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The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« on: April 26, 2014, 04:56:45 PM »
Right. On Monday (at early o'clock) I start my first full time (interim) job in 17 years.

Bonkers boss. Difficult staff. Angry university. Paperwork fooked. 2 staff on long term sick (stress) and 2 others resigned.

What can possibly go wrong?

I give it 48 hours  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2014, 04:59:09 PM »
What happened to the 10k a month job..... rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2014, 05:00:07 PM »
It is this job. I get paid more than my bonkers boss  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2014, 06:41:30 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on April 26, 2014, 05:00:07 PM
It is this job. I get paid more than my bonkers boss  eveilgrin:

Should this not be in..Bizare Things You Are Paying For thread?  noooo:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2014, 06:47:56 PM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2014, 07:48:24 PM »
Recommend they all get sacked and get their snouts out of the trough.  Thumbs:

You might be up for a pay rise for getting rid of leaches.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2014, 06:20:59 PM »
Suit: check
New shirt: check
New socks: check
Shoes: check
Tie: check
Map: um (note to self)
Power briefcase: check
Sharp pencils: check
Alarm set for early o'clock: check

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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2014, 06:23:58 PM »
Good luck.  Thumbs:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2014, 06:31:56 PM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2014, 06:32:53 PM »
I may not last the week  noooo:  I may not even last the day noooo:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2014, 06:39:30 PM »
Updates required,,,,,,, Thumbs:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2014, 03:46:31 PM »
Forgot to mention there is a rather attractive  eyes:  lady on my team. She is double jointed. She was talking to me the other day and was rotating her arms from the elbow  eeek:  in the manner of helichopper blades  eeek: eeek:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2014, 05:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 03:46:31 PM
Forgot to mention there is a rather attractive  eyes:  lady on my team. She is double jointed. She was talking to me the other day and was rotating her arms from the elbow  eeek:  in the manner of helichopper blades  eeek: eeek:
Did she succeed in fighting you off?
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2014, 05:16:28 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2014, 05:11:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 03:46:31 PM
Forgot to mention there is a rather attractive  eyes:  lady on my team. She is double jointed. She was talking to me the other day and was rotating her arms from the elbow  eeek:  in the manner of helichopper blades  eeek: eeek:
Did she succeed in fighting you off?

The relationship never took off....... whistle:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2014, 05:18:24 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2014, 05:16:28 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2014, 05:11:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 03:46:31 PM
Forgot to mention there is a rather attractive  eyes:  lady on my team. She is double jointed. She was talking to me the other day and was rotating her arms from the elbow  eeek:  in the manner of helichopper blades  eeek: eeek:
Did she succeed in fighting you off?

The relationship never took off....... whistle:
hover would believe it
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