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Title: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2014, 09:54:42 AM
For going above and beyond in his efforts to cleanse the gene pool Darwin deserves a medal, or at the very least a bottle or Ardberg from BM's stash in the cellar.  :thumbsup:

Stopping idiots like this from being able to reproduce can only be a good thing.  lol:

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A Wisconsin man had a longstanding erotic game with his wife where she would place the barrel of an unloaded shotgun against his scrotum and he would tell her to pull the trigger.
This time, the imminent arrival of one of his wife’s friends seems to have made them rush, because the gun was loaded. The man survived, earning a rare Living Darwin Award for his self-exclusion from the human gene pool.


 eeek: eeek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11288563/The-Darwin-Awards-20-years-of-lethal-stupidity.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11288563/The-Darwin-Awards-20-years-of-lethal-stupidity.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 10:15:24 AM
 noooo:  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2014, 11:10:02 AM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 11:11:14 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You have a shotgun......... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 13, 2014, 11:17:07 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You have a shotgun......... rubschin:

All he needs now is a scrotum.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on December 13, 2014, 11:17:47 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You have a shotgun......... rubschin:

All he needs now is a scrotum.  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 13, 2014, 11:22:08 AM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You have a shotgun......... rubschin:

All he needs now is a scrotum.  Thumbs:

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2014, 11:44:18 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2014, 01:13:12 PM
noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

You have a shotgun......... rubschin:

All he needs now is a scrotum.  Thumbs:

In a jar in LL's bedside cabinet you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2015, 12:47:06 PM
Looks like another one join the list

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090)

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 10, 2015, 03:19:58 PM
Looks like another one join the list

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url])

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2015, 04:27:53 PM
Looks like another one join the list

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url])

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Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 10, 2015, 04:57:20 PM
Looks like another one join the list

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url])

Quote
Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."


You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on January 10, 2015, 05:24:44 PM
Looks like another one join the list

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-30759090[/url])

Quote
Two men are feared to have drowned in severe weather in the sea off the Brighton coast, the Maritime and Coastguard Agency has said.

They were among four men who had gone into the water overnight . . .

Sussex Police said they believed the second man to have been swept out to sea had gone to the rescue of the first.



What an utter fuckwit taking a rescuer with him  evil:

Moral:  if you see a drowning fuckwit just  point:



It was in Brighton don't forget . . .

Brighton Police said: "John Fitzpatrick drowned in rough seas off the pier tonight. Sadly his friend, Patrick Fitzjohn, also died attempting a failed rescue . . ."


You mean he was trying to pull him out of the water?


Probably beating him off . . .     whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 10:13:21 PM
A Cypriot hunter shot n killed himself yesterday cleaning his gun....... noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 12, 2015, 10:17:25 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.

The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 12, 2015, 10:45:43 PM
A Cypriot hunter shot n killed himself yesterday cleaning his gun....... noooo:

Is hunting Cypriots legal now?  Spose it is the 12th
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2015, 12:01:09 AM
A Cypriot hunter shot n killed himself yesterday cleaning his gun....... noooo:

Is hunting Cypriots legal now?  Spose it is the 12th

How long do you have to live in Cyprus before you are considered a local? Is that the real reason BM wears the bucket?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
A Cypriot hunter shot n killed himself yesterday cleaning his gun....... noooo:

Is hunting Cypriots legal now?  Spose it is the 12th

How long do you have to live in Cyprus before you are considered a local? Is that the real reason BM wears the bucket?  rubschin:

Probably how he got the eye-holes in it.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2015, 04:05:11 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.

The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........

Not a rifle - a shotgun!  Banghead

Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.

No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on January 13, 2015, 04:09:19 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.

The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........

Not a rifle - a shotgun!  Banghead

Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.

No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...

So true....was with a mate who got his rifles. whistle: out to clean from the previous season....one was still loaded....but they were carefully stored in his wardrobe..... ::)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2015, 04:17:58 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.

The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........

Not a rifle - a shotgun!  Banghead

Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.

No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...

So true....was with a mate who got his rifles. whistle: out to clean from the previous season....one was still loaded....but they were carefully stored in his wardrobe..... ::)

 evil:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 14, 2015, 02:04:53 AM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.

The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........

Not a rifle - a shotgun!  Banghead

Cypriot hunters always walk round with closed, loaded shotguns.... it is a recipe for disaster.

No doubt he got back to his car with his loaded gun, drove home and it went off when he put it down or fell over and went off.... the 'safety' (which they never use anyway) is only a trigger lock on a shotgun. So any good knock can release the firing pin...

So true....was with a mate who got his rifles. whistle: out to clean from the previous season....one was still loaded....but they were carefully stored in his wardrobe..... ::)

Ballistic Mong you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 25, 2015, 05:47:24 AM
Hmmm I may have found a hobby, but that last demonstration...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk (http://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2015, 08:06:13 AM
Hmmm I may have found a hobby, but that last demonstration...  eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk[/url])
eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 12:07:13 PM
On the one hand this looks like a Darwin Award in the making

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F03%2F25460B5C00000578-2936699-Due_to_safety_concerns_Barrow_was_unable_to_snowboard_directly_b-a-37_1422964819408.jpg&hash=3134ba3a2e6765a5bcf994fa2a850b89)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2936699/Britain-s-fastest-snowboarder-Jamie-Barrow-person-towed-commercial-plane.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2936699/Britain-s-fastest-snowboarder-Jamie-Barrow-person-towed-commercial-plane.html)

on the other hand it does look like fun, so do the electric jet thrusters...  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 06:40:34 PM
A man from Paphos died on Sunday evening after what investigators suspect was a tragic accident involving his own hunting rifle.

The man, who is from Stroumbi village, was found dead outside his home in the Kamanterena area – between Stroumbi and Polemiou – from a single gunshot wound. Foul play has been ruled out preliminarily as has suicide by police who suspect that the weapon may have gone off accidentally as he was holding it..........

Just found out it was my"mate's" dad......... ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 06:46:15 PM
Judging from the smiles I'm guessing that in this case mate means 'I can't stand the bastard'  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 06:56:05 PM
Judging from the smiles I'm guessing that in this case mate means 'I can't stand the bastard'  rubschin:


No......oops meant to be... eeek: eeek:....he is a smashing bloke.... redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 07:01:25 PM
Should have gone to Specsavers..  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 06, 2015, 05:18:41 PM
Letting kids play with automatic weapons, what's the worst that could happen.....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942540/Inside-America-s-machine-gun-theme-park-Firearms-lovers-flock-Florida-s-newest-attraction-tourists-try-Glock-17s-shoot-Bin-Laden.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942540/Inside-America-s-machine-gun-theme-park-Firearms-lovers-flock-Florida-s-newest-attraction-tourists-try-Glock-17s-shoot-Bin-Laden.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2015, 05:20:01 PM
Letting kids play with automatic weapons, what's the worst that could happen.....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942540/Inside-America-s-machine-gun-theme-park-Firearms-lovers-flock-Florida-s-newest-attraction-tourists-try-Glock-17s-shoot-Bin-Laden.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942540/Inside-America-s-machine-gun-theme-park-Firearms-lovers-flock-Florida-s-newest-attraction-tourists-try-Glock-17s-shoot-Bin-Laden.html[/url])



 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2015, 06:23:29 PM
Letting kids play with automatic weapons, what's the worst that could happen.....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942540/Inside-America-s-machine-gun-theme-park-Firearms-lovers-flock-Florida-s-newest-attraction-tourists-try-Glock-17s-shoot-Bin-Laden.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2942540/Inside-America-s-machine-gun-theme-park-Firearms-lovers-flock-Florida-s-newest-attraction-tourists-try-Glock-17s-shoot-Bin-Laden.html[/url])


Awesome!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2015, 08:01:10 PM
It's tempting to say 'you're all doomed' but that would be taking the piss...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949379/Member-British-doom-core-band-Black-Tongue-seriously-injured-falling-speeding-tour-bus-mistook-exit-toilet-door.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949379/Member-British-doom-core-band-Black-Tongue-seriously-injured-falling-speeding-tour-bus-mistook-exit-toilet-door.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2015, 10:43:27 PM
It's tempting to say 'you're all doomed' but that would be taking the piss...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949379/Member-British-doom-core-band-Black-Tongue-seriously-injured-falling-speeding-tour-bus-mistook-exit-toilet-door.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2949379/Member-British-doom-core-band-Black-Tongue-seriously-injured-falling-speeding-tour-bus-mistook-exit-toilet-door.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2015, 07:20:28 PM
Looking at the picture I think one of the morals of the story is that if you are going to be a fire eater, don't grow facial hair

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F16%2F25BD6F1700000578-0-image-a-76_1424106440617.jpg&hash=c8f836e891df23f88be348b5543c5210)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2955874/Terrifying-moment-fire-breather-sets-alight-screaming-audience-trick-goes-wrong-mid-performance.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2955874/Terrifying-moment-fire-breather-sets-alight-screaming-audience-trick-goes-wrong-mid-performance.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 02, 2015, 03:25:28 PM
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2015, 03:35:43 PM
eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url])


Holy fuck!  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 02, 2015, 10:16:37 PM
eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url])


مركز الثقل عالية جدا

Read the handbook
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2015, 05:40:05 AM
eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url])


مركز الثقل عالية جدا

Read the handbook


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2015, 06:47:27 AM
eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3022543/Dramatic-video-shows-moment-group-men-riding-van-sent-flying-swerves-round-corner.html[/url])


 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 27, 2015, 10:46:44 AM
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you....  noooo:

https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ (https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ)

And the award for understatement of the year goes to...

Quote
One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2015, 01:52:46 PM
I've got a great idea for our documentary 'Lair of the Megashark', we'll put the pair of you in a dingy and tow you behind us while while we film you....  noooo:

[url]https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ[/url] ([url]https://youtu.be/6YfkZz07xjQ[/url])

And the award for understatement of the year goes to...

Quote
One of the men described the experience as 'a bit nerve racking' while another man can be heard saying: 'I don't think this is such a brilliant f*****g idea you know'.


[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3056316/I-don-t-think-brilliant-f-g-idea-Watch-terrifying-moment-HUGE-great-white-shark-attacks-film-crew-standing-tiny-dingy-boat.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2015, 02:19:13 PM
We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh.  noooo:

Quote
On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.

Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.


https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0 (https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2015, 02:40:53 PM
We've had a few drinks and I'm bored. I know I'll strip off and you can set me on fire, that will be a laugh.  noooo:

Quote
On an alcohol-fuelled night almost two months ago, he thought it would be harmless to spray himself with deodorant and methylated spirits and have his mates set him alight.

Dressed only in his underpants, he tempted fate by encouraging his mates to light up his leg, which he'd sprayed with deodorant.


[url]https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0[/url] ([url]https://youtu.be/5FHeZsN8Ds0[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3069556/When-pre-drinks-HORRIBLY-wrong-Teen-reveals-mate-s-drunken-party-prank-turned-human-fireball-left-fighting-life.html[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 12, 2015, 09:28:17 AM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here....  eeek:

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money.  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you (http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 10, 2015, 08:12:49 PM
An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck.....  rubschin:

Called the SS Richard Montgomery  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 10, 2015, 09:30:23 PM
An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck.....  rubschin:

Called the SS Richard Montgomery  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url])


[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 11, 2015, 06:59:25 AM
An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck.....  rubschin:

Called the SS Richard Montgomery  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url])


[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]


^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2015, 11:38:25 AM
An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck.....  rubschin:

Called the SS Richard Montgomery  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url])


[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]


^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^


Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 11, 2015, 08:02:08 PM
An innocent paddle board trip to see a shipwreck.....  rubschin:

Called the SS Richard Montgomery  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Just how daft do you have to be to want to go anywhere near a shipwreck carrying 1400 tons of decaying high explosive ordnance.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3118100/Pictured-Moment-idiot-paddleboarder-poses-stranded-WWII-ship-laden-1-400-tonnes-unexploded-bombs-explode-moment.html[/url])


[serious] I have heard much about this wreck over the years and it seems a lot of nonsense.
If there was any real danger of it flattening Sheppey if it went off, MOD would have taken steps to clear it out, also, if it hasn't gone off after 70+ years of battering by tides and storms, some numpty splashing round it on a surf board is probably safe.[/serious]


^^^ wot that nice Mr. Darwin Sir said ^^^


Either that or the MOD thinks that Sheppey would be vastly improved by a large bomb crater...  rubschin:

That's likely it plus improving the gene pool

That wreck is effin dangerous, possibly the only thing more dangerous is trying to move the damn stuff.  Well that and a lightly imbibed 4x4 driving Smugger humming Eight Days a Week
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 11, 2015, 08:36:00 PM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here....  eeek:

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money.  noooo:

[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you[/url] ([url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you[/url])

I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose.  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 11, 2015, 08:52:28 PM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here....  eeek:

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money.  noooo:

[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you[/url] ([url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you[/url])

I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose.  noooo:


Something tells me I'm better off not asking why he was biting your nose in the first place...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 12, 2015, 05:15:03 AM
I love this gator so much I'm going to kiss it on the snout. Oh by the way it's one of the largest and certainly the meanest one we have here....  eeek:

Seems that redneck stupidity may end up giving Darwin a run for his money.  noooo:

[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you[/url] ([url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/575889/Watch-man-hand-monster-alligator-s-mouth-kiss-snout-before-saying-love-you[/url])

I dare him to try that with my terrapin. You don't know pain til fluffy snaps his beak shut on your septum and refuses to let go. 20 minutes I had a terrapin hanging from my nose.  noooo:


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2015, 09:29:29 PM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen.  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bgr.com%2F2015%2F07%2Fiphone-6-gun-case.jpg%253Fw%253D624&hash=0467c4c27e75034d084a098ce709752e)

http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767 (http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2015, 04:28:53 AM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen.  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bgr.com%2F2015%2F07%2Fiphone-6-gun-case.jpg%253Fw%253D624&hash=0467c4c27e75034d084a098ce709752e[/url])

[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url] ([url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url])


Eeeek! What could possibly go wrong?  ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: barmisspah? on July 02, 2015, 10:48:42 AM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen.  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bgr.com%2F2015%2F07%2Fiphone-6-gun-case.jpg%253Fw%253D624&hash=0467c4c27e75034d084a098ce709752e[/url])

[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url] ([url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url])




Nick  NO
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2015, 11:02:24 AM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen.  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bgr.com%2F2015%2F07%2Fiphone-6-gun-case.jpg%253Fw%253D624&hash=0467c4c27e75034d084a098ce709752e[/url])

[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url] ([url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url])




Nick  NO


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Miss Creant on July 02, 2015, 04:52:10 PM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen.  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bgr.com%2F2015%2F07%2Fiphone-6-gun-case.jpg%253Fw%253D624&hash=0467c4c27e75034d084a098ce709752e[/url])

[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url] ([url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url])




Nick  NO


 lol: lol: lol:



Birthday present for 'the boy'? rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on July 02, 2015, 04:53:02 PM
 evil: rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2015, 05:35:40 PM
Anyone stupid enough to buy an iphone case shaped like a pistol sounds like Darwinism waiting to happen.  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bgr.com%2F2015%2F07%2Fiphone-6-gun-case.jpg%253Fw%253D624&hash=0467c4c27e75034d084a098ce709752e[/url])

[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url] ([url]http://www.nbcnews.com/video/police-warn-against-deathtrap-iphone-case-shaped-like-a-gun-474154563767[/url])




