07:20:45 AM
the female variety
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 07:36:27 AM
who like all
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 09, 2009, 07:37:47 AM
things fluffy and
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2009, 07:38:19 AM
and soft and
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2009, 07:44:03 AM
very sparkly and
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 08:17:53 AM
pink, a delicate
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Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 09:20:00 AM
shade of pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 09:23:42 AM
as opposed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 09:25:46 AM
an indelicate shade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 09, 2009, 09:30:54 AM
lavatory paper purple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
which hid the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 01:12:30 PM
unsightly stains on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 01:36:09 PM
the inside of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 09, 2009, 01:52:29 PM
the bathroom curtains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2009, 05:09:29 PM
, slightly open, revealing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2009, 06:01:47 PM
yet more stains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 06:15:07 PM
than had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2009, 06:23:26 PM
bombed by Betjeman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 06:25:06 PM
Staines or Slough?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2009, 06:26:35 PM
both, ten megatons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2009, 06:33:17 PM
twenty at least
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2009, 06:35:01 PM
minutes boasted Snoopy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2009, 06:57:20 PM
, having popped some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2009, 07:08:39 PM
blood vessels, probably
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 09, 2009, 07:18:06 PM
whilst attempting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2009, 04:29:43 AM
Alsation next door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2009, 03:04:18 PM
who'd no teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 10, 2009, 03:12:17 PM
but did have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2009, 03:22:37 PM
a "thing" about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 10, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
attractive looking goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 10, 2009, 03:29:55 PM
that fainted at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg&feature=PlayList&p=9CB711FA17AC66CB&index=0&playnext=1
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 10, 2009, 06:49:05 PM
being on camera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2009, 06:57:23 PM
or chased by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 11, 2009, 01:56:22 PM
randy barmen, flapping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2009, 08:23:56 PM
a tea towel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2009, 09:51:13 PM
last cleaned in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2009, 09:57:27 PM
a hurry, after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 11, 2009, 10:01:39 PM
the floods in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 05:37:42 AM
-side the toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 12, 2009, 05:46:20 AM
due to somebody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 06:00:38 AM
not cleaning out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 12, 2009, 06:19:23 AM
fag ends from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 06:23:45 AM
the ladies sinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2009, 07:03:18 AM
which were cracked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Drywhitewine on April 12, 2009, 07:07:15 AM
and limescale full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 07:42:07 AM
of tiny weeny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2009, 08:02:57 AM
bars of soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 08:03:39 AM
from hotels that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2009, 08:15:59 AM
catered for midgets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 12, 2009, 08:36:16 AM
of MG fame
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2009, 08:53:24 AM
a place where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 09:12:19 AM
only lonely people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 12, 2009, 09:21:29 AM
of certain height
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 09:23:39 AM
would fit under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Drywhitewine on April 12, 2009, 10:16:38 AM
share a night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2009, 10:34:38 AM
too much white  noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Drywhitewine on April 12, 2009, 11:54:22 AM
red on patio
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2009, 04:32:19 PM
complete with plastic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 12, 2009, 05:13:20 PM
bags over heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2009, 07:34:16 AM
turning purple and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 04:42:42 PM
fighting for breath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 13, 2009, 05:33:16 PM
width and breadth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 05:47:52 PM
are hardly important
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
on Bank Holidays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 06:31:36 PM
when we are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 06:36:13 PM
on the collapso
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 06:44:41 PM
which will inevitably
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 06:48:04 PM
end in stupor  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 06:53:35 PM
or even worse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 13, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
because Easter was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2009, 07:04:58 PM
a distant memory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 09:06:10 AM
except chocolate surpluses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 09:09:24 AM
and extra weight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 10:00:26 AM
, however chocolate surplices
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:02:25 AM
frequently melted when
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 10:14:04 AM
exposed to strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 10:21:01 AM
warm water currents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:23:10 AM
caused by excessive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 10:24:35 AM
pissing in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:27:39 AM
wind which only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 10:28:27 AM
makes you wetter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 10:29:54 AM
than an extremely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 10:30:47 AM
smelly and wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 12:06:43 PM
like dogs noses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 12:09:06 PM
and sewage plants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 03:17:42 PM
which grow extremely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 03:27:12 PM
tall and scented
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 03:35:59 PM
along the margins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 03:38:47 PM
of the real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 03:39:34 PM
IRA central command
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 03:40:42 PM
structure which consisted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2009, 03:47:41 PM
of armed leprichauns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
holding fishing rods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 03:52:59 PM
, legged leprichauns and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 03:54:29 PM
