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Title: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2014, 11:12:03 AM
Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:

has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:

Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2014, 11:24:38 AM
Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:

has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:

Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2014, 03:32:31 PM
I am covered in  cat medicine .....he spat it out... evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2014, 03:37:40 PM
Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:

has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:

Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:

Yep, better drug them up.

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Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2014, 04:38:57 PM
How to give a cat a pill....

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.

Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.

Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2014, 04:40:38 PM
 noooo:

Tetanus in my bottom and bandages  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2014, 06:03:35 PM
Cat 1 back from the vets ...have to keep him in for a week ...he is semi-wild ....so have to buy cat litter .. evil:
already he is crying the house down to get out .. noooo:

has to have different food from cat 2 ..(impossible ) and the 2 strays we feed are trying to get in the house coz of the rain... noooo:

Beer O'clock may well be early today...... noooo:
Oh woes

They do become your life at times
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2014, 06:10:58 PM
How to give a cat a pill....

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.

Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.

Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

 lol: lol: lol:

Serious answer:

Believe it or not since Mrs K worked out these schemes CWMBO demands to get her daily tablets

For tablets:  Get Tesco el cheapo Meaty Stick treats and break into 1/2 inch chunks.  Insert tablet into one of the chunks

For liquid medicine. Buy Webbox Lik-e-Lix sachets and mix the medicine into one


If you want a really interesting challenge see if you can give daily Insulin and Calcium injections to a cat.   We both have at least most of our fingers and limbs still attached.
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2014, 06:43:34 PM
noooo:

Tetanus in my bottom and bandages  noooo:

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 12, 2014, 07:03:52 PM
How to give a cat a pill....

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.

Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.

Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

 lol: lol: lol:

Serious answer:

Believe it or not since Mrs K worked out these schemes CWMBO demands to get her daily tablets

For tablets:  Get Tesco el cheapo Meaty Stick treats and break into 1/2 inch chunks.  Insert tablet into one of the chunks

For liquid medicine. Buy Webbox Lik-e-Lix sachets and mix the medicine into one


If you want a really interesting challenge see if you can give daily Insulin and Calcium injections to a cat.   We both have at least most of our fingers and limbs still attached.

Our last cat in the UK (Smudger) needed daily insulin injections.... he used to present himself at 6pm, every day for them good as gold.....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2014, 07:15:25 PM
How to give a cat a pill....

Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and apply gentle pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of 10.

Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call Misty from garden.

Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get Misty to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for glueing later.

Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw away T-shirt and fetch new one from bedroom.

Ring Fire Brigade to retrieve cat from tree across road. Apologise to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to miss cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

Get Misty to drive you to Casualty, sit quietly while doctor stitches finger and forearm and removes remnants of pill from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

Call RSPCA to collect cat and ring pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

 lol: lol: lol:

Serious answer:

Believe it or not since Mrs K worked out these schemes CWMBO demands to get her daily tablets

For tablets:  Get Tesco el cheapo Meaty Stick treats and break into 1/2 inch chunks.  Insert tablet into one of the chunks

For liquid medicine. Buy Webbox Lik-e-Lix sachets and mix the medicine into one


If you want a really interesting challenge see if you can give daily Insulin and Calcium injections to a cat.   We both have at least most of our fingers and limbs still attached.

Our last cat in the UK (Smudger) needed daily insulin injections.... he used to present himself at 6pm, every day for them good as gold.....  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

So in the end did our Sam as we always fed him afterwards.  And it wasn't the diabetes that did for him in the end (FIV). 
 
sad32: sad32: sad32:   Shit, I really do have moist eyes now  cry:.
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2014, 07:51:49 PM
 sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2014, 09:49:45 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup:   Sometimes you have to.  You should have seen the vets when he died, never seen vet staff break down in floods of tears before, they were his other home.  I think we were the only ones holding it together so 12 years on I figure it's OK for me to shed a tear

Over the years I've shed more for dead pets than break ups and definitely than over dead relatives and never a tear over relegated football teams or lost jobs.  Life's weird - thankfully.
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2014, 09:53:46 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup:   Sometimes you have to.  You should have seen the vets when he died, never seen vet staff break down in floods of tears before, they were his other home.  I think we were the only ones holding it together so 12 years on I figure it's OK for me to shed a tear

Over the years I've shed more for dead pets than break ups and definitely than over dead relatives and never a tear over relegated football teams or lost jobs.  Life's weird - thankfully.

