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[apc2010]

So, my mate died.... His wife has sorted out the probate and I have been helping sell his cars...

I placed an advert today....

Mitsubishi L200 €5,750

A 2002 model Mitsubishi L200 'double cab' in excellent condition!

The vehicle has just 118,000Km on the clock and has been regularly serviced by a British mechanic.

In addition to the normal double-cab features (air bags, central locking, electric mirrors, electric windows, air conditioning), the vehicle includes: -

Load bay liner
Mitsubishi 'roll-over' bar
JVC CD Player/radio
Tow bar and electrics

The vehicle has recently been fitted with new tyres and a new battery.

The bodywork is in excellent condition and has been re-sprayed. There is a small scratch on the tailgate (shown in pictures).

For more pictures and details (and other items for sale) see our Garage Sale website.

http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/joomla/en/garage-sale

For more details or to arrange an inspection (the vehicle is in Pafos) please call 99854712.

And what is the first response I get...?

What do you mean by "has been regularly serviced by a British mechanic."
This is really offensive and racist.

Oh do fuck off! 

Say just like your wife...

[Barman]

So, my mate died.... His wife has sorted out the probate and I have been helping sell his cars...

I placed an advert today....

Mitsubishi L200 €5,750

A 2002 model Mitsubishi L200 'double cab' in excellent condition!

The vehicle has just 118,000Km on the clock and has been regularly serviced by a British mechanic.

In addition to the normal double-cab features (air bags, central locking, electric mirrors, electric windows, air conditioning), the vehicle includes: -

Load bay liner
Mitsubishi 'roll-over' bar
JVC CD Player/radio
Tow bar and electrics

The vehicle has recently been fitted with new tyres and a new battery.

The bodywork is in excellent condition and has been re-sprayed. There is a small scratch on the tailgate (shown in pictures).

For more pictures and details (and other items for sale) see our Garage Sale website.

http://www.uniquecyprusvilla.com/joomla/en/garage-sale

For more details or to arrange an inspection (the vehicle is in Pafos) please call 99854712.

And what is the first response I get...?

What do you mean by "has been regularly serviced by a British mechanic."
This is really offensive and racist.

Oh do fuck off! 

Say just like your wife...

Or your mother?

[apc2010]

  

[Barman]

 

[apc2010]

 

I have gone from 4 gigs today to 2....   a text comes in your first dance for Tues is xxx...you haven't fvcking booked me for Tues ,,,,,   and repeat,,,,,,,,

[Misty]

Hotel wedding coordinator "see you monday"

me "I dont have a booking"

hwc "the comopany booked a dj ages ago"

me "ok, see you monday"......check diary and emails, no booking.

I called the company......"oh yes, we do need you".
 
For fucks sake, today is friday, if I hadn't stumbled upon the error by accident, there would be nobody turning up on monday. 

[Misty]

I'm back......

Got a wedding tomorrow, spoke to the rep on Friday (before the weekend) I need details for a particular wedding on monday.....

yesterday she answered the phone with the words....."i forgot Misty"..

The dj I have for this booking is waiting for his information, including what bloody time he starts...I text the rep and she is not happy...

"its Sunday!!! I am with my family, I work 12 hour days and want at least one day off!!!"

Fuck that, if she had not forgotten, I wouldn't have to bother her on a Sunday! Also, bollx Sunday, APey is at a wedding now and I am up to my ears in paperwork trying to organise the week ahead, and the greek dancers whom I've confirmed wont answer the phone. 

This is someones wedding day for gods sake, we don't take a break, its too important.  The rep said she will give me the information at 7am tomorrow, which means she bloody well has it!

long night ahead.....wine or coffee....wine or coffee.....???

sorry, rant over.

[Nick]

WINE

[Misty]

Done!  (only cos you told me to)

just realised I may have made a professional boo-boo. 

Before the conversation with the crap Rep, I got an email from another who gave me all my info immediately on request......I thanked her greatly and told her what a crap week we have ahead so I appreciate her orginisation.....and just to be friendly, I told her I wished everyone else was as organised as her............then remembered, the family the crap rep is spending her "Sunday" with, is the good rep (another company), her Mum. 

Have I just told the good rep her daughter is shit? 

[Nick]

Mother thrashes daughter every time 

 

[Misty]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

[Barman]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

[Misty]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

 
I will too, Apey is at werk. 

[Barman]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

 
I will too, Apey is at werk. 

 

[Misty]

for years I have done my job, turning up at hotels with my equipment, not sure where the wedding venue is, and got by just fine. Why then, has every grown man who works for me devolved into a retarded chimp when it comes to having to do things on their own. my phone has not stopped. every call is a whining drone of "I don't know where to go......Am I in the right hotel......can someone tie my shoe laces..." 

These are grown men who have been in the industry (and alive) for many more years than I, yet I have to coordinate their every move. I am sick of wiping the fucking arses of idiotards.

Now stop calling me and ask fucking reception where the wedding is!!!!!! Simples!

rant over, many thanks for your patience. 

I am playing Les Mis if it helps...?

 
I will too, Apey is at werk. 

 

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