The all new Nick's adventures in Telford thread

[Tipsy Gipsy]

I am homeless for tomorrow night

Every hotel for miles around is full and one is advertising its one remaining room for £400

Why? SOme sort of farm show and a convention of milk farmers 

I have found a hotel in Wolverhampton Or a caravan (Tipsy stylee) in the middle of a field 

Oh Nick .... have only just seen this.. what a pity you could have stayed with me.   









 

[Nick]

 





































 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

 

[Nick]

WOrking at "the office" (unpaid ) on something with a noon deadline. All the people I need info from are in a meeting till 11.30

[Steve]

WOrking at "the office" (unpaid ) on something with a noon deadline. All the people I need info from are in a meeting till 11.30

Just make it all up then.  Seemples

[Nick]

And this week I have booked myself into two different hotels 

And my cleaners have texted to tell me that the suits I collected earlier both have the wrong trousers with them 

[Darwins Selection]

And this week I have booked myself into two different hotels 

And my cleaners have texted to tell me that the suits I collected earlier both have the wrong trousers with them 

 

[Barman]

And this week I have booked myself into two different hotels 

And my cleaners have texted to tell me that the suits I collected earlier both have the wrong trousers with them 

 

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

More loonies today and I had lunch with a Paralympic gold medallist who was surrounded by swooning wimmin 

Helped one of the good guys and got excellent revenge on a total clot before being accidentally stitched up with an old enemy by the bustily thrusting Leanne 

It's all go.............

[Nick]

Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown 

Knackered and slightly poorly.     May be getting my contract extended again 

[Barman]

Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown 

Knackered and slightly poorly.     May be getting my contract extended again 

Lend us €50! 

[Nick]

Walked through Reception earlier and saw two members of staff talkiing.

One of them pointed at me and said, "That's him!"

 

[Pirate]

Walked through Reception earlier and saw two members of staff talkiing.

One of them pointed at me and said, "That's him!"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7RMKq8RQj4

 

[Grumpmeister]

Defeated 2 monkeys today and met another one who is a monkey dressed as a clown 

Knackered and slightly poorly.     May be getting my contract extended again