My childhood cat who moved around the country with me died at the ripe old age of 23 .... sad24:  was absolutly gutted ....
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2014, 10:05:13 PM
sad24: sad24: sad24:
:thumbsup:   Sometimes you have to.  You should have seen the vets when he died, never seen vet staff break down in floods of tears before, they were his other home.  I think we were the only ones holding it together so 12 years on I figure it's OK for me to shed a tear

Over the years I've shed more for dead pets than break ups and definitely than over dead relatives and never a tear over relegated football teams or lost jobs.  Life's weird - thankfully.

My childhood cat who moved around the country with me died at the ripe old age of 23 .... sad24:  was absolutly gutted ....
Not surprised after 23 years.  We had one for 19 and CWMBO is ~17 .  Little sod will be wanting to drive the car soon.



Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 13, 2014, 01:17:30 PM
noooo:

Tetanus in my bottom and bandages  noooo:

So, to summarise:

You have a jaw locked in your arse and are dressing like a nurse . . . .  rubschin:     shutup:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2014, 10:34:50 PM
noooo:

Tetanus in my bottom and bandages  noooo:

So, to summarise:

You have a jaw locked in your arse and are dressing like a nurse . . . .  rubschin:     shutup:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: TG on March 15, 2014, 02:48:06 PM
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:



Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 02:49:31 PM
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

 sad24:

but yes for litter.... evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Mrs TG on March 15, 2014, 03:06:42 PM
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.



Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:


tell everyone what you have called my baby kitten? got one exactly the same as one that passed away to soften the loss!

Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: TG on March 15, 2014, 03:13:50 PM
His name is 'Bullet'.

He is named after the dog that was owned by Roy Rogers.

Anyone got a problem with that? Eh? Eh?
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 03:32:57 PM
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

happy100

Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2014, 03:39:45 PM
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

happy100

Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....

Where's my freebie....... evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 15, 2014, 03:51:28 PM
We have 3 cats in the TG household.

Went down to 2 a few weeks ago when we took the old fart to vets cos he seemed a bit off colour. Came back without him. Tumour the size of an orange in his stomach.

I held him while he died and I make no bones about it I cried like a baby.

But we now have a new kitten and the other 2 old ones are suitably traumatised and I am moaning about the price of cat litter.

Life goes on.

Have you seen the price of cat litter? Eh?  noooo:

happy100

Got a mate here that digs thousands of tonnes of cat litter out of a hole in the ground (for pennies) and ships it to the UK....

Where's my freebie....... evil:

I didn't get any either....

Apparently he bought the 'worthless' land from a farmer for pennies....  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2014, 04:36:07 PM
His name is 'Bullet'.

He is named after the dog that was owned by Roy Rogers.

Anyone got a problem with that? Eh? Eh?
:thumbsup:  Not after the Steve McQueen film then

Sorry bout your loss.

Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 15, 2014, 04:40:52 PM
Catlit  Banghead

CWMBO will only deem to use Catsan clumping catlit at 7 an effin bag. 
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2014, 04:11:48 PM
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2014, 04:13:20 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2014, 05:47:16 PM
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:

All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?

Good job you don't have a real dog in there.  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2014, 05:58:03 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2014, 06:11:30 PM
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:

All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?

Good job you don't have a real dog in there.  noooo:

 lol: lol:    shutup:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2014, 07:39:01 PM
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:

All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?

