Characteristics of your ideal woman

[Landlady]

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Hum.............my first thoughts were gosh she's going to suffer with arthritis in her later years 

Yeah me too.......

why of course, and here too 

Moi aussi... 

LL this is typical of men  .... a woman would be honest as you were .... with your first thought   

Was it just me or did you think the same sis???

You guys were ALL thinking 'oh yeaeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' - right?
 

[Barman]

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Hum.............my first thoughts were gosh she's going to suffer with arthritis in her later years 

Yeah me too.......

why of course, and here too 

Moi aussi... 

LL this is typical of men  .... a woman would be honest as you were .... with your first thought   

Was it just me or did you think the same sis???

You guys were ALL thinking 'oh yeaeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' - right?

Not moi.... 

[Landlady]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2408787/Meet-Julia-G-nthel-aka-Zlata-worlds-bendiest-woman.html

 

Hum.............my first thoughts were gosh she's going to suffer with arthritis in her later years 

Yeah me too.......

why of course, and here too 

Moi aussi... 

LL this is typical of men  .... a woman would be honest as you were .... with your first thought   

Was it just me or did you think the same sis???

You guys were ALL thinking 'oh yeaeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' - right?

Not moi.... 

  pants on fire

[boogs]

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Hum.............my first thoughts were gosh she's going to suffer with arthritis in her later years 

Yeah me too.......

why of course, and here too 

Moi aussi... 

LL this is typical of men  .... a woman would be honest as you were .... with your first thought   

Was it just me or did you think the same sis???

You guys were ALL thinking 'oh yeaeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' - right?

I did but have to admit it was my second thought ..... My first was memories .....

[Steve]

I think LL and Boogs you malign us of the blokey gender.

I don't think many of us would be comfortable in such positions as there would always be the back of the mind worry that like a coiled spring she'd snap back into her normal shape with disastrous hurling man cross the room, car park whatever with some parts removed effects 

[apc2010]

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Hum.............my first thoughts were gosh she's going to suffer with arthritis in her later years 

Yeah me too.......

why of course, and here too 

Moi aussi... 

LL this is typical of men  .... a woman would be honest as you were .... with your first thought   

Was it just me or did you think the same sis???

You guys were ALL thinking 'oh yeaeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' - right?

Not moi.... 

  pants on fire

And you were ironing his boxer shorts .... ......no wonder he doesn't take you out ......

[Grumpmeister]

LL was ironing his boxers BECAUSE he doesn't take her out. She just 'forgot' to wait till he took them off this time. 

[boogs]

I think LL and Boogs you malign us of the blokey gender.

I don't think many of us would be comfortable in such positions as there would always be the back of the mind worry that like a coiled spring she'd snap back into her normal shape with disastrous hurling man cross the room, car park whatever with some parts removed effects 

    bet most would like to give it a go just once tho ......

[Darwins Selection]

I think LL and Boogs you malign us of the blokey gender.

I don't think many of us would be comfortable in such positions as there would always be the back of the mind worry that like a coiled spring she'd snap back into her normal shape with disastrous hurling man cross the room, car park whatever with some parts removed effects 

    bet most would like to give it a go just once tho ......

Cue Nick. "Ballet dancer story".   

[Barman]

I think LL and Boogs you malign us of the blokey gender.

I don't think many of us would be comfortable in such positions as there would always be the back of the mind worry that like a coiled spring she'd snap back into her normal shape with disastrous hurling man cross the room, car park whatever with some parts removed effects 

    bet most would like to give it a go just once tho ......

Cue Nick. "Ballet dancer story".   

He won't remember it..... 

[Darwins Selection]

I think LL and Boogs you malign us of the blokey gender.

I don't think many of us would be comfortable in such positions as there would always be the back of the mind worry that like a coiled spring she'd snap back into her normal shape with disastrous hurling man cross the room, car park whatever with some parts removed effects 

    bet most would like to give it a go just once tho ......

Cue Nick. "Ballet dancer story".   

He won't remember it..... 

I'm not so sure.

In common with all his carnal memories, it will be a long time ago. 

[Barman]

I think LL and Boogs you malign us of the blokey gender.

I don't think many of us would be comfortable in such positions as there would always be the back of the mind worry that like a coiled spring she'd snap back into her normal shape with disastrous hurling man cross the room, car park whatever with some parts removed effects 

    bet most would like to give it a go just once tho ......

Cue Nick. "Ballet dancer story".   

He won't remember it..... 

I'm not so sure.

In common with all his carnal memories, it will be a long time ago.