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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #300 on: October 13, 2016, 06:09:29 PM »
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #301 on: October 13, 2016, 06:16:00 PM »
One of my jobs has been to write the Prospectus. A draft was circulating and I was berated by a wumman
for starting sentences with the word "and". IT's WRONG!!!!

SHe e mailed me about it too  noooo:

So I sent her this  :thumbsup:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

She is a broken woman (I copied lots of other folks into my reply  :thumbsup:)
facepalm:  Nick's become a god botherer  noooo: and one with poor grammar too  noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #302 on: October 13, 2016, 10:03:46 PM »
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wjen I said I wanted this place to go out with a bang I didn't mean literally...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #303 on: October 14, 2016, 08:19:44 AM »
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wjen I said I wanted this place to go out with a bang I didn't mean literally...  scared2:


I looked at Medeira but didn't like the runway looked a bit too near the cliffs.   And then we landed in Carcassonne on Monday as if taking part in airshow, dropped down very fast, rose up, figure of 8 then landed, no brakes achieved the far end of the runway where he finally found the button to tip the wing slower uppers and the brakes... I think I am over it now.  shocked003
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #304 on: October 14, 2016, 08:21:55 AM »
Not for long. Will soon post monkey and blindfold pics and then Madeira cloud9:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wjen I said I wanted this place to go out with a bang I didn't mean literally...  scared2:


I looked at Medeira but didn't like the runway looked a bit too near the cliffs.   And then we landed in Carcassonne on Monday as if taking part in airshow, dropped down very fast, rose up, figure of 8 then landed, no brakes achieved the far end of the runway where he finally found the button to tip the wing slower uppers and the brakes... I think I am over it now.  shocked003

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #305 on: October 18, 2016, 05:14:54 AM »
Being taken out for lunch  cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #306 on: October 18, 2016, 08:20:19 AM »

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It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #312 on: October 18, 2016, 11:55:25 AM »

 scared2:

lol: lol:
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Who the hell gave BM pistols...  scared2:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #313 on: October 18, 2016, 12:10:07 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #314 on: October 18, 2016, 12:14:34 PM »

 scared2:

lol: lol:
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 lol: lol: lol: lol:

 rubschin:

 eeek:

Who the hell gave BM pistols...  scared2:

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Thought it was our 'sleeping with the fishes?' ex poster Baldy

Ah you missed that conversation back when Baldy first joined, BM was kind enough to model the back of his head for the avatart pic...  :thumbsup:

 evil:

What?  We all thought it was a nice gesture, especially as it wasn't taken from the front.  whistle:
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