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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #420 on: June 17, 2018, 03:29:51 PM »
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html


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I see Meister an 'armless tourist and raise him a stabbed himself to death accidentally full Darwinista

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html


Teeside, says it all really...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #421 on: June 18, 2018, 02:37:36 PM »
Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."
Well, whatever nevermind

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #422 on: June 18, 2018, 02:41:41 PM »
Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."


I just read about that elsewhere...

Seems like a great result apart from the trains being delayed and the effect on the driver.
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #423 on: June 18, 2018, 03:17:04 PM »
Was it Wandsworth Common?  whistle:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #424 on: June 18, 2018, 03:23:30 PM »
Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."


I'm sure they were lovely lads.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #425 on: June 18, 2018, 03:29:39 PM »
I think Liverpool actually has a shop that sells flowers, teddies and string  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #426 on: July 01, 2018, 01:02:11 PM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #427 on: July 01, 2018, 02:03:56 PM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html


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I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea...  eeek:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #428 on: July 01, 2018, 02:06:50 PM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html


 noooo:

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea...  eeek:


Ask Baldy you say...  rubschin:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #429 on: July 01, 2018, 02:23:38 PM »
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html


 noooo:

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea...  eeek:

Well it is a puzzler, you'd sort of hope this was his first as anyone dumb enough to dabble like that could have hurt people with other dabblings.

Classic Darwin though
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #430 on: July 01, 2018, 08:20:18 PM »
Mr Darwin sir, you may want to suggest your man uses a Great White next time there is someone stupid enough to want to pet and feed a shark by hand...  noooo:

Crap headline and not a great article but who in their right mind would want to stand on a submerged step on the side of a boat and hand feed a shark, even a so called 'docile' breed...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5903763/The-terrifying-moment-woman-dragged-underwater-SHARK-trying-feed-it.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #431 on: July 01, 2018, 08:29:42 PM »
Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #432 on: July 02, 2018, 03:27:44 AM »
Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html


Close but no cigar...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #433 on: July 06, 2018, 01:16:20 PM »
A triple Darwiner

Go swimming at the top of a waterfall, what could possibly go wrong?  Oh yes, that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #434 on: July 07, 2018, 02:50:34 AM »
A triple Darwiner

Go swimming at the top of a waterfall, what could possibly go wrong?  Oh yes, that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569

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