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Offline apc2010

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #150 on: May 28, 2020, 12:26:51 PM »
Ironman is a Fe male ............. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #151 on: May 28, 2020, 12:34:10 PM »
I've bought a face mask for my pet duck.
It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #152 on: May 28, 2020, 12:41:53 PM »
Ironman is a Fe male ............. rubschin:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #153 on: May 28, 2020, 08:43:21 PM »
I've bought a face mask for my pet duck.
It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #154 on: May 29, 2020, 12:41:56 PM »
I bought a pen that writes underwater ........ Thumbs:



It writes other words too ......... Thumbs:





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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #155 on: May 29, 2020, 12:56:32 PM »
I bought a pen that writes underwater ........ Thumbs:



It writes other words too ......... Thumbs:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #156 on: May 29, 2020, 04:36:59 PM »
I bought a pen that writes underwater ........ Thumbs:



It writes other words too ......... Thumbs:

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Can it write 'upside down'...?  rubschin:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #157 on: June 01, 2020, 08:43:56 AM »
(got to be an Affs but sod it)


A lorry carrying 10 Ton of Vicks vapour rub has overturned.
Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 12 hours !
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #158 on: June 01, 2020, 08:44:38 AM »
(got to be an Affs but sod it)


A lorry carrying 10 Ton of Vicks vapour rub has overturned.
Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 12 hours !

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #159 on: June 01, 2020, 08:45:43 PM »
(got to be an Affs but sod it)


A lorry carrying 10 Ton of Vicks vapour rub has overturned.
Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 12 hours !

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #160 on: June 04, 2020, 04:44:09 PM »
I was at the hardware store and asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?"

He said "Ammonia cleaner."..........






I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here."........... whistle:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #161 on: June 04, 2020, 04:49:22 PM »
I was at the hardware store and asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?"

He said "Ammonia cleaner."..........






I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here."........... whistle:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #162 on: June 04, 2020, 05:29:57 PM »
I was at the hardware store and asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?"

He said "Ammonia cleaner."..........






I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here."........... whistle:
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #163 on: June 04, 2020, 07:36:05 PM »
I was at the hardware store and asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?"

He said "Ammonia cleaner."..........






I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here."........... whistle:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #164 on: June 05, 2020, 02:04:58 PM »
I was at the hardware store and asked the man "What gets rid of grime and stains?"

He said "Ammonia cleaner."..........






I replied "Oh sorry, I thought you worked here."........... whistle:
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