Nick  NO


 lol: lol: lol:



Birthday present for 'the boy'? rubschin:


facepalm:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 05, 2015, 06:14:10 PM
Maine man killed after trying to launch firework from top of his head  (http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/05/maine-firework-kills-man-head)

Nice work Mr. Darwin Sir...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on July 05, 2015, 06:55:17 PM
Maine man killed after trying to launch firework from top of his head  ([url]http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jul/05/maine-firework-kills-man-head[/url])

Nice work Mr. Darwin Sir...  :thumbsup:


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2015, 05:33:29 PM
Darwin is one of the Twitterati??  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3173458/YouTube-vlogger-Carnage-admits-really-stupid-nearly-drowning-jumping-Tower-Bridge-dare.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3173458/YouTube-vlogger-Carnage-admits-really-stupid-nearly-drowning-jumping-Tower-Bridge-dare.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2015, 02:24:48 PM
An honourable attempt Mr Darwin  Thumbs:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11777887/Bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-and-puts-triggerhappy-Texan-in-hospital.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11777887/Bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-and-puts-triggerhappy-Texan-in-hospital.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 03, 2015, 11:13:11 AM
Someone who clearly needs your attention Darwin  noooo:

Amongst other things he learned that cutting off his hand hurt and he shouldn't have done it, no shit Sherlock.  noooo:

http://www.moron.com/4-things-learned-cutting-hand-off/ (http://www.moron.com/4-things-learned-cutting-hand-off/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 01:38:49 PM
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4 (http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 01:44:17 PM
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

[url]http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html[/url])


NO NICK!  scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 01:51:14 PM
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

[url]http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html[/url])


NO NICK!  scared2:


You remember what happened the last time Nick was allowed near fireworks then...  scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 01:53:23 PM
Just giving Darwin a heads up, seeing as this has been in the paper it is pretty much guaranteed that some smugger, cockwomble, idiot is going to try strapping fireworks to themselves and end up at the very least blowing their arms off...  eeek:

[url]http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/fYozD1pFdf4[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3212708/All-guns-blazing-Man-straps-Roman-candle-canisters-arms-shoots-hundreds-fireworks-sky.html[/url])


NO NICK!  scared2:


You remember what happened the last time Nick was allowed near fireworks then...  scared2: scared2:



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs30.postimg.org%2Fxmiakvw5p%2FA_Bomb_Hiroshima.jpg&hash=2b20039e6f88f7c84a2cc21ad27d81bb) (http://postimg.org/image/xmiakvw5p/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 27, 2015, 01:58:13 PM
For the sake of humanity Darwin really needs to take these morons in hand before they contribute to the gene pool.  eeek: eeek: eeek:

http://youtu.be/_Gv81rGB5Ds (http://youtu.be/_Gv81rGB5Ds)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2015, 02:10:29 PM
For the sake of humanity Darwin really needs to take these morons in hand before they contribute to the gene pool.  eeek: eeek: eeek:

[url]http://youtu.be/_Gv81rGB5Ds[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/_Gv81rGB5Ds[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2015, 01:57:11 AM
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g (http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on October 29, 2015, 05:42:15 AM
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 08:59:12 PM
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url])


 noooo:


The really scary thing is that they can vote...  scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on October 30, 2015, 08:59:51 PM
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url])


 noooo:


The really scary thing is that they can vote...  scared2:


And breed...  Banghead
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 30, 2015, 09:01:06 PM
What is it about Rednecks and fireworks......mortar baseball. It's all right though, they have a little bottle of water as safety equipment.  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/7FZ7nfwqE-g[/url])


 noooo:


The really scary thing is that they can vote...  scared2:


And breed...  Banghead


Good point. Mr Darwin sir, I think that you need to up your game across the pond.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2016, 04:41:53 AM
Surely there must have been a point where he considered calling a locksmith out before deciding to try and climb into his apartment  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420734/Ecuadorian-national-falls-death-Calle-del-Doctor-Buades-Alicante-trying-access-flat-outside-using-rope.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420734/Ecuadorian-national-falls-death-Calle-del-Doctor-Buades-Alicante-trying-access-flat-outside-using-rope.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2016, 05:45:31 AM
Surely there must have been a point where he considered calling a locksmith out before deciding to try and climb into his apartment  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420734/Ecuadorian-national-falls-death-Calle-del-Doctor-Buades-Alicante-trying-access-flat-outside-using-rope.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3420734/Ecuadorian-national-falls-death-Calle-del-Doctor-Buades-Alicante-trying-access-flat-outside-using-rope.html[/url])


I think the video shows that point very well!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2016, 08:07:44 AM
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2016, 09:00:54 AM
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin

Pretty sure I saw a couple of smugger lookalikes in there..  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2016, 09:45:08 AM
https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin

Pretty sure I saw a couple of smugger lookalikes in there..  rubschin:

There is a guy up the road working on Miss A's house...

He needed some scaffolding to reach the roof and I arranged with my next door neighbour that he could borrow his (he has loads) for free...

But no... rather than driving 30 seconds up the road and taking the free scaffolding (did I mention it was free?) he is using the single-level scaffolding that he already had (about six feet high?) with an extending ladder precariously perched on top of it to reach the roof...  noooo:

To be fair, he has got a bag of cement at the bottom of the ladder to stop it slipping... facepalm:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 02:23:56 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:

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What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 02, 2016, 06:43:17 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:

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What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 02, 2016, 09:32:25 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:

What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html[/url])
noooo: Primitive peasants.

Why don't they cut its throat and set the whole animal on fire like civilised people.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 02, 2016, 10:16:09 AM
Ok let me get this straight, you hold down a bull and completely piss it off by setting its horns on fire before letting it chase you?  eeek:

What is this, Darwin's Lucky Dip?  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426820/Greats-bulls-fire-Startling-moment-locals-set-light-bull-s-horns-traditional-festival-Ecuador-flaming-beast-wins.html[/url])
noooo: Primitive peasants.

Why don't they cut its throat and set the whole animal on fire like civilised people.


If they did that then you wouldn't have as much of a chance to thin out the gene pool...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 01:04:32 AM
 noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480060/Is-weirdest-beauty-craze-Women-glue-SCORPIONS-fingernails-venom-deadly-kills-15-minutes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480060/Is-weirdest-beauty-craze-Women-glue-SCORPIONS-fingernails-venom-deadly-kills-15-minutes.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 06:09:50 AM
noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480060/Is-weirdest-beauty-craze-Women-glue-SCORPIONS-fingernails-venom-deadly-kills-15-minutes.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480060/Is-weirdest-beauty-craze-Women-glue-SCORPIONS-fingernails-venom-deadly-kills-15-minutes.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2016, 04:18:29 PM
noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480060/Is-weirdest-beauty-craze-Women-glue-SCORPIONS-fingernails-venom-deadly-kills-15-minutes.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3480060/Is-weirdest-beauty-craze-Women-glue-SCORPIONS-fingernails-venom-deadly-kills-15-minutes.html[/url])


 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:31:49 PM
http://theshrug.com/guy-pokes-anaconda-with-stick/ (http://theshrug.com/guy-pokes-anaconda-with-stick/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:35:57 PM
[url]http://theshrug.com/guy-pokes-anaconda-with-stick/[/url] ([url]http://theshrug.com/guy-pokes-anaconda-with-stick/[/url])


 eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 09, 2016, 07:45:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_pfYZotC84 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_pfYZotC84)

I laughed so hard I weed a little.  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:46:51 PM
It can be a problem at your age. Try Tena :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2016, 07:48:16 PM
It can be a problem at your age. Try Tena :thumbsup:

Why ..my garden is a mess..... rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 09, 2016, 07:50:01 PM
It can be a problem at your age. Try Tena :thumbsup:

its ok, I was sitting on Apey's lap.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2016, 07:50:29 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2016, 07:54:35 PM
It can be a problem at your age. Try Tena :thumbsup:

its ok, I was sitting on Apey's lap.  Thumbs:

 eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2016, 08:25:53 PM
[url]http://theshrug.com/guy-pokes-anaconda-with-stick/[/url] ([url]http://theshrug.com/guy-pokes-anaconda-with-stick/[/url])


 eeek:
eeek: eeek:   I do feel the Anaconda was well within its rights though
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2016, 11:53:31 PM
Says it all really, having a loose .45 automatic on the back seat where your four year old son can get it. It's just pure dumb luck he didn't end up shooting himself instead.  Banghead

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484064/Pro-gun-poster-girl-shot-four-year-old-son-driving-Florida-boy-pistol-seat-truck.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2016, 11:44:41 AM
The USA gun lobby demonstrating that Darwinism isn't working?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2016, 12:59:56 PM
Standing barefoot on top of the wall you are demolishing with a sledgehammer while wearing no safety gear. Darwin It Yourself?  noooo:

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Something tells me that not even BM or Nick could be that daft...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484927/Daredevil-construction-worker-destroys-wall-standing-on.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3484927/Daredevil-construction-worker-destroys-wall-standing-on.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2016, 01:40:13 AM
Darwin hits his ironic phase?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3485953/Avalanche-kills-director-avalanche-center-Oregon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3485953/Avalanche-kills-director-avalanche-center-Oregon.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2016, 12:56:09 PM
Bugger I'm late and missed my cruise liner, I know I'll swim after it...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512166/British-pensioner-rescued-500-METRES-sea-clinging-handbag-trying-swim-cruise-liner-left-port-without-her.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512166/British-pensioner-rescued-500-METRES-sea-clinging-handbag-trying-swim-cruise-liner-left-port-without-her.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2016, 01:24:54 PM
Bugger I'm late and missed my cruise liner, I know I'll swim after it...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512166/British-pensioner-rescued-500-METRES-sea-clinging-handbag-trying-swim-cruise-liner-left-port-without-her.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512166/British-pensioner-rescued-500-METRES-sea-clinging-handbag-trying-swim-cruise-liner-left-port-without-her.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2016, 02:31:13 PM
Bugger I'm late and missed my cruise liner, I know I'll swim after it...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512166/British-pensioner-rescued-500-METRES-sea-clinging-handbag-trying-swim-cruise-liner-left-port-without-her.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3512166/British-pensioner-rescued-500-METRES-sea-clinging-handbag-trying-swim-cruise-liner-left-port-without-her.html[/url])


 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2016, 03:06:49 PM
The Iron Liver challenge? Interesting approach Mr Darwin sir..  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515309/Here-comes-deadly-online-craze-Idiots-Iron-Liver-Challenge-BOTTLE-spirits-just-60-seconds-yes-s-lethal-dose-one-go.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3515309/Here-comes-deadly-online-craze-Idiots-Iron-Liver-Challenge-BOTTLE-spirits-just-60-seconds-yes-s-lethal-dose-one-go.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2016, 11:54:15 PM
I know the show must go on but... noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526969/Indonesian-popstar-carries-performing-45-minutes-despite-bitten-cobra-collapsing-dying-stage.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526969/Indonesian-popstar-carries-performing-45-minutes-despite-bitten-cobra-collapsing-dying-stage.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 07, 2016, 01:45:55 PM
I know the show must go on but... noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526969/Indonesian-popstar-carries-performing-45-minutes-despite-bitten-cobra-collapsing-dying-stage.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3526969/Indonesian-popstar-carries-performing-45-minutes-despite-bitten-cobra-collapsing-dying-stage.html[/url])

 eeek:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2016, 02:15:45 PM
I'm struggling to shed a tear

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286)

Quote
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash.
He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said.
Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen.  . . .
 . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".

 rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2016, 02:31:28 PM
I'm struggling to shed a tear

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286[/url])

Quote
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash.
He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said.
Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen.  . . .
 . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".

 rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win


No doubt he was an angel... ::)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2016, 03:10:31 PM
I'm struggling to shed a tear

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286[/url])

Quote
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash.
He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said.
Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen.  . . .
 . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".

 rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win


No doubt he was an angel... ::)


Yes indeed, mournathon at school with counsellors for all concerned, "popular and loving, showed great potential, blah blah blah....."
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 08, 2016, 03:21:59 PM
I'm struggling to shed a tear

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-35996286[/url])

Quote
A 16-year-old boy driving a BMW has died in a crash.
He was trying to overtake another vehicle when he lost control and hit a tree at 21:40 BST on Thursday, police said.
Officers have yet to trace the owner of the BMW 318SE and do not yet know if the car was stolen.  . . .
 . .Lancashire Police Sgt Nigel Ralphson said it was "an extremely tragic incident".

 rubschin: One less law breaker, one less BMW seems more like a win win


No doubt he was an angel... ::)


Yes indeed, mournathon at school with counsellors for all concerned, "popular and loving, showed great potential, blah blah blah....."


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Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2016, 11:47:41 PM
An almost mention here.

Planespotting is a safe hobby right? Nothing dangerous or life threatening....

(https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ad202356137extreme-landing.jpg?w=620&h=387&crop=1)

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2016, 05:20:31 AM
An almost mention here.

Planespotting is a safe hobby right? Nothing dangerous or life threatening....

([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ad202356137extreme-landing.jpg?w=620&h=387&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url])


Shit Photoshop surely?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2016, 08:53:18 AM
An almost mention here.

Planespotting is a safe hobby right? Nothing dangerous or life threatening....

([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ad202356137extreme-landing.jpg?w=620&h=387&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url])


Shit Photoshop surely?

well I bet he shit something
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2016, 09:37:45 AM
An almost mention here.

Planespotting is a safe hobby right? Nothing dangerous or life threatening....

([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ad202356137extreme-landing.jpg?w=620&h=387&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url])


Shit Photoshop surely?

Apparently not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OaDBYzEIc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OaDBYzEIc)

Look at 11:50 in.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2016, 09:41:51 AM
An almost mention here.

Planespotting is a safe hobby right? Nothing dangerous or life threatening....

([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ad202356137extreme-landing.jpg?w=620&h=387&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url])


Shit Photoshop surely?

Apparently not

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OaDBYzEIc[/url] ([url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OaDBYzEIc[/url])

Look at 11:50 in.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: 2
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2016, 10:00:51 AM
An almost mention here.

Planespotting is a safe hobby right? Nothing dangerous or life threatening....

([url]https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/ad202356137extreme-landing.jpg?w=620&h=387&crop=1[/url])

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/09/man-narrowly-misses-being-decapitated-while-trying-to-photo-plane-landing-5805243/[/url])


Shit Photoshop surely?

Apparently not

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OaDBYzEIc[/url] ([url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61OaDBYzEIc[/url])

Look at 11:50 in.

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:


Awesome!  ;D

But there is something wrong with the pictures from the article...


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2Ficvxxgkqr%2Fad202356137extreme_landing.jpg&hash=72378c68078cf0326790498d44b69501) (http://postimg.org/image/icvxxgkqr/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs29.postimg.org%2F6mi0g2ryb%2Fad202363387extreme_landing.jpg&hash=362dce008606d18449eeb923e472553b) (http://postimg.org/image/6mi0g2ryb/)

The shadow of the Cessna doesn't match...

They've merged a picture of the guy taking a photo of an approaching aircraft (see how he is focussed *snigger* in the distance) with a picture of a landing Cessna...

