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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #165 on: February 27, 2018, 05:17:47 PM »
Meeting confirmed in London for Friday a.m., so deffo a sicky  :thumbsup:  I am already preparing the ground  angel1

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #166 on: February 27, 2018, 05:49:16 PM »
Ta  :thumbsup:

And no PAYE or NI, all paid gross to my company  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #167 on: February 27, 2018, 06:18:01 PM »
Ta  :thumbsup:

And no PAYE or NI, all paid gross to my company  :thumbsup:
The old dividend dodge so you don't pay for the NHS that's filling your bladder with rare treatments?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #168 on: February 27, 2018, 06:31:10 PM »
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I pay my tax  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #169 on: February 27, 2018, 07:57:42 PM »
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I pay my tax  angel1
But you do use the dividend dodge don't you
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #170 on: February 27, 2018, 08:00:55 PM »
My accountant handles those trivial details  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #171 on: February 27, 2018, 08:30:05 PM »
My accountant handles those trivial details  angel1

Translation: 'Mahoossive bill from HMRC imminent......'  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #172 on: February 27, 2018, 10:53:32 PM »
My accountant handles those trivial details  angel1

Translation: 'Mahoossive bill from HMRC imminent......'  noooo:
I doubt it

It's a well known dodge, form your own company, only pay a token salary but pay yourself a dividend as sole shareholder and reap the lower tax rate and extra allowance that dividends have.
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #173 on: February 28, 2018, 06:19:33 AM »
My accountant handles those trivial details  angel1

Translation: 'Mahoossive bill from HMRC imminent......'  noooo:
I doubt it

It's a well known dodge, form your own company, only pay a token salary but pay yourself a dividend as sole shareholder and reap the lower tax rate and extra allowance that dividends have.

But don't get caught out like that BBC presenter and have to pay £400K back laters obvs.  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #174 on: February 28, 2018, 06:20:17 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #175 on: February 28, 2018, 05:59:04 PM »
Today I parked, as usual, in my own parking space. My permit was obscured by snow. I got a parking ticket. From my employers. To whom I pay a %age of my salary to have a car park pass.


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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #176 on: February 28, 2018, 06:57:21 PM »
Today I parked, as usual, in my own parking space. My permit was obscured by snow. I got a parking ticket. From my employers. To whom I pay a %age of my salary to have a car park pass.


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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #177 on: February 28, 2018, 07:03:27 PM »
They are bastards. I raised hell and the ticket was withdrawn within the hour. But I can do without more shit from this lot of mongs  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #178 on: February 28, 2018, 08:50:18 PM »
They are bastards. I raised hell and the ticket was withdrawn within the hour. But I can do without more shit from this lot of mongs  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Very wise. get it from a different lot that pay more.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #179 on: February 28, 2018, 08:51:18 PM »
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