Good job you don't have a real dog in there.  noooo:

 lol: lol:    shutup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2014, 07:19:46 PM
One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin:     noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2014, 07:22:11 PM
One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin:     noooo:
noooo:

I don't think that's going to be good for him/her.  Sure it's not Gypsum?  One way to get a cat plastered.
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2014, 07:24:45 PM
One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin:     noooo:
noooo:

I don't think that's going to be good for him/her.  Sure it's not Gypsum?  One way to get a cat plastered.

It has dried, Miss T is trying to get his "toes"   rubschin: apart ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 25, 2014, 05:39:54 PM
One of the semi-strays is covered in cement........ rubschin:     noooo:

It was ever thus . . .

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Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 27, 2014, 04:47:43 PM
Locked the cat in bedroom by mistake ...he pulled down Miss T's new curtains she made....... noooo:   broke all the fitted curtain hooks in the pelmet .....so now I have to do DIY........ evil:

All that trouble from a little pussy in the bedroom?

Good job you don't have a real dog in there.  noooo:

 lol: lol:    shutup:


 evil: oii!
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2014, 03:45:55 PM
I have just seen an advert on the tellybox for a 'plug-in' to keep your cats happy and less stressed.  noooo:

If they do not like the place they can always feck off elsewhere.  Thumbs:

You could buy some Apey....but the purchase might stress you out like.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2014, 03:51:26 PM
I have just seen an advert on the tellybox for a 'plug-in' to keep your cats happy and less stressed.  noooo:

If they do not like the place they can always feck off elsewhere.  Thumbs:

You could buy some Apey....but the purchase might stress you out like.  rubschin:

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 rubschin:

Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2014, 03:55:59 PM
I have just seen an advert on the tellybox for a 'plug-in' to keep your cats happy and less stressed.  noooo:

If they do not like the place they can always feck off elsewhere.  Thumbs:

You could buy some Apey....but the purchase might stress you out like.  rubschin:

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 rubschin:

Not quite the same....but just as good.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2014, 03:21:39 PM
The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2014, 04:02:54 PM
The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:

Bleddy cat though.  evil:

If it was a dog it would happily take you to the source, after a bit of training it might even bring you some back in exchange for a Bonio.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2014, 05:12:07 PM
The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:

So Misty is feeling relaxed then  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on May 03, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:

So Misty is feeling relaxed then  rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2014, 05:10:16 PM
The little one has just come in and stinks of marijuana ..... eeek: eeek:

So Misty is feeling relaxed then  rubschin:

 lol:

The only way to stay sane around Apey you say...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on July 27, 2014, 06:44:02 AM
Things You Can't Do When You're Not A Cat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQM0lCspYJ8#ws)
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Just One More on July 27, 2014, 08:03:04 AM
Things You CAN'T Do When You're NOT a Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emfDkcfWDew#ws)
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on July 27, 2014, 09:17:41 AM
 lol: lol: lol: both
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on July 27, 2014, 10:01:05 AM
happy001
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 27, 2014, 09:52:34 PM
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 04:50:37 PM
Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2014, 05:02:58 PM
I can post fish :thumbsup:  Second class  redface:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 05:04:58 PM
I can post fish :thumbsup:  Second class  redface:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2014, 05:48:14 PM
Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil:  How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 05:51:19 PM
Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil:  How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?

I try to tell them when they move here........do not get any pets untill you are sure you are going to stay......coz it costs a fortune to take them back to the UK.......
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2014, 06:00:18 PM
Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil:  How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?

I try to tell them when they move here........do not get any pets untill you are sure you are going to stay......coz it costs a fortune to take them back to the UK.......But Foggy can adopt them all  cloud9:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 14, 2014, 06:02:26 PM
Please when people leave the island take your fvcking cats and not leave them for others to feed ......... cussing:
evil: evil: evil:  How best to publicly humiliate such bastards?