bags of SemtexTM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 03:55:32 PM
hurridly purchased on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 03:58:47 PM
line from a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 04:04:40 PM
certifiable bloke called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 04:57:29 PM
Mr Dead Cert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 05:00:37 PM
who was dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 14, 2009, 05:02:11 PM
in appearance, but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 05:03:32 PM
also brain dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 08:04:18 PM
which qualified him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 08:06:53 PM
for the premiership
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 14, 2009, 09:02:46 PM
league of zombified
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2009, 09:06:11 PM
brainless zombie PMs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 11:30:10 PM
personal messages being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 11:38:31 PM
infiltrated by zombies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 11:41:30 PM
frightening enough one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2009, 11:42:31 PM
morning in April
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2009, 11:50:28 PM
as the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2009, 03:43:51 AM
still isn't up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 06:48:08 AM
cos its pizeing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 08:01:09 AM
and British weather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tel on April 15, 2009, 08:02:40 AM
is so wonderful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 08:43:48 AM
, it's vagaries being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2009, 09:17:36 AM
obscure medical names
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
usually only found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 10:32:51 AM
in your guts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 11:51:35 AM
,  a copy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
which is available
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 01:23:10 PM
from all good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 01:23:48 PM
newsagents. First issue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 01:25:10 PM
only £200.99 complete
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2009, 01:26:43 PM
with free digestive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 01:28:16 PM
ready to assemble
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2009, 06:50:25 PM
for daily prayers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 06:53:42 PM
,players, movers and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2009, 06:55:26 PM
the occasional shaker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
style kitchen, basic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2009, 07:22:31 PM
, puritanical, functional and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2009, 07:29:25 PM
void of character
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
lacking in utensils
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 15, 2009, 07:43:22 PM
, big on prayer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 07:50:51 PM
mats, even bigger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2009, 08:38:59 PM
around the arse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2009, 09:21:01 PM
hence sturdy furniture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 15, 2009, 09:36:43 PM
at IKEA is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2009, 05:01:54 AM
now in Southampton  (http://www.ikeasouthamptonstore.co.uk/)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 05:16:07 AM
where large arses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
fear to tread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 08:38:28 AM
now in Southampton  ([url]http://www.ikeasouthamptonstore.co.uk/[/url])
Indeed and to my shame I have been there.:  redface:


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 16, 2009, 08:45:33 AM
fear to tread

on discarded meatballs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 09:08:08 AM
vortlimpa, and herring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2009, 09:40:05 AM
the Russian ballerinas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2009, 10:33:38 AM
built like brick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 11:50:24 AM
bats, closely akin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 12:19:03 PM
to baseball bats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2009, 01:47:35 PM
only more bricky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 01:48:53 PM
and somewhat heavier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 03:30:08 PM
than the average
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 03:56:37 PM
sized concrete overcoat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 04:48:12 PM
Gianmario Roveraro cautioned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2009, 04:55:49 PM
Gianmario Roveraro cautioned
his biographer to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 04:57:34 PM
ghost write, as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2009, 06:35:21 PM
the horse couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 16, 2009, 09:58:39 PM
even with one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 16, 2009, 11:25:24 PM
of his fetlocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 17, 2009, 09:15:25 AM
turned into glue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 17, 2009, 11:37:00 AM
having inadvertently stepped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 17, 2009, 06:07:55 PM
one step beyond
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 17, 2009, 06:59:17 PM
accompanied by Madness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 17, 2009, 07:32:06 PM
of King George
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 06:31:26 AM
with blue pee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 18, 2009, 07:50:14 AM
-ter's Lesley Judd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 08:13:33 AM
-ter's Lesley Judd
and John Noakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 18, 2009, 08:37:11 AM
'Get down Shep'
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2009, 09:54:13 AM
get up Valerie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 02:33:51 PM
the old dyke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2009, 04:34:18 PM
was leaking badly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 04:48:11 PM
so a thumb
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2009, 05:18:17 PM
pulled from pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 18, 2009, 05:36:08 PM
should make it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 18, 2009, 05:44:17 PM
little jack horney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 18, 2009, 05:54:49 PM
in the corney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 18, 2009, 08:29:43 PM
with his salamey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2009, 06:25:41 AM
in his handy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2009, 03:29:24 PM
having a wanky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 19, 2009, 03:29:36 PM
into his hanky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 19, 2009, 05:39:13 PM
some hanky panky?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 19, 2009, 07:35:56 PM
sticky back paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 19, 2009, 07:58:40 PM
empty detergent bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 19, 2009, 09:52:16 PM
round nosed scissors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 04:57:00 AM
wire coat hangers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 05:21:38 AM
fire proof tinsel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 20, 2009, 06:44:39 AM
and fork handles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 07:00:40 AM
four candles eh?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 08:20:35 AM
three french hens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 08:22:53 AM
with hairy wingpits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 08:32:21 AM
