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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #405 on: April 03, 2018, 06:35:37 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #408 on: April 09, 2018, 02:54:16 AM »
Trainsurfing and Tombstoning in one package, Mr Darwin sir is getting efficient...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html

If that dozy bastard lives to see the end of the year I'm going to be amazed...   noooo:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #409 on: April 09, 2018, 07:31:31 AM »
Trainsurfing and Tombstoning in one package, Mr Darwin sir is getting efficient...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html

If that dozy bastard lives to see the end of the year I'm going to be amazed...   noooo:

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Maybe he heard a man with head in a bucket was on the train
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #410 on: April 09, 2018, 01:31:39 PM »
Trainsurfing and Tombstoning in one package, Mr Darwin sir is getting efficient...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html

If that dozy bastard lives to see the end of the year I'm going to be amazed...   noooo:

Ah twas in Oz

Maybe he heard a man with head in a bucket was on the train



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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #411 on: April 09, 2018, 08:24:30 PM »
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #412 on: May 01, 2018, 08:52:50 PM »
Think your watch may be running a little slow Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5679173/Idiot-teenager-throws-gap-rails-seconds-train-arrives.html

Aside from traumatising the driver something tells me it wouldn't be a great loss if he had cocked up and been hit by the train. I can't see him being a Noble Prize winner...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #413 on: June 07, 2018, 09:01:18 PM »
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #416 on: June 17, 2018, 12:41:21 AM »
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #417 on: June 17, 2018, 04:56:25 AM »
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html


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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #418 on: June 17, 2018, 08:39:18 AM »
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html


 noooo:
  noooo: noooo:


I see Meister an 'armless tourist and raise him a stabbed himself to death accidentally full Darwinista

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #419 on: June 17, 2018, 09:57:59 AM »
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