The all new Nick's adventures in Derby

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

[Steve]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

I was going to make a Growler joke but thunk better of it (almost)

[Grumpmeister]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it. 

[Barman]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

 

[Steve]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it. 

Methinks Nick meant Computer Games Programming

It is a somewhat niche skill set needed and a fair industry

[Grumpmeister]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it. 

Methinks Nick meant Computer Games Programming

It is a somewhat niche skill set needed and a fair industry

Bugger. Ah well, so much for being paid for a hobby... 

[Grumpmeister]

Corker today.

Had to show my face at an Open Day and was in at 8. 

I was checking around to see how things were set up in advance of the arrival of parents and kids. My nose detected a terrible smell, so I went off to investigate.

I encountered a tramp. Filthy waist length grey hair, vile BO, filthy ragged clothes, wild staring eyes and a trolley full of strange objects in bags. He was inspecting a painting from about an inch away. He was quite a big chap so I called Security to get him removed.

They arrived promptly and I pointed him out. I could smell him from 10 yards away.

They said, "We can't remove him. He is the Professor of Computer Gaming."

 

They have an Professor of Computer Gaming? Find out the salary and what the role entails, get rid of the bugger and I'll take it. 

Methinks Nick meant Computer Games Programming

It is a somewhat niche skill set needed and a fair industry

Bugger. Ah well, so much for being paid for a hobby... 

Hmm Nick may have been right after all... 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5425149/In-Chinas-eSport-schools-students-learn-pays-play.html

Given that esports is a multi million pound industry and still growing I can see this kind of course spreading. 

[Nick]

Had a showdown today with the vile Natasha and told her to stick to her job and stop inventing extra werk to try to impress me 

London called and want to see me on Friday about the better paid job (+exes) there. Not confirmed yet, but I may have to pull a sicky 

[Steve]

Natasha inventing extra work you say.  In the broom cupboard?

[Nick]

She is a witch indeed, ultra serious about herself (humourless), aims to impress at all times (ambitious) and has shaved her eyebrows off and then painted them back on again (twat).

[Steve]

She is a witch indeed, ultra serious about herself (humourless), aims to impress at all times (ambitious) and has shaved her eyebrows off and then painted them back on again (twat).

She turned you down then

[Nick]

I have put her in her place 

If all goes well in London on Friday I will resign 

[Steve]

I have put her in her place 

If all goes well in London on Friday I will resign 

It's no good Nick, you throw out a name like Natasha and no matter what the facts, it just communicates sultry totty

Best of luck with Londinium, make want to take your skis Friday

[Nick]

Meeting confirmed in London for Friday a.m., so deffo a sicky    I am already preparing the ground 

£6.5K a month +exes for 18 days werk per month.