Julia Roberts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 09:08:13 AM
Flymo to merge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 09:34:16 AM
Sky's breaking news
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 11:07:46 AM
Economy's breaking also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 12:50:46 PM
eggs breaking because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
they fry easier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 01:19:21 PM
and taste better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 01:21:13 PM
with fried bacon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 01:25:34 PM
on fried slice  cloud9:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 20, 2009, 01:31:57 PM
mushrooms and tomatoes?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 02:26:45 PM
contain much Polonium
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 20, 2009, 02:32:54 PM
whispered Igor quietly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 02:41:30 PM
peering at Uranus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 02:55:04 PM
with a squint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 03:46:19 PM
of light oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 04:04:25 PM
in his anus  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 05:15:34 PM
Good grief BM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 05:17:08 PM
Good grief BM
I'm so sorry  redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 05:18:36 PM
I should think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 05:20:46 PM
so, lavatorial humour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 20, 2009, 05:22:00 PM
is only welcome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 05:23:31 PM
when there is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 20, 2009, 05:24:19 PM
a toilet present
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2009, 05:25:47 PM
in the middle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 05:30:30 PM
or far distance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 20, 2009, 05:31:08 PM
of bog land
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 05:49:35 PM
bogtrotters inhabit such
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 20, 2009, 06:56:03 PM
we are told
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 20, 2009, 07:12:32 PM
but don't listen
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Post by: Pastis on April 20, 2009, 07:23:24 PM
to Sunrise Radio
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 20, 2009, 07:24:54 PM
especially at night
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Post by: Pastis on April 20, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
when Radio Starlight
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 20, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
plays alternative lullaby's
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2009, 10:08:16 PM
to Brahms' distress
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Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 04:55:13 AM
and Miss Brahm's
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 08:08:12 AM
sadly missed pussy
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2009, 08:22:10 AM
Galore, part time
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2009, 08:41:01 AM
femme fatale and
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2009, 08:52:39 AM
part time bag
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Post by: Uncle Mort on April 21, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
handler at Heathrow
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2009, 09:24:56 AM
Terminal 5 as
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
modern fashion dictates
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Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2009, 01:29:22 PM
dayglo under garments
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
should be worn
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
at tea dances
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Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 04:24:05 PM
by limp wristed
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Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2009, 04:28:36 PM
waiters who mince
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Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 04:29:11 PM
beef and pork
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Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2009, 04:30:22 PM
each other occasionally
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 04:54:36 PM
through the arris
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Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2009, 05:26:03 PM
in mock Shakepearian
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Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 05:32:53 PM
prose sounding like
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 05:42:59 PM
Chas and Dave
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Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 05:45:07 PM
inside an old
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2009, 05:57:46 PM
east end pub
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 05:58:15 PM
much classier than
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2009, 06:06:35 PM
BM's underground cellar theatre
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 06:07:51 PM
featuring films such
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 21, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
Miss D goes
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 06:27:03 PM
 to Boot Camp

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Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2009, 06:27:53 PM
guys up the
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Post by: Barman on April 21, 2009, 06:30:47 PM
podgy fat arse
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 06:33:55 PM
100% satisfaction guaranteed
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Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2009, 06:55:34 PM
said Alistair Darling
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2009, 07:01:17 PM
to Mandy Pandy
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Post by: Pastis on April 21, 2009, 08:20:41 PM
raising an eyebrow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 21, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
,a black eyebrow
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 21, 2009, 09:45:54 PM
and matching heart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 04:30:37 AM
of black granite
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Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2009, 04:41:58 AM
formed from magma
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 04:47:24 AM
spewed out from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2009, 07:09:56 AM
the bowels of
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 07:11:05 AM
Nick's house because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2009, 07:37:48 AM
 venom build up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 07:50:59 AM
in the rug
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 08:22:34 AM
that he wore
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 08:35:56 AM
out with repetitive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 08:40:56 AM
out with repetative
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 08:44:45 AM
out damned spot  evil:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 08:45:47 AM
the dog went
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 08:48:28 AM
panting with glee
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 10:16:21 AM
, together they decided
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 10:36:02 AM
the discharge lounge
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 10:55:28 AM
despite it's ambiance
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 10:56:12 AM
and the ambulance
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 11:02:41 AM
parked in the
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 11:04:10 AM
disabled bay where
