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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2007, 04:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on December 01, 2007, 03:50:06 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 03:40:58 PM
True. It's no wonder all his hair has fallen out if he is indugling in that sort of caper...(Insert whistle smiley)

You might not like it if you tried it! The reason for that being, if you get soap suds in your Jap's eye, it don't half sting!!
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 04:08:46 PM »
It doesn't sting anywhere near as much as Old Spice on the old Town Halls. This I know.
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2007, 04:13:04 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 04:08:46 PM
It doesn't sting anywhere near as much as Old Spice on the old Town Halls. This I know.
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2007, 04:15:17 PM »
Barman, I have shared your pain.

Luckily, my hair didn't fall out as a result...
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2007, 04:22:27 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 04:08:46 PM
It doesn't sting anywhere near as much as Old Spice on the old Town Halls. This I know.

Or oil of wintergreen!!

Mind you, the worst experience of all had to be the time I forgot to double-triple wash the hands after cutting up chilli for a curry! Now that stung!
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2007, 04:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on December 01, 2007, 04:22:27 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 04:08:46 PM
It doesn't sting anywhere near as much as Old Spice on the old Town Halls. This I know.

Or oil of wintergreen!!

Mind you, the worst experience of all had to be the time I forgot to double-triple wash the hands after cutting up chilli for a curry! Now that stung!
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2007, 04:29:17 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 04:15:17 PM
Barman, I have shared your pain.

Luckily, my hair didn't fall out as a result...
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2007, 04:45:25 PM »
I have always been fond of hot foods - my local curry house has yet to provide something too hot to eat, despite the fact that some of the output actually melts the plate. When I first met Mrs TMR, we went for a curry - me taking the hottest thing they could make - and about an hour later, when we were in bed, we became a bit amourous. I "went south" (as you do) and there followed a lot of shrieking then Mrs TMR doing handstands under a cold shower...

I was laughing so much that she hit me with a TV remote control which broke in half. Ever since, I have had to change channels in the marital bedroom manually...
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2007, 04:47:28 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 04:45:25 PM
I have always been fond of hot foods - my local curry house has yet to provide something too hot to eat, despite the fact that some of the output actually melts the plate. When I first met Mrs TMR, we went for a curry - me taking the hottest thing they could make - and about an hour later, when we were in bed, we became a bit amourous. I "went south" (as you do) and there followed a lot of shrieking then Mrs TMR doing handstands under a cold shower...

I was laughing so much that she hit me with a TV remote control which broke in half. Ever since, I have had to change channels in the marital bedroom manually...
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2007, 05:29:59 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 04:45:25 PM
I have always been fond of hot foods - my local curry house has yet to provide something too hot to eat, despite the fact that some of the output actually melts the plate. When I first met Mrs TMR, we went for a curry - me taking the hottest thing they could make - and about an hour later, when we were in bed, we became a bit amourous. I "went south" (as you do) and there followed a lot of shrieking then Mrs TMR doing handstands under a cold shower...

I was laughing so much that she hit me with a TV remote control which broke in half. Ever since, I have had to change channels in the marital bedroom manually...

Quite a lot of information there. Perhaps rather too much. rubschin:
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2007, 05:46:18 PM »
I never thought I could make a Scouser blush by the internet! Nick, don't be such a
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2007, 06:49:40 PM »
Mrs Snoopy #1 went horse trekking whilst we were on holiday many years ago. I went fishing on a local lake.
That evening she asked if I would nip into the village and get something to soothe her aching limbs ~ the pharmacist recommended Deep Heat. I applied same to her buttocks etc .... then, without thinking went to have a pee.  eeek:

Talk about "Doctor can you leave the swelling but take away the pain"!!!!!
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2007, 07:06:10 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 01, 2007, 06:49:40 PM
Mrs Snoopy #1 went horse trekking whilst we were on holiday many years ago. I went fishing on a local lake.
That evening she asked if I would nip into the village and get something to soothe her aching limbs ~ the pharmacist recommended Deep Heat. I applied same to her buttocks etc .... then, without thinking went to have a pee.  eeek:

Talk about "Doctor can you leave the swelling but take away the pain"!!!!!
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2007, 07:11:21 PM »
Pubic crab spray is bloody painful too, since you ask! evil:
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2007, 07:25:34 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2007, 07:06:10 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on December 01, 2007, 06:49:40 PM
Mrs Snoopy #1 went horse trekking whilst we were on holiday many years ago. I went fishing on a local lake.
That evening she asked if I would nip into the village and get something to soothe her aching limbs ~ the pharmacist recommended Deep Heat. I applied same to her buttocks etc .... then, without thinking went to have a pee.  eeek:

Talk about "Doctor can you leave the swelling but take away the pain"!!!!!
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You can laugh but you should have seen the size of it  eeek:
Mrs S#1 was so impressed she forgot her vows of chastity (AKA "This awful headache") ~ so the Deep Heat got her too  eveilgrin:
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