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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #75 on: February 03, 2015, 05:52:56 PM »
Could be worse Apey, you could walk in one day to find this one has paid a visit.....  eeek:



Am I the only one who can here the theme to the Omen....  scared2:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2015, 08:06:18 PM »
Having already trained Apey, here is the cat showing Misty who is boss...  whistle:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #77 on: March 13, 2015, 10:09:45 PM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2015, 11:49:05 PM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

He is now chasing a lazer light around the house....... ;D

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #79 on: March 13, 2015, 11:53:46 PM »
Jet propelled?  rubschin:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #80 on: March 14, 2015, 12:01:25 AM »
Jet propelled?  rubschin:

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was just testing a light...... redface:   about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #81 on: March 14, 2015, 08:50:40 AM »
Jet propelled?  rubschin:

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was just testing a light...... redface:   about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #82 on: March 14, 2015, 10:42:28 AM »
Jet propelled?  rubschin:

 ;D

was just testing a light...... redface:   about 1000 moving lazer dots all over the house ......

LASER..... ::)

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #83 on: March 14, 2015, 10:44:41 AM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #84 on: March 14, 2015, 12:04:34 PM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #85 on: March 15, 2015, 07:14:56 AM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

They have long memories...

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #86 on: March 15, 2015, 10:52:41 AM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat?  rubschin:
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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #87 on: March 15, 2015, 12:09:23 PM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat?  rubschin:

 evil:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #88 on: March 17, 2015, 08:40:50 PM »
Miss T has feed the cat chicken blood then steak ...now she is complaining he is farting .... noooo:
He is on her lap... Thumbs:

 evil: It was evil, even the cat kept looking round to see where it came from. The dirty bastard kept looking accusingly at me.

Why was Apey looking accusingly at you if it was him confusing the cat?  rubschin:

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Re: Apeys Cat woes
« Reply #89 on: March 21, 2015, 02:37:36 AM »
Dear Two-leg Family,

This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.

1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog
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