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 11:42:04 AM
Wayne and Waynetta
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
were going at
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 01:54:56 PM
6 pm precisely
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 03:25:14 PM
because until then
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Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2009, 03:42:56 PM
'twas too early
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 03:52:22 PM
to cash giros
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Post by: Snoopy on April 22, 2009, 03:56:13 PM
use a bus-pass
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 05:19:08 PM
lick my arse
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 05:38:10 PM
I'd rather not
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Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2009, 05:42:20 PM
before my dinner
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 22, 2009, 05:44:18 PM
or after dinner
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2009, 06:00:59 PM
or during dinner
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 08:11:44 PM
instead of dinner?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2009, 08:16:44 PM
An enema entrée  eeek:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 08:26:37 PM
for those that
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2009, 08:30:02 PM
like liquid lunches
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 08:33:35 PM
and are not
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2009, 08:51:26 PM
allergic to sh1t
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Post by: Barman on April 22, 2009, 08:58:14 PM
or acid enemas
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Post by: Just One More on April 23, 2009, 04:57:41 AM
 eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 05:07:47 AM
 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 07:07:39 AM
Moving swiftly on
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 07:17:24 AM
wearing roller skates
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 07:40:55 AM
is potentially dangerous
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2009, 07:44:36 AM
because dripping acid
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 07:44:56 AM
on your wheels
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 08:20:59 AM
will undoubtedly cause
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:21:30 AM
a disasterous effect
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 08:26:59 AM
acid and rubber
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:28:15 AM
johnnies producing distinctly
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 08:34:13 AM
dodgy birth controll
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:40:23 AM
and smelling rather
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 08:42:31 AM
like burnt rubber
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:44:01 AM
when the accountants
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 08:46:02 AM
and their cronies
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:46:24 AM
removing the evidence
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 08:52:23 AM
(which was plentiful)
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:52:44 AM
before the erasing
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Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 08:54:51 AM
Tipex is wonderful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 08:57:07 AM
but the thinners
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Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 09:08:56 AM
like pigeon shit
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 09:20:40 AM
http://www.birdshitremoval.com/

were difficult to

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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 09:26:50 AM
collect up for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2009, 09:47:05 AM
Christmas tree decorations
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 09:56:37 AM
at this time
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 09:59:25 AM
we must remember
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 10:29:07 AM
what we forgot
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 10:32:03 AM
lest we forget
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 02:46:58 PM
who we are
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 02:47:35 PM
who are we?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 02:48:41 PM
Matron will know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 02:52:34 PM
if we ask
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Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 02:54:40 PM
ask who what?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
I don't know  Shrugs:
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Post by: Snoopy on April 23, 2009, 02:56:06 PM
I know nothing
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 03:03:39 PM
said Nick when
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 03:06:43 PM
trying to remember
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 03:13:01 PM
where he'd put
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2009, 03:16:40 PM
his foot in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 03:36:34 PM
, not for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2009, 03:38:33 PM
fun of it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 23, 2009, 03:40:41 PM
in any way
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2009, 04:23:47 PM
humans would understand
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Post by: Barman on April 23, 2009, 04:31:24 PM
but in Nick's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2009, 05:51:46 PM
normal world all
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2009, 06:22:59 PM
turns to shite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 24, 2009, 09:02:17 AM
no exceptions, no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 10:14:12 AM
hope of salvation
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Post by: Drywhitewine on April 24, 2009, 11:21:33 AM
but no desperation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 01:42:53 PM
without copious perspiration
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 24, 2009, 01:59:59 PM
as lashings of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 24, 2009, 02:05:15 PM
finest talcum powder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:21:29 PM
will disguise anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 24, 2009, 02:28:26 PM
but baby oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 02:36:11 PM
is very silky  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 24, 2009, 04:03:17 PM
, making a massage
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Post by: Just One More on April 24, 2009, 05:30:37 PM
a total pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 06:00:19 PM
provided no sand
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Post by: Just One More on April 24, 2009, 07:13:43 PM
grains got into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 24, 2009, 09:42:35 PM
places where pearls
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Post by: Barman on April 25, 2009, 02:06:06 PM
of wisdom rarely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2009, 02:30:27 PM
can be found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2009, 02:32:56 PM
like this forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2009, 08:27:52 AM
not a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 08:29:17 AM
of people know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 09:39:22 AM
the answer to
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 09:42:48 AM
life's many conundrums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 09:47:49 AM
or how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 09:48:48 AM
plumb a shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 09:49:22 AM
or spell conundrum  evil:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 09:51:10 AM
obviously equally important   noooo:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 09:56:52 AM