I try to tell them when they move here........do not get any pets untill you are sure you are going to stay......coz it costs a fortune to take them back to the UK.......But Foggy can adopt them all  cloud9:

No she can't ...mainly coz 1 of ours is an anti-social bastard and fights them all....... noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 12:54:28 PM
Next door have a huge fancy BBQ with an expensive weatherproof cover......turns out my cat thinks the cover is a scratching post... redface:  there is no top any more .... eeek:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2014, 12:55:56 PM
Sounds expensive  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 12:58:45 PM
Sounds expensive  noooo:

Like I'm gonna tell him..... noooo:   bloody strays..... whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: boogs on December 29, 2014, 08:57:03 PM
Sounds expensive  noooo:

Like I'm gonna tell him..... noooo:   bloody strays..... whistle:

They are everywhere  noooo: whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 08:59:40 PM
Sounds expensive  noooo:

Like I'm gonna tell him..... noooo:   bloody strays..... whistle:

They are everywhere  noooo: whistle:


Zactly ....... Thumbs:   whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 31, 2014, 11:54:58 AM
So you will be fine as long as someone doesn't invite him on here then....  whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2015, 05:36:56 PM
Next door have a huge fancy BBQ with an expensive weatherproof cover......turns out my cat thinks the cover is a scratching post... redface:  there is no top any more .... eeek:


That bloody storm........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 07:37:41 PM
The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on January 14, 2015, 09:06:26 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2015, 09:15:20 PM
The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:

The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....

...he was like a wet mop this morning!  lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 14, 2015, 09:18:17 PM
The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:

The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....

...he was like a wet mop this morning!  lol:

You have your own thread......... cussing:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 14, 2015, 09:19:45 PM
The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:

The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....

...he was like a wet mop this morning!  lol:

You have your own thread......... cussing:

 evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on January 14, 2015, 11:23:38 PM
The cat is now crying at all the doors and windows ....coz it's raining at "his" window...... noooo:

The ginger one was up to that last night so I chucked him out....

...he was like a wet mop this morning!  lol:
point: at the nasty cruel man  evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2015, 03:17:42 PM
Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 03:26:33 PM
Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:

Be careful, it might be in heat like.....  redface:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 25, 2015, 03:41:07 PM
Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:

Be careful, it might be in heat like.....  redface:

Oh noes......... noooo:  get them all done ..
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2015, 03:58:46 PM
Woke up this morning(ish) to another cat asleep in the kitchen........ rubschin:

Be careful, it might be in heat like.....  redface:

Oh noes......... noooo:  get them all done ..

facepalm:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 03, 2015, 11:34:41 AM
Could be worse Apey, you could walk in one day to find this one has paid a visit.....  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F03%2F2549246B00000578-2937422-image-a-99_1422938602419.jpg&hash=816fae784a104086d033e1ec689fcc63c0e5951d)

Am I the only one who can here the theme to the Omen....  scared2:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2015, 05:52:56 PM
Could be worse Apey, you could walk in one day to find this one has paid a visit.....  eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2Fi%2Fpix%2F2015%2F02%2F03%2F2549246B00000578-2937422-image-a-99_1422938602419.jpg&hash=816fae784a104086d033e1ec689fcc63c0e5951d)

Am I the only one who can here the theme to the Omen....  scared2:

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 11, 2015, 08:06:18 PM
Having already trained Apey, here is the cat showing Misty who is boss...  whistle:

http://youtu.be/FFScMFFGoOw (http://youtu.be/FFScMFFGoOw)
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2015, 10:09:45 PM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2015, 11:49:05 PM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

He is now chasing a lazer light around the house....... ;D
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2015, 11:53:46 PM
Jet propelled?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2015, 12:01:25 AM
Jet propelled?  rubschin:

 ;D

was just testing a light...... redface:   about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2015, 08:50:40 AM
Jet propelled?  rubschin:

 ;D

was just testing a light...... redface:   about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......

