Working with Mongs...

[Nick]

 

[beerhead]

POSTSCRIPT:  The Wedding is off.

[Barman]

POSTSCRIPT:  The Wedding is off.

[Miss Demeanour]

POSTSCRIPT:  The Wedding is off.

Gutted - was looking forward to hearing all about it 

[Pirate]

POSTSCRIPT:  The Wedding is off.

They must be going to Cyprus now...

[apc2010]

POSTSCRIPT:  The Wedding is off.

They must be going to Cyprus now...

 

[beerhead]

Further afield actually. Smart move by Bridezilla, as most of the miscreants won't b able to afford the air fare. Bridezilla's mum was on the phone yesterday apologizing and blaming it all on the best man.

I did suggest Cyprus, but apparently not posh enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[apc2010]

Further afield actually. Smart move by Bridezilla, as most of the miscreants won't b able to afford the air fare. Bridezilla's mum was on the phone yesterday apologizing and blaming it all on the best man.

I did suggest Cyprus, but apparently not posh enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

 

[Pirate]

The east side of the island is posher...

[Misty]

Apey puts the daily exchange rate on the wedding forums for the uk brides.......questions in the last five mins since posting.

Apey - rate today is 1.00 GBP =1.28304 euro

brides...
"is this the Cyprus rate?"
"Is it going to go up or down?"
"Is this the rate all over Cyprus? if not which area?"

 

[apc2010]

So I send a Dj to a wedding today ....he has venue and bride n groom names ....


He sets up and starts ....


After an hour the wedding planner comes up to him and asks what is he doing there ??/

She claims she never booked a DJ....


How the Fvck would I know she had a wedding at xyz venue and their names if you didn't book me ...


More to follow....

[Nick]

Maybe it's the heat affecting their brains

[Nick]

Next week (or is it this week?) I am speaking at an conference in London. Twice. On two different subjects.

Both presentations are being done with other people.

One of these people I have never met However phone and e mail comms have been excellent and we knocked our stuff into shape in minutes.

The other is with the most cantankerous, contrarian, idiotic git who I have known for about 10 years. Every comma and dot has been fought over for hours and it has taken us WEEKS to agree on all the details. We signed it off yesterday. 

He  has just called and told me that he is pulling out as he can't be arsed to go 

I now have to revise the whole fvcking thing to get it back to how I wanted it in the first place.

[Steve]

Next week (or is it this week?) I am speaking at an conference in London. Twice. On two different subjects.

Both presentations are being done with other people.

One of these people I have never met However phone and e mail comms have been excellent and we knocked our stuff into shape in minutes.

The other is with the most cantankerous, contrarian, idiotic git who I have known for about 10 years. Every comma and dot has been fought over for hours and it has taken us WEEKS to agree on all the details. We signed it off yesterday. 

He  has just called and told me that he is pulling out as he can't be arsed to go 

I now have to revise the whole fvcking thing to get it back to how I wanted it in the first place.

Add an unfortunate misspelling of his name then and announce that he couldn't be there as he had a pressing appointment at the clinic  .

[Nick]

He is actually going to the BBC as he is trying to win Counterpoint