The all new Nick's adventures in Derby

[Nick]

Had to clear the car today ahead of annual service and MOT Friday.

Drop car off Thurs eve
Make way home on tram
Friday get to station (taxi?)
Train to Derby
Bus to work
Another bus to main place of work
Cue: foul weather
Call at about 2.00 with sucked teeth from garage about expensive repairs
Bus to station
Train
Tram
Taxi

Sat a.m. Tram to car, hand over card to pay for repairs, sell flat to pay for repairs, sleep in cardboard box forever 

[Steve]

Had to clear the car today ahead of annual service and MOT Friday.

Drop car off Thurs eve
Make way home on tram
Friday get to station (taxi?)
Train to Derby
Bus to work
Another bus to main place of work
Cue: foul weather
Call at about 2.00 with sucked teeth from garage about expensive repairs
Bus to station
Train
Tram
Taxi

Sat a.m. Tram to car, hand over card to pay for repairs, sell flat to pay for repairs, sleep in cardboard box forever 

It'll still get a car parking ticket on Friday

[Nick]

 

Still getting e mail traffic tonight at this time. With or without London job I may resign Friday. The place is INSANE!!

[Nick]

Another day, another parking ticket.

In interesting news, we got an excited e mail this morning from a crazed member of staff who had made something entirely new and wanted it all over the media. He did not explain what it was but he did send a photograph of it. I throw it open to the team to help me with this amazing breakthrough. We have asked him what it is and why it is so exciting, but he hasn't replied.



ANy offers?

I left early (secretly) to drop the Owld Sierra off at the garage for his annual service and MOT 

[Barman]

Another day, another parking ticket.

In interesting news, we got an excited e mail this morning from a crazed member of staff who had made something entirely new and wanted it all over the media. He did not explain what it was but he did send a photograph of it. I throw it open to the team to help me with this amazing breakthrough. We have asked him what it is and why it is so exciting, but he hasn't replied.



ANy offers?

I left early (secretly) to drop the Owld Sierra off at the garage for his annual service and MOT 

Is it a colouring book for blind people...? 

[Steve]

Another day, another parking ticket.

In interesting news, we got an excited e mail this morning from a crazed member of staff who had made something entirely new and wanted it all over the media. He did not explain what it was but he did send a photograph of it. I throw it open to the team to help me with this amazing breakthrough. We have asked him what it is and why it is so exciting, but he hasn't replied.



ANy offers?

I left early (secretly) to drop the Owld Sierra off at the garage for his annual service and MOT 

Is it a colouring book for blind people...? 

   you win

[Darwins Selection]

Another day, another parking ticket.

In interesting news, we got an excited e mail this morning from a crazed member of staff who had made something entirely new and wanted it all over the media. He did not explain what it was but he did send a photograph of it. I throw it open to the team to help me with this amazing breakthrough. We have asked him what it is and why it is so exciting, but he hasn't replied.



ANy offers?

I left early (secretly) to drop the Owld Sierra off at the garage for his annual service and MOT 

Is it a colouring book for blind people...? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Is it somewhere to stick your parking tickets on ???

[Nick]

I have just told them, yes the emails flood in at this time, that I will resign TOMORROW if this insanity does not stop. I have had over 40 work e mails since 6.00. They can fuck off.

Goodnight

[Barman]

Is it somewhere to stick your parking tickets on ???

 

[Steve]

Is it somewhere to stick your parking tickets on ???

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I have just told them, yes the emails flood in at this time, that I will resign TOMORROW if this insanity does not stop. I have had over 40 work e mails since 6.00. They can fuck off.

Goodnight

That sounds perfectly normal     

I am waiting for someone to turn the feck up to work so I can sack them and tell them to get the feck out of werk 

[Barman]

I have just told them, yes the emails flood in at this time, that I will resign TOMORROW if this insanity does not stop. I have had over 40 work e mails since 6.00. They can fuck off.

Goodnight

That sounds perfectly normal     

I am waiting for someone to turn the feck up to work so I can sack them and tell them to get the feck out of werk 

 

[Nick]

Saw the boss first thing and told him I had had enough and was leaving. He is also leaving at the end of the month for the same reasons and advised me to go to the quack to get a sick note to cover my notice period so I will get all March and half April paid. Seen quack and now at home.

Very relieved!!  Never going to Derby again.

[Steve]

Saw the boss first thing and told him I had had enough and was leaving. He is also leaving at the end of the month for the same reasons and advised me to go to the quack to get a sick note to cover my notice period so I will get all March and half April paid. Seen quack and now at home.

Very relieved!!  Never going to Derby again.

  I guess

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