LASER..... ::)
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 14, 2015, 10:42:28 AM
Jet propelled?  rubschin:

 ;D

was just testing a light...... redface:   about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......

LASER..... ::)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 14, 2015, 10:44:41 AM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 14, 2015, 12:04:34 PM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

They have long memories...
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2015, 07:14:56 AM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

They have long memories...

 lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 15, 2015, 10:52:41 AM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 15, 2015, 12:09:23 PM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat?  rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on March 17, 2015, 08:40:50 PM
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat?  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 21, 2015, 02:37:36 AM
Dear Two-leg Family,

This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.

1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2015, 07:21:39 AM
Dear Two-leg Family,

This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.

1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 07:00:27 PM
The easter fireworks have started........ evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2015, 07:05:44 PM
They will shit themselves  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on April 09, 2015, 08:43:58 PM
They will shit themselves  noooo:
Not if you put gin in their drinking water




I guess
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2015, 08:44:51 PM
They will shit themselves  noooo:
Not if you put gin in their drinking water




I guess

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2015, 07:25:57 PM
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2015, 08:08:38 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2015, 10:53:56 PM
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

That's no way to talk about Misty  eeek:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on April 11, 2015, 05:12:33 AM
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

happy001
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on April 11, 2015, 01:51:08 PM
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

That's no way to talk about Misty  eeek:

 evil:  Oi!

Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2015, 11:28:16 AM
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2015, 11:44:43 AM
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
Not good  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on April 15, 2015, 12:25:22 PM
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....

 evil:

Why couldn't mine all run off?  sad24:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2015, 06:09:05 PM
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....

 evil:

Why couldn't mine all run off?  sad24:

 point:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 07, 2015, 07:37:52 AM
Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.

Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.

My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined.  whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2015, 07:39:33 AM
She could make a wabbit pie  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on May 07, 2015, 07:49:33 AM
Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.

Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.

My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined.  whistle:

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on May 11, 2015, 05:00:34 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fp97lajlqx%2Fcats.jpg&hash=c58047013c5634c439c52490b1ece3c4fe0d0334) (http://postimg.org/image/p97lajlqx/)
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2015, 05:53:01 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimg.org%2Fp97lajlqx%2Fcats.jpg&hash=c58047013c5634c439c52490b1ece3c4fe0d0334) (http://postimg.org/image/p97lajlqx/)

 lol: lol: lol:

Bastard things!  cussing:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on May 11, 2015, 10:01:50 AM
Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.

Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.

My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined.  whistle:
rubschin:

We had one that used to post them back live through the cat flap.  Oh what fun catching them while cat sits back and licks its nether regions.  Worst though were the cat farts that resulted from her consuming a whole rabbit.  Well sometimes a hard to identify organ or two was left behind

Wonderful cat though, brought so so much to my shallow existence.  RIP At'em
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on May 23, 2015, 05:47:14 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/)   whistle: whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on May 23, 2015, 05:50:39 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/)   whistle: whistle: whistle:

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on May 23, 2015, 07:13:14 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/)   whistle: whistle: whistle:

 ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on May 24, 2015, 04:46:51 PM
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/ (http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/05/check-people-forced-become-cat-owners-46853/)   whistle: whistle: whistle:

 ;D ;D

To be fair, I don't actually know anyone who "owns" a cat . . .

Summed up thus: "Dogs have owners: cats have staff . . ."
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on May 24, 2015, 04:49:01 PM
That explains Tipsy  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2015, 08:27:11 PM
Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo:   been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on November 15, 2015, 11:05:24 PM
Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo:   been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:
:thumbsup:

Silly people, of course it is a scratching post
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 15, 2015, 11:32:36 PM
Next door have put up a new fence.....the cat thinks it;s a scratching post.... noooo:   been up a week ....the corner post has no varnish left... redface:

Ooh, posh!

