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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #285 on: October 06, 2016, 05:29:32 AM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #286 on: October 06, 2016, 05:51:07 AM »
Are there any pictures of your closet?   rubschin:

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #288 on: October 06, 2016, 06:52:55 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #289 on: October 11, 2016, 04:18:48 PM »
Ironbridge and met that Maggie Philbin. SHe was wearing a tin foil suit and came in her own hovercraft with a robot butler  ::)

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #290 on: October 11, 2016, 05:01:19 PM »
An All Staff e mail floods in. "I have found a passport. Whose is it?"

I replied, "I guess the photo and the name might help."

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #291 on: October 11, 2016, 07:07:39 PM »
An All Staff e mail floods in. "I have found a passport. Whose is it?"

I replied, "I guess the photo and the name might help."

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #292 on: October 11, 2016, 11:43:18 PM »
An All Staff e mail floods in. "I have found a passport. Whose is it?"

I replied, "I guess the photo and the name might help."

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #293 on: October 12, 2016, 08:50:11 AM »
"I have found a passport. Who's is it?"
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #294 on: October 12, 2016, 12:16:01 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #295 on: October 12, 2016, 06:07:56 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #296 on: October 13, 2016, 04:16:32 PM »
One of my jobs has been to write the Prospectus. A draft was circulating and I was berated by a wumman
for starting sentences with the word "and". IT's WRONG!!!!

SHe e mailed me about it too  noooo:

So I sent her this  :thumbsup:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

She is a broken woman (I copied lots of other folks into my reply  :thumbsup:)
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #297 on: October 13, 2016, 05:08:30 PM »
And what happened?

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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #298 on: October 13, 2016, 05:36:52 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread
« Reply #299 on: October 13, 2016, 05:50:12 PM »
And the thread continues...  :thumbsup:
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