In my humble opinion anyway....  whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2016, 10:49:39 AM
 rubschin:   Detective BM may have a point
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 11, 2016, 10:55:37 AM
rubschin:   Detective BM may have a point

 rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fpinkpanther%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe8%2FPinkpanthersellers.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20091215213315&hash=e0eb290451187bc3a6638b3b7a6fde61)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2016, 11:07:29 AM
rubschin:   Detective BM may have a point

 rubschin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvignette3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fpinkpanther%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe8%2FPinkpanthersellers.jpg%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20091215213315&hash=e0eb290451187bc3a6638b3b7a6fde61[/url])


 ;D

 evil:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 12, 2016, 11:45:05 PM
What.........the.........fuck??? Am I a bad person for finding this funny?  redface:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2016, 05:47:15 AM
What.........the.........fuck??? Am I a bad person for finding this funny?  redface:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2016, 08:05:13 AM
What.........the.........fuck??? Am I a bad person for finding this funny?  redface:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/[/url])
Nope happy001   redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2016, 10:39:35 AM
What.........the.........fuck??? Am I a bad person for finding this funny?  redface:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/11/judge-asks-policeman-to-show-court-how-a-grenade-works-so-he-pulls-the-pin-5809206/[/url])
Nope happy001   redface:
lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 15, 2016, 11:34:57 PM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2016, 08:12:54 AM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url])


Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2016, 08:13:50 AM
Ask LL to make one of her specials for dinner  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 16, 2016, 08:35:50 AM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url])


Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:


Metres.  ::)

Feet are for flippers.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2016, 09:26:06 AM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url])


Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:


Metres.  ::)

Feet are for flippers.


doh:

...and...

 cussing:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2016, 10:27:54 AM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url])


Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:


It wasn't so much the drop but the fact that knowing his condition he decides to take up a hobby that requires you to be in peak physical shape that makes him a probable Darwin candidate before too much longer. I just hope that when it does happen he doesn't land on some poor unsuspecting bastard.  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
You've always had low endurance since suffering an illness, then why the hell did you decide to take up free climbing you absolute thundering cockwomble.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542392/When-free-climbing-goes-wrong-Stomach-churning-moment-man-falls-nine-feet-attempting-scale-hotel.html[/url])


Meters, not feet... ::)

My stomach remains unchurned...  noooo:


It wasn't so much the drop but the fact that knowing his condition he decides to take up a hobby that requires you to be in peak physical shape that makes him a probable Darwin candidate before too much longer. I just hope that when it does happen he doesn't land on some poor unsuspecting bastard.  noooo:


I hope it is more than nine meters metres...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 29, 2016, 09:14:07 AM
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 29, 2016, 09:40:36 AM
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4[/url] ([url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4[/url])


I'll see your gas leak and raise you a petrol tanker...  noooo:

http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk (http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2016, 10:27:24 AM
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4)
eeek: eeek: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2016, 10:28:22 AM
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4[/url] ([url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4[/url])


I'll see your gas leak and raise you a petrol tanker...  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk[/url])
eeek: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Even when you know what's coming that is horrible
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2016, 11:32:37 AM
Man searches for gas leak with a lighter. I shit you not.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4[/url] ([url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RS7s7CNWS4[/url])


I'll see your gas leak and raise you a petrol tanker...  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/KgjI4PacHgk[/url])


I... I just....  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 20, 2016, 12:58:43 AM
Couldn't your man have given it a prod Darwin...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2016, 05:51:14 AM
Couldn't your man have given it a prod Darwin...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html[/url])


So close Mr. Darin Sir...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 20, 2016, 07:34:08 AM
Couldn't your man have given it a prod Darwin...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html[/url])


So close Mr. Darin Sir...  noooo:
::)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 20, 2016, 07:44:37 AM
Couldn't your man have given it a prod Darwin...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3596306/Is-dangerous-holiday-snap-Tourist-crouches-wild-CROCODILE-pose-camera.html[/url])


So close Mr. Darin Sir...  noooo:
::)


doh:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 26, 2016, 11:04:59 AM
In inventive approach Mr Darwin sir...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3609370/It-never-going-end-Horrific-video-shows-Russian-idiots-sent-flying-wooden-drum-breaks-apart-careering-steep-hill.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3609370/It-never-going-end-Horrific-video-shows-Russian-idiots-sent-flying-wooden-drum-breaks-apart-careering-steep-hill.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2016, 02:11:07 PM
In inventive approach Mr Darwin sir...  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3609370/It-never-going-end-Horrific-video-shows-Russian-idiots-sent-flying-wooden-drum-breaks-apart-careering-steep-hill.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3609370/It-never-going-end-Horrific-video-shows-Russian-idiots-sent-flying-wooden-drum-breaks-apart-careering-steep-hill.html[/url])


He is very clever that Mr D  worthy:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2016, 03:37:49 PM
In inventive approach Mr Darwin sir...  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3609370/It-never-going-end-Horrific-video-shows-Russian-idiots-sent-flying-wooden-drum-breaks-apart-careering-steep-hill.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3609370/It-never-going-end-Horrific-video-shows-Russian-idiots-sent-flying-wooden-drum-breaks-apart-careering-steep-hill.html[/url])


Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2016, 04:01:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI) whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 26, 2016, 04:20:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZUJLO6lMhI) whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 27, 2016, 04:22:18 AM
Mr Darwin sir, I think you need to get your man working on boosting taser power settings if this turns out to be a genuine challenge.  noooo:

Putting a knife or metal object in your mouth and then using a taser on full whack on it...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3611479/That-really-shocking-Idiot-puts-metal-knife-mouth-touches-taser-against-ELECTROCUTE-himself.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3611479/That-really-shocking-Idiot-puts-metal-knife-mouth-touches-taser-against-ELECTROCUTE-himself.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 27, 2016, 09:13:49 AM
Mr Darwin sir, I think you need to get your man working on boosting taser power settings if this turns out to be a genuine challenge.  noooo:

Putting a knife or metal object in your mouth and then using a taser on full whack on it...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3611479/That-really-shocking-Idiot-puts-metal-knife-mouth-touches-taser-against-ELECTROCUTE-himself.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3611479/That-really-shocking-Idiot-puts-metal-knife-mouth-touches-taser-against-ELECTROCUTE-himself.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2016, 06:25:25 PM
A complete list of idiocies, mostly fatal

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 20, 2016, 11:10:56 PM
A complete list of idiocies, mostly fatal

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths

I know I shouldn't laugh but...

Quote
Two young men died in the Ural mountains as they pulled the pin from a hand grenade to take a selfie, which remained as evidence of the circumstances of their deaths.[35]

I am a bad, bad person...  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2016, 03:51:39 AM
A complete list of idiocies, mostly fatal

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths

I know I shouldn't laugh but...

Quote
Two young men died in the Ural mountains as they pulled the pin from a hand grenade to take a selfie, which remained as evidence of the circumstances of their deaths.[35]

I am a bad, bad person...  redface:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2016, 02:28:17 PM
So your wife is in labour and clearly in a massive amount of pain so you decide to wear a T-shirt that says "I did this to you"

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F06%2F27%2F12%2F359FFCF000000578-3661992-image-a-27_1467026912406.jpg&hash=7cfb18be1fb4974f40d0f25ea6339706)

I Don't know if they have changed your medication Mr Darwin sir but it certainly seems to be a novel way of cleaning the gene pool, if a little late.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3661992/He-s-brave-Man-wears-T-shirt-did-wife-labour-does-not-look-pleased.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3661992/He-s-brave-Man-wears-T-shirt-did-wife-labour-does-not-look-pleased.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 10:13:53 AM
Mr Darwin goes all hi tech to get spotty yoofs and other geeks to walk into the traffic worthy:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610)

"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."

A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said  Sinister:

maybe
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 10:28:45 AM
Mr Darwin goes all hi tech to get spotty yoofs and other geeks to walk into the traffic worthy:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url])

"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."

A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said  Sinister:

maybe


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2016, 10:33:58 AM
Mr Darwin goes all hi tech to get spotty yoofs and other geeks to walk into the traffic worthy:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url])

"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."

A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said  Sinister:

maybe


 lol: lol: lol:


Quote
The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.


 happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2016, 11:00:27 AM
Mr Darwin goes all hi tech to get spotty yoofs and other geeks to walk into the traffic worthy:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url])

"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."

A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said  Sinister:

maybe


 lol: lol: lol:


Quote
The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.


 happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:


happy002
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2016, 11:28:07 AM
Mr Darwin goes all hi tech to get spotty yoofs and other geeks to walk into the traffic worthy:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url])

"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."

A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said  Sinister:

maybe


 lol: lol: lol:


Quote
The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.


 happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:


happy002
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 14, 2016, 07:21:14 PM
Mr Darwin goes all hi tech to get spotty yoofs and other geeks to walk into the traffic worthy:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36793610[/url])

"Pokemon Go, a mobile game that has become a global phenomenon, has been released in the UK."

A spokesman for the Co-Op the country's biggest funeral directors said  Sinister:

maybe


 lol: lol: lol:


Quote
The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church in the US is the location of a "gym" in the game, and players planted a pink "Clefairy" Pokemon called Love is Love there. The church has responded with a series of social media posts calling the Pokemon a sodomite.


 happy001 happy001 happy001 worthy:


happy002
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2016, 09:53:50 AM
Mr Darwin sir, you are on a roll with this Pokemon malarkey  lol:

It's only a matter of time now.....  eveilgrin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705258/Just-watch-going-Pokemon-puts-colony-monsters-BEN-NEVIS-s-sure-spark-boom-number-climbers-accidents-Britain-s-highest-mountain.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705258/Just-watch-going-Pokemon-puts-colony-monsters-BEN-NEVIS-s-sure-spark-boom-number-climbers-accidents-Britain-s-highest-mountain.html)

What's next on the list, Salisbury Plain?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 24, 2016, 10:32:00 AM
Mr Darwin sir, you are on a roll with this Pokemon malarkey  lol:

It's only a matter of time now.....  eveilgrin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705258/Just-watch-going-Pokemon-puts-colony-monsters-BEN-NEVIS-s-sure-spark-boom-number-climbers-accidents-Britain-s-highest-mountain.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705258/Just-watch-going-Pokemon-puts-colony-monsters-BEN-NEVIS-s-sure-spark-boom-number-climbers-accidents-Britain-s-highest-mountain.html[/url])

What's next on the list, Salisbury Plain?  rubschin:


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 24, 2016, 07:50:26 PM
Meals on wheels?  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2016, 10:04:42 PM
Meals on wheels?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url])

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 24, 2016, 10:22:23 PM
Meals on wheels?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url])

Sadly, an hour later, the tiger wanted another one.

 redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 24, 2016, 10:30:37 PM
Meals on wheels?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url])

Sadly, an hour later, the tiger wanted another one.

 redface:

happy001   redface: redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2016, 04:45:37 AM
Meals on wheels?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url])

Sadly, an hour later, the tiger wanted another one.

 redface:


 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on July 25, 2016, 12:14:40 PM
Meals on wheels?  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3705064/Woman-mauled-death-tiger-family-ignoring-warnings-jumping-car-Chinese-safari-park.html[/url])

Sadly, an hour later, the tiger wanted another one.

 redface:


 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2016, 12:24:13 PM
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html)

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 25, 2016, 12:40:46 PM
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html[/url])


Not clicking...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2016, 12:06:38 AM
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html[/url])


Not clicking...  noooo:


He did,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2016, 03:09:58 PM
I've found your next candidate Mr Darwin sir, any absolute screaming nutjob who thinks that shooting themself in the face for a music video is a good idea clearly needs to be removed from the gene pool before they breed.  noooo:

BM you may want to pass on the video...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706545/Man-shot-cheek-felt-like-taking-bullet-face.html[/url])


Not clicking...  noooo:


He did,,,,,,,,, whistle:


I bleddy didn't!  cussing:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2016, 03:42:02 PM

(https://s31.postimg.org/eabettg53/headblood.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/eabettg53/) whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 10:48:48 AM
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 29, 2016, 11:25:22 AM
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url])


 eeek:  sometimes  noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: doesn't cover it
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 11:30:10 AM
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url])


Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


That is lucky, I was just about to put a net up in the lounge... ::)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 29, 2016, 11:45:47 AM
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url])


Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


That is lucky, I was just about to put a net up in the lounge... ::)


You are forgetting, it's a Fox channel BM. If Fox News is anything to go by then I can see viewers being daft enough to give it a go.  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 29, 2016, 01:24:41 PM
Convincing someone to go skydiving without a parachute? Mr Darwin sir this was inspired.  eeek:

There has to be something wrong with anyone who likes the idea of what is essentially a 25000ft SCAD jump, especially when one of the testing dummies went straight through the net.

Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


So that's a 9.1 for originality but a 0 for copycat attempts Mr Darwin sir.  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3712834/If-wasn-t-nervous-stupid-Skydiver-plans-jump-25-000-feet-WITHOUT-PARACHUTE-greatest-reality-TV-stunt-ever.html[/url])


Quote
It will also include a warning urging viewers not to attempt it at home.


That is lucky, I was just about to put a net up in the lounge... ::)


You are forgetting, it's a Fox channel BM. If Fox News is anything to go by then I can see viewers being daft enough to give it a go.  noooo:


I note the show is an hour long...?

Are even fox viewers dumb enough to sit through 59½ minutes of shite and adverts for the last 30 seconds of interest...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2016, 09:58:02 AM
Feck moi!  eeek:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 31, 2016, 10:47:48 AM
Feck moi!  eeek:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/g8j0YFzmqWc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:thumbsup:  absolute bonkerers
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 31, 2016, 11:06:25 PM
Feck moi!  eeek:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/g8j0YFzmqWc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:thumbsup:  absolute bonkerers

Removed by the user?  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2016, 05:46:03 AM
Feck moi!  eeek:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/g8j0YFzmqWc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:thumbsup:  absolute bonkerers

Removed by the user?  noooo:

 cry:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2016, 10:11:02 AM
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 01, 2016, 11:04:42 AM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/93-y-ytln5E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
:thumbsup:

but still bonkerers
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2016, 05:39:41 PM
So how long before Darwin harvests this cretin I wonder...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758105/Natural-high-Daredevil-scales-840ft-chimney-performs-tricks-crumbling-rim-UNICYCLE-dangles-one-hand-terrifying-drop.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758105/Natural-high-Daredevil-scales-840ft-chimney-performs-tricks-crumbling-rim-UNICYCLE-dangles-one-hand-terrifying-drop.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2016, 06:01:38 PM
So how long before Darwin harvests this cretin I wonder...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758105/Natural-high-Daredevil-scales-840ft-chimney-performs-tricks-crumbling-rim-UNICYCLE-dangles-one-hand-terrifying-drop.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758105/Natural-high-Daredevil-scales-840ft-chimney-performs-tricks-crumbling-rim-UNICYCLE-dangles-one-hand-terrifying-drop.html[/url])


Holy fuck!  eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2016, 11:25:25 PM
So how long before Darwin harvests this cretin I wonder...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758105/Natural-high-Daredevil-scales-840ft-chimney-performs-tricks-crumbling-rim-UNICYCLE-dangles-one-hand-terrifying-drop.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758105/Natural-high-Daredevil-scales-840ft-chimney-performs-tricks-crumbling-rim-UNICYCLE-dangles-one-hand-terrifying-drop.html[/url])


Holy fuck!  eeek:

Holy fuck!2  eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2016, 11:11:20 AM
A good attempt Mr Darwin sir, just overshot by a couple of feet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2016, 02:21:16 PM
A good attempt Mr Darwin sir, just overshot by a couple of feet.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url])


 Shocked:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2016, 04:00:43 PM
A good attempt Mr Darwin sir, just overshot by a couple of feet.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url])