A varnished fence.  worthy:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2017, 07:12:45 PM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on January 07, 2017, 08:04:47 PM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:
Nasty, they can strip wallpaper
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 07, 2017, 08:21:57 PM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

You have a lighter!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 07, 2017, 08:53:54 PM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

You have a lighter!  eveilgrin:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 08, 2017, 07:26:20 AM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

You have a lighter!  eveilgrin:

 noooo:

Matches then?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 08, 2017, 12:19:08 PM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

You have a lighter!  eveilgrin:

 noooo:

Matches then?  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that for once Apey isn't as daft as you are...  noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 10, 2017, 01:00:53 AM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

You have a lighter!  eveilgrin:

 noooo:

Matches then?  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that for once Apey isn't as daft as you are...  noooo:

Thank you ......... Thumbs:













A lighter is must more cost effective in the long term........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2017, 06:50:28 AM
The cat has wind ....... rubschin:

You have a lighter!  eveilgrin:

 noooo:

Matches then?  eveilgrin:

Something tells me that for once Apey isn't as daft as you are...  noooo:

Thank you ......... Thumbs:













A lighter is must more cost effective in the long term........ Thumbs:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2017, 05:18:04 AM
Have you thought about training them for your DJ act?   lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html)

Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on January 18, 2017, 12:42:48 PM
Have you thought about training them for your DJ act?   lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4127388/Winnie-kitten-dances-time-TECHNO-songs.html)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2019, 01:56:57 PM
Cat puke in spare bedroom.........how long it's been there ..??????  never use the room....... sick2:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on June 07, 2019, 01:59:12 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on June 07, 2019, 02:02:44 PM
noooo:

Invite BM to stay ...and pretend I didn't know ..you say........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on June 07, 2019, 02:11:19 PM
Get Foggy to clean it up  :thumbsup:  May need chisel. Get one from your neighbour  whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on June 07, 2019, 03:40:45 PM
Cat puke in spare bedroom.........how long it's been there ..??????  never use the room....... sick2:

I wonder if that is why the cat goes in there...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: miss Tchevious on June 09, 2019, 07:47:43 PM
Get Foggy to clean it up  :thumbsup:  May need chisel. Get one from your neighbour  whistle:

Oi!!  cussing: Its not my puke. Kind of crusty....just like Apey  rubschin:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2020, 01:23:09 PM
Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2020, 01:49:37 PM
Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 22, 2020, 02:50:15 PM
Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2020, 03:10:43 PM
Hard times call for hard measures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ3uGSYvqtU)

Can Foggy make curry?
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 24, 2020, 10:51:09 PM
Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
Or is it a lithp?
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2020, 06:51:27 AM
Just to top it all ...the cat seems to have a mouth infection .... noooo:
Or is it a lithp?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2020, 09:52:24 AM
So settling cat in .. noooo:  last night let him out on veranda with us ... Thumbs:

then 4 kittens appear in garden ... eeek: eeek: noooo:  not seen them before .....

so long story short ..cat is back in ... evil:

Did I mention it is a little warm to have all doors n windows closed...... Angry9:
Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Barman on October 19, 2020, 07:34:54 PM
So settling cat in .. noooo:  last night let him out on veranda with us ... Thumbs:

then 4 kittens appear in garden ... eeek: eeek: noooo:  not seen them before .....

so long story short ..cat is back in ... evil:

Did I mention it is a little warm to have all doors n windows closed...... Angry9:

We've got a street full of kittens... ::)

Woman at the end of the road feeds the cats but doesn't neuter them, so they breed like, well cats...

Walking the dog this morning and she had a poo in the road...

I got the poo bag out to pick it up and two kittens appeared from nowhere as they thought I was dishing food out.

I shooed them away but one of them rushed back and grabbed a mouthful!

 eeek: eeek: eeek: sick2:

Title: Re: Apeys Cat woes
Post by: Steve on October 19, 2020, 10:06:29 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo: