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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #105 on: May 07, 2015, 07:39:33 AM »
She could make a wabbit pie  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #106 on: May 07, 2015, 07:49:33 AM »
Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.

Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.

My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined.  whistle:

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« Reply #107 on: May 11, 2015, 05:00:34 AM »


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« Reply #108 on: May 11, 2015, 05:53:01 AM »
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #109 on: May 11, 2015, 10:01:50 AM »
Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.

Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.

My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined.  whistle:
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We had one that used to post them back live through the cat flap.  Oh what fun catching them while cat sits back and licks its nether regions.  Worst though were the cat farts that resulted from her consuming a whole rabbit.  Well sometimes a hard to identify organ or two was left behind

Wonderful cat though, brought so so much to my shallow existence.  RIP At'em
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #113 on: May 24, 2015, 04:46:51 PM »
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #114 on: May 24, 2015, 04:49:01 PM »
That explains Tipsy  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #115 on: November 15, 2015, 08:27:11 PM »
Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo:   been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #116 on: November 15, 2015, 11:05:24 PM »
Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo:   been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:
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Silly people, of course it is a scratching post
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #117 on: November 15, 2015, 11:32:36 PM »
Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo:   been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:

Ooh, posh!

A varnished fence.  worthy:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #118 on: January 07, 2017, 07:12:45 PM »
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #119 on: January 07, 2017, 08:04:47 PM »
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
Nasty, they can strip wallpaper
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