 Shocked:


Puts your 'falling off a roof head first' story to shame...  whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2016, 05:38:15 PM
A good attempt Mr Darwin sir, just overshot by a couple of feet.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url])


 Shocked:


Puts your 'falling off a roof head first' story to shame...  whistle:


It does!  scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2016, 10:06:43 AM
A good attempt Mr Darwin sir, just overshot by a couple of feet.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url])


 Shocked:


Puts your 'falling off a roof head first' story to shame...  whistle:


It does!  scared2:


Similar ending though, be landed in a pool so no harm done, you landed on your head.....  whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2016, 10:41:28 AM
A good attempt Mr Darwin sir, just overshot by a couple of feet.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3786582/Geronimo-American-man-jumps-hotel-roof-barely-makes-pool-stories-below.html[/url])


 Shocked:


Puts your 'falling off a roof head first' story to shame...  whistle:


It does!  scared2:


Similar ending though, be landed in a pool so no harm done, you landed on your head.....  whistle:


Lucky I had a bucket on my head eh?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 22, 2016, 03:37:24 PM
Another one for Darwin's collection, although it sounds like he could work over there full time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3861930/Stomach-churning-moment-daredevil-leaps-two-skyscrapers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3861930/Stomach-churning-moment-daredevil-leaps-two-skyscrapers.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on October 22, 2016, 05:42:52 PM
Another one for Darwin's collection, although it sounds like he could work over there full time...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3861930/Stomach-churning-moment-daredevil-leaps-two-skyscrapers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3861930/Stomach-churning-moment-daredevil-leaps-two-skyscrapers.html[/url])

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on October 22, 2016, 05:47:55 PM
Another one for Darwin's collection, although it sounds like he could work over there full time...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3861930/Stomach-churning-moment-daredevil-leaps-two-skyscrapers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3861930/Stomach-churning-moment-daredevil-leaps-two-skyscrapers.html[/url])

 noooo:


 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 28, 2016, 04:16:02 AM
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly....  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F10%2F26%2F19%2F39BA5E7100000578-3875456-image-a-15_1477507111925.jpg&hash=babe4abb80f737e75d20b5355cb52f42)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on October 28, 2016, 07:12:09 AM
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly....  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F10%2F26%2F19%2F39BA5E7100000578-3875456-image-a-15_1477507111925.jpg&hash=babe4abb80f737e75d20b5355cb52f42[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on October 28, 2016, 09:00:42 AM
Lets go feed this 500lb alligator......................................while wearing a dinosaur costume that you can barely see out of and stops you from moving properly....  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2016%2F10%2F26%2F19%2F39BA5E7100000578-3875456-image-a-15_1477507111925.jpg&hash=babe4abb80f737e75d20b5355cb52f42[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3875456/Frightening-feeding-time-Watch-park-ranger-dressed-T-Rex-dinosaur-perilously-close-fearsome-500lb-movie-star-alligator.html[/url])


 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2016, 12:59:38 AM
Apparently reenacting Harry Potter scenes by launching fireworks at each other?  Tosserus Maximus noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3920486/Incendio-Idioticcus-Teenagers-enact-battle-Harry-Potter-Voldemort-shooting-FIREWORKS-directly-other.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3920486/Incendio-Idioticcus-Teenagers-enact-battle-Harry-Potter-Voldemort-shooting-FIREWORKS-directly-other.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2016, 06:13:51 AM
Apparently reenacting Harry Potter scenes by launching fireworks at each other?  Tosserus Maximus noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3920486/Incendio-Idioticcus-Teenagers-enact-battle-Harry-Potter-Voldemort-shooting-FIREWORKS-directly-other.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3920486/Incendio-Idioticcus-Teenagers-enact-battle-Harry-Potter-Voldemort-shooting-FIREWORKS-directly-other.html[/url])


Bollox! Kids have been shooting fireworks at each other for ever - long before J K Rowling broke the terms of her Jobseekers allowance...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 10, 2016, 06:40:10 AM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2016, 07:08:28 AM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:

Oh yes.... but that happens every year doesn't it...?

Always used to when I was a kid - someone got their hand blown off trying to hold a banger... rocket in the eye, etc.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on November 10, 2016, 06:08:48 PM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:

Oh yes.... but that happens every year doesn't it...?

Always used to when I was a kid - someone got their hand blown off trying to hold a banger... rocket in the eye, etc.
And you got that blow on the head?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2016, 07:13:48 PM
True, but it's only going to be a matter of time before it all goes horribly wrong...  noooo:

Oh yes.... but that happens every year doesn't it...?

Always used to when I was a kid - someone got their hand blown off trying to hold a banger... rocket in the eye, etc.
And you got that blow on the head?

I don't remember...
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 29, 2016, 09:20:23 PM
http://youtu.be/dLRBNjUJlH0 (http://youtu.be/dLRBNjUJlH0)

Holy fuck!!! eeek:  eeek:

It's only a matter of time now....
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2016, 09:52:25 AM
[url]http://youtu.be/dLRBNjUJlH0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/dLRBNjUJlH0[/url])

Holy fuck!!! eeek:  eeek:

It's only a matter of time now....


 eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 10, 2016, 04:25:44 PM
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, save on cleaning up the mess by having them only do this when pissed up on a break overseas...  Thumbs:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 10, 2016, 04:54:45 PM
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, save on cleaning up the mess by having them only do this when pissed up on a break overseas...  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html[/url])

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2016, 07:30:10 PM
I see the plan here Mr Darwin sir, save on cleaning up the mess by having them only do this when pissed up on a break overseas...  Thumbs:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3972332/Foreign-Office-urges-Britons-aware-balcony-leap-dangers.html[/url])


 cloud9:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on December 19, 2016, 05:31:02 PM
http://nicerdays.org/man-wraps-fireworks/ (http://nicerdays.org/man-wraps-fireworks/)


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 19, 2016, 05:38:11 PM
[url]http://nicerdays.org/man-wraps-fireworks/[/url] ([url]http://nicerdays.org/man-wraps-fireworks/[/url])


 noooo:



happy001

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 09, 2017, 04:33:21 PM
Filming your house on fire............................while still inside the house  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207062/Woman-films-fire-destroying-house-s-inside.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207062/Woman-films-fire-destroying-house-s-inside.html)

Would have been a creative attempt Mr Darwin sir.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2017, 04:42:13 PM
Filming your house on fire............................while still inside the house  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207062/Woman-films-fire-destroying-house-s-inside.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207062/Woman-films-fire-destroying-house-s-inside.html[/url])

Would have been a creative attempt Mr Darwin sir.


From the comments...

Quote
'It is not clear what caused the fire to start.' The white searing heat of this woman's sheer stupidity? Livin' the Murican Dream.


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2017, 11:09:46 AM
Filming your house on fire............................while still inside the house  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207062/Woman-films-fire-destroying-house-s-inside.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4207062/Woman-films-fire-destroying-house-s-inside.html[/url])

Would have been a creative attempt Mr Darwin sir.


From the comments...

Quote
'It is not clear what caused the fire to start.' The white searing heat of this woman's sheer stupidity? Livin' the Murican Dream.


happy001

happy001 happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2017, 08:31:58 PM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 16, 2017, 08:38:00 PM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 16, 2017, 08:39:51 PM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:


A part of me has the urge to add Achmed the dead terrorist in as the soundtrack... I am a bad person.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 16, 2017, 08:53:39 PM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

He obviously suffered from premature immolation 

as well
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2017, 05:37:01 AM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

He obviously suffered from premature immolation 

as well


They blow up so young these days...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 17, 2017, 06:00:33 AM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

He obviously suffered from premature immolation 

as well


They blow us so young these days...  noooo:
eeek:
In Glitterland maybe. noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 17, 2017, 06:08:11 AM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

He obviously suffered from premature immolation 

as well


They blow us so young these days...  noooo:
eeek:
In Glitterland maybe. noooo:


doh:  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 17, 2017, 11:24:16 AM
Mr Darwin sir joins the fight against terror...  whistle:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4225574/ISIS-suicide-bomber-blows-up.html[/url])


He won't make that mistake again!  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:

He obviously suffered from premature immolation 

as well


They blow up so young these days...  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 27, 2017, 04:25:18 PM
Surely there should be some sort of IQ test for joining up....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2017, 04:26:48 PM
Surely there should be some sort of IQ test for joining up....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 27, 2017, 04:42:22 PM
Surely there should be some sort of IQ test for joining up....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html[/url])


 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

"He produced a RGD-5 hand grenade and started messing about with it to scare his companions."

I figure he may just have succeeded at that
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 27, 2017, 05:04:26 PM
Surely there should be some sort of IQ test for joining up....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4264030/Six-injured-soldier-blows-caf-bar.html[/url])


 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

"He produced a RGD-5 hand grenade and started messing about with it to scare his companions."

I figure he may just have succeeded at that


 lol: lol: lol:

And shat himself too I should think!
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 27, 2017, 10:31:56 PM
I am told that Eastern Europeans tell Ukranian jokes which are essentially the same as our Irish jokes.

Easy to see why...
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2017, 09:38:28 PM
I'm assuming this isn't what is meant by training to be a model....  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4317006/Texas-teen-killed-train-modeling-tracks.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4317006/Texas-teen-killed-train-modeling-tracks.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2017, 10:11:19 PM
I'm assuming this isn't what is meant by training to be a model....  redface:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4317006/Texas-teen-killed-train-modeling-tracks.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4317006/Texas-teen-killed-train-modeling-tracks.html[/url])

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2017, 05:11:24 AM
I'm assuming this isn't what is meant by training to be a model....  redface:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4317006/Texas-teen-killed-train-modeling-tracks.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4317006/Texas-teen-killed-train-modeling-tracks.html[/url])


 drumroll:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2017, 08:36:22 PM
Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418)

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2017, 09:11:31 PM
Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418[/url])

 noooo:


The worst part is "A coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths.
Safety campaigners have warned about the dangers of charging mobiles near water following the inquest." ...


Why ????????   
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 17, 2017, 11:57:30 PM
Wonder if it was an automatic....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4323182/Gunman-caught-camera-accidentally-shooting-HIMSELF.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4323182/Gunman-caught-camera-accidentally-shooting-HIMSELF.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2017, 06:19:41 AM
Wonder if it was an automatic....  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4323182/Gunman-caught-camera-accidentally-shooting-HIMSELF.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4323182/Gunman-caught-camera-accidentally-shooting-HIMSELF.html[/url])


An instant I think!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2017, 06:20:07 AM
Man dies charging iPhone while in the bath

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418[/url] ([url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39307418[/url])

 noooo:


The worst part is "A coroner ruled his death was accidental and plans to send a report to Apple about taking action to prevent future deaths.
Safety campaigners have warned about the dangers of charging mobiles near water following the inquest." ...


Why ????????


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2017, 10:05:58 AM
Something tells me is isn't going to be too long before Darwin pays these mooks a visit...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4344274/Redneck-scientist-stars-viral-chair-spin-video.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4344274/Redneck-scientist-stars-viral-chair-spin-video.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2017, 10:14:33 AM
Something tells me is isn't going to be too long before Darwin pays these mooks a visit...  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4344274/Redneck-scientist-stars-viral-chair-spin-video.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4344274/Redneck-scientist-stars-viral-chair-spin-video.html[/url])


 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2017, 12:33:59 AM
Found you another candidate Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349076/Man-clings-life-dangling-skyscraper-edge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349076/Man-clings-life-dangling-skyscraper-edge.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2017, 07:12:57 AM
Found you another candidate Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349076/Man-clings-life-dangling-skyscraper-edge.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349076/Man-clings-life-dangling-skyscraper-edge.html[/url])


Jump you fucker jump...  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2017, 07:58:10 AM
Found you another candidate Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349076/Man-clings-life-dangling-skyscraper-edge.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4349076/Man-clings-life-dangling-skyscraper-edge.html[/url])

 noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2017, 09:58:30 PM
Get some moron to set themselves alight then go racing down a ski jump, a worthy attempt Mr Darwin sir.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399312/Man-set-fire-skied-hill-win-280.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399312/Man-set-fire-skied-hill-win-280.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2017, 07:57:48 AM
Get some moron to set themselves alight then go racing down a ski jump, a worthy attempt Mr Darwin sir.

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399312/Man-set-fire-skied-hill-win-280.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4399312/Man-set-fire-skied-hill-win-280.html[/url])


A future candidate for sure - 'follow that' as they say...  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 14, 2017, 03:48:07 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-13-shot-himself-dead-live-on-instagram-by-accident-6572089/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-13-shot-himself-dead-live-on-instagram-by-accident-6572089/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 14, 2017, 03:52:55 PM
Words fail me...  noooo:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-13-shot-himself-dead-live-on-instagram-by-accident-6572089/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/13/boy-13-shot-himself-dead-live-on-instagram-by-accident-6572089/[/url])


To be fair, I'd shoot meself if I had a lip like that....  whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2017, 03:54:19 PM
The hardest part of today was when the man asked me what colour casket that I wanted to put my 13-year-old son in.’

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2017, 05:28:10 PM
The hardest part of today was when the man asked me what colour casket that I wanted to put my 13-year-old son in.’

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:

Well she didn't have to put the rubbish out
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2017, 09:27:54 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F04%2F20%2F09%2F3F6302B900000578-4425880-Man_with_a_plan_It_would_appear_that_this_chap_is_attempting_to_-a-9_1492677240189.jpg&hash=fcbb1195388033393624dc8a10523945)

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 20, 2017, 09:33:47 PM
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F04%2F20%2F09%2F3F6302B900000578-4425880-Man_with_a_plan_It_would_appear_that_this_chap_is_attempting_to_-a-9_1492677240189.jpg&hash=fcbb1195388033393624dc8a10523945[/url])

 noooo:

 scared2:

(Does look a bit like Photoshop though)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 20, 2017, 10:55:15 PM
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F04%2F20%2F09%2F3F6302B900000578-4425880-Man_with_a_plan_It_would_appear_that_this_chap_is_attempting_to_-a-9_1492677240189.jpg&hash=fcbb1195388033393624dc8a10523945[/url])

 noooo:

 scared2:

(Does look a bit like Photoshop though)


Maybe, but it could also be Nick and BM's long lost younger brother....  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2017, 06:31:10 AM
([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F04%2F20%2F09%2F3F6302B900000578-4425880-Man_with_a_plan_It_would_appear_that_this_chap_is_attempting_to_-a-9_1492677240189.jpg&hash=fcbb1195388033393624dc8a10523945[/url])

 noooo:

 scared2:

(Does look a bit like Photoshop though)


Maybe, but it could also be Nick and BM's long lost younger brother....  rubschin:


 evil:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2017, 02:13:14 PM
Inventing an electrically powered fishing rod, what's the worst that could happen........?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html)

Something tells me I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2017, 02:19:29 PM
Inventing an electrically powered fishing rod, what's the worst that could happen........?

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html[/url])

Something tells me I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...  redface:

You won't be alone then  lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2017, 02:31:33 PM
Inventing an electrically powered fishing rod, what's the worst that could happen........?

