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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #150 on: February 23, 2018, 05:58:49 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #151 on: February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM »
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #152 on: February 24, 2018, 04:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:

I was going to make a Growler joke but thunk better of it (almost)
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #153 on: February 24, 2018, 04:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 facepalm:

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it.  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #154 on: February 24, 2018, 04:07:16 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 facepalm:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #155 on: February 24, 2018, 04:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2018, 04:06:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 facepalm:

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it.  :thumbsup:

Methinks Nick meant Computer Games Programming

It is a somewhat niche skill set needed and a fair industry
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #156 on: February 24, 2018, 04:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 24, 2018, 04:19:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2018, 04:06:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 facepalm:

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it.  :thumbsup:

Methinks Nick meant Computer Games Programming

It is a somewhat niche skill set needed and a fair industry

Bugger. Ah well, so much for being paid for a hobby...  lol:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #157 on: February 24, 2018, 06:22:53 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2018, 04:22:52 PM
Quote from: Steve on February 24, 2018, 04:19:25 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 24, 2018, 04:06:26 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 24, 2018, 03:47:23 PM
Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8.  NickSick

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 facepalm:

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it.  :thumbsup:

Methinks Nick meant Computer Games Programming

It is a somewhat niche skill set needed and a fair industry

Bugger. Ah well, so much for being paid for a hobby...  lol:

Hmm Nick may have been right after all...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5425149/In-Chinas-eSport-schools-students-learn-pays-play.html

Given that esports is a multi million pound industry and still growing I can see this kind of course spreading.  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #158 on: February 26, 2018, 05:31:54 PM »
Had a showdown today with the vile Natasha and told her to stick to her job and stop inventing extra werk to try to impress me  eveilgrin:

London called and want to see me on Friday about the better paid job (+exes) there. Not confirmed yet, but I may have to pull a sicky  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #159 on: February 26, 2018, 06:00:09 PM »
Natasha inventing extra work you say.  In the broom cupboard?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #160 on: February 26, 2018, 06:05:11 PM »
She is a witch indeed, ultra serious about herself (humourless), aims to impress at all times (ambitious) and has shaved her eyebrows off and then painted them back on again (twat).
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #161 on: February 26, 2018, 06:12:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2018, 06:05:11 PM
She is a witch indeed, ultra serious about herself (humourless), aims to impress at all times (ambitious) and has shaved her eyebrows off and then painted them back on again (twat).
She turned you down then
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #162 on: February 26, 2018, 06:29:51 PM »
I have put her in her place  angel1

If all goes well in London on Friday I will resign  angel1
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #163 on: February 26, 2018, 06:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 26, 2018, 06:29:51 PM
I have put her in her place  angel1

If all goes well in London on Friday I will resign  angel1
It's no good Nick, you throw out a name like Natasha and no matter what the facts, it just communicates sultry totty

Best of luck with Londinium, make want to take your skis Friday
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Derby
« Reply #164 on: February 27, 2018, 05:11:37 PM »
Meeting confirmed in London for Friday a.m., so deffo a sicky  :thumbsup:  I am already preparing the ground  angel1

£6.5K a month +exes for 18 days werk per month. cloud9:
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