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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #315 on: October 18, 2016, 12:21:43 PM »

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Who the hell gave BM pistols...  scared2:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #316 on: October 18, 2016, 03:52:25 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #317 on: October 19, 2016, 04:37:01 AM »
My last day sad24:


Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check

What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #318 on: October 19, 2016, 06:46:20 AM »
My last day sad24:


Monkey: check
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What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

They don't write you a check...?
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #319 on: October 19, 2016, 09:09:59 AM »
My last day sad24:


Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check

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Looks like you're planning a variation of 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #320 on: October 19, 2016, 12:27:53 PM »
My last day sad24:


Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check


What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Given the combination of you, a blindfold and a baseball bat? The list is endless...  scared2:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #321 on: October 19, 2016, 04:19:56 PM »
My last day sad24:


Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check


What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Given the combination of you, a blindfold and a baseball bat? The list is endless...  scared2:

Sore nipples will be the least of his worries
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #322 on: October 19, 2016, 04:23:56 PM »
My last day sad24:


Monkey: check
Blindfold: check
Baseball bat: check


What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:

Given the combination of you, a blindfold and a baseball bat? The list is endless...  scared2:

Sore nipples will be the least of his worries

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #323 on: October 19, 2016, 06:09:57 PM »
It was a triumph  cloud9: And I have lovely pressies. And now I am in Maida Vale cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #324 on: October 19, 2016, 06:14:47 PM »
It was a triumph  cloud9: And I have lovely pressies. And now I am in Maida Vale cloud9:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #325 on: October 19, 2016, 08:03:54 PM »
It was a triumph  cloud9: And I have lovely pressies. And now I am in Maida Vale, handcuffed to a lamppost, drunk  and naked... cloud9:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #326 on: October 20, 2016, 11:13:23 AM »
I now declare this thread closed.





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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #327 on: October 20, 2016, 03:04:35 PM »
"Bash my monkey girls...."  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #328 on: October 20, 2016, 04:12:46 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #329 on: October 20, 2016, 06:02:44 PM »
I now declare this thread closed.






 :thumbsup:  you sure know how to make an exit Mr Nick
Well, whatever, nevermind