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Offline Nick

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Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« on: September 30, 2019, 12:26:58 PM »
Picked up a load of daff bulbs from Sainsbury the other day. Planted them in pots.

Squirrels have dug almost all of them up, taken a few bites out of each and then chucked them aside   cussing:

I am reminded of a time some years ago when I caught a squirrel scrumping off my apple tree. I yelled at it and it threw an apple at me!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2019, 12:56:30 PM »
Picked up a load of daff bulbs from Sainsbury the other day. Planted them in pots.

Squirrels have dug almost all of them up, taken a few bites out of each and then chucked them aside   cussing:

I am reminded of a time some years ago when I caught a squirrel scrumping off my apple tree. I yelled at it and it threw an apple at me!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:



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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2019, 01:00:32 PM »
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2019, 02:07:50 PM »
Picked up a load of daff bulbs from Sainsbury the other day. Planted them in pots.

Squirrels have dug almost all of them up, taken a few bites out of each and then chucked them aside   cussing:

I am reminded of a time some years ago when I caught a squirrel scrumping off my apple tree. I yelled at it and it threw an apple at me!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2019, 02:15:15 PM »
Should have ordered on-line ......... Thumbs:

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2019, 08:31:13 PM »
Should have ordered on-line ......... Thumbs:

Nick................order squirrels...............FROM TESCO ONLINE?? ARE YOU BARKING MAD...?  scared2:

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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2019, 09:28:55 PM »
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Re: Squirrels are the spawn of Satan
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2019, 07:37:22 AM »
Picked up a load of daff bulbs from Sainsbury the other day. Planted them in pots.

Squirrels have dug almost all of them up, taken a few bites out of each and then chucked them aside   cussing:

I am reminded of a time some years ago when I caught a squirrel scrumping off my apple tree. I yelled at it and it threw an apple at me!!  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Did you put any peanuts out for them?

No, so it’s all your fault then


Love squirrels, they make us larf


Oh and if you leave bulbs out they’ll plant them for you
Well, whatever nevermind