said equal opportunities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 10:00:24 AM
feminist lesbian trolls
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Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
who never shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 10:58:35 AM
with man-made soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2009, 11:00:29 AM
or anything man-made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 11:12:22 AM
or shave their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2009, 12:10:36 PM
bits that normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2009, 12:12:08 PM
wimmin keep bare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2009, 05:09:34 PM
like earlobes, which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 05:11:10 PM
they never use  whistle:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 27, 2009, 05:53:42 PM
except for dangling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 27, 2009, 06:16:35 PM
under-used kitchen gadgets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 27, 2009, 06:17:14 PM
and rolling pins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 04:55:44 AM
and shiny axes
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2009, 07:21:12 AM
honed to perfection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 07:23:22 AM
swung with precision
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 07:56:51 AM
aimed in anger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 08:47:42 AM
at Nick because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2009, 10:10:21 AM
there was petrol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tel on April 28, 2009, 10:14:12 AM
blue skirted girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 10:51:52 AM
on his lap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 10:55:15 AM
and the rug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 11:00:44 AM
on his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 11:05:22 AM
was tugged provactively
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 11:07:25 AM
and Brylcream applied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 11:09:22 AM
to his lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 11:14:46 AM
, a mistake which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 11:18:00 AM
Nick rather liked  eyes:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 11:24:52 AM
until Mrs. Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 11:33:01 AM
slipped on them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 28, 2009, 12:35:44 PM
and fell in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 01:00:05 PM
the microwave oven
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 01:02:59 PM
set to defrost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 01:11:54 PM
a frozen badger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 02:13:05 PM
but wouldn't fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 02:21:22 PM
without major surgery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2009, 02:31:59 PM
or frightening explosions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 02:51:54 PM
... so the idea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 02:55:05 PM
came to Nick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 28, 2009, 02:59:38 PM
to use the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 03:00:53 PM
knackered diesel car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 28, 2009, 03:05:40 PM
and burn the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 28, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
Catholic church down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 28, 2009, 06:19:58 PM
the road which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 28, 2009, 11:25:33 PM
was paved with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Just One More on April 29, 2009, 04:58:41 AM
slippery slate, roadkill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2009, 05:38:30 AM
, a large rug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 07:41:04 AM
good intentions and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2009, 08:10:47 AM
an absolutely massive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 08:16:58 AM
partridge in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2009, 08:35:07 AM
puff pastry casing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2009, 08:41:44 AM
which was prepared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2009, 08:53:52 AM
in Mongolian style
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2009, 09:00:07 AM
with several added
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2009, 11:22:19 AM
yams and jelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 12:03:57 PM
trams and jelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2009, 12:13:22 PM
deli belly and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
Entrocalm to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2009, 12:53:51 PM
five times daily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 01:08:03 PM
,any orifice will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2009, 01:18:35 PM
be equally sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 01:37:44 PM
,pain is gain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2009, 01:47:11 PM
yet gain is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 01:56:28 PM
painfully slow and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 29, 2009, 04:59:46 PM
in no hurry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2009, 05:12:28 PM
to pack up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 29, 2009, 05:15:42 PM
and move out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2009, 06:06:48 PM
to shores far
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Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2009, 06:14:53 PM
away, like Mexico
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Post by: Pastis on April 29, 2009, 06:15:36 PM
or perhaps Cyprus
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 29, 2009, 06:17:45 PM
whichever is safer  scared2:
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 04:35:40 AM
prolly Mexico then
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Post by: Just One More on April 30, 2009, 04:40:11 AM
said Barman as
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 04:41:21 AM
he dosed himself
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2009, 06:42:56 AM
confusedly with Tamil
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 07:24:47 AM
Tiger balm which
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2009, 07:27:11 AM
 lol:

applied up the
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 07:33:57 AM
nostrils gave a huge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2009, 07:46:17 AM
he broke it  point:
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 07:59:28 AM
shame on me  redface:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 30, 2009, 08:38:02 AM
a curse on
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 09:03:24 AM
all politicians of
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Post by: Snoopy on April 30, 2009, 11:02:21 AM
all three parties
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 30, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
in this septic
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Post by: Barman on April 30, 2009, 01:13:36 PM
tank like country
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 30, 2009, 01:17:17 PM
,effluent swirling around
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 30, 2009, 07:04:23 PM
mixed with hogwash
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Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 04:14:31 AM
, a liberal amount
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Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2009, 06:12:07 AM
was applied to
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Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 06:24:33 AM
the toilet door
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Post by: Just One More on May 01, 2009, 06:47:39 AM
covering the graffiti
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Post by: Barman on May 01, 2009, 06:51:20 AM</