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4443184/Fisherman-invents-electric-fishing-rod-Malaysia.html[/url])

Something tells me I'm going to Hell for laughing at this...  redface:


Splendid work Mr. Darwin Sir! Effective and funny!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 26, 2017, 12:24:14 PM
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html)

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2017, 01:07:22 PM
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html[/url])

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:


happy002

He didn't see that coming did he...?  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2017, 07:36:28 PM
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html[/url])

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:


happy002

He didn't see that coming did he...?  noooo:

He'd be heartbroken to read all this you know
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2017, 07:45:42 PM
Darwin is on a roll at the moment...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4446758/Psychic-accidentally-stabs-heart-sword.html[/url])

I tried really hard not to laugh when I read this, honestly...  redface:


happy002

He didn't see that coming did he...?  noooo:

He'd be heartbroken to read all this you know


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on May 01, 2017, 01:36:18 PM
A Scot has been knocked down and killed after apparently trying to take a selfie on a German motorway.

facepalm:  very poor show, dying while selfieing is so 2015

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39772539 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39772539)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 02, 2017, 08:03:27 PM
A worthy attempt Mr Darwin sir, pity it backfired.  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/02/driver-looks-into-fuel-tank-using-a-lighter-youll-never-guess-what-happened-next-6609869/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/02/driver-looks-into-fuel-tank-using-a-lighter-youll-never-guess-what-happened-next-6609869/)

Mind you anyone that cretinous will end up on your success list before too much longer.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2017, 09:34:50 PM
happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2017, 02:38:07 PM
Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways....  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html)

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on May 15, 2017, 02:44:45 PM
Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways....  redface:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html[/url])

Affs
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 15, 2017, 02:46:09 PM
Mr Darwin sir works in mysterious ways....  redface:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4505420/Pastor-eaten-crocodiles-demonstrating-Jesus-water-walk.html[/url])

Affs


 redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2017, 03:03:00 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 10:07:49 AM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/ (http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/)
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 10:57:39 AM
[url]http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/[/url] ([url]http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/[/url])
 :thumbsup:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2017, 11:05:40 AM
[url]http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/[/url] ([url]http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-tourist-wearing-fake-shark-fin-harpooned-9-times-by-villagers/[/url])
 :thumbsup:


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2017, 11:48:22 PM
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html)

Daredevil? No. Dickhead? Certainly.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 06:01:59 AM
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html[/url])

Daredevil? No. Dickhead? Certainly.


Holy fuck! I could barely watch it!  eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2017, 07:02:12 AM
Mr Darwin sir, when your man deal with this idiot can he please make sure that he doesnt land on some poor unsuspecting bastard. Collateral damage could be messy.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4581186/Daredevil-performs-stunts-skyscraper.html[/url])

Daredevil? No. Dickhead? Certainly.
Bonkers  whacky115

Holy fuck! I could barely watch it!  eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 07:33:28 AM
It's Cool Hand's bi-annual check to see if perchance anyone cerebral has wandered into the pub.

Sadly, there is no evidence to this effect.

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 07:35:27 AM
It's Cool Hand's bi-annual check to see if perchance anyone cerebral has wandered into the pub.

Sadly, there is no evidence to this effect.

Hi cool... hattip:

No, there is no evidence of the average IQ having increased I'm afraid...  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 07:44:34 AM
Sorry to hear that, Barman. One can only live in hope.

A serious question: what's happening with Cyprus re-unification ?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 08, 2017, 09:43:58 AM
It's Cool Hand's bi-annual check to see if perchance anyone cerebral has wandered into the pub.

Sadly, there is no evidence to this effect.
Morning Luke

Bi Annual you say?

(https://www.stellabooks.com/images/stock/434/434593.JPG)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 10:29:29 AM
Sadly, Darwin, the concept of Playbox has changed a little in the interim.

Can anyone give me a serious comment on the Cypriot unification prospects ?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2017, 10:39:27 AM
Sadly, Darwin, the concept of Playbox has changed a little in the interim.

Can anyone give me a serious comment on the Cypriot unification prospects ?

Isn't it so sad that the ongoing disputes between indigenous and European based Australians continue to mean Google is blocked in the former colonies?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 10:59:18 AM
Sadly, Darwin, the concept of Playbox has changed a little in the interim.

Can anyone give me a serious comment on the Cypriot unification prospects ?

Miss A believes it will happen because of the vast amount of compo that have been made available - i.e., 'here is a million €uros for your worthless scrap of scrubland in the North'...

All of the expats think it is unlikely. To be honest, most expats really enjoy the separation and having a holiday in the North...

There is still a huge amount of anti GC and anti TC venom visible on certain Cyprus forums. Many believe that Turkey will simply annex the North.

The talks themselves seem to have ground to a halt.

I'm not optimistic....


Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 11:04:53 AM
I was looking, Steve, for a considered opinion from someone on the ground. It is disappointing that you have no view on the matter other than what you glean from cyberspace, or perhaps from media shock jocks.

The problem, as i see it from afar, and having spent a total of a whole three hours in both parts of Nicosia, is one of property. In a united Cyprus, do northerners get back their original property in the south, and vice versa ? It seems to be a nightmare. Anyway, these are probably naive comments, so i would be interested in more informed views.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Cool Hand Luke on June 08, 2017, 11:09:31 AM
Thanks, Barman, for your comments. Much appreciated.

Maybe it will happen after Erdogan goes, which might be a very long time indeed.

Best wishes to all in the pub, and look forward to logging in six months down the track !!
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2017, 11:24:49 AM
I was looking, Steve, for a considered opinion from someone on the ground. It is disappointing that you have no view on the matter other than what you glean from cyberspace, or perhaps from media shock jocks.

The problem, as i see it from afar, and having spent a total of a whole three hours in both parts of Nicosia, is one of property. In a united Cyprus, do northerners get back their original property in the south, and vice versa ? It seems to be a nightmare. Anyway, these are probably naive comments, so i would be interested in more informed views.
yeah yeah  redface:

Just when did you realise that (the Commons aside) the VP is all about taking the piss out of each other?

Tomorrow?  Next week? 2018?   ;)

So how is it going with that constitutional change for Oz re the indigenous Australians.  Last news I saw said there was a mass walk out from a meeting.  It's not a problem I have a clue how to solve but would welcome local insights
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2017, 11:52:25 AM
I was looking, Steve, for a considered opinion from someone on the ground. It is disappointing that you have no view on the matter other than what you glean from cyberspace, or perhaps from media shock jocks.

The problem, as i see it from afar, and having spent a total of a whole three hours in both parts of Nicosia, is one of property. In a united Cyprus, do northerners get back their original property in the south, and vice versa ? It seems to be a nightmare. Anyway, these are probably naive comments, so i would be interested in more informed views.

My understanding is that a TC can claim back his property in the South if he has the appropriate documentation - i.e. the title deeds and relevant qualifying information given that the original owner my well be dead.

No such arrangement exists for a GC to claim back their property in the North although there have been a few attempts to do so through the courts (see The Orams case (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostolides_v_Orams))

OK?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2017, 10:06:05 AM
A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html)

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2017, 10:35:26 AM
A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url])


Bloody hell!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2017, 02:05:31 PM
A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url])


Bloody hell!  lol:

Bloody hell! 2  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Hope there wasn't any beer in the fridge
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 09, 2017, 02:07:56 PM
A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url])


Bloody hell!  lol:

Bloody hell! 2  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Hope there wasn't any beer in the fridge


Just a bottle of BM's homebrew, hence the door being blown off...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 09, 2017, 02:31:10 PM
A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url])


Bloody hell!  lol:

Bloody hell! 2  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Hope there wasn't any beer in the fridge


Just a bottle of BM's homebrew, hence the door being blown off...  noooo:

doh:

twas the obvious explanation
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 09, 2017, 05:51:03 PM
A valiant attempt Mr Darwin sir  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583078/Video-shows-exploding-fridge-door-nearly-killing-shooter.html[/url])


Bloody hell!  lol:

Bloody hell! 2  eeek: eeek: eeek:

Hope there wasn't any beer in the fridge


Just a bottle of BM's homebrew, hence the door being blown off...  noooo:

doh:

twas the obvious explanation


You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 13, 2017, 04:03:21 AM
You missed a trick here Mr Darwin sir, you could have had your man swap them for proper concrete paving slabs...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595270/Teen-taekwondo-champ-smashes-world-record.html?ito=video_player_click (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595270/Teen-taekwondo-champ-smashes-world-record.html?ito=video_player_click)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 13, 2017, 04:10:01 AM
You missed a trick here Mr Darwin sir, you could have had your man swap them for proper concrete paving slabs...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595270/Teen-taekwondo-champ-smashes-world-record.html?ito=video_player_click[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4595270/Teen-taekwondo-champ-smashes-world-record.html?ito=video_player_click[/url])


Reinforced concrete...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 16, 2017, 03:23:02 PM
From the sayings of Umboto Kadogo aka 'The Wise Old Man' - "Do not trust the crocodile that complains of a sore back tooth"  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609192/Crocodile-bites-man-s-head-Thailand-show.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609192/Crocodile-bites-man-s-head-Thailand-show.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 16, 2017, 03:33:22 PM
From the sayings of Umboto Kadogo aka 'The Wise Old Man' - "Do not trust the crocodile that complains of a sore back tooth"  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609192/Crocodile-bites-man-s-head-Thailand-show.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4609192/Crocodile-bites-man-s-head-Thailand-show.html[/url])

Lucky for him it missed his brain by at least 2 feet
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 27, 2017, 05:37:05 PM
Darwin once more does his bit in the war on terror...  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642504/ISIS-suicide-bomber-kills-12-comrades-wishing-luck.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642504/ISIS-suicide-bomber-kills-12-comrades-wishing-luck.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 27, 2017, 10:51:46 PM
Darwin once more does his bit in the war on terror...  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642504/ISIS-suicide-bomber-kills-12-comrades-wishing-luck.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642504/ISIS-suicide-bomber-kills-12-comrades-wishing-luck.html[/url])

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2017, 06:45:15 AM
Darwin once more does his bit in the war on terror...  lol:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642504/ISIS-suicide-bomber-kills-12-comrades-wishing-luck.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4642504/ISIS-suicide-bomber-kills-12-comrades-wishing-luck.html[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 07:11:49 AM
I'm starting to think that we could solve the whole ISIS problem by pulling out the troops and unleashing Nick and Mr Darwin on them instead.


I'm just not sure if such measures would fall foul of the Geneva Convention in some way...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2017, 08:23:53 AM
I'm starting to think that we could solve the whole ISIS problem by pulling out the troops and unleashing Nick and Mr Darwin on them instead.


I'm just not sure if such measures would fall foul of the Geneva Convention in some way...  rubschin:
rubschin:

We should run VP training camps in industrial level piss taking as that's what's needed.  Relentless 24/7 all languages piss taking of supposedISIS by all public figures

And we could make munny out of it, almost enough to fund our needed bodyguards

 rubschin:  maybe not my bestest idea, almost Darwinesque
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2017, 04:33:43 PM
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:02:37 PM
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.

Beer won't work, the Koran bans any alcoholic drink made from the grape or the grain. Send mead instead, seeing as the alcohol is fermented from honey it will really drive them nuts  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 28, 2017, 09:18:38 PM
Looks like Darwin is now taking on the Youtube generation.

Firing a .50 round from a few feet away thinking that it would be stopped by the encyclopedia you were holding in front of your chest? 
 eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html)

I'm starting to come to the disturbing conclusion that my generation is the last one to have inherited common sense noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 28, 2017, 09:21:59 PM
If ISIS had pubs this would not happen Send beer, Then they will just sit about and get pissed and grumble, like we do.

Beer won't work, the Koran bans any alcoholic drink made from the grape or the grain. Send mead instead, seeing as the alcohol is fermented from honey it will really drive them nuts  eveilgrin:
How about bacon flavoured whisky?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 29, 2017, 06:46:49 AM
Looks like Darwin is now taking on the Youtube generation.

Firing a .50 round from a few feet away thinking that it would be stopped by the encyclopedia you were holding in front of your chest? 
 eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html[/url])

I'm starting to come to the disturbing conclusion that my generation is the last one to have inherited common sense noooo:


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: boogs on June 29, 2017, 07:35:05 AM
Looks like Darwin is now taking on the Youtube generation.

Firing a .50 round from a few feet away thinking that it would be stopped by the encyclopedia you were holding in front of your chest? 
 eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html[/url])

I'm starting to come to the disturbing conclusion that my generation is the last one to have inherited common sense noooo:


What numpty's   noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 29, 2017, 08:59:19 PM
Darwin takes on the underworld  happy001

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2017, 09:08:36 PM
Looks like Darwin is now taking on the Youtube generation.

Firing a .50 round from a few feet away thinking that it would be stopped by the encyclopedia you were holding in front of your chest? 
 eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4647730/Complaint-Woman-blames-video-stunt-boyfriends-death.html[/url])

I'm starting to come to the disturbing conclusion that my generation is the last one to have inherited common sense noooo:


What numpty's   noooo: noooo: noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 29, 2017, 09:09:25 PM
Darwin takes on the underworld  happy001

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html[/url])

A few inches from his brain then, shame
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: boogs on June 30, 2017, 09:08:34 PM
Darwin takes on the underworld  happy001

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html[/url])


 Wankah: happy002 happy002
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2017, 04:01:37 AM
Mr Darwin sir, how fast can your man get hold of some quick drying cement.....  eveilgrin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F06%2F30%2F09%2F41E67BE100000578-4653538-Before_starting_the_stunt_Mr_Swingler_posted_details_of_the_plan-a-1_1498809801422.jpg&hash=b9a75c4e0035fb2975a809bdec4ea7f1)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4653538/Daredevils-bury-alive-YouTube-subscribers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4653538/Daredevils-bury-alive-YouTube-subscribers.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2017, 04:25:06 AM
Mr Darwin sir, how fast can your man get hold of some quick drying cement.....  eveilgrin:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F06%2F30%2F09%2F41E67BE100000578-4653538-Before_starting_the_stunt_Mr_Swingler_posted_details_of_the_plan-a-1_1498809801422.jpg&hash=b9a75c4e0035fb2975a809bdec4ea7f1[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4653538/Daredevils-bury-alive-YouTube-subscribers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4653538/Daredevils-bury-alive-YouTube-subscribers.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on July 03, 2017, 06:35:02 PM
Poor Mrs K  noooo:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/112658/French-put-finger-on-deckchair-dangers (http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/112658/French-put-finger-on-deckchair-dangers)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 03, 2017, 07:17:54 PM
Poor Mrs K  noooo:

[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/112658/French-put-finger-on-deckchair-dangers[/url] ([url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/112658/French-put-finger-on-deckchair-dangers[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 03, 2017, 10:29:46 PM
Poor Mrs K  noooo:

[url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/112658/French-put-finger-on-deckchair-dangers[/url] ([url]http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/112658/French-put-finger-on-deckchair-dangers[/url])


happy001

 rubschin:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 13, 2017, 03:37:08 PM
Darwin shows that the patient approach is still effective. It was only a matter of time before the inevitable would occur....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4691872/New-Zealand-woman-killed-plane-Sint-Maarten-beach.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4691872/New-Zealand-woman-killed-plane-Sint-Maarten-beach.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 04:47:20 PM
Darwin shows that the patient approach is still effective. It was only a matter of time before the inevitable would occur....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4691872/New-Zealand-woman-killed-plane-Sint-Maarten-beach.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4691872/New-Zealand-woman-killed-plane-Sint-Maarten-beach.html[/url])

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2017, 02:04:22 AM
What............The.............Fuck!!!!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

With a SHOTGUN????  Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4761250/Man-46-shoots-shotgun-woman-s-vagina-sexual-game.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4761250/Man-46-shoots-shotgun-woman-s-vagina-sexual-game.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2017, 09:25:53 AM
What............The.............Fuck!!!!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

With a SHOTGUN????  Shocked:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4761250/Man-46-shoots-shotgun-woman-s-vagina-sexual-game.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4761250/Man-46-shoots-shotgun-woman-s-vagina-sexual-game.html[/url])

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: Shocked:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2017, 09:40:27 AM
What............The.............Fuck!!!!!!!  eeek: eeek: eeek:

With a SHOTGUN????  Shocked:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4761250/Man-46-shoots-shotgun-woman-s-vagina-sexual-game.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4761250/Man-46-shoots-shotgun-woman-s-vagina-sexual-game.html[/url])


I have a shotgun...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2017, 03:58:28 PM
Think I've found another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir.

"I'm just going to close this bear trap by punching it......"  noooo:

http://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U (http://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U)

Meh, you aren't that impressive. THIS is how you do a trap trick....  eveilgrin:

http://youtu.be/KecktyU46yI (http://youtu.be/KecktyU46yI)

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2017, 05:29:29 PM
Think I've found another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir.

"I'm just going to close this bear trap by punching it......"  noooo:

[url]http://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/z4fznINyU-U[/url])

Meh, you aren't that impressive. THIS is how you do a trap trick....  eveilgrin:

[url]http://youtu.be/KecktyU46yI[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/KecktyU46yI[/url])


Excellent!  ;D
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2017, 11:08:24 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2017, 05:00:09 AM
Words fail me...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url])


Long barrels - couldn't reach with his arms...  inane:

I feel sorry for those poor bastards that had to find him and remove the body...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2017, 08:25:12 AM
Words fail me...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url])


Long barrels - couldn't reach with his arms...  inane:

I feel sorry for those poor bastards that had to find him and remove the body...  noooo:

Yes what a mess that must have been

Some nutters do take nutterdom to the most bizarre and sick extremes but this was a real  Shocked:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 18, 2017, 05:21:41 PM
Words fail me...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url])

Hard to know how he worked the trigger?

Oh, I see.  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: boogs on August 19, 2017, 09:14:35 AM
Words fail me...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4799752/Man-kills-shotgun-tying-trigger-penis.html[/url])

Hard to know how he worked the trigger?

Oh, I see.  redface:


 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on September 03, 2017, 08:57:12 PM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html[/url])

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Look on the bright side.  The gene pool is better for it
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 03, 2017, 08:59:43 PM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html[/url])

 eeek: eeek: eeek:

Look on the bright side.  The gene pool is better for it


He might had heard that Nick was doing a firework display and panicked, not realising it was on this side of the pond.  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2017, 02:05:27 AM
Not sure if this is going to be bad news for Miss D or bad news for anyone suicidal enough to jump out in front of her wearing a clown suit...  rubschin:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/03/killer-clown-craze-set-to-return-as-remake-of-horror-movie-it-is-released-in-uk-6899913/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/03/killer-clown-craze-set-to-return-as-remake-of-horror-movie-it-is-released-in-uk-6899913/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2017, 06:19:16 AM
I know they call it the Burning Man Festival but fucking hell...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4848026/Man-falls-flames-Nevada-festival.html[/url])


Feck moi!  eeek:

I bet that stings...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 11, 2017, 02:25:38 AM
Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work in the colonies I see...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on September 11, 2017, 07:18:40 AM
Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work in the colonies I see...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html[/url])

 ;D  seems an area much needing his efforts
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 11, 2017, 01:00:43 PM
Mr Darwin sir has been hard at work in the colonies I see...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4870760/Hurricane-Irma-brings-cyclists-sailor-kite-surfer.html[/url])


Oh Mr. Darwin Sir! worthy:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2017, 12:54:28 AM
St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/ (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/)

 noooo: 
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2017, 05:22:40 AM
St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/[/url])

 noooo:


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on September 12, 2017, 09:14:23 AM
St Austell, second only to Bodmin for attracting total deranged fuckwits

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/10/man-threatens-mcdonalds-staff-with-his-penis-in-one-hand-and-a-knife-in-the-other-6916237/[/url])

 noooo:


 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

If they want someone to hold the key to his cell then I volunteer to join the queue to lose it
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 13, 2017, 09:29:46 PM
So near and yet so far, better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock (http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
So near and yet so far, better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

[url]http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock[/url] ([url]http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/853806/viral-video-scary-train-shock[/url])


Feck moi!  eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 19, 2017, 08:03:49 PM
Better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F19%2F14%2F4479C38800000578-0-image-a-1_1505827600338.jpg&hash=c115a17369f50ad409b32dbf63d0cd93)

Seems perfectly adequate kit to go and scale Snowdon in.....................................feckin' idiot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2017, 05:23:36 AM
Better luck next time Mr Darwin sir...

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2017%2F09%2F19%2F14%2F4479C38800000578-0-image-a-1_1505827600338.jpg&hash=c115a17369f50ad409b32dbf63d0cd93[/url])

Seems perfectly adequate kit to go and scale Snowdon in.....................................feckin' idiot

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4899130/Teenager-caught-hypothermia-climbing-Snowdon.html[/url])

 noooo:


Close but no cigar...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 04:27:11 PM
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2017, 04:48:21 PM
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url])


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 05:01:39 PM
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url])


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:


But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill..  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2017, 06:13:33 PM
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url])


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:


But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill..  noooo:


 rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 21, 2017, 06:42:52 PM
Stupid bastard was incredibly lucky that there wasn't anyone close behind....  eeek:

Think you need to tell your man to step on it next time...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4904884/Video-man-falls-highway-trying-punch-driver.html[/url])


I'd have run him over for the fun of it...  eveilgrin:


But then you would have had to clean bits of gormless cockwomble out of the radiator grill..  noooo:


 rubschin:


You want one of these for it, bit of work with a hose afterwards and all clean again....  eveilgrin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hoffmang.com%2Ffirearms%2Femoticons%2Fsteamroller.png&hash=8e5010bcdb3991052139a2a5b913ea7c)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2017, 05:14:34 PM
Darwin tries oriental cooking...  redface:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on October 25, 2017, 05:17:53 PM
Darwin tries oriental cooking...  redface:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5015171/Malaysian-accidentally-steams-death-WOK.html[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on October 25, 2017, 05:52:20 PM
Religion  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 25, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
Religion  noooo:

It's easy to get all steamed up over a belief...  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on October 25, 2017, 10:44:43 PM
Religion  noooo:

It's easy to get all steamed up over a belief...  redface:
Wok was he thinking?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 29, 2017, 12:01:00 PM
Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html)

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: boogs on October 29, 2017, 12:09:39 PM
Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html[/url])

 noooo:


Bloody nutter  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on October 29, 2017, 01:56:30 PM
Got another candidate for you Mr Darwin sir, looks like he's been able to escape your notice for a while now...

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5027899/Barefoot-bushman-confronts-4-5m-croc-mauled-hand.html[/url])

 noooo:

Still it wrecked his sex life for a fair while
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:05:37 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.techtimes.com%2Fdata%2Fthumbs%2Ffull%2F316815%2F650%2F0%2F0%2F0%2Fmad-mike-hughes.jpg&hash=a965505607ee539cda076134695b8b9f)

(https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_960w/2010-2019/Wires/Images/2017-11-20/AP/Mad_Rocket_Scientist_24265-d9830.jpg&w=1484)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485 (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on November 22, 2017, 04:16:08 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.techtimes.com%2Fdata%2Fthumbs%2Ffull%2F316815%2F650%2F0%2F0%2F0%2Fmad-mike-hughes.jpg&hash=a965505607ee539cda076134695b8b9f[/url])

([url]https://img.washingtonpost.com/wp-apps/imrs.php?src=https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_960w/2010-2019/Wires/Images/2017-11-20/AP/Mad_Rocket_Scientist_24265-d9830.jpg&w=1484[/url])

[url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url] ([url]https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?utm_term=.9e0ba1807485[/url])


I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:18:13 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

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I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:


Apparently you can't fly much higher than a mile up as you bounce off the 'air dome'  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2017, 04:25:50 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

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I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 04:35:11 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

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I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows


Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir?  scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 22, 2017, 05:09:33 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

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I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows


Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir?  scared2:
scared2:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 22, 2017, 08:01:03 PM
Darwin I don't know how you managed it but this time you may have excelled yourself. A flat earther who doesn't believe in science has build a steam powered rocket out of scrap metal apparently capable of travelling at 500mph in order to launch himself a mile into the atmosphere and prove the 'round earth conspiracy'.  happy001

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I... I... I'm lost for werds...  noooo:

Her doesn't think that taking a short commercial flight at 37,000 feet or so might be a simpler and safer way to prove or disprove his theory...?  noooo:

The airlines are all in on the conspiracy and airliners have VR windows


Are you sure you should be sharing secrets from the 'lodge' Mr Darwin sir?  scared2:
scared2:


*Sends black suit to cleaners.....*  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on November 22, 2017, 10:41:12 PM
That supposed rocket makes that supposed F1 car from the other week seem like the bees knees

And wot BM said  :thumbsup:

And wot Darwin said:   rubschin:  I thought the windows were real it was everything inside the plane that was VR esp the passengers. 
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 26, 2017, 01:56:16 AM
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land...  rubschin:

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on November 26, 2017, 05:11:39 AM
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land...  rubschin:

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736

Yer, I could hear his sigh of relief from here!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on November 26, 2017, 10:22:03 AM
It appears that his attempt will be delayed as he's been banned from launching on public land...  rubschin:

https://gizmodo.com/flat-earth-researcher-told-he-cant-blast-himself-into-t-1820735736

Yer, I could hear his sigh of relief from here!  lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 07, 2017, 09:37:54 PM
So near and yet so far, couldn't you have managed to get one of these morons to turn the microwave on Mr Darwin sir...?  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 07, 2017, 10:15:56 PM
So near and yet so far, couldn't you have managed to get one of these morons to turn the microwave on Mr Darwin sir...?  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html[/url])

 noooo: noooo: noooo: 
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 08, 2017, 07:03:56 AM
So near and yet so far, couldn't you have managed to get one of these morons to turn the microwave on Mr Darwin sir...?  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5157415/YouTube-prankster-cements-head-microwave.html[/url])


happy001

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 11, 2017, 06:59:55 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5166849/Chinese-rooftopper-unwittingly-films-death.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5166849/Chinese-rooftopper-unwittingly-films-death.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2017, 07:09:55 PM
Bloody hell!!!  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5166849/Chinese-rooftopper-unwittingly-films-death.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5166849/Chinese-rooftopper-unwittingly-films-death.html[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

Twat...  noooo:

Although, I'm not convinced the file is real actually...  whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2017, 09:03:59 PM
Just plain fucking stupid  noooo:

And some poor sod has to go and clear up the mess
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 05, 2018, 03:59:10 PM
Another year another arsehole...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5238089/Man-FIREWORK-launched-backside-prank.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5238089/Man-FIREWORK-launched-backside-prank.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 05, 2018, 04:06:10 PM
Another year another arsehole...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5238089/Man-FIREWORK-launched-backside-prank.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5238089/Man-FIREWORK-launched-backside-prank.html[/url])



(https://s18.postimg.org/s5jillxp1/Arse.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/s5jillxp1/)

happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 12, 2018, 07:55:49 PM
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 08:18:25 AM
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html[/url])


Quote from: Daily Fail
This is the shocking a moment a man uses an open flame to give himself a 'hair cut'.


Everything seems to shock the Daily Fail these days...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2018, 08:52:45 AM
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html[/url])


Quote from: Daily Fail
This is the shocking a moment a man uses an open flame to give himself a 'hair cut'.


Everything seems to shock the Daily Fail these days...  noooo:


Perhaps, but trimming your hair with a naked flame does seem to be a little out there...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 11:43:13 AM
How on earth did you miss this idiot Mr Darwin sir, he seems the ideal candidate.....?  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5263959/Man-uses-open-FLAMES-hair-cut.html[/url])


Quote from: Daily Fail
This is the shocking a moment a man uses an open flame to give himself a 'hair cut'.


Everything seems to shock the Daily Fail these days...  noooo:


Perhaps, but trimming your hair with a naked flame does seem to be a little out there...  noooo:


Not shocking tho... ::)

If he'd connected himself up to a Tesla Coil to cut it - now that would be shocking!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 13, 2018, 01:35:15 PM
If he'd connected himself up to a Tesla Coil to cut it - now that would be shocking!
rubschin:
Is that some kind of low-emission contraceptive device?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 13, 2018, 01:58:23 PM
If he'd connected himself up to a Tesla Coil to cut it - now that would be shocking!
rubschin:
Is that some kind of low-emission contraceptive device?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 13, 2018, 03:50:17 PM
Ok using fire may not be as idiotic as I thought...  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/7NJ-3dthPlw (http://youtu.be/7NJ-3dthPlw)

There still isn't a snowballs chance in hell of my trying it though...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 11:59:43 AM
What kind of deranged moron do you have to be to test if an Iphone battery is genuine by BITING it???  eeek: eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 23, 2018, 12:08:21 PM
What kind of deranged moron do you have to be to test if an Iphone battery is genuine by BITING it???  eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html[/url])

 eeek:

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2018, 12:16:41 PM
What kind of deranged moron do you have to be to test if an Iphone battery is genuine by BITING it???  eeek: eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5301391/Fake-iPhone-battery-explodes-mans-mouth-China.html[/url])


 lol: lol: lol:

Twat.  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2018, 09:24:24 PM
This gives a different meaning to play dead...  noooo:

The whole thing becomes more plausible when you realise that the writer and editor bollixed up and it was a shotgun not a hunting rifle that went off.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/908121/hunter-shot-dead-dog-rifle-shooting-saratov-freak-hunting-accident-weird-news (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/908121/hunter-shot-dead-dog-rifle-shooting-saratov-freak-hunting-accident-weird-news)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2018, 03:09:30 AM
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2018, 05:38:49 AM
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html[/url])


 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 26, 2018, 09:54:52 AM
I see Mr Darwin sir is contracting out now. It's only going to be a matter of time before some gormless arse kills himself trying to go one better...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5310931/Man-puts-hand-straight-molten-metal.html[/url])


 eeek: eeek:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2018, 10:23:29 AM
I think I'll take a selfie with an oncoming train in the background while I'm standing right beside the tracks...  noooo:

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/ (http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/)
Title: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2018, 10:52:53 AM
I think I'll take a selfie with an oncoming train in the background while I'm standing right beside the tracks...  noooo:

[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/[/url])

FFS

Lucky that he only suffered injuries to head and hands so missed what passes for his brains by 3 feet
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on January 29, 2018, 10:56:25 AM
Effin autocorrects
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 05:20:33 AM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 10, 2018, 05:28:33 AM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 10, 2018, 05:36:14 AM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on February 10, 2018, 11:57:05 AM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:


Well ‘E Damm well won’t be doing it again
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 10, 2018, 12:19:32 PM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Just One More on February 10, 2018, 05:49:12 PM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a Krafty wank wot done him...  lol:


 whistle:

(https://s9.postimg.org/s1lbjv0x7/kraft_cheese_slices.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/s1lbjv0x7/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on February 11, 2018, 07:56:42 AM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a Krafty wank wot done him...  lol:


 whistle:

([url]https://s9.postimg.org/s1lbjv0x7/kraft_cheese_slices.jpg[/url]) ([url]https://postimg.org/image/s1lbjv0x7/[/url])


 drumroll:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2018, 06:08:56 PM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2018, 03:24:41 PM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:


 drumroll:    at least I got it....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2018, 04:05:32 PM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:


 drumroll:    at least I got it....... Thumbs:


I knew I could rely on you.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: apc2010 on February 17, 2018, 05:51:32 PM
Dear God. What in the hell was Mr Darwin sir drinking when he arranged this one.  eeek:

Quote
The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat. He has placed a plastic bag over his head was sat in front of a heater that was switched on, reports


[url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url] ([url]http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/masturbation-kills-100-people-in-germany-every-year-7297186/#mv-b[/url])


I saw that elsewhere yesterday...  eeek:

You gotta love that title tho...

Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year

Mate, it wasn't just having a crafty wank wot done him...  lol:


That wasn't the headline that grabbed my attention though, elsewhere on Metro there is link to the same story with the headline

Man died trying to melt sliced cheese over himself for sexual kicks

I figured if nothing else it would give Apey a new routine...  redface:
A rare bit of insanity.  noooo:


 drumroll:    at least I got it....... Thumbs:


I knew I could rely on you.  :thumbsup:


 Thumbs:    cloud9:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2018, 08:48:32 AM
Mr Darwin sir is now on track to become a squillionaire with his latest approach. Getting people to pay for him to end them on the vague off chance that their consciousness can be digitally preserved and used later...  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5503045/Tech-billionaire-pays-10K-die-brain-uploaded-online.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5503045/Tech-billionaire-pays-10K-die-brain-uploaded-online.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2018, 10:01:16 AM
Mr Darwin sir is now on track to become a squillionaire with his latest approach. Getting people to pay for him to end them on the vague off chance that their consciousness can be digitally preserved and used later...  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5503045/Tech-billionaire-pays-10K-die-brain-uploaded-online.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5503045/Tech-billionaire-pays-10K-die-brain-uploaded-online.html[/url])

facepalm:

well it wouldn't take much storage would it
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on March 15, 2018, 11:20:46 AM
BM could do it for half the price  :thumbsup: using some sort of gadget he has bought on the internet.

What could possibly go wrong?
(https://s14.postimg.org/3x8m0112l/gadget.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3x8m0112l/)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2018, 03:31:50 PM
BM could do it for half the price  :thumbsup: using some sort of gadget he has bought on the internet.

What could possibly go wrong?
(https://s14.postimg.org/3x8m0112l/gadget.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/3x8m0112l/)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2018, 07:10:02 AM
I'm guessing that Mr Darwin sir is playing a long game here as it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong with these fuckwits. Anyone who is happy being whacked with a machete in order to get 'bulletproof powers' is clearly in need of being removed from the gene pool.  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F03%2F18%2F20%2F4A3FEB8300000578-5515929-image-a-125_1521404006584.jpg&hash=5384292bc6e1792b0d7e0ac5f6ae0ad3)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515929/Man-hacked-machete-bulletproof-powers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515929/Man-hacked-machete-bulletproof-powers.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2018, 07:12:09 AM
I'm guessing that Mr Darwin sir is playing a long game here as it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong with these fuckwits. Anyone who is happy being whacked with a machete in order to get 'bulletproof powers' is clearly in need of being removed from the gene pool.  eeek:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F03%2F18%2F20%2F4A3FEB8300000578-5515929-image-a-125_1521404006584.jpg&hash=5384292bc6e1792b0d7e0ac5f6ae0ad3[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515929/Man-hacked-machete-bulletproof-powers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515929/Man-hacked-machete-bulletproof-powers.html[/url])


 eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on March 19, 2018, 11:27:34 AM
I'm guessing that Mr Darwin sir is playing a long game here as it's only a matter of time before something goes wrong with these fuckwits. Anyone who is happy being whacked with a machete in order to get 'bulletproof powers' is clearly in need of being removed from the gene pool.  eeek:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fnewpix%2F2018%2F03%2F18%2F20%2F4A3FEB8300000578-5515929-image-a-125_1521404006584.jpg&hash=5384292bc6e1792b0d7e0ac5f6ae0ad3[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515929/Man-hacked-machete-bulletproof-powers.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5515929/Man-hacked-machete-bulletproof-powers.html[/url])


 eeek:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 03, 2018, 06:35:37 PM
Dumb Americans and firearms, the 'old reliable' combination....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571589/Man-shot-head-Facebook-Live-stream-friend-plays-gun.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571589/Man-shot-head-Facebook-Live-stream-friend-plays-gun.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2018, 09:37:22 AM
Dumb Americans and firearms, the 'old reliable' combination....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571589/Man-shot-head-Facebook-Live-stream-friend-plays-gun.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571589/Man-shot-head-Facebook-Live-stream-friend-plays-gun.html[/url])

doublefacepalm
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2018, 08:04:00 PM
Dumb Americans and firearms, the 'old reliable' combination....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571589/Man-shot-head-Facebook-Live-stream-friend-plays-gun.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571589/Man-shot-head-Facebook-Live-stream-friend-plays-gun.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 02:54:16 AM
Trainsurfing and Tombstoning in one package, Mr Darwin sir is getting efficient...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html)

If that dozy bastard lives to see the end of the year I'm going to be amazed...   noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2018, 07:31:31 AM
Trainsurfing and Tombstoning in one package, Mr Darwin sir is getting efficient...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html[/url])

If that dozy bastard lives to see the end of the year I'm going to be amazed...   noooo:

Ah twas in Oz

Maybe he heard a man with head in a bucket was on the train
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 09, 2018, 01:31:39 PM
Trainsurfing and Tombstoning in one package, Mr Darwin sir is getting efficient...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5590565/The-incredible-moment-train-surfer-caught-carriage-jumps-bridge.html[/url])

If that dozy bastard lives to see the end of the year I'm going to be amazed...   noooo:

Ah twas in Oz

Maybe he heard a man with head in a bucket was on the train



Quote from: Crocodile Dummkopf
That's not falling off a roof. THIS is falling off a roof


 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2018, 08:24:30 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 01, 2018, 08:52:50 PM
Think your watch may be running a little slow Mr Darwin sir...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5679173/Idiot-teenager-throws-gap-rails-seconds-train-arrives.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5679173/Idiot-teenager-throws-gap-rails-seconds-train-arrives.html)

Aside from traumatising the driver something tells me it wouldn't be a great loss if he had cocked up and been hit by the train. I can't see him being a Noble Prize winner...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 07, 2018, 09:01:18 PM
Sounds like another candidate for Mr Darwin sir...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/07/idiot-filmed-getting-rid-chest-hair-setting-fire-7612771/
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 08, 2018, 05:22:23 AM
Sounds like another candidate for Mr Darwin sir...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/07/idiot-filmed-getting-rid-chest-hair-setting-fire-7612771/

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 08, 2018, 08:26:35 AM
Sounds like another candidate for Mr Darwin sir...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/07/idiot-filmed-getting-rid-chest-hair-setting-fire-7612771/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2018, 12:41:21 AM
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2018, 04:56:25 AM
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 17, 2018, 08:39:18 AM
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url])


 noooo:
  noooo: noooo:


I see Meister an 'armless tourist and raise him a stabbed himself to death accidentally full Darwinista

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 17, 2018, 09:57:59 AM
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url])


 noooo:
  noooo: noooo:


I see Meister an 'armless tourist and raise him a stabbed himself to death accidentally full Darwinista

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html[/url])


happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 17, 2018, 03:29:51 PM
If I may be so bold as to make a suggestion Mr Darwin sir. Next time the windows should be larger and prone to jamming open...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851549/Safari-tourist-tries-stroke-lion-4x4-window-big-cat-lets-almighty-roar.html[/url])


 noooo:
  noooo: noooo:


I see Meister an 'armless tourist and raise him a stabbed himself to death accidentally full Darwinista

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5851277/Man-knifes-death-testing-stab-proof.html[/url])


Teeside, says it all really...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2018, 02:37:36 PM
Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759)

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2018, 02:41:41 PM
Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759)

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."


I just read about that elsewhere...

Seems like a great result apart from the trains being delayed and the effect on the driver.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 03:17:04 PM
Was it Wandsworth Common?  whistle:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 18, 2018, 03:23:30 PM
Looks like a rare triple Darwin

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-44520759)

"Three men have died after being struck by a train near a south London station.

It is understood that spray cans were found near the bodies of the men, who are believed to be in their 20s."


I'm sure they were lovely lads.

Awaits Facebook tributes and flowers and teddies tied to a fence near the incident.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2018, 03:29:39 PM
I think Liverpool actually has a shop that sells flowers, teddies and string  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 01:02:11 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 01, 2018, 02:03:56 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html[/url])


 noooo:

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea...  eeek:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 02:06:50 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html[/url])


 noooo:

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea...  eeek:


Ask Baldy you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 01, 2018, 02:23:38 PM
I see Mr Darwin sir is using his random bag of death again... This time it's one of those occasions where WFT??? just doesn't cover it. A recreational mummification bondage session?  eeek:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5902857/UCLA-Professor-47-suffers-sudden-death-recreational-mummication-bondage-LA-home.html[/url])


 noooo:

I wonder how many other perversions you have to go through until you reach the point where, "shall we try a mummification bondage session?" seems a good idea...  eeek:

Well it is a puzzler, you'd sort of hope this was his first as anyone dumb enough to dabble like that could have hurt people with other dabblings.

Classic Darwin though
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 08:20:18 PM
Mr Darwin sir, you may want to suggest your man uses a Great White next time there is someone stupid enough to want to pet and feed a shark by hand...  noooo:

Crap headline and not a great article but who in their right mind would want to stand on a submerged step on the side of a boat and hand feed a shark, even a so called 'docile' breed...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5903763/The-terrifying-moment-woman-dragged-underwater-SHARK-trying-feed-it.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5903763/The-terrifying-moment-woman-dragged-underwater-SHARK-trying-feed-it.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 01, 2018, 08:29:42 PM
Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 02, 2018, 03:27:44 AM
Young idiots, alcohol and tombstoning, Mr Darwin sir's signature summer technique. Getting the drunk tosser to go head first is a new approach though...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5905871/Tombstoner-lucky-alive-suffering-spinal-injuries-leapt-sea-wall.html[/url])


Close but no cigar...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 06, 2018, 01:16:20 PM
A triple Darwiner

Go swimming at the top of a waterfall, what could possibly go wrong?  Oh yes, that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 07, 2018, 02:50:34 AM
A triple Darwiner

Go swimming at the top of a waterfall, what could possibly go wrong?  Oh yes, that

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44736569)

Meh... Shrugs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 10, 2018, 03:03:59 AM
It's only a matter of time for this idiot, stopped free running because he continuously injured himself and now jumps off tall objects instead. You can tell before he is even half way down the descent that the moron is going to hit the water badly.  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934529/Daredevil-plummets-112ft-flooded-quarry-tears-tendon-knee.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934529/Daredevil-plummets-112ft-flooded-quarry-tears-tendon-knee.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 10, 2018, 03:18:54 AM
It's only a matter of time for this idiot, stopped free running because he continuously injured himself and now jumps off tall objects instead. You can tell before he is even half way down the descent that the moron is going to hit the water badly.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934529/Daredevil-plummets-112ft-flooded-quarry-tears-tendon-knee.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934529/Daredevil-plummets-112ft-flooded-quarry-tears-tendon-knee.html[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 10, 2018, 09:20:46 AM
It's only a matter of time for this idiot, stopped free running because he continuously injured himself and now jumps off tall objects instead. You can tell before he is even half way down the descent that the moron is going to hit the water badly.  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934529/Daredevil-plummets-112ft-flooded-quarry-tears-tendon-knee.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934529/Daredevil-plummets-112ft-flooded-quarry-tears-tendon-knee.html[/url])


 noooo:

 noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2018, 12:36:16 PM
A new category:  Delayed Darwin by deliberately getting contaminated with asbestos

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907)

"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt."
 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2018, 12:52:53 PM
A new category:  Delayed Darwin by deliberately getting contaminated with asbestos

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907)

"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt."
 noooo:

Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -

Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2018, 02:26:39 PM
A new category:  Delayed Darwin by deliberately getting contaminated with asbestos

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907)

"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt."
 noooo:

Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -

Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.

 rubschin:
because they're stupid as well?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2018, 02:44:01 PM
A new category:  Delayed Darwin by deliberately getting contaminated with asbestos

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907)

"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt."
 noooo:

Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -

Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.

 rubschin:
because they're stupid as well?

Or perhaps it is not as dangerous as claimed... ::)

It would be interesting to know the ages of the residents and how long they have been there...  rubschin:

I reckon we need Scooby Doo in there to work out what all those warning signs are about....
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 14, 2018, 04:13:30 PM
In your book nothing is unreasonably dangerous in advance of seeing a dead body or 10. 

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2018, 04:35:08 PM
A new category:  Delayed Darwin by deliberately getting contaminated with asbestos

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-44816907)

"From what I could find, it is the fibres in the air that cause the problems," he said. "There was no wind when we went so I was under the impression that a short visit won't hurt."
 noooo:

Hmmm... if it is so dangerous how come: -

Quote from: BBC
Road signs warn people against visiting the town, which still retains a handful of residents.

 rubschin:
because they're stupid as well?

Or perhaps it is not as dangerous as claimed... ::)

It would be interesting to know the ages of the residents and how long they have been there...  rubschin:

I reckon we need Scooby Doo in there to work out what all those warning signs are about....

Bear in mind that this is a country that is chock full of wildlife that can easily kill you. That quite possibly lends a fairly blase outlook when it comes to danger...  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 15, 2018, 10:04:06 AM
Bear in mind that this is a country that is chock full of wildlife that can easily kill you. That quite possibly lends a fairly blase outlook when it comes to danger...  rubschin:
Nah, Oz has a very keen and imho practical safety culture, almost famous for it (NZ the opposite).  But if you want to be an arse and overly risk killing yourself you still can.  Very sus though going to that town and bringing asbestos fibres out of it on your clothes and shoes
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 16, 2018, 11:28:14 PM
It's clear that anyone stupid enough to let this happen to them wasn't going to win a Nobel Prize...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/15/man-dies-after-friend-blows-air-up-his-rectum-in-prank-gone-wrong-7718081/
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2018, 05:18:02 AM
It's clear that anyone stupid enough to let this happen to them wasn't going to win a Nobel Prize...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/15/man-dies-after-friend-blows-air-up-his-rectum-in-prank-gone-wrong-7718081/

 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 17, 2018, 07:44:46 AM
It's clear that anyone stupid enough to let this happen to them wasn't going to win a Nobel Prize...  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/15/man-dies-after-friend-blows-air-up-his-rectum-in-prank-gone-wrong-7718081/

 noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2018, 10:04:45 AM
Pissed, up a ladder in the rain wearing slippers trying to remove a wasps nest when you are allergic to them....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 19, 2018, 11:57:57 AM
Pissed, up a ladder in the rain wearing slippers trying to remove a wasps nest when you are allergic to them....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html[/url])

A classic case
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 19, 2018, 12:55:24 PM
Pissed, up a ladder in the rain wearing slippers trying to remove a wasps nest when you are allergic to them....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5969553/Theatre-director-allergic-wasps-fell-death-stung-tried-remove-nest.html[/url])


 happ096
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:14:16 PM
I see that Mr Darwin sir has reentered his ironic phase....  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html)

Sounds perfectly deserved to me.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 25, 2018, 10:43:28 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fcxresources%2FMjU3MjAxODIyfGN4by5hfGh0dHBzOi8vaS5kYWlseW1haWwuY28udWsvaS9uZXdwaXgvMjAxOC8wNy8yNS8xMS80RThDQjA5QjAwMDAwNTc4LTU5OTAwNTUtaW1hZ2UtYS0xMl8xNTMyNTE1ODMyMTA4LmpwZ3wyNTcyMDE4MjJjeG8uYXxkYWlseTIwMTgwNjA0&hash=14766a12d10779de714bb92100a232af)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:10:45 AM
I see that Mr Darwin sir has reentered his ironic phase....  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html[/url])

Sounds perfectly deserved to me.


