Skeletons in the cupboard

[Nick]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

[Steve]

 

I'd say  but for her that's a real tragedy, she's effectively lost her husband twice now and that must be devastating 

[Barman]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

A lesson to us all! 

Not that I've done anything like that obvs. 











 

[Nick]

Dominique a pal of yours? 

[Barman]

Dominique a pal of yours? 

Of course not! 

[Nick]

Of course, of course 

[Grumpmeister]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

A lesson to us all! 

Not that I've done anything like that obvs. 











 

It's ok BM we already have a contingency plan in place for if you suddenly vanish. 

[Barman]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

A lesson to us all! 

Not that I've done anything like that obvs. 











 

It's ok BM we already have a contingency plan in place for if you suddenly vanish. 

 

[apc2010]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

Is "fist" a typo or a type of porn she found...........    

[Steve]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

Is "fist" a typo or a type of porn she found...........

[Barman]

Nod has a friend who is a retired lady GP. He husband, who was a lot older than her, died recently. He was 89 and a retired university professor.

Naturally, she has been going through his things 

Fist she found the porn stash on his hard drive. It was extensive and "varied"

Then she found evidence of the bank transfers  he had been making to some ladies in Thailand in exchange for "video calls"

He had been "mentoring" a young woman (Dominique ) at the university. Oddly, he was paying her monthly for "mentoring" her. Needless to say, Dominique is no longer going to speak at the funeral

Is "fist" a typo or a type of porn she found...........