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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2014, 05:37:57 PM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2014, 06:43:19 PM »
Can't work out at the mo if they want to extend the contract or send me away next week. Everyone is in headless chicken mode  noooo:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2014, 09:22:54 PM »
My contract has been extended till Christmas 2015.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #33 on: June 06, 2014, 09:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 06, 2014, 09:22:54 PM
My contract has been extended till Christmas 2015.   cloud9:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #34 on: June 06, 2014, 10:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 06, 2014, 09:22:54 PM
My contract has been extended till Christmas 2015.   cloud9:

Nice one Tipsy  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #35 on: June 07, 2014, 04:14:15 AM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on June 06, 2014, 09:22:54 PM
My sentence has been extended till Christmas 2015 for bad behaviour.   cloud9:

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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #36 on: June 09, 2014, 04:48:24 PM »
All gone quiet...... rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #37 on: June 09, 2014, 04:51:04 PM »
Chaos there. There is now a power vacuum and I have seized control  eveilgrin:  I have sorted out about 10 problems today that have been hanging around for months as no one dared to take them on  angel1

Whether this hastens my demise or prolongs my tenure I have no clue  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #38 on: June 09, 2014, 04:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 09, 2014, 04:51:04 PM
Chaos there. There is now a power vacuum and I have seized control  eveilgrin:  I have sorted out about 10 problems today that have been hanging around for months as no one dared to take them on  angel1

Whether this hastens my demise or prolongs my tenure I have no clue  rubschin:
Go for it  :thumbsup:

Better to have tried.
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #39 on: June 09, 2014, 04:59:00 PM »
I have to say that my staff are thrilled to see stuff getting sorted out. My boss got sacked and her boss is a dead man walking. Only bod above him is the CEO who is in the bunker and not been seen for weeks. I doubt anyone upstairs knows what I do or even knows I exist. I am looking after my staff and students and about to launch myself at the jumped up pricks at the university  eveilgrin:  What japes  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #40 on: June 09, 2014, 05:05:32 PM »
As the phrase goes: "seize the day"


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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #41 on: June 09, 2014, 05:31:20 PM »
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: I am enjoying myself  eveilgrin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #42 on: June 09, 2014, 05:34:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 09, 2014, 04:51:04 PM
Chaos there. There is now a power vacuum and I have seized control  eveilgrin:  I have sorted out about 10 problems today that have been hanging around for months as no one dared to take them on  angel1

Whether this hastens my demise or prolongs my tenure I have no clue  rubschin:

 :thumbsup: Go Mr Nick   happ096
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2014, 05:40:09 PM »
I have had to see about four other managers today as part of my mission. I tell them what I am doing and why and what I need  They have jumped to help me as they regard the work as long overdue. There is some eye rolling involved as they dare not say what they think through terror of "Her Upstairs".  noooo:  Hey, I am temporary. I feel liberated  :thumbsup:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2014, 05:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 09, 2014, 05:40:09 PM
I have had to see about four other managers today as part of my mission. I tell them what I am doing and why and what I need  They have jumped to help me as they regard the work as long overdue. There is some eye rolling involved as they dare not say what they think through terror of "Her Upstairs".  noooo:  Hey, I am temporary. I feel liberated  :thumbsup:

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