Excellent!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2018, 03:11:19 AM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fcxresources%2FMjU3MjAxODIyfGN4by5hfGh0dHBzOi8vaS5kYWlseW1haWwuY28udWsvaS9uZXdwaXgvMjAxOC8wNy8yNS8xMS80RThDQjA5QjAwMDAwNTc4LTU5OTAwNTUtaW1hZ2UtYS0xMl8xNTMyNTE1ODMyMTA4LmpwZ3wyNTcyMDE4MjJjeG8uYXxkYWlseTIwMTgwNjA0&hash=14766a12d10779de714bb92100a232af[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url])


Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2018, 07:45:09 AM
I see that Mr Darwin sir has reentered his ironic phase....  rubschin:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5991147/German-Aachen-Strangler-serial-killer-accidentally-electrocutes-prison.html[/url])

Sounds perfectly deserved to me.


Excellent!  :thumbsup:
  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 11:09:02 AM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fcxresources%2FMjU3MjAxODIyfGN4by5hfGh0dHBzOi8vaS5kYWlseW1haWwuY28udWsvaS9uZXdwaXgvMjAxOC8wNy8yNS8xMS80RThDQjA5QjAwMDAwNTc4LTU5OTAwNTUtaW1hZ2UtYS0xMl8xNTMyNTE1ODMyMTA4LmpwZ3wyNTcyMDE4MjJjeG8uYXxkYWlseTIwMTgwNjA0&hash=14766a12d10779de714bb92100a232af[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url])


Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:


Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2018, 11:17:35 AM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fcxresources%2FMjU3MjAxODIyfGN4by5hfGh0dHBzOi8vaS5kYWlseW1haWwuY28udWsvaS9uZXdwaXgvMjAxOC8wNy8yNS8xMS80RThDQjA5QjAwMDAwNTc4LTU5OTAwNTUtaW1hZ2UtYS0xMl8xNTMyNTE1ODMyMTA4LmpwZ3wyNTcyMDE4MjJjeG8uYXxkYWlseTIwMTgwNjA0&hash=14766a12d10779de714bb92100a232af[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url])


Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:


Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:


 Shocked:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2018, 12:50:51 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fcxresources%2FMjU3MjAxODIyfGN4by5hfGh0dHBzOi8vaS5kYWlseW1haWwuY28udWsvaS9uZXdwaXgvMjAxOC8wNy8yNS8xMS80RThDQjA5QjAwMDAwNTc4LTU5OTAwNTUtaW1hZ2UtYS0xMl8xNTMyNTE1ODMyMTA4LmpwZ3wyNTcyMDE4MjJjeG8uYXxkYWlseTIwMTgwNjA0&hash=14766a12d10779de714bb92100a232af[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url])


Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:


Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:


 Shocked:


That could be more for Cornwall than anywhere else. For some reason a combination of steep hills and knee/thigh high kerbs seems common here. Saw some dozy bugger on a pair of Heeleys bomb down a hill, lose control and veer straight into one of those kerbs at full pelt...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2018, 12:58:29 PM
Motorised Segway roller skates that aren't attached to the users feet.... Anyone want to take a guess as to when Darwin's first candidate will be...  noooo:

([url]https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fcxresources%2FMjU3MjAxODIyfGN4by5hfGh0dHBzOi8vaS5kYWlseW1haWwuY28udWsvaS9uZXdwaXgvMjAxOC8wNy8yNS8xMS80RThDQjA5QjAwMDAwNTc4LTU5OTAwNTUtaW1hZ2UtYS0xMl8xNTMyNTE1ODMyMTA4LmpwZ3wyNTcyMDE4MjJjeG8uYXxkYWlseTIwMTgwNjA0&hash=14766a12d10779de714bb92100a232af[/url])

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5990055/Segway-unveils-new-images-Drift-W1-self-balancing-electric-roller-skates.html[/url])


Invest in broken ankle repair kits you say...?  rubschin:


Plus shin splints...  :thumbsup:


 Shocked:


That could be more for Cornwall than anywhere else. For some reason a combination of steep hills and knee/thigh high kerbs seems common here. Saw some dozy bugger on a pair of Heeleys bomb down a hill, lose control and veer straight into one of those kerbs at full pelt...  noooo:
The extra toes don't help then?
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2018, 01:09:34 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2018, 01:19:05 PM
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 01, 2018, 03:17:50 AM
Call me unsympathetic but the stupid bastard should have stuck his head in there instead...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006043/Reptile-handler-attacked-crocodile-Thailand.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006043/Reptile-handler-attacked-crocodile-Thailand.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 01, 2018, 04:52:57 AM
Call me unsympathetic but the stupid bastard should have stuck his head in there instead...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006043/Reptile-handler-attacked-crocodile-Thailand.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6006043/Reptile-handler-attacked-crocodile-Thailand.html[/url])


The only surprise there is that the Fail story doesn't have 'shocking' in the first five sentences...  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 03, 2018, 05:59:07 PM
Four for the price of one BMW and a tree

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6022621/Terrifying-moment-BMW-hurtles-Bradford-road-killing-four-friends.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6022621/Terrifying-moment-BMW-hurtles-Bradford-road-killing-four-friends.html)

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2018, 05:41:49 AM
Four for the price of one BMW and a tree

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6022621/Terrifying-moment-BMW-hurtles-Bradford-road-killing-four-friends.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6022621/Terrifying-moment-BMW-hurtles-Bradford-road-killing-four-friends.html[/url])


Back of the net Mr. Darwin Sir!  :thumbsup:

"shocking"  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 05, 2018, 10:56:21 AM
You need a looser pin next time Mr Darwin sir....  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/two-men-played-catch-with-a-live-hand-grenade-thinking-it-was-fake-7799776/
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2018, 11:10:08 AM
You need a looser pin next time Mr Darwin sir....  noooo:

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/05/two-men-played-catch-with-a-live-hand-grenade-thinking-it-was-fake-7799776/
noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2018, 07:50:20 PM
Four for the price of one BMW and a tree

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6022621/Terrifying-moment-BMW-hurtles-Bradford-road-killing-four-friends.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6022621/Terrifying-moment-BMW-hurtles-Bradford-road-killing-four-friends.html[/url])


Back of the net Mr. Darwin Sir!  :thumbsup:

"shocking"  lol:


"He was a polite and quiet lad"..............

I feel moved to go up and fix a teddy to the tree....



























But I won't.
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 05, 2018, 08:44:42 PM
 Thumbs:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 07, 2018, 07:45:02 PM
And the moral of the story is don't snub Mr Darwin sir's lucky turnips...  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/999792/south-korea-news-woman-coffin-ritual-religion (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/999792/south-korea-news-woman-coffin-ritual-religion)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 07, 2018, 08:04:52 PM
And the moral of the story is don't snub Mr Darwin sir's lucky turnips...  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/999792/south-korea-news-woman-coffin-ritual-religion (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/999792/south-korea-news-woman-coffin-ritual-religion)
noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 08, 2018, 05:09:28 AM
And the moral of the story is don't snub Mr Darwin sir's lucky turnips...  eeek:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/999792/south-korea-news-woman-coffin-ritual-religion (https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/999792/south-korea-news-woman-coffin-ritual-religion)

happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 09, 2018, 01:03:06 PM
I'm sorry for your loss but there is no such thing as a minimal risk to life when you are using firearms, even in training. That's why there are so many safety procedures and in order to have sniper training you have to have high marksmanship scores which means that he would have already been trained in those procedures. The fact that there was still a round chambered clearly shows that he either didn't bother with or completely cocked up making sure that the rifle was unloaded. But even so, how bloody daft do you have to be to rest your chin on the end of the barrel, that's just common bloody sense...  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6043345/Young-sniper-24-accidentally-shot-dead-leaned-chin-rifle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6043345/Young-sniper-24-accidentally-shot-dead-leaned-chin-rifle.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 09, 2018, 01:45:36 PM
I'm sorry for your loss but there is no such thing as a minimal risk to life when you are using firearms, even in training. That's why there are so many safety procedures and in order to have sniper training you have to have high marksmanship scores which means that he would have already been trained in those procedures. The fact that there was still a round chambered clearly shows that he either didn't bother with or completely cocked up making sure that the rifle was unloaded. But even so, how bloody daft do you have to be to rest your chin on the end of the barrel, that's just common bloody sense...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6043345/Young-sniper-24-accidentally-shot-dead-leaned-chin-rifle.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6043345/Young-sniper-24-accidentally-shot-dead-leaned-chin-rifle.html[/url])

Sad but Darwin must not be denied when so much fuckwittery resides in one person
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 09, 2018, 02:09:47 PM
I'm sorry for your loss but there is no such thing as a minimal risk to life when you are using firearms, even in training. That's why there are so many safety procedures and in order to have sniper training you have to have high marksmanship scores which means that he would have already been trained in those procedures. The fact that there was still a round chambered clearly shows that he either didn't bother with or completely cocked up making sure that the rifle was unloaded. But even so, how bloody daft do you have to be to rest your chin on the end of the barrel, that's just common bloody sense...  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6043345/Young-sniper-24-accidentally-shot-dead-leaned-chin-rifle.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6043345/Young-sniper-24-accidentally-shot-dead-leaned-chin-rifle.html[/url])


Good grief...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2018, 04:29:44 PM
Good grief....  noooo:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2018, 04:32:05 PM
Good grief....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.html[/url])


happy002

The lord doth move in mysterious ways! happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 18, 2018, 12:24:42 PM
Good grief....  noooo:

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6070685/Snake-preacher-gets-bitten-four-years-father-killed-rattlesnake.html[/url])


happy002

The lord doth move in mysterious ways! happy001

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 26, 2018, 04:04:02 AM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons....  noooo:

Quote
The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.

I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day...  rubschin:

Quote
Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’

Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk?

Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/pastor-almost-killed-by-snake-during-sermon-vows-to-keep-handling-snakes-7878534/
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2018, 05:34:06 AM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons....  noooo:

Quote
The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.

I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day...  rubschin:

Quote
Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’

Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk?

Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/pastor-almost-killed-by-snake-during-sermon-vows-to-keep-handling-snakes-7878534/

Mental...  whacky115
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 26, 2018, 09:11:39 AM
Sounds like Mr Darwin sir will be able to have another crack at the snake preacher as he has vowed to keep using them in his sermons....  noooo:

Quote
The church’s unique practice is inspired by biblical verse Mark 16:18 where Jesus says true believers will be able to ‘pick up snakes with their hands and when they drink deadly poison it will not hurt them at all’.

I'm going to hazard a guess that Mark was Mr Darwin sir's pen name back in the day...  rubschin:

Quote
Cody’s mother, Linda Coots, added: ‘We are a normal family, we love each other like normal families love each other. If a snake could bite you and never hurt you, it wouldn’t be a sign to the unbelievers.’

Is this the American version of normal for Norfolk?

Just goes to show that my faith in idiocy is well placed...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/08/24/pastor-almost-killed-by-snake-during-sermon-vows-to-keep-handling-snakes-7878534/

Mental...  whacky115
whacky115 whacky115

More brains in the snake
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2018, 04:39:52 PM
How the hell was his blood alcohol negative, surely nobody sober could be that bloody stupid...  shocked003

https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2017-03.html
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 29, 2018, 04:42:08 PM
I know that I shouldn't laugh at this and it makes me a bad person but that comment about shrapnel set me off...  happy001

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-07.html
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2018, 04:53:02 PM
How the hell was his blood alcohol negative, surely nobody sober could be that bloody stupid...  shocked003

https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2017-03.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:

What were they going to try next to get it out if A&E had been closed, dynamite?  And then there's the multiple why questions
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2018, 04:55:29 PM
I know that I shouldn't laugh at this and it makes me a bad person but that comment about shrapnel set me off...  happy001

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-07.html

" There are old welders and bold welders but there are no old, bold welders."  happy001
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2018, 05:19:11 PM
How the hell was his blood alcohol negative, surely nobody sober could be that bloody stupid...  shocked003

https://darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2017-03.html
noooo: noooo: noooo:

What were they going to try next to get it out if A&E had been closed, dynamite?  And then there's the multiple why questions

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2018, 05:20:12 PM
I know that I shouldn't laugh at this and it makes me a bad person but that comment about shrapnel set me off...  happy001

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2017-07.html

" There are old welders and bold welders but there are no old, bold welders."  happy001

It is a flying thing.... There are old pilots and bold pilots but there are no old, bold pilots.  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 29, 2018, 05:28:47 PM
There old barmen and sober barmen but there are few  . . . . . .
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 04:53:50 PM
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build....  rubschin:

http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y (http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2018, 04:57:07 PM
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build....  rubschin:

[url]http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y[/url])


 noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2018, 05:05:25 PM
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build....  rubschin:

[url]http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y[/url])


Arse! I went to the DIY store today!  Banghead
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2018, 06:08:46 PM
Wonder how long it will be before some half witted wannabe DIY enthusiast takes one look at this and thinks it would be a great thing to build....  rubschin:

[url]http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/vWGquxvqI_Y[/url])


Arse! I went to the DIY store today!  Banghead


Note to self: Send black suit to cleaners....  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2018, 01:42:19 PM
Looking at the video I think this idiot earns a non fatal Darwin Award as I doubt he can have kids now...  shocked003

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2018, 02:17:13 PM
Looking at the video I think this idiot earns a non fatal Darwin Award as I doubt he can have kids now...  shocked003

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html[/url])


Ooof!  eeek:

But hardly unique - watch some of those 'fail' videos on YouTube - there are hundreds and hundreds like that...  cloud9:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 31, 2018, 04:05:23 PM
Looking at the video I think this idiot earns a non fatal Darwin Award as I doubt he can have kids now...  shocked003

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html[/url] ([url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html[/url])


Ooof!  eeek:

But hardly unique - watch some of those 'fail' videos on YouTube - there are hundreds and hundreds like that...  cloud9:


The more the merrier, if they are that stupid then removing their ability to breed is the best option...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2018, 11:04:07 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html)

Evidently a Turkish medical degree doesn't also grant common sense, from the sounds of things he was looking down the barrel...  noooo:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2018, 11:59:59 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html)

Evidently a Turkish medical degree doesn't also grant common sense, from the sounds of things he was looking down the barrel...  noooo:

He won't do that again!  lol:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 17, 2018, 09:29:23 PM
Talk about taking a knife to a gunfight...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html)
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2018, 05:32:04 AM
Talk about taking a knife to a gunfight...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html)

facepalm:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Steve on September 18, 2018, 06:47:55 AM
Talk about taking a knife to a gunfight...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html)

facepalm:
facepalm: facepalm:
Title: Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2018, 10:36:36 AM
Talk about taking a knife to a gunfight...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html)
A Brazilian with a machete sounds like a recipe for disaster however you look at it. noooo: