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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #90 on: March 21, 2015, 07:21:39 AM »
Dear Two-leg Family,

This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.

1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2015, 07:00:27 PM »
The easter fireworks have started........ evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #92 on: April 09, 2015, 07:05:44 PM »
They will shit themselves  noooo:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #93 on: April 09, 2015, 08:43:58 PM »
They will shit themselves  noooo:
Not if you put gin in their drinking water




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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #94 on: April 09, 2015, 08:44:51 PM »

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2015, 07:25:57 PM »
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #96 on: April 10, 2015, 08:08:38 PM »
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #97 on: April 10, 2015, 10:53:56 PM »
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #98 on: April 11, 2015, 05:12:33 AM »
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2015, 01:51:08 PM »
Just found a stray cat in our bedroom...... evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #100 on: April 15, 2015, 11:28:16 AM »
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #101 on: April 15, 2015, 11:44:43 AM »
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #102 on: April 15, 2015, 12:25:22 PM »
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #103 on: April 15, 2015, 06:09:05 PM »
The earthquake freaked the cat out.....a couple of friends have had their dogs run off.....

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Why couldn't mine all run off?  sad24:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #104 on: May 07, 2015, 07:37:52 AM »
Youngest daughter has recently moved to a very rural area backing onto open fields. Her suburban moggie is now allowed to roam and has discovered its hunting instincts.

Yesterday, she was complaining that every morning in the last week, it has left her a baby rabbit (or part thereof) on the kitchen floor.

My offer of a roll of gaffer tape for the catflap was declined.  whistle:
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