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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2014, 05:19:15 PM »
I have a 1:1 with her on Wednesday  eyes:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2014, 05:20:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 05:19:15 PM
I have a 1:1 with her on Wednesday  eyes:

footy match...... rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2014, 05:21:47 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 05:19:15 PM
I have a 1:1 with her on Wednesday  eyes:

those threesomes are so passe nowadays you say
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2014, 08:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 05:19:15 PM
I have a 1:1 with her on Wednesday  eyes:

Surely you can get better odds than that.
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2014, 08:24:20 PM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2014, 08:29:31 PM »
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If only Tipsy was here  noooo: sad24:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2014, 07:02:17 AM »
Keeping his chopper firmly in his 'cockpit' was the correct thing to do, orifice relationships never work out, it would only end in tears noooo:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2014, 07:15:57 AM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2014, 05:13:07 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on May 03, 2014, 05:16:28 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2014, 05:11:56 PM
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 03, 2014, 03:46:31 PM
Forgot to mention there is a rather attractive  eyes:  lady on my team. She is double jointed. She was talking to me the other day and was rotating her arms from the elbow  eeek:  in the manner of helichopper blades  eeek: eeek:
Did she succeed in fighting you off?

The relationship never took off....... whistle:

What was your pitch? Was it collective? You will need to establish a rota . . .
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2014, 05:14:43 PM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2014, 05:16:35 PM »
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2014, 05:26:44 PM »
Back to "werk" at early o'clock tomorrow. Have a meeting with Helichopper Gerl first thing. She has a problem she needs me to resolve  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2014, 05:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on June 01, 2014, 05:26:44 PM
Back to "werk" at early o'clock tomorrow. Have a meeting with Helichopper Gerl first thing. She has a problem she needs me to resolve  rubschin:

Translation, "I cocked something up before going on holiday and now I need to fix it."  rubschin:
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Re: The all new Tales from Marmite Central thread
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2014, 05:32:07 PM »
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