The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread

[Barman]

free joyriding for the tutors and Nick followed by "your clutch's knackered mate"  you say

 

And your tyres are all shagged out now....

[Uncle Mort]

I feel sorry for the taxpayers. 

Thanks Oh Bald One 

[Nick]

I pay tax 

[Uncle Mort]

I pay tax 

Of course you do.

As the late, great Benjamin Franklin once wrote "but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."

I'm sure your accountant keeps it to minimum though.

[Nick]

Do you want her number? 

[Nick]

Hour long appointment with The Boss tomorrow 

Seems she wants advice on how to go freelance 

[Barman]

Hour long appointment with The Boss tomorrow 

Seems she wants advice on how to go freelance 

You need a holiday like.... 

[Nick]

Like Morocco during Ramadan ? 

[Barman]

Like Morocco during Ramadan ? 

We-elll..... 

[Nick]

Start of my last week    But they may want me back in September 

[apc2010]

Start of my last week    But they may want me back in September 

Well you lasted and got a crap load of dosh.........

[Barman]

Start of my last week    But they may want me back in September 

You need a holiday like! 

[Nick]

Take a twilight stroll around the Place Jemaa El Fna, Marrakesh's busy centre. You will find an exotic and medieval atmosphere with storytellers, jugglers, animal leaders and, above all, fire-eaters whose flaming jets rip through the Moroccan night to the sounds of traditional music. A unique experience, a trip back in time impossible to share elsewhere.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Have you been radicalised too ? 

[boogs]

Take a twilight stroll around the Place Jemaa El Fna, Marrakesh's busy centre. You will find an exotic and medieval atmosphere with storytellers, jugglers, animal leaders and, above all, fire-eaters whose flaming jets rip through the Moroccan night to the sounds of traditional music. A unique experience, a trip back in time impossible to share elsewhere.

 

You will be safe  with one of these