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Offline Snoopy

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Four Saturdays To Go
« on: December 01, 2007, 10:41:37 AM »
 With four Saturdays to go until it's too late the list of chores is growing. I have two bedrooms to decorate (pending visit from MiL) plus the kitchen to finish, sundry other little DIY tasks (and I hate DIY) and a list of must attends and must dos, written by SWMBO. Happens every year and she never learns that the more she keeps the pressure on the less I will ultimately do. I am now going to take myself and the boys for haircuts. That should use up the rest of the morning nicely.  whistle:
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2007, 10:43:46 AM »
We are spring cleaning and putting up Xmas decorations today...  evil:
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2007, 02:11:43 PM »
And getting ready to drink sea water I understand from some improbably named Cypriot Minister for Water who was discussing your drought on the radio this morning.
Presumably you will have to wash/bathe in beer until the crisis is over. ;)
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2007, 02:23:31 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on December 01, 2007, 02:11:43 PM
And getting ready to drink sea water I understand from some improbably named Cypriot Minister for Water who was discussing your drought on the radio this morning.
Presumably you will have to wash/bathe in beer until the crisis is over. ;)
Luckily it is pissing down at the moment...
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2007, 02:46:26 PM »
I now have a mental vision of LL dancing round the garden, in the buff, wielding a bar of Dove Soap.
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2007, 02:49:13 PM »
Soapy tit wank, anoyone?!
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2007, 02:52:59 PM »
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2007, 03:08:46 PM »
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2007, 03:22:17 PM »
Was that too rude?
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2007, 03:23:15 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 03:22:17 PM
Was that too rude?
Oh yes...  redface:

It'll be The Youngs will it?  whistle:
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2007, 03:27:50 PM »
I'm only on my fifth pint, so prolly not.

I notice, however, that you have not dispelled my suggestion?
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2007, 03:32:45 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 03:27:50 PM
I'm only on my fifth pint, so prolly not.

I notice, however, that you have not dispelled my suggestion?
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2007, 03:34:48 PM »
I suspect the bugger was there first.  ;)
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2007, 03:40:58 PM »
True. It's no wonder all his hair has fallen out if he is indugling in that sort of caper...  whistle:
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Re: Four Saturdays To Go
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2007, 03:50:06 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on December 01, 2007, 03:40:58 PM
True. It's no wonder all his hair has fallen out if he is indugling in that sort of caper...(Insert whistle smiley)

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