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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #420 on: September 14, 2019, 09:53:10 PM »

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #424 on: October 11, 2019, 05:15:14 AM »
Annoy the members of ABBA by giving them a man at 11:55pm
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #425 on: October 11, 2019, 05:17:17 AM »
SCHOOL KIDS:

Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"
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« Reply #426 on: October 11, 2019, 05:18:45 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #427 on: October 11, 2019, 07:23:07 AM »
Annoy the members of ABBA by giving them a man at 11:55pm
SCHOOL KIDS:

Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #428 on: October 11, 2019, 04:45:09 PM »
SCHOOL KIDS:

Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #429 on: October 12, 2019, 10:03:45 PM »
SCHOOL KIDS:

Get someone to do your maths homework for you by putting difficult sums on Facebook and saying, "ONLY A GENIUS CAN SOLVE THIS!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #430 on: October 16, 2019, 09:07:23 PM »
Dear Auto-correct .......


It is NEVER Duck........... noooo:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #431 on: October 18, 2019, 10:00:24 PM »
When your wife sends you to the supermarket to get cucumbers also buy vaseline ....


so the cashier doesn't think you are vegan ......... Thumbs:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #432 on: Yesterday at 04:41:21 AM »
When your wife sends you to the supermarket to get cucumbers also buy vaseline ....


so the cashier doesn't think you are vegan ......... Thumbs:

(apologies to Steve )..

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #433 on: Yesterday at 06:14:12 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #434 on: Yesterday at 08:03:07 PM »
To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........